#you have no proof

[mythicallystupid]

As an Aussie I fuckin love the 'humans are space Australians' title, it hilarious.

(I would LOVE someone to use this as a short story prompt, PLEASE)

SO IMAGINE, a big cruiser has a few (like 10ish) humans on the crew (none of which are Aussie) and everyone is just chatting over 'lunch' and the topic switches to earth and it's cultures/countries. One of the humans decide to just go "fun fact, Australia is not only a country but also an island and continent all in one" so the whole conversation shifts to how dumb Australia is.

All the non-human crew are just staring at the group dumbfounded as they tell 'fun facts' about Australia.

Then one day an Australian Human needs a hitchhike to a station the cruiser is stopping at next (with permission [optional]) so during a meal time they basically get interrogated once everyone realises they are in fact an Australian and, as we do, they spread 'knowledge' of our wildlife such as drop bears and many creatures alike.

( FEEL FREE TO ADD :D )

#humans are space australians #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are weird #humans are deathworlders #humans are complicated #humans are cool #Aussies are total fibbers lol #we totally dont lie alot #you have no proof

[magicaltickles]

I love wearing the crop top I'm currently wearing bc it's soft and lovely and pastel rainbow and I always get compliments from someone when I wear it

No other reason

#im not imagining someone teasing my belly #not at all #you have no proof #em's in a lee mood #og posts #sfw tickling #tickle #tickle fluff #tickle thoughts #ticklee #tummy tickles #tickle blog #sfw twords

[lilracoonindisguise]

To @artaem_work :

I would like to marry your art thank you very much.

#art #fanart #ateez #ateez fanart #jung wooyoung #JUNG FUCKING WOOYOUNG #how do you know hes my ult uh #you have no proof #choi san #kim hongjoong #park seonghwa #im never getting over wooyoung #THIS IS GORGEOUS

[cheebdraws]

#cheeb draws #artists on tumblr #oc art #spy art #october drawings #october challenge #moira my gorl #did I forget to post this on my socials yesterday #you have no proof

[limedefendormoon]

Deer friend, did or did you not eat my cookies 😇🔪

In response to this claim:

I refuse to speak unless my lawyer is present.

0.0

#you have no proof

[itsyourstarboy]

Maybe I can gaslight myself into thinking I don't have a headache.

I mean, it is quite literally in my head.

#headache pain isnt real #you have no proof #...at least no proof of my pain #🐏💎

[valleynix]

That’s it I’m telling my therapist about you

your honor, i am INNOCENT

#asks #you have no proof

[astrolunesworld]

atsumu would listen to Big Time Rush unironically and sakusa would threaten to kick him out of the house. in retaliation, atsumu would play “Boyfriend” and then sakusa would actually end up kicking him out of the house

#I wasn’t listening to it earlier today #you have no proof #sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #atsumu miya #atsumu #sakusa #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #text post

[desert-fern]

Never let anyone tell you that I have my shit together.

If they do, that bitch be lying.

#did I just draft 6 of the wrong moodboards because I got my characters mixed up? #no… #you have no proof #… okay I did

[scienceoftheidiot]

Decide to haul my arse into working finally

Open last meeting notes

That's. Surprisingly uplifting, hi, Hayate !

(plot twist ! I had written nothing ! Only drew doggo. As usual. Hm. Past me is always so helpful 🙃)

#am i procrastinating again #you have no proof

[sigmadolos]

All I'm saying is Sigma has definitely been caught in that awkward moment of taking a big bite of food only to have a client want to speak with him so it's that rapid trying to chew & swallow fast enough

#ooc || an absolute mythology nerd #and if that just happened to me... #you have no proof #the fact it was a powdered donut thi 😭 made it so much worse

[basils-plants-and-potions]

(Y’all other anons, we need to band together and sneak into basils shop)

Alright fine, I’ll come back with a warrant if possible

Aha, good luck!

#omori #omori ask blog #basils plants & potions #basils plants and potions #basil's plants & potions #omori basil #basil omori #ofa #you have no proof

[cryptidkey]

how will they philip-ify you if you already /are/ philip

I am NOT

#YOU HAVE NO PROOF #I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH PHILIP #ANY EVIDENCE YOU HAVE IS FAKE #ask #anon

[commissionsdarian]

Music for the very important work today

#no I am not attempting to slowly induce insanity in the workplace #they were already insane #you have no proof #😏 #tua rp #oc

[trippin-over-my-fandoms]

I know it’s been a while and I’ve been in like two different fandoms since the original Sloane x Luther posts but no matter what happens in s3 I stand by I’m writing a fanfic or two whether or not it happens in the show.

#tua #sloane hargreeves #I’m not biased on why they should be together pfffttt whaaaaaattttt #you have no proof #luther Hargreeves #the umbrella academy #who’s gonna make up their ship name #y’all don’t want me to do it I’m bad at that

[seawater-aurelia-writing]

I thought the picture i reblogged was just pretty fanart!!! It’s a spoiler?!?! （○□○）

I’m sorry! I’ll tag it right!

#If my friend is reading my posts #no i did not simp over Vil! #you have no proof #rell chat