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catpriciousmarjara · 7 months
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Getting a PHD literally anywhere else: Wow! Congratulations! What a great achievement! Amazing!
Getting a PHD in Gotham: Wow! Amazing! You're now on several Government, Civilian, and Bat watchlists.
So if any of the Wayne kids get a PHD, then the entirety of Gotham would be squinting at them suspiciously. They're rich, so resources, and most likely already insane with all the shit they pull.
What I'm saying is if Jason went and got himself a Doctorate in Literature, the whole city would anticipate the appearance of his villainsona called the Dead Poet(emphasis on the dead) or Bookkeeper or something else similarly nerdy and themed like that for sure.
I just know that it would turn into some Gotham inside joke with memes abound, and everytime Jason would, I don't know, give more funding to the neglected Arts Departments in Gotham University, or go to a school for read alongs to encourage kids to read, Gotham social media would go crazy and be like:
"The Dreaded Villain Dead Poet Reads Alice in Wonderland to Children! How Despicable!"
"Villain Dead Poet Lambasts Government on Banning Books! Leads Librarians to Riot!"
"Dead Poet Ramps up his Villainy by Establishing Educational Programmes in Crime Alley! Uplifting the Poor! What a Dastardly Villain!"
"Dead Poet Goes on Live Ranting About his Favourite Books! Favourite Author is Jane Austen! Is this the Feminist Agenda?"
And so on! It's a meme that refuses to go away. His siblings actively participate, and make the situation worse.
Dick held an online Gotham Villains and Anti-Heroes Poll and Dead Poet came out on top, over Red Hood. Jason is an actual Gotham crime boss, but his crowdfunded villainsona is more popular. No he's not salty about it at all.
Duke would create a montage of Dead Poet sightings.
Stephanie would make a Dead Poet meme compilation.
Tim would arrange Wayne Enterprises to donate to local libraries after allegedly being threatened by the heinous villain Dead Poet. (Jason did ask Tim to do that but not like that)
Barbara created an extremely popular Villain Watch account for Dead Poet.
Cass tweeted out Jason's favourite books as the villain Dead Poets reading list telling people to avoid them 'wink wonk', causing a massive uptick in the sale of those books ala Bigolas Dickolas.
Damian of all people tweeted out a pic of Jason playing with Alfred the cat accusing the evil villain Dead Poet of attempting to kidnap his cat.
And thats not to mention all the shenanigans they pull in their batsonas.
God bless Gotham and it's home grown, organic, not even remotely ethically sourced, free range chaos.
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scarlettohairdye · 7 months
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I had a powerful urge come upon me and I was helpless against it.
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rip victor nikiforov, you would've loved the word "cunty" 😔
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cimmeria-writes · 9 months
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wow, yue, your hair looks just like moonlight.
for @atlasapphicweek​ day 7: free day
(ID: a redraw of a scene from howl’s moving castle with yue and suki from atla. they’re floating in the sky, suki holding onto yue’s hands. yue’s hair is dark brown and she’s wearing a purple dress with a fur wrap. she has a surprised expression on her face. suki is wearing a green kimono and kyoshi face paint. she’s smiling slightly.
a second redraw of a scene from howl’s moving castle. yue and suki are on a hill dotted with wildflowers. suki, who is lower on the hill, takes a step towards yue. she’s wearing a green kimono and her hair is in a half ponytail. yue looks down hesitantly, hands clasped. her hair is white, and she’s wearing a light blue, fur-trimmed deel.
a third redraw of a scene from howl’s moving castle. yue and suki are lying on a broken piece of hardwood floor, yue leaning over suki. yue’s hair is white and is being pulled by a breeze. she’s wearing a light blue, fur-trimmed deel. suki’s wearing a green kimono and her face paint is smudged. they are smiling at each other. END ID.)
+ bonus old lady yue
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(ID: a bluescale drawing of a scene from howl’s moving castle with yue from atla. she’s an old woman, her hair gone white, and she’s sitting on a hillside, wrapped in a shawl. she’s eating fried flatbread, and looking off to the side. END ID.)
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girlinthetardis04 · 6 months
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I have no doubt that if the three Frankies ever met, they'd immediately try to shake hands with each other simultaneously, only to cause an electric charge that zaps all three and possibly causes a power outage in the whole school
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g1rlr0b1n · 5 months
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Wonder Woman #3: a synopsis by G1rlR0b1n
Damian Wayne, an exhausted house wife who has had to put his career on hold to raise a child, is frustrated with his husband who thinks he can get out of parenting simply because he is Superman.
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drama-glob · 3 months
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Amerie Wadia suffered more than Jesus.
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alahelo · 7 months
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You know *that* scene where Loki was about to say something to Mobius? The whole "If I don't make it back" thing? Yep that one. Listen, I wanna believe he was about to confess his feelings for his old man. I don't want anything else in the world than lokius getting canon. But also, I'm a child of queerbait guys. At some point, I'm pretty sure they're going to make it all about Sylvie. Like "If I don't make it back... please take care of Sylvie" or "please go find Sylvie and tell her what happened" idk. Because let's be honest, we can't win with Marvel.
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spicypepperjack · 8 months
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How the writers turned GhostFlower from a cute ship in ITSV to OTP-tier in ATSV
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ruindunburnit · 26 days
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I didn't have people shipping Paul and Feyd-Rautha Dune like it's this decade's Lawlight Death Note on my 2024 bingo card but I'm using my free space and going all in bitch
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biillyhargroves · 1 year
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no but billy and chrissy are best friends in the “unlikely animal friendships” type of way. he is a feral cat that lives in a dumpster and hisses at passersby and she is a well-kept designer-breed doodle. and they LOVE EACH OTHER. and the best part is that no one sees it coming. chrissy? pretty, popular, the-sun-rises-and-sets-on-her, homecoming queen, peppy cheerleader, sweet-as-pie chrissy cunningham? and dark horse, pedal to the metal, chain-smoking, swears-like-a-sailor, total metalhead, keg king billy hargrove? they seem like complete opposites. they seem like they wouldn’t have a single thing in common. and yet!!!! there they are. he drives her to school every! day! they spend study hall passing notes and doodling in the margins of their shared copy of the catcher in the rye. they are always together (which jason hates, btw - but he also knows if he says anything about it chrissy will claw his eyes out because that’s her bff and god forbid anything come between them). they have inside jokes that no one could ever hope to understand. you almost never see one without the other. they’re BEST FRIENDS. feral cat!billy and spoiled poodle!chrissy. the king and and queen of hawkins high. 
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psipies · 2 months
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Alastor after consciously choosing his haircut to be a fuckass bob.
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shrublike · 2 years
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right?? RIGHT?????
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agentwaffle · 8 months
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I'm gonna say it im sorry but "crime man" is just crazier and gayer Carmen sandiego
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discluded · 1 year
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DADDY? SORRY. DADDY? SORRY. DADDY?
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