#you heard it here first!!!

[keiphoria]

me: why do u hate yamaguchi

@sems-diarie: cuz he’s gay

#YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! #cece chit chatz

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance. #“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol. #and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here. #just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is” #idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it” #and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

[flyin-shark]

#196 #rule #you heard it here first folks #straight marriage just doesn’t work #r196 #r/196

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

#house md #james wilson #prince's talk tag #finally!!! it's done! this and the house version took almost two weeks to do #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the wilson video ill put his stats here #s1 was 11 times s2 was 18 s3 was 45 s4 was 32 s5 was 41 s6 was 60 s7 was 47 and s8 was 48 #in total he says his name 302 times. Mostly refers to him just by House #the only time I've heard him say his first name its when he's being professional or when he's really angry (and that one time he proposed) #and even then it's always the full name not just the first name #the only instance I've seen him use just his first name was on that note he put on House's xmas gift that we see in season 5 #and as much as I wanted to put that moment in here he never actually says the contents of the note out loud so i had to leave it out #but what surprised me was he says House's name more than House says his name #especially when the earlier seasons didn't have him say his name as much

[zarla-s]

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Moral dilemmas! Sans is able to talk about what happened in the lab with Papyrus and make some peace with it, but talking about it with other people is a different story.

(And it’s a long long day, and we’ve come a long long way And it’s a long long long way back  - [x] )

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#undertale #handplates #sans #gaster #asgore #z art #z comic #obsessing over asgore keeps you out of jail: you heard it here first #remember when sans had that little bandana and the striped shirt #so long ago...

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

It will never stop being funny to me that the Titan's Tower incident between Jason and Tim happened right after fucking Jericho did the exact same thing but was way, WAY scarier about it.

JERICHO repeatedly attacks them, endangers civilians, possesses multiple people, is out of his head with rage and sorrow at feeling expendable and feeling like teen vigilantism was what got him and Donna killed. Hell he even shoots Bart through the leg, which fucks him up so bad he has to go through unanesthetized surgery and that trauma prompts a whole ass character growth spurt! Jericho both while possessing Slade and when they fight him in Raven's mind trap thing is like seriously bad news! He's playing for keeps and intent on really hurting them! It takes a full team effort over multiple comics to trap the guy

Then fucking JASON sneaks in ever so carefully, knocks a few of them out, feels a bit bad about even doing that, and has like a waffle house parking lot fist fight with Tim in a party city Robin costume. And what's he do afterwards? He just fucking leaves and never bothers them again! He doesn't wanna kill any of them! He's just a sad wet sack who doesn't know what he's doing with himself

The Teen Titans really do gather around Timmy after their fight lookin at that wall like, "Fucking seriously?? This is the second time this week!"

#Bartholomew Impulse did NOT go through all that just to have us pretend like Jason was an equivalent threat here! #“but he wrote his name in BLOOD” have you people never heard of RED PAINT??? #Tim was barely even bleeding #so like... WHOSE BLOOD WOULD IT HAVE BEEN??? #I will accept the explanation that Jason blood banked himself for months prior #because that's funny as hell and Jason is def crazy enough for it #but that is simply NOT Timmy's blood!!!! #also like... did Jason Know? #did he know he was gonna be the second resurrected dead kid to do this to this group? #cause I feel like he didn't and that is just so pathetic lmaooo #my poor poor sad wet murder meow meow wasn't even half as effective or murderous as the first guy #jason todd #tim drake #damian's tomfoolery

[royalarchivist]

Luzu: A child of mine died to your hands on the QSMP Quackity: [Literally told Luzu Tilin was his child a month ago] Who was your child? Luzu: Tilin!

This is a compilation of several different clips confirming that Tilin's parents are Quackity and Luzu. QsmpEN also made a post about it!

(Every time I remember Luzu never got to meet Tilin because THE ONE DAY he planned to meet her, the server was closed, I get so sad...)

#QSMP #LuzuVlogs #Quackity #Tilin #Thank you again to @autistic-britta-perry for their help translating plurilove which I have never frickin heard before lmao #anyways #Tilin mi niña.... :((( #You deserved so much more than you got #I'll post a clip of Luzu reacting to her death in a little bit I just wanted to post this first #Edited #Subtitles #Translated #A few people were asking for clips / clarifications after the last post so here it is! #Dapper #Badboyhalo #man I don't post much about Dapper do I? #sorry kiddo #Luckity #I suppose #beanie duo #Portfolio

[simplydm]

SEASON TEN STANDS FOR X-RATED???????

#you heard it here first guys #thanks beef #hermitcraft #speak up dm

[sergle]

what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.

like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.

#how I feel about my gender is not the same as how I feel about the living conditions of my gender #when I saw that post I screenshotted here I literally sat w my mouth open for a minute #sent it to my friends and was like am I fucking crazy. is this what we're doing now #Forced Positivity and that there is no war in ba sing se and actually #you're ruining children's lives if you complain about misogyny on twitter #I don't HAVE to tell little girls about the downsides because they are already being mistreated #before they have even heard the word 'misogyny' let alone know what it means #you do not have to be fucking happy all the time about the cards you're dealt. #you don't live in a bubble where it's just you and your mirror and your pretty dress and nothing bad has ever happened to you #unfortunately bitch. we will have negative experiences that are in fact. part of the package of being a woman #and IGNORING them doesn't make them not exist. actually they will continue to remain status quo unless acknowledged #sergle.txt #I see so much rhetoric that is JUST old-fashioned gender ideals being presented with liberal language on tiktok #that is just telling women that womanhood is just being a girllll and loving pretty things and being kind and gentleeeee and nurturing #and not working and just like being wholesome and being happy and being a light in ppl's lives and just LOVING LOVING LOVING being a woman #so if for even one second. you don't love it. you are actually failing at being a woman #if you complain about the standards for shaving or putting on makeup. which used to be Baby's First Feminism online #that's actually just you creating problems. you're not supposed to acknowledge it. you're supposed to shut up and smile into the mirror.

[yesloulou]

"What started as a testing day in RB19 turned into a full F1 season return. Who’s ready for Daniel's first race back in Hungary?" | via @ redbullracing

In addition❤️

#daniel ricciardo #simon rennie #christian horner #f1 #* #** #even the camera man was happy he's there 😭 #im sorry checo but this is a man who's gonna get his seat back #also in the second one simon was pondering how he's gonna break the news to his wife you heard it here first #silverstone tire test 2023

[got-ticket-to-ride]

Mclennon x Saltburn

#Mclennon #John Lennon #Paul Mccartney #The Beatles #Saltburn #Mclennon x Saltburn #gttr-beatles #first time I heard this line I was obsessed because you know who this reminded me of?! here is my edit.. #sorry to anyone who hates saltburn but likes Mclennon - i love you

[taromies]

quick one of the silly before bed

#riddler meows on stream for subs you heard it here first #the riddler #riddler #edward nashton #edward nygma #ed nygma #the batman #batman 2022 #dano riddler #paul dano #my art

[front-facing-pokemon]

#YAAAAHAHHAAHAHAAAA!!! YOUUU thought the beginning of gen 5 would be SNIVY‚ did you?? well‚ you were MISTAKEN!! #if you want to see snivy‚ first you must take a spin on the ILLUSTRIOUS #V-WHEEEEEEEEEEEL!!! #victini #here we are‚ folks! the beginning of generation five‚ pokémon's “soft reset” as some folks call it #i dunno if it's true or not‚ but i do remember hearing that TPC attempted a bit of a reset with the pokémon franchise at gen 5 #and it never really worked out. and that that's why you can only catch unova 'mons until the postgame #something like that. it's been a while since i heard the theory so that's just. like. what i remember about it #and i'm not gonna google it bc i am 1. lazy and 2. hungry bc i have not eaten today and it has been rough. so i'm going to eat something #after this goes into the queue. for reference it's like 8 PM

[sharkface-daydreams]

Tucker: Ugh. Of course you have blue armor and pronouns.

Church: What? Of course I have -- why wouldn't I have pronouns, everyone has those! Do you--wait. Wait, Tucker look at me, look at me. Do you think, that you don't have pronouns?

Tucker: ...Well it sounds like you're getting ready to make fun of me so no.

Church: *audible grin in his voice* No, no, dude, come on. Tell me the truth, do you think you don't have pronouns? Like seriously.

Tucker: ...I don't wanna keep talking about this.

Church: *laughing* YOU brought this up, man! You can't NOT have pronouns, dipshit, they're automatic! I'm not gonna use your name every fuckin' time, that sounds stupid. 'Tucker went to Tucker's room because Tucker was being an idiot about grammar and Tucker was mad I made fun of Tucker for it.' See how fucking stupid that sounds without pronouns?

Tucker: *already walking away* Fuck you, dude!

Church: 'You' is a pronoun too, asshole!

#this is the first rvb thing that has crossed my mind properly in months #hello #i heard 'of course you have blue hair and pronouns' and immediately thought 'of course you have blue armor and pronouns' and also #'everyone has pronouns dipshit it came free with your fucking existence' #so here we are #apologies to people who don't use pronouns at all for themselves bc that is actually a thing. i just think church would make fun of it #rvb #red vs blue #rvb Church #rvb Tucker #my writing stuff

[leonisloresmith]

They aren’t just dragons, they’re his moms too

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #dark cacao cookie #white dragon cookie #black dragon cookie #me art #you heard it here first #dark cacao was raised by dragon ladies #cacao had a huge phase where he didn’t know he was a cookie and thought he was a very late bloomer dragon #soul jam descendants au

[casualavocados]

I'm so sorry— You're sorry?! So you did this. Look, look. I've lost people, too, I know what it feels like!— Shut up! ...Did you take the knife? I never meant to hurt him!

HIS DARK MATERIALS 2.05 | The Scholar

#hdmedit #his dark materials #hdm #hisdarkmaterialsedit #will parry #lyra silvertongue #angelica and paola #bella ramsey #dafne keen #amir wilson #hdmsource #userzhr #userplatinum #userpegs #userjjessi #*cajedit #*gif #bella ramsey is so so so good in this role #THEY ARE ALL. SUCH. GREAT. ACTOOOORS #angelica and paola are such great side characters you heard it here first folks #yeah i have at least one more set with them planned #yeah it's the mary scene #also crying about lyra trying to reach angelica by saying she's lost people too #and the way she puts herself between her and will so fast #and pan looking as small as he possibly can in the fourth gif #oh my god i love lyra so fucking much