#you dirty pig

[thedreadvampy]

The thing is. Bad/gross food is rarely a DISH - when food is bad it's because it's been badly made, whether because of skills or available ingredients. but a dish p much only exists recognisably and has a name because someone likes at least one version of it.

which is to say. there isn't really a way of naming a dish, school of dishes or specific food culture and going EW ISN'T THIS DISH UNILATERALLY CONCEPTUALLY DISGUSTING without denigrating quite a lot of people.

like you don't have to like it in any form. but it's eaten and shared because it's good to a not insubstantial number of people when cooked right.

(and I don't really understand how you approach that with total incuriosity when it's a dish you haven't tried like. ARE rocky mountain oysters good? Maybe! I would very much eat some to find out!!!!)

this is actually something the British food poll did in a way the American ones I've seen haven't really - they described how the food they're imagining is, specifically, badly prepared (grey meat and veggies; unseasoned shepherd's pie). which is wildly tipping the scales by calling it British Food but. like. that is an on point definition of why that food is gross.

(this also applies to American chocolate, which like. Broad category but I think most of us understand this refers to low-cocoa high-sugar chocolate, probably with bucolic acid. so we are being invited to imagine Badly Made Chocolate not. the concept of chocolate)

personally I just think it's very rarely a good or funny idea to shittalk how gross any given food culture is. partly because food is important and culturally evocative for most people, partly because it's very...alienating? to be like WHO COULD EAT SUCH A THING? just because you wouldn't, and largely because to be frank it says more about you than about the food that you have so little imagination or curiosity that you can't imagine why a food might be enjoyable to folks who aren't you.

yes this includes jello salad, I would like to try it. ONCE. if it wasn't appealing to someone it wouldn't be so widespread.

#red said #like. as if talking shit about people for eating offal or offcuts particularly hasn't always been hugely loaded in race and class terms #ewww can you believe filipinos eat tripe. can you believe Chinese people eat pig feet? #YEAH I CAN AND YOU SHOULD TOO. Those are normal parts of an animal to eat and it's weird that you think it's weird #but it's also. a really common racist trope right? like. how often does racist rhetoric mention food being 'weird' or 'smelling bad'? #because shitting on someone's food and calling it gross is a really good shortcut to shitting on them and their cultures #implying they're dirty or animalistic or cruel or undiscerning or have bad taste #this isn't crying RACISM AGAINST WHITE PPL btw #just saying. maybe in general we should shut the fuck up about finding entire schools of cooking gross #and it's interesting you know. bc Americans in the notes of the American food posts recognise there are race and class sensitivities there #but not that there might be similar sensitivities around mocking another country's food

[nicoscheer]

And now ladies and gents after the guy received a bunch of begging and pleading replies the answer

And because we’re already on the subject of Milex being all over each other:

We have this testimony after the Olympia show in Paris

#alex turner #miles kane #oasis gig #2009 #babies #Milex #thank you good sir #how are they so adorable it should be a crime- don’t you dare stop #✌🏽 #pretty sure with the ‘kissing like pigs’ he doesn’t mean any of the cute pics that show up when googling exactly that #but rather a real dirty sloppy snogging session #a ‘blokey’ kiss 🤣🤣 what is that supposed to be 😭🤣 other than two babies in love #baby Milex #does. does anybody want to put a blokey kiss on my head 🫶🏽🥹 #Conor be like: Miles and Alex are all over each other; 14 years later: in a very very friendly brother spirits blokey kisses kind of way #blokey kisses

[miqojak]

The problem with an anti-social oc that you love to RP... is that it's awfully hard to meet people when neither you nor your oc care for most types of public rp venues (and then your realm has practically nothing but sexy nightclub venues and the occasional tavern, so you don't even bother looking for decent public venues anymore).

I've spent hours wishing I was RPing tonight, though, so I've got to find some way to make contacts outside of sharing my carrd on tumblr, since that doesn't seem to be much help, either. I even made a less anti-social alt, and have yet to really be able to find any longterm rp on him either.

#ooc #miqojak.carrd.co #where are good rp community hubs at? #I tried running one/running my own events and then all the perverts came to my venue #which is the opposite of what I want #and Jak is not going to hang out on Pearl Lane #after you stop being homeless you don't go back to hang out in dirty alleys anymore #defeats the purpose of striving for something better if you crawl back in the pig pen

[mccall-me-maurice]

lotf but it’s a pig head and not a sock

#dirty baby pig head #lotf #lord of the flies #lotf shitpost #shitpost #HI THIS IS A SHITPOST ON MY MAIN! #GIGGLES HELLO EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALL #PULLS YOU INTO A BIG HUG #lord of the pies #lotf ralph #lotf jack #indirectly

[adamparrishdyke]

keeping shoes on in ur house is so diabolical and sinister some of you need to be shamed

#eric sex educstion voice YOU DIRTY PIGS! #.r

[el-im]

#john lennon #yoko ono #films #so many wonderful things in here #'look i'm disgusted at you' #'spoken like a human being--how dare you?' #'for instance the concept of high heels--just think of that.' (after making out) she's me #'it gives them a weapon to defend themselves' 'mmm. an umbrella is better.' #'i dont even like high heels. i dunno what you're picking on me for.' #'she'd like to say a few words' 'i'm still sleeping!' #'ill let you know im all for women yoko... OW! OW!!!!' #'dirty pig bastard.' 'did you hear that ladies and gentlemen--that's what women havecome to' #how they dissolve into laughter like sugar in warm water. #baybeeeee.

[justmaghookit]

anyone who picks the anime dude on that poll is a coward, that’s the cowards way out

#you suck it up and vote for the one you think washes their dick the most #its karkat btw #onceler probably washes his dick but he's a dirty capitalist pig and is disqualified for that #bird chatter

[helianskies]

turkport for @needcake; 820 words, based on the prompt: "ow! that hurt!"

Solid

One moment, they are having fun outside in the snow—snow that has come to greet them while they are holidaying away in the Netherlands—and the next, someone cries out in pain, and the fun stops.

“Ow!” Henrique winces, hand to his face. He hisses, he blinks—his eyes blow wide for a few seconds—and then he states: “That hurt…”

Sadık suddenly panics. He hurries over and takes Henrique’s face in his own hands before the other can protest or fend him off, and looks at the area the snowball must have hit. His skin is red (not just from the cold) and his left eye is watering.

It must have been a close call. 

"I'm so sorry," Sadık says, "are you okay?"

"Yeah, just about," Henrique replies, blinking away the residual stinging as a smile stretches onto his face. He has always been good at pretending his pain does not exist. "It's a bit rude of you to throw a great big ball of ice at me, though, don't you think?" he jests all the while. 

Sadık tuts. If humour will help him cope, then, "Sorry," he repeats, "but I thought you were a fan of being hit in the face by big balls, no?"

Henrique very nearly smacks him in the face in retaliation, but, in lieu of that, he instead pushes the other's hands away from his face. "Very funny," the Portuguese victim responds. "I'd be careful what you say next, however, if you want those big balls of yours to stay in one piece."

"I appreciate the indirect compliment," Sadık concedes, and he glances again at the red patch of skin. "Are you sure you're okay?" he duly asks. "It does look quite sore, canım.”

“And what do you want to do about it?” Henrique returns. “Put some more ice on it?”

Again, Sadık tuts, and again, Henrique brushes him off. He continues to act as though he’s fine, as though he is not bothered, as though that snowball to the face didn’t hurt. But Sadık remains unconvinced. He feels bad—feels guilty. It doesn’t matter if the other now smiles, and has figuratively picked himself back up. That red patch is glaring at Sadık, the villain he is, and he—

“Hey.”

Sadık almost stumbles back, not realising how close Henrique had gotten to him again. The other looks up at him—their faces are so close, he can almost feel their breath mixing in the frosty Dutch air—and in his eyes lies a question left unspoken, and unheard.

“I’m fine,” the Turk assures him. He musters up a smile, his hand comes to cup the other’s face, and he even dares press the most delicate kiss upon Henrique’s cheek. The already red patch seems to gently darken. “I love you, you know.”

“Aww, I love you, too,” Henrique coos, nearly beaming, “even if you are an idiot, sometimes.”

A gasp—nothing but hot air—escapes Sadık. “Me? I’m the idiot?” he scoffs. “Who’s the one who got hit in the face by a snowball?”

“It was more ice than snow!” 

“I said I was sorry!”

“Yeah, well, you’re lucky my beauty comes from more than just my face!” Henrique throws at him, along with that signature barely-there-pout he has perfected. “And that there were no witnesses, for that matter!”

“Do you want me to get onto my knees and grovel? Because I’ll do it,” Sadık says, hands raised in mock surrender. “You know I’d happily get on my knees for you.”

“There—” Henrique seems to do a double take. “There’s a time and place for things like that!”

Sadık agrees wholeheartedly. “Like in our hotel room,” he supposes, “maybe even this evening, if you wanted.”

“Sadık…”

“I’d do it!”

“I know you would, my love,” the other responds, just shy of sighing, “but you really don’t need to. It was an accident. It happens. God knows I’ve smacked you countless times in the middle of the night.”

“But your poor, beautiful, perfect face…”

He sticks out his bottom lip and, once more, holds the other’s face in his hands. Each time he gets to hold it—even see it, bask in it, cherish it—he feels luckier than before. It is no different right there, right then. He looks at Henrique and Henrique looks at him and Sadık simply can’t help himself. 

“I love you,” he says again. And again. And again after that. In between each profession comes a pecked kiss, short and sweet, right against soft, cold lips, and by the end of the onslaught, he almost wishes he could do it all over again. 

But, Henrique stops him. He says, “You really are an idiot,” and instead lets their noses touch, gently run against each other, and then separate. “But,” he then presses, “you are my idiot, which is all I care about.”

“Yours, eh?”

“Mmh, mine,” Henrique smiles. “Mine, all mine.”

Sadık rather likes the sound of that.

#helia writes #hetalia #hws turkey #hws portugal #turkport #im glad you picked this prompt honestly so perfect for their banter 😪 #thank you for being one of my guinea pigs! :> #a new set of dialogue prompts should be appearing soon! #also. i apologise for the dirty-ish jokes. the characters have minds of their own and write themselves sorry :')

[maybezim]

Happy love-filth day meat monkeys! May you smash your face flesh together and enjoy your chocolate covered hearts! Zim is alone today however, he has no need for filthy love-pigs! May you roll in dirt and slop you human worm smellys! Bask in the squirmy SICKENING GROSS GOOY- er…Lovely hugs and touching! Now Zim must leave before he vomits!!! Gir! fetch me the bucket!

#happy valentine's day #Zim wishes you a painful love filled day #zim blog post #Zim is best #zim needs no love! #Zim doesn’t want to cry #Stop looking at me! #Zim has dirt in his optical enhancements! #You’re dirty! #Gross love-pigs! #you make me sick #Zim is best! #I AM ZIM! #iz zim #invader zim

[bambiraptorx]

Hey what if instead of everybody making up languages for fantasy or scifi settings, we used real world languages

Because! You can put in things that the audience understands but the characters don't

Example: imagine a situation where character A asks B for a pickup line in C's native language, and B is like "say eres un cerdo sucio, everyone falls for that line"

And the beauty of a set up like this is that A is completely unaware, while the Spanish-speaking audience cackles because there are dozens of ways this could go and all of them are hilarious

#writing #linguistics #worldbuilding #ship dynamics #character dynamics #character tropes #fiction #fantasy #and for context the spanish there means 'you are a dirty pig' #and obviously there are probably issues with using irl languages in fantasy cultures #because you run the risk of ignoring the irl cultures that use the language #but I think we should troll characters using languages they don't know alright? alright

[theysaywhatasadsight]

I had a dream that the guy who played eric in sex education was going to be doctor who

EDIT ITS APPARENTLY NOT A DREAM I AM A SLEEPY MOTHERFUCKER

#and one of his dialogues was exterminate yourself you dirty pig #this seems so real did someone announce something or what #MY SISTER SENT IT TO ME?????? BUT I DONT SEE IT ANYWHERE

[crowsyart]

Honestly don’t know much about these guys cause I haven’t read the manga or seen soul eater not and don’t exactly. Plan on either but

Also apparently Kim’s a witch and a tanuki one but I designed this before that so. I’ll figure out how the full animal transformation witch thing works later. I’m thinking insect based or something. Or I might just ignore it we’ll see.

Also hiro is there I guess

#with hiro he’s like that textpost about the elf from lord of the rings where they’re like he’s buttfuck ugly for an elf #yeah that’s hiro. he’s a pretty boy to other species but for lions he’s kinda. ugly as hell becuase of his lack of muscle mass and tiny mane #also he curls his whiskers #kilik has a lot of fire and lightning based patterns in his stripes #also he kinda smells like ozone/something burning #his tail is usually puffed up but it’s for debate as to whether he thinks it makes him look cool or it’s just static electricity #him and black star are kinda buddies and he has a bit of a crush on him #w Kim I’m sticking with the iguana because it’s just more fun to me #her frill or spines or whatever you wanna call them are flipped over to style like hair #she plans to get them pierced when she’s older #she’s really into the whole witch asthetic (as a meister of course not like she’s a witch or anything. haha) and chose her weapon #based on that #Jackie based her knowledge of resonance and partnerships purely on book learning and planned to pair with another of her species but #she saw Kim and was like. okay. that one. despite all the rumors of her being kind of an ass #(might’ve been a little crush) but she justified it to herself by saying birds and reptiles have the same ancestor #they have a humidifier in their room and kim leaves her shed everywhere #Jackie’s been picking up ‘how to bond with reptile’ books at the library and hiding them under her bed like it’s dirty magazines or somethin #in the future if they continue to be partners when they resonate Kim is able to actually ‘breathe’ fire essentially through her resonance #Jackie’s a good choice too cause she’s pretty warm so. helps when you’re cold blooded #ox is a pig because they’re very smart animals. and he’s bald #harvar doesn’t really talk much and is very sort of. careful #because of his incredibly large claws he needs to use specialized stuff for writing and whatnot #he can clip them but there’s only so much you can do that #and it feels weird #kilik rung #soul eater au #soul eater #beastars au #anthro au #kim diehl

[bombz-n-bluntz]

Thinking about Geiger

#hes so cool.... i admired the guy back then #he was part of the reason i kept watching scrap yard fights #his weapons and just. fightin dirty? a man after my own heart... #plus he was so quiet while doin it all... not like he could talk but still #hes how i got myself into the queens circle LMAO #bc after the reckoning it was kinda #like i originally was like 'lemme see if that pig guy wants to take me home' and a flick to the forehead #hurt but took my eyes off him for sure lol #then i set my sights on geiger #friendly sights mind you. but i did think he was hot #i dont think that went far bc then the queen acknowledged me and man #i folded hard...... #she was so fun at the beginning of her reign man #put herself on a pedestal later tho 🙄 its what made me wanna destroy her shit #that was when left junkertown tho. she kinda chilled out when we hit our early/mid thirties #didnt seem as mad. like still she's gonna punch me but shes not gonna cut my tongue out anymore #glad overwatch got us to hang out again #talkin #mems #zooted

[bas-writes]

thought that if i have blaze available i also can turn the tip option on (which would be much better for me than screaming about ko-fi in every text) but nope

this is discriminating creators who live outside US, ngl

#*shakes fist* lemme survive in capitalism you dirty tumblr pigs #bas mumbles

[caged-crows]

beep boop tag time

#{ snail speaks. #{ the pig king. | techno. #{ angel of death. | philza. #{ dirty crime boy. | wilbur. #{ the big man. | tommy. #{ we're like brothers. | crimeboys. #{ for you; the world. | emerald duo. #{ welcome home. | bedrock boys. #{ older by eight minutes. | twins duo. #{ stop eating sand son. | sand duo. #{ by another pair of wings. | angel duo. #{ found family (real not clickbait.) | sbi. #{ drabbles. #{ lore spoilers. #{ headcanons.

[llycaons]

If You Find a Tick in Your Home or on Your Skin do you Let it Live There (Normal) Or Kill it like Some Lunatic

#this one's for my upstate ny and west coast folks....you know lyme. rocky mountain spotted fever...etc #yes I know that a lot of stigma around 'dirty' animals like rats or pigs is false and they're perfectly clean animals #but you do not fuck around with ticks #actually maybe leeches are also my limit. I don't think they can give you any diseased but we always got rid of them #sorry :( #edit: NEVER MIND. leeches can transmit infected blood between people. not a safe animal! #cor.txt