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jackstheprinceofhearts · 11 months
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I don't know why but I can totally picture drunk Jacks singing 'Hurt' from Christina Aguilera in karaoke after finding out Eva doesn't remember him and Chaos and Lala getting second hand embarrasment
HELP I LISTENED TO THE SONG BEFORE ANSWERING AND I WAS LAUGHING AND CRYING FOR 2 MINUTES THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO IMAGINE
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YOU ALSO COUGHT ME OFF GUARD WITH THAT SONG BEING GOOD HELLO??
we need drunk jacks pls
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eliteseven · 21 days
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What if when Tav dies, the light in the pendant she gave Shadowheart goes out?
Oh my god???
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prettymimi · 3 months
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everyday i think about dawes' brain rebooting when she saw alex's tattoes on her hips
the tension. the air thickening.
i could practically hear from the pages the glup pammie gave trying to focus literally on anything else
people can argue their chemistry was accidental but that scene was just downright playing with my lesbian feelings
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bernie-buddy · 4 months
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Yearly reminder that people majoring in psychology degrees are 100% going to try to psychologically manipulate their own friends.
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ragnarssons · 1 year
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you here, i hate you.
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boseobrien · 1 year
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"I'm going to walk away from you, and when i do you might never see me again, maybe in a hundred years or so. Because i am going to Artemis, she will make me a hunter then it's over for us," Mika affirmed, slightly shaking from desperation, "Unless you stop me,".
Notsogoodofawriter are you insane ??
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itsallaboutzayn · 2 years
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vegaspete or kimchay for the gif asks 👀
OKAY BUT
YOU ARE MEAN TO MEEEE
you know exactly how much i love these two ships 😒🥺 why would you do this to meeeeee
but well i chose one and it's here 🥰🤷‍♀️
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make me choose ask game
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cto10121 · 1 year
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London RetJ: 🎶 Our love will outlive the sea 🎶
Me: ho don’t do it
London RetJ: 🎶 Longer than eteeeeeeeerniiiiii…🎶
Me: ho don’t do it, don’t you dare—
London RetJ: 🎶 TEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🎶
Me: oh god
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elysiumxii · 2 years
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"good morning~" alena chirps as they press kisses to beomsoo's face. baby hyacinth is gurgling happy, balanced on his mother's hip as he sucks and gnaws on a leftover cow rib from dinner. demons (even half demons, apparently) teethe... much quicker than alena was anticipating. luckily the nymph was adamant in utilizing any and all leftovers.
"happy father's day, my love." although alena is more than aware that namtar wasn't a fan of alena's affinity for human days of celebration, eni was quite adamant on celebrating this one. the nymph chirps to their fledgeling, instructing him to wish his father a good day. hyacinth stares-- first at his mother, and then to his father, before bursting out into giggles and reaching out a hand to pat pat pat beomsoo's head.
Grumbling softly as he's roused from his morning lay in, the house smelling like breakfast which no doubt would be laid for him whenever he dragged his hulking carcass out of bed, and the happy coos of his son meeting his ears before kisses are laid against his face. His oasis. Away from the shit of his life in servitude to the grime of a criminal life - his happy place.
Letting his eyes crack open, he is pleased to see their smiling faces and a small curl spreads over his own lips as he hears the greetings. "Well hello-" he murmurs back, voice hoarse from sleep, but he quickly holds out his large arms to take his son, as he slowly sits up, and nudges his head for Alena to join them in the bed, for family cuddles. "What you got there little champ?" He grumbles, now with the baby Hyacinth against his chest, as he looks from gnawed on bone to his son's mouth. "Coming in a treat, aren't they" he presses a kiss to the babies forehead, pleased to see his chomping gnashers growing. He will be a fearsome demon lord in no time. "No horns yet though" he teases, looking over at Alena before leaning forward to receive more kisses. It was his day, after all.
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artkaninchenbau · 1 month
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
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abracadaze · 2 years
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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notbrucewayne48 · 4 months
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"aphobia doesn't exist"
bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it
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bigfatbreak · 8 days
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
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#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#long tags#sorry I went apeshit in the tags#LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW#I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO#its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical#and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread#as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational#in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away#and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do#shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again#legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it#but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings#alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird#she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her#knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself#between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot#and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo#essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that#busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way#to show her she's self sabotaging#cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD
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trans-axolotl · 8 months
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nothing makes me more insane than the phrase "selling your body" btw. like was i not also selling my body at every other job i've had where i had to be on my feet all day, lifting boxes, working in a warehouse, etc. why is it that sex work is uniquely labeled as "selling your body" while every other job is sorted into another category, no matter how much that job might have a physical impact on your body. lmao.
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sydneighsays · 8 months
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Can I rest now? 😭
[clip from: TMA ep 111 Family business]
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This is probably going to flop 🧍🏻‍♀️🫶🤭😙🫴❤️
[VD: A grayscale Magnus Archives animatic of Jon and Gerry talking in episode 111 of The Magnus Archives. Gerry, a ghostly goth, and Jon, a thin brown man in a graphic T-shirt, sit together at a table. Gerry says scornfully, "Playing politics with things they didn’t understand. Reckoned her tradition was less the academic and more the, uh…" Jon offers dryly, "V-Village witch?"
Gerry laughs, pleased, and asks, "You sure you don’t know her?" He sighs, sobers, and says, "Yeah. But deep down what she wanted wasn’t all that different from the ivory tower idiots she hated. Y’know, I think, secretly, she dreamed of starting a little mystic dynasty of her own." He grimaces. "With me."
Jon says a little eagerly, "Like the, the Lukases? Or the Fairchilds?" Gerry corrects, "Well, Fairchild’s just a name, they’re not really family." Then he does a finger gun and says, "The Lukases, though, yeah."
He turns away, pensive and frowning, and says, "Thing is, it’s harder than it looks. What’s out there… doesn’t care about blood." Jon, grinning a little, says, "Well, I-I mean, except for the vampires…" Gerry scowls, "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires." Jon looks abashed, and Gerry looks down sorrowfully to say, "But they care about your choices, your fears, not your parents." End VD]
[ID: A still of the scene where Gerry scowls and says "Yeah, obviously except for the vampires" to an embarrassed Jon. End ID]
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inkskinned · 1 year
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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