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fairytail-whathesays · 6 months
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Could I please request sting x fairy tail member dragon slayer female reader please :)
Head cannons if that’s best for you, sfw/nsfw both are fine :)
Uhhh I don't typically do x reader stuff but I can try?
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Being the only other female dragonslayer in Fiore naturally means that Wendy Marvell looks up to you a lot. You will have to let Sting know beforehand that he's gonna need to be at least decent with kids if he's gonna hang.
And he is, omg. Insanely good big brother energy. You should probably put a ring on that while you can, 'cause guys that the young'uns actually look forward to seeing don't come around often.
You're literally the hot person x hot person couple no matter what you actually look like.
Since Fairy Tail and Sabertooth are located in two different towns, you can't meet up often, so you make the most of when you do. Dates with Sting are all about fun and making memories, exhausting yourself doing something super interesting. It helps that he can even make mundane stuff seem really cool with his enthusiasm.
He is your hype man in all things. You do something totally normal and he's just gushing because eyyyy ain't nobody doing it like you sexy girl!!!!!
As with Wendy being your plus one, Rogue is also Sting's plus one. He doesn't come along everywhere Sting goes, but even a relationship with a girl he loves can't come before his literal best friend in the world and other half. Be nice to Rogue, it pays off.
Do you like cats? You better, 'cause Lector is not optional. Get along with the cats or date someone else.
Somebody did that to him once, too. They pulled the whole "is it the cat, or is it me" and he dumped her so hard she literally clipped through the floor and vanished.
If you're not the fighting type of slayer, that's fine. Sit back and let him handle it. But if you are? He thinks that's so freaking cool.
Sting will either piss off your dad something fierce, or get along with him way too well to the point you want them separated.
NS/FW:
Sting is very genuinely attracted to a lot of things and does not get turned off easily. Thin or plus size, small or tall, stretch marks or smooth, he is emphatically into you.
Sting is also very welcoming to change and exploration and loves trying new things. If you've got that one kink you've been too nervous to ask someone else about, talk to him about it.
Please let him lift you up suspended congress style.
Yes, you can peg him. Please peg him.
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happilychee · 3 months
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do fairy tail characters nap?
just woke up from a nap. recommend.
♡ as annoying as this is to her, lucy always falls asleep when she reads. it takes forever for her to get through a book! it's just so soothing, especially if the story is compelling and lulls her in... bonus points if she's on a train or in a car; the rocking motion will have her out like a light.
♡ levy has no trouble getting through books because it gets her excited, not tired. she doesn't let lucy forget this. she does, however, stay up until ungodly hours of the night to finish a story. gajeel, jet, droy, and lily have found her passed out over a book (or twenty) multiple times. I think she's always buzzing with energy or curiosity, so one of the only ways for levy to settle in is if gajeel literally lies on top of her like a weighted blanket.
♡ speaking of, gajeel is very neutral about naps. he doesn't actively seek them out, mostly because he's one of the few members of the guild who has a relatively normal sleep schedule. he is, however, soft as hell. levy and lily always nap on him. wendy will nap on him. juvia will nap on him. gajeel looks scary asf if he glares, so no one will bother whoever's sleeping by his side. he is also actually very squishy if he relaxes his muscles. 10/10 pillow.
♡ cana naps like nobody's business. she goes out at night, stays up late drinking or partying, and crashes at 3am in gray or loke's bed. there is no "schedule" to sleeping so she will sleep whenever and wherever. cana has the uncanny ability to fall asleep anywhere. slumped over a table in a guild hall while natsu and gray throw chairs at each other? out like a light. lying on a freezing cold bench while her and lucy wait for a train? snoring away. (lucy pulls cana's head into her lap.) cana rarely falls asleep in an actual bed, though. if she does, it's because she's dead tired, and she's been incentivized by cuddles.
♡ natsu looooves a good nap. him and happy cat nap all the time. this might actually be the only consistent thing in their schedules: nap. the entire guild knows, courtesy of mirajane, to stfu for a bit when 1 o'clock hits. they don't actually need to, because natsu could sleep through a storm, but it's the thought that counts. natsu is also really warm and cuddly, which means that he's the perfect napping buddy. being buried in his warm arms, snug as a bug with happy between you... truly the dream.
♡ gray hates naps. hates them!! all because he wakes up the way you wake up from an after-school nap: sweaty, dizzy, disoriented, in a different dimension, with an overwhelming sense of dread. he reveals this one night when he and lucy are plastered at a bar, and that he's slightly jealous of natsu. lucy resolves to fix this, and when they're both blackout drunk she drags him into bed with her. not quite a nap, but hey, gray woke up feeling nice.
♡ sting might be the only character in the fairy tail universe that goes to bed at 10pm. his sleep schedule is on point, so he doesn't really nap unless he's exhausted from running sabertooth's infirmary. he will snuggle up in a square of sunlight with lector and snooze away.
♡ what is a nap? minerva doesn't nap. she doesn't need to rest during the day, she has things to do, what are you talking about- oh. oh. I think sabertooth has a very luxurious library, and minerva knocks out on one of the plush purple couches. more often than not, frosch will worm their way into her arms. the only people who dare to mention her naps are yukino (who minerva has a soft spot for) and sting (who has no sense of self-preservation).
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honey-minded-hivemind · 2 months
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Yandere Sabertooth and pre teen reader with a cat tail and cat ears and cat senses
Ooooo, yes! My favorite X-Men villain! And cats! One of my favorite creatures! This will be good. (Should I call you Sabretooth Anon? Or Tiger Anon? What would you like to be called?) Let's see what I can do for you:
He'd lived a long life. A rough life. Survived bloody war after war, committed atrocity after atrocity, torn and gutted and destroyed anything in his way-
He wasn't sure how he ended up with some cat child.
Specifically, one who wouldn't leave.
They were like a... a Neko, or gajinka, or some animal-hybrid thing. Cat ears on their head, cat tail swaying behind them, and purring when happy and hissing when mad. It's like the higher powers of the universe decided to condense everything that was cat and bundled it into the form of this child.
They trailed after him, asking questions and trying to rub their head against him, chatting about anything they can think of. It's annoying at first, but he gets used to it.
Then they start leaving gifts for him.
A leaf they found. Some coins. A fish they caught.
He begrudgingly accepts them, if only so they'll stop leaving more surprises.
He finds out he's attached when Magneto thinks of getting rid of them.
"No. They're not going anywhere," he growls, glaring evenly at the magentic mutant. He's not even sure why he'd think of sending them away.
"Sabretooth, they are of no use to us here. It would be best to send them elsewhere, where they won't be underfoot," presses the old mutant. From the way the metal table is creaking, he's started to get annoyed. That's too bad for him.
"And I say they should stay. They're not a problem. Are they? The kid doesn't mess with anything, and they keep quiet. That's more than you can say 'bout yer brats," Sabretooth purrs, huffing lightly when he sees his boss' eye twitch. Good. It's been too long since he properly got the old iron ore properly riled.
"Why are you so stuck on them staying? Is the mighty Sabretooth attached to them?" Magneto grinds out. And suddenly he's not feeling so pleased.
"And...? They need someone to watch them, and I doubt you want a stray kitten turning to, oh... Xavier," he says, feigning thinking it over. When he sees the other man's shoulders stiffen, he knows he's made his point.
"... Keep them out of trouble, Creed."
"Of course, Boss." He knows he has a smug grin on his face, but-
Who cares one whisker about it?
He gets to keep his kitten.
And he sure as h*ll wasn't going to give them up just because the old magnet couldn't understand their value.
Look, the kitten made him...
Happy.
Calm.
Full of purring and rumbling chirps, instead of angry growls and hissing fury.
So if that means they're not ever leaving him...
So be it.
"Hey, kitten, want to go hunt some dinner?"
"Yes!"
He's happy and the kit's happy, and if someone even tries to ruin that happiness, he'll gut them, and see how smug they are when they wind up dinner for the buzzards.
"Let's go, kitten!"
When he's greeted with a thrilled chirp and a fluffy tail curling, he can't help but give a softer grin.
Yep, that's HIS kitten...
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yandere-writer-momo · 8 months
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Hi~ me again x3 I fell in love with the Weretiger Kasumi theme, and I kind of put my mind to it and thought of the hybrid/were animal can the guys be and I wanted to share if you don't mind (and if possible use them to write more about that xD sorry again) feel free to ignore.
*Katsumi orochi (Siberian tiger) x snow leopard
Kiyosumi katou (alligator) x sloth
Atsushi suedou (moose) x owl or komodo dragon
Matsumoto kozue (goat) [because they are way to persistent, cute at times and helluva pain when they want to] x sheeper dog
Biscuit oliva (gibbon or great eagle) {you don't know how much I respect this man} x (?)
*Kaio retsu (king cobra) x mongoose {sex pistols?}/ Hegdehog
Nomi no sukune (tosa Inu) x cat
Héctor Doyle (spider/wolverine) x smaller of the litter wolf or bear/duck
Jun Guevara (cougar)
Shinogi kureha (jackal)
Baki Hanma (leopon{mix of leopard and lion}/ lion) x lynx/guard dog
Jack hanma (fake sabertooth tiger {a drug and surgery modified ligre) x clouded leopard
Hanayama Kaoru (harpy eagle/elephant) x sheep
Ali Jr (kangaroo xD) x rattle snake
Motobe izou (black bear)
Yujiro hanma (lion)
Pickle (cave/prehistoric lion) x sheeperd/service dog
*orochi doppo (wolf)
*orochi natsue (wolf)
Gouki shibukawa (otter)
Sikorsky (grey wolf)
Dorian (Grizzly bear)
Spec (elephant)
XD sorry for the long ask hope it doesn't bother you
Doesn’t bother me at all. I like hybrid AU buttttt. I don’t usually write the pairing with the reader. Just the Baki men as Hybrids.
Baki Head Canon
Baki men as animal hybrids
Katsumi Orochi- Siberian Tiger
Doppo and Natsue Orochi- Gray Wolves
Kaioh Retsu- King Cobra
Shinogi Kureha- Red Fox
Shinogi Kosho- Jackal
Dorian- Polar Bear
Nomi no Sukune- Panda
Jack Hanma- Jaglion (jaguar/lion)
Baki Hanma- Liger (lion/tiger)
Yujiro Hanma- African Lion
Biscuit Oliva- Bald Eagle
Hector Doyle- Eyelash Viper
Jun Guevara: Jaguar
Kaoru Hanayama- Kodiak Bear
Sikorsky- Eurasian Lynx
Gaia- Sphynx
Pickle- Titanaboa
Muhammed Ali Jr- Kangaroo
Matsumoto Kozue- Holland Hop
Izou Motobe- Tanuki
Gouki Shibukawa- Otter
Kiyosumi Katou- Skunk
Atsushi Suedou- Northwestern Wolf
Yanagi- Poison Dart Frog
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Guess who’s back to spoiling her own story? It’s me! 
So, I was going to keep this a secret until I got to it naturally in Lucky Break and have been omitting it from all stories happening post Little Garden, but I have finally caved because reading about Ace adopting Kotatsu in Ace’s Story got me thinking “aww this would be such a good bonding point between him and Lucky” so let’s talk about Magnolia!
Magnolia (Maggie for short) is a sabertooth tiger cub that Lucky stumbles across in Little Garden and adopts after seeing that her mother is dead and she’s been left alone. This leads into Lucky finally getting an official title as the Straw Hat’s animal tamer. Magnolia is Lucky’s main means of defense (plus a weapon she gets in literally the next chapter). Granted, Magnolia doesn’t become a huge threat until after the timeskip when she’s much bigger, but even as a cub she’s the size of a medium sized dog so an attack from her still feels like being mauled by an angry german shepard with huge teeth.
Magnolia has a big scar on her left hind leg that happened when her mother was killed by a triceratops. She was launched during the attack and tore her leg open on a tree branch she flew into. After doing some research on what noises sabertooth tigers would have made, I have settled on her sounding similar to a clouded leopard since that’s their closest relative and there aren’t any conclusive studies on their vocalizations. She makes a lot of meowing sounds, screams instead of roars, and chuffs.
As much as I wanted to keep her a surprise until her official debut, I was starting to feel bad about leaving her out of everything.
Now that the explanation is over, here’s a short drabble of Little Lucky and Ace bonding over this. This takes place immediately before What’cha Got There
Ace crouched down and chuckled at the affectionate cub rubbing up against his legs. He extended his arm and scratched behind her ears, eliciting some contented chuffs. The heat that he was constantly giving off was always a big hit with cats, and that appeared to apply to sabertooth tigers as well.
“So this one is yours, huh? What’s her name?” Ace looked up from the feline to see your happy face.
“I named her Magnolia, but I usually just call her Maggie,” you explained proudly, patting Magnolia enthusiastically. 
“Oh yeah? That’s a nice name. She looks awfully happy, you must be taking good care of her.”
You nodded aggressively, “Yeah! I’ve always wanted a kitty and now I’m gonna be the best at keeping her!” Magnolia leaned into your pets happily, chuffing more as she pushed her face into yours, “Isn’t she the sweetest little kitty?”
“Little? She’s almost as big as you!” Ace pinched your cheek as he teased you.
“Yeah, but she’s gonna get way bigger! Maggie’s mama was huge!” Your grin dropped, “I found her next to her mama after she got attacked by something. That’s how she got this, too.” You pointed to the patch of bandages on Magnolia’s thigh. Your arms locked around the feline’s neck, and you brought her in for a hug, “I helped Maggie, but her mama was already dead, so I decided to take her with me.”
Ace smiled fondly as he remembered rescuing a cat himself back in his days as captain of the Spade Pirates. An idea came to mind all of a sudden, “You know, Lucky, I’ve got a cat that I rescued, too.”
Your head snapped in his direction instantly, eyes wide with surprise, “You do?! Where?!”
He chuckled at your enthusiasm, “Easy there, he’s not here right now.”
“Aww,” your shoulders sulked and your lips formed a pout, but it was short lived. Immediately after, you perked back up with a sparkle in your eyes, “Well where is he? Can I meet him? What’s his name? Is he also a sabertooth?”
The rapid fire questions only made him laugh more, “Whoa, whoa, give me a chance to answer! He’s a kind of lynx, I think, and his name is Kotatsu. He’s living it up on my Pop’s ship now, so you’ll have to come visit if you want to meet him.”
“Can Maggie come, too? They could be friends!”
“I don’t see why not. Do you wanna go right now?” A very small part of Ace felt bad for essentially baiting you into coming with him, but was it so bad to want to introduce his newfound niece to his brothers?
His grin widened upon seeing you nod, only for it to stop abruptly. You paused and looked at your feet, “That does sound fun, but I don’t think everyone would let me. They don’t like it when I’m not with them.”
“It’ll be fine, you’ll be with me!” Ace tried to convince you, but you still looked unsure. “How about this: what if I sneak you off the ship so you can visit?”
You weren’t fully on board yet, but you were looking at him inquisitively, “How?”
That was a good question. Ace scratched the back of his head in thought until he got an idea. He stood up and went over to his backpack and rifled through it before pulling out a bunched up piece of cloth. With a flourish, he threw on the cloak and held out his arms to you expectantly.
All you did was tilt your head at him, clearly not understanding what he was getting at.
“Come here! I can hide you in this and we’ll go!”
You stared back at him for a beat, before dissolving into giggles, “That won’t work! You’re being silly!” Magnolia flinched from the sudden outburst, leaping back onto her feet from the sitting position she was in and looking around the room wildly.
“Hey, give it a chance!” Ace clutched at his chest, deeply wounded from being mocked by a little kid.
“Where would Maggie go?”
That did pose a problem. There’s no way he can fit both you and Maggie in his cloak. “Uh. W-Well… she can just walk with us? The others are only worried about you leaving, right? They won’t care if it’s just Maggie,” he offers.
You only continued to mercilessly laugh in his face, “You’re not very good at coming up with plans, Uncle Ace!” 
“Okay, come here you,” Ace stormed forward and scooped you up. As soon as you were secured to his chest, he wrapped the cloak tight around you. 
You squirmed and thrashed in his grip, “Quit it, you’re too hot! I’m gonna get all sweaty!”
“All the more reason for us to hurry!” Ace slipped his backpack over his shoulder and looked down at Magnolia, who was now at his feet and pawing at his cloak, “Alright, let’s go Maggie, follow me.”
“This isn’t gonna work,” you chimed in, muffled from the cloth and having your face squished into his chest. 
Ace paid it no mind and hurried towards the door to the deck. He knew this was far from his best idea, but he was desperate to show you off to his family. All he could do was pray that no one else was on deck.
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p-perkeys · 3 months
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Rant Time :)
Wolverine 41 Spoilers and Me Bitching/Swearing/Being A Cry Baby Bitch/ I Don't Know Why My Feelings Are So Strong and ANGRY Over This
i wanna make a quick comment (who do i think i am) about the two seconds laura is there. logan putting all the responsibility on her "should something happen" is fucked because she was literally created and abused to be him and i just don't like that she really is the female version of him - can she please be her own fucking character like DAMN logan maybe don't be a piece of shit instead of putting it on your daughter huh "sOrRy YoUrE oN xFoRcE fOr Me" okay dumbass. okay. i hope like hell laura finds out akihiro died because logan's dense ass LEFT HIM ALONE WHEN HE ASKED HIM FUCKING NOT TO and that she goes blindingly feral on his hairy ass.
now the big thing. that thing.
the FUCK marvel. what the FUCK.
for akihiro's death, no, brutal and gruesome murder, to mean jack shit to logan , akihiro would first have to mean a damn to logan first. akihiro's died MANY times, once by his own dotting daddy's hands, so why we gotta do this like that. and logan hasn't care not one SINGULAR time. not other than when he fucking DROWNED him and even then he only felt sorry for HIMSELF (what's new).
that was one. two, you expect me to believe my man can't fight some kitty cats? the fuck??? (respectfully because i don't hate sabertooth, just the writer who i don't even care to name). bye marvel. bye. akihiro has worked with sabertooth many times. he'd know those scents. i don't care about cloaking shit. quit playing. he has heightened senses AND pheromone sensitivity. be for real right now. be for real. he could take 'em all. krakoa not being accessible for ressurections means a healing factor don't work no more? mmkay. aki is like a million years younger than them and they're supposed to be stronger, quicker, blah blah blah? pfffftttt. okay.
i can't WAIT for them to ressurect akihiro again just for logan to continue to pretend he doesn't exist and laura and gabby are the only two who try at all. like it's been. but sure. let's fuck all the shit up to make logan so edgy and sad - same story the last 50 years.
:)
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Hear me out
Animal shifter au but in a jurassic park setting with the beast pirates
Okay so I’m gonna admit that I have actually never seen the Jurassic Park movies like I think I tried once when I was a kid but I was way too scared of them to ever keep watching it and I’ve just never gone back
But I do know the basic premise like nature park tries to revive dinosaurs and things go horribly wrong, yeah?
Also fun fact! In some scenarios, animal shifters were supposed to be the dominant species of earth but they kind of went into hiding and became a lost myth after humans came around and started doing some crazy shit
Typically animal shifters are just waiting for the exact right moment to strike back against the humans and take the earth back as lord knows that they’ll treat it better…
Anywho let’s get into it! Also my sincerest of apologies if this isn’t as good as you hope it would be!
!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!
!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!
Stalking, Kidnapping, Forced (?) Pregnancy, Stockholm Syndrome, Unsafe Work Environments, Apocalyptic Scenario, Implied Murder, Violence
!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!
!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!
So imagine the visual that you’re some kind of person who has managed to land a job at one of the most dangerous but exciting sort of zoos in the world as they’ve managed to bring back the dinosaurs
The job listing states that they need someone to clean things and maybe occasionally play a role in the totally safe dinosaur shows that they put on for entertainment and also occasionally for educating people as well
You were probably reluctant but hey, you need the money and this job pays some good money so what’s the harm in just taking the job for the summer is what you tried to tell yourself at least
First few days go well as you’re mostly just cleaning up around some specific animal areas, you learn some pretty cool stuff about the dinosaurs and even find out that they have some things that were thought to be myths like a giant blue dragon
You even start to like the look of some of the dinosaurs too even if a lot of them just look generally pissed off a lot of the time like you didn’t know it was possible for a triceratops to look both somehow absolutely wasted and angry at his surroundings at the same time
Eventually though after your first week, you’re asked to do an animal show with some of the dinosaurs and this can only go so well is what you think to yourself especially as you’re dressed up in a cave woman’s costume for the show
Basically the dinosaur will be let into the area and it’s your job to get it to move about to do different things for the commentator to tell the audience about like you don’t even realize that you’re being stalked at one point and the commentator is like “Oh! And the great Sabertooth Cat is also an excellent hunter!”
You were told later that the commentator was trying to warn you without scaring any of the guests and causing a commotion…
The shows always got your heart pumping on max speed as these creatures were terrifying like the dinosaur known as Ulti once tried to crack your skull open when she thought that you were getting too close to her brother for her liking
It was just for the summer though and the park would pay you generous bonuses for anytime that you did one of these shows and got hurt, probably to prevent a lawsuit but regardless…
As time progressed though, you found that the animal shows were becoming easier like Who’s Who the Sabertooth Tiger wouldn’t even try to hunt you during shows with you anymore and King was even pretty chill with you as well like he wouldn’t even bat an eye when you stretched out one of his wings to show the audience just how big his wingspan was
You had even done a show with Kaido the Blue Dragon that they had and although you were writing down your will on some stationary in the dressing room before you were set to head out and you headed out into the area and let the commentator introduce you as the brave cavewoman who knew all about dinosaurs
Part of you was just waiting for Kaido to be released into the area so you could be ripped to shreds already as you had heard horror stories about how dangerous that thing was but when the commentator introduced your guest for the day and released the blue dragon
Oddly enough, he didn’t kill you right away like he stared at you for a good while but he didn’t try to burn you alive with his fire breath or even snap his jaws shut on you like the worst thing that he did was growl at you
The commentator instructed you on what to do like “For most people, dragons are simply a legend but they were oh so very real! They even had bigger teeth than any known dinosaur species! How about you show the audience those teeth, brave cavewoman?” and you would have to lift one of his lips in order to show the audience
Your fear was probably obvious to Kaido as you did your thing as he simply just rested his head on the ground to convey that he was bored, it was weirdly like he was trying to reassure you that he wouldn’t kill you almost
Eventually the show ended and you were able to head back into the dressing room and get changed, you took a long deep breath and just laid on the floor for a while to let the adrenaline wear off. Some of your co-workers probably thought that you were dead in all honesty
Luckily as the months pass by, the dinosaurs and even the dragon get closer with you causing the animal shows to go as smooth as they possibly can like the Mammoth known as Jack straight up lifts you up with his trunk at one point during a show and lets you slide down it onto his back. It was like something straight out of a movie but the audience loved it
As for your job where you clean things? That’s the least stressful part of your job and honestly what you far more prefer to be doing as it just entails going around the park and emptying trash cans along with picking up any litter that you might find
Occasionally acting as a guide as well for lost park goers, this part of your job takes you all around the park to almost all of the enclosures. Some of the dinosaurs don’t pay you any mind while the ones that you’ve done shows with typically come up the viewing windows and follow alongside you until you’re out of sight almost like they’re trying to greet you
The only downsides to this part of the job is that when the bathrooms are filthy then it’s your job to clean it up and the occasional rude customer whose complaining for no good reason but that isn’t too bad as you typically wind up never seeing those guests again if it happened outside one of the enclosures oddly enough
It’s towards the end of the summer that something incredibly weird happens though as you are being brought in to do another show as the brave cavewoman but they want you to work with a dinosaur that you’ve had no prior experience with. Can’t be too bad, right? Especially as they say they’ll even let you bring Sasaki in to feel safer as it’s another triceratops!
This dinosaur acts far more like how you would expect a typical dinosaur to act, it’s much more aggressive with you and you find yourself having to dive out of the way more than once to avoid being speared on its horns as the commentator tries to act natural
Sasaki is somewhat being helpful as he is jerking his head at it like he’s trying to command it to calm down but it’s after one of its horns catches you and injuries you, Sasaki is pissed and a fight breaks out between the two triceratops
Chaos ensues and you find yourself in the middle of a dinosaur fight as Sasaki tries to protect you and this other triceratops is just hellbent on hurting you. The guards can’t rush in as that would cause serious panic and that’s the last thing they need but the commentator is clearly worried about your safety
After what feels like hours, you’re saved from the terrifying show and both triceratops are contained to safely be put back in an enclosure. You get your injury all patched up and the park runners agree to take you off dinosaur shows completely but that wasn’t what was weird
What was weird is that the triceratops who hurt you proceeded to completely disappear from it’s enclosure in the middle of the night… It was there before everyone went home and now it was all gone…
The park of course tried looking for it but they could never find it and there were absolutely no signs of escape or footage of any escape on any of the security cameras… It simply vanished without a trace…
Your last bit of time spent at the park was as a cleaner but after the experience at your last dinosaur show, the dinosaurs and dragon that you typically worked with seemed more protective of you now like if you were cleaning around Who’s Who’s enclosure then he would simply chill out where he could see you and if anyone blocked his vision then he would get up to move then chill out again
Ulti even head butted the protective glass once when she saw someone run into you and nearly knock you over, she looked absolutely pissed too like if you could understand what she was saying then you were pretty sure that she would have been cussing out the park goer
However as nice as this job was, everything has to come to an end eventually as your last day working at the park soon arrived and you were given your last bit of pay before you started working for the day
You said goodbye to all of your co-workers as you passed them by but you also went around and said goodbye to all of the dinosaurs as you felt it was polite, a lot of them almost looked shocked and disappointed that you were leaving with King himself even looking incredibly disappointed and almost angry to hear that
Once your shift had ended, your boss had asked you if you could stay just a little bit longer as someone had made an absolute mess of one area of the park and he would gladly pay you extra if you stayed to clean it up
You said yes before seeing it and instantly regretted it as you were there for the rest of the day just sweeping up trash and cleaning all sorts of things that had been spilled
By the time that you were finally done, it was closing time and all of your co-workers went home so you started to head to tell your boss that it was safe to lock up for the night now as you were finished and heading home
He nodded his head saying that he had some things to take care of so he would still be here for a bit and you started leaving, you were honestly going to miss working here but it wasn’t so bad as now you wouldn’t have to worry about heading home
Just as the exit was coming into view though, you saw something out of the corner of your eye and looked over to find that there was a person in the park. Assuming it was an intruder, you tried to scare them off which proved to be a horrible decision
As soon as you had spoke, they looked at you and rushed you. The next thing that you knew, you were unconscious. You expected to wake up somewhere horrible and indeed you did as you woke up inside of what was clearly one of the dinosaurs enclosures
Your heart sank…
You tried to stand up and hoped to find a way out before whoever was in this enclosure found you and decided you were desert, your legs were wobbly with fear but you did your best to walk slowly and hopefully not draw any attention to yourself
You soon found the edge of the exhibit and followed it until you found a door that you could hopefully escape through but before you could even find out if it was locked or not, spider silk suddenly stuck onto you and you found yourself being dragged off into the darkness
It occurred to you that you were in Black Maria’s enclosure who was a prehistoric spider and you knew that death was likely coming soon as you felt yourself be dragged deeper and deeper into the enclosure by the spider silk until you started being lifted
Here it comes is what you though and you felt your body being wrapped up in spider silk except for your head, you were dangled from a tree branch and expected to feel teeth on your head only for nothing to happen other than a chuckle and a command for you to open your eyes
You briefly cracked them open and found yourself face to face with a giant blonde lady whose lower half was a spider… She smiled at you when she saw you and commented on finally being able to see those eyes that she loved so much at night too
Part of you tried to sputter out a question only for your mouth to get covered in webs, she told you to save your questions for when the others got here and they would surely be here soon now that all the humans were gone
Eventually one by one, they all appeared in the enclosure with some of them being normal human size while others were much bigger. They stared at you like you were a piece of meat hanging inside of the window of a butcher shop and you couldn’t stop the fear that came from it
When the woman removed the webbing from your mouth and the man with the horns told you to ask any questions that you have. The first thing out of your mouth was “Who are you?!”
You would have followed it up with an “And what do you want from me?!” but they spoke as soon as you were finished, some of them looked almost offended that you didn’t recognize them and asked if you truly didn’t
You confirmed that they didn’t so they introduced themselves, they told you that they were the dinosaurs that you had been working with for so long while at the park… And when you tried to point out that they couldn’t be that, they suddenly all transformed right before your eyes…
The shock was so immense that sticking a fork in an electrical socket couldn’t compare, you were told what animal shifters were and told that there were animal shifters wandering around even today. It wasn’t just them and a lot of animal shifters typically seek out a human to entertain themselves with
And what do you know? You were perfect and they weren’t going to let you go…
“…Please don’t hurt me…”
“Don’t worry about that… Hurt is the last thing that you’ll feel with us if you’re good…”
And that’s how a new life begins for you as you wind up wrapped completely in spider silk during the day and hung from one of the trees upsidown almost like you’re in a cocoon but come nighttime…
Black Maria takes you down as soon as all of the humans leave the park and the fun begins as the dinosaurs that you once did shows with made you into the main attraction as they would typically fuck you senseless while the others watched
You never quite became an animal shifter like them but after so many days and nights of the same thing, you oddly began to get used to it as the dinosaurs would use your body and entertain themselves with you just about every night after fulfilling your needs
It was starting to become weirdly enjoyable and you looked forward to seeing which dinosaur would be taking you next… It didn’t even occur to you that this could be Stockholm syndrome…
And when the day came that the dinosaurs told you that you wouldn’t have to be in your web cocoon soon anymore as the animal shifters were soon going to take back the world from the humans, you didn’t care
Not in the slightest bit
Not even when they left you hanging in the web cocoon for safe keeping with a promise to come back as you knew that they would…
The humans didn’t stand a single chance after all and soon the world would once again belong to the animal shifters just like they had told you it used to…
So you remained hanging in your web cocoon from one of Black Maria’s trees in her enclosure… Calm, relaxed, and with all of your needs met…
What could possibly make this better? Oh you knew cause what made this all the more better was your stomach
A stomach full of dinosaur eggs…
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starlightingsss · 7 months
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long live
HELP idk but i titled this after the taylor swift song cs ngl it lines up SO well with the gmg arc..
anyways we alr know who its for 🤭🤭 (LAXUS DREYAR‼️‼️) during the gmg where reader in one mermaid heel n opposing until she sees him?? prob js an extension of my right where you left me oneshot!
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everything has changed, laxus is back. she has a reason to smile again, but still, her guild was competing with his. she love him, but she hated losing. despite that though, she had her doubts, should she drop the games? should she try to purposefully lose? winning this would be huge for him and his guild, and it would make them forgive him, right? so wouldn't it be worth it for her to take a loss for him?
she was dragged out of her thoughts when she walked straight into a brick wall, stumbling backwards.
someone had grabbed her, stabilizing her.
"ma'am? are you alright?" mumbled a man as he kneeled by her, sting from sabertooth. a blush grew on her face as she realized.
"oi! isnt that the girl from mermaid heel? the super strong on?" said a voice from next to sting.
"i'm fine.. thank you. i must get going though." she replied, flustered as she ran off into the crowd.
"hey! i dont even know your name yet .. oi! lady you dropped your hairclip!" sting called out after her, as she disappeared.
she entered the stadiums and walked over to the stands where her guild was situated.
"oh! y/n, you're in a much better mood today!" kagura exclaimed.
"some things happened.." she muttered with a huge grin on her face.
"oooh, was it boy things?" risley asked, with a giggle.
"oh! y/n, its about time you've gotten a man in your life!" kagura continued.
"oh? did y/n finally find someone?" arana asked, a smile curling up her lips.
"no! its not like-" she squeaked, flustered, before milliana chimed in.
"who is it? is he cute? like a cat?" she asked, as all 5 of started giggling.
chapati began to announce the games for the day, hidden, and some fight afterwards.
"oi, could i play in today event?" y/n asked, still giddy.
"you're gonna be in the arena losing us points 'cause you're too busy giggling about your boyfriends," risley joked, as kagura shook her head.
"yes, you may participate." kagura said in a stern tone.
as she walked into the arena, she saw grey fullbuster - an ice mage, juvia lockser - a water mage, and rufus lore - a memory mage? 3 recognizable faces and 2 vaguely familiar ones - lyon vastis, and eve tearm. one ice mage, one snow mage.
nullpudding and jager were her main concerns, unsure of what magic they used.
a city formed behind them as mato explained the rules, saying it was a kind of hide and seek.
her lips curled into a smile as they were all teleported around the arena, and had to make a choice of where to hide.
but instead, she decided to not hide, but instead to actively hunt members of other guilds. it was easy with her magic, the magic of bones, they spoke to her, revealing locations, and once that happened, she could strike them down with one hit.
the points were easy to rack up.
one from eve. one from juvia. one from nullpudidng. one from jager. none of them were able to react fast enough to counter the information she already had, she slinked through the shadows, striking them down one by one until it was her versus rufus for 1st place.
she knew his magic, memory make. it didn't necessarily work to duplicate hers, as it was something she was born with and not something learnable.
as the games timer ended, rufus's meteor shower had racked up loads of points, but still - only one more than her. as she realized what she had to do, she shot out of the shadows, dashing at him, but ss her fist connected, the clock rang zero, and time was up - she didn't get the last point needed to win.
meanwhile!
"whoever goes up against her's gonna have hell to pay.." laxus chuckled, watching the event.
"what do you mean by that, laxus?" mirajane asked, a little confused.
"shes probably the strongest mage in this whole damn stadium." laxus recalled, he remembered how strong she was before, but now? 7 years of training, 7 of experience, no one stood a chance.
"can't be so sure, sparky.. she doesn't look very strong, 'm sure i could beat her." gajeel laughed, a mouth full of metal.
laxus just scoffed, knowing they would be forced to realize at some point.
however, it didnt seem to be them who would have to realize, as his name was called into the arena to verse her.
"good luck, laxus!" mira exclaimed as he walked into the arena.
"hey!" y/n said, as they were now facing each other in the arena.
she walked closer to him, before embracing him into a hug that he gladly reciprocated, and pressing a deep kiss to his lips.
with her arms around his neck, she was kissing all over his face, before telling him, "just like how it was when we used to train together, ok? nothing too much.."
"crowd seems interested." laxus noted, their response to her kisses on his face consisted of booing, probably directed at laxus.
her guild was going beserk, with the girls in the stands shrieking and cheering, as his seemed to be freaking out, with his frandfather passed out on the floor and natsus jaw hanging slightly open.
"oi, no bone stuff right?" laxus called out, as they both backed up, only to receive a no in response. "good girl," he laughed as she lit up bright up, her hands covering her mouth as she shook her head no.
eventually they did get to the fighting part, but it was just an extended spar, nothing too special about it, until she requipped into a swimsuit and flooded the arena.
"you're gonna get electrocuted, sweetheart," laxus chuckled, seeing her stunt to end the fight.
"'ts been going on for too long.." she laughed, before splashing some water at him.
"oh yea? so you give the points to me instead of letting it draw?" he teased, a smile on his face.
"exactly!" she smiled, "i'm tired."
"come take a nap in my room," he offered.
"hey laxus.." she laughed, "how about.. we hug, and you strike us both with lightning to see who lasts the longest?"
"it's gonna be me." he said, unwilling to lose this. "come here."
"take off your shirt." she mumbled, as she hugged his chest.
lightning struck around them, buzzing in the water, hitting both their bodies, it went on for a minute or two, until y/n went limp.
laxus picked up her body, making sure there was a pulse, before holding it above his head, demonstrating his clear victory, and to get her out of the water.
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fanfichubcircuit · 19 days
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I feel like anyone in fandom who watched the movie Logan glossed over the “Lion” connection Professor X/Charles drops about Laura and by extension Logan waaay too fast.
Like?? Giant cat man! Logan always gave me more cat energy than dog or wolf. I blame Wolverine sounding like it has wolf in the first part on the characterization as him being wolf like. Him being Lion based fits with his brother Sabertooth way more.
Also mountain lions (the kind of lions that are from Canada) purr. Let that grumpy bastard purr!!
His ‘I only like very few people and I’ll die before I let you know you’re one of them’ attitude is very cat.
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th3p0rtalmaker · 2 months
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Hello!😁💖 Here some stuff for the ask game!
🦖 Favorite extinct animal?
🍫 Cheese or chocolate?
🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?
🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?
Love ya bestie!
Thank you so much for the ask @adventuretolkienlover! Sorry it took a while for me to answer; had some irl stuff get in the way.
🦖 Favorite extinct animal? A) I think the sabertooth cat/smilodon! (Because of Diego from Ice Age, lol. 🤣)
🍫 Cheese or chocolate? A) I think chocolate wins out by "this" much, lol. 🤣 Cause I can get it in snack form. Altho there are cheese snacks, like Babybel...Maybe I should start buying those more often...
🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? A) Hmm...a dark chocolate-chip cookie with marshmallows!
🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know? A) Sabertooth cats are the only member of their genus.
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The Stormson (A Gap Years prologue)
I have been defeated by my own plot (it turns out that writing, even very amateur and casual writing for three people on tumblr, is hard), so here’s backstory for my favorite middle aged elf. Watch out for mentions of the casual eugenics and murder that the nobility is built on.
@lokiwaffles I know you like Ryn, so I hope you enjoy. Sorry about not mentioning that Ryn isn’t his full name until now. whoops.
Both of the letters arrived on the same day. The young man wasn’t surprised. His home was isolated, even by Voyager standards, so it was easier to send physical deliveries all at once by boat. If anything, he was surprised to only receive two sponsorships after everything he’d done.
Ryndrion, though everyone called him Ryn, was a child of the storm. No matter what his noble classmates thought, that was a title, not a name or a metaphor. He’d earned it, and he’d earned it younger than anyone had ever expected. Fourteen years later and he was still one of the youngest stormsons on the gulf coast. Now, the voyager had set his sights on something new. Ryn had just returned home after his third year at the Conservatory to wait for a sponsorship that would allow him to continue. He wasn’t worried. Ryn had every desirable trait that the nobility could want from a commoner. He was skilled and cunning and had human-like endurance that no privileged royal could match. He was used to waiting, but he hadn’t been prepared for just how lonely it would be.
His harbor was a fraction the size of the Conservatory. Over half the population were wildblood humans or half-elves, and few of the others were anything more than sparks. Hurricanes, far stronger than in the human world, broke over the barrier islands every summer. His family were Voyagers going back as far as anyone bothered to record. His father was a stormson like him, and his mother was a farmer with the most accurate throwing arm of anyone in town. His siblings were all doing something like what they were supposed to do, but Ryn went away with those cutthroat scouts to some place inland where they teach children to kill each other. Barely strong enough to spark a candle and he’s trying to be a noble. What else was he supposed to do? Stop? He’d sailed a hurricane, he could manage the nobility if that was what it took to get his people back into orbit.
However, a Voyager is nothing without their crew. That was the first thing Ryn learned as a boy. The sea has no sympathy for petty disputes and power grabs, and it does not care about your titles. You work together, each crewmate doing what they do best, or you all sink. It was different at the Conservatory though. The school of the nobility was an overlapping mess of hierarchies and ambitions. Survival of the fittest, they claimed, but Ryn had grown up closer to nature than any of them. Nature was brutal, yes, but it didn’t conquer. Nature didn’t make power grabs or demand obedience. It just was. The nobility didn’t understand that. They didn’t want to. None of the nobility could understand the way he saw the worlds, and no Voyager would sympathize with his goals. The other commoners at school hailed from across the entire planet, and many of them were too bloodthirsty for Ryn to trust them with anything, especially not his life. He was adrift, alone, as he faced the most important decision of his life.
Ryn picked up the letters. They were heavy black paper with white ink, closed by a wax seal and decorated with a simple design. The formatting was almost identical to the letter that had announced his admittance a few years before. The first letter had an emerald green seal stamped with the skull of a sabertooth cat. White autumn leaves spiraled over the front. It was a formal sponsorship from Princess Emer Sondaica, niece of the apex and presumed heir to the world. She offered him a place in the autumn army for the next six years, and opportunities in her noble house if and when he graduated with high honors. It was the deal that he had been hoping for.
There was something off about it though. The invitation addressed him as Ryndrion Stormson. For some reason, he’d expected better from her. The noblewoman had sailed with his father as a girl, and Ryn thought that she would remember their traditions. The long form of a Voyager’s name was only used for logistics on a scale where the nickname wouldn’t provide enough information. The Conservatory’s database might record him as Ryndrion, but a direct letter like this should have called him Ryn. Stormson was also odd to use in a letter, but he’d accepted that the nuance of that would be lost by the nobility. If they wanted to call him stormson, then so be it. Maybe the princess had a point though. Ryn would have had to be blind to miss the looks his neighbors gave him. He was different now. He’d abandoned his crew.
The second letter was stamped with a charging indigo bull. It was the symbol of the other most ancient genus, Gens Mercuralis. It had been massacred in a coup almost a century before, and one of the only survivors was in the same Conservatory class as him. Her name was Ishtar Mercuralis, and she was strong as an anchor but nowhere near that stable. They were friends, or at least Ryn wanted to think that they were friends. The letter had the negative image of sheets of rain and crashing waves, the symbols of the storm army. Fitting. He opened the letter and another piece of paper fell out.
Ryn Stormson,
Officially, this sponsorship is from my cousin. That is a technicality. I am sponsoring you. The Sondaicas do not want me to succeed, and you know as well as I do that these games are never fair. Fitness depends on the environment, and in this environment if I do not keep my head down I will not survive.
I hate it.
You’ve definitely received another sponsorship. Genus Sondaica, right? The most powerful gens collecting another prodigy. They do not want a spark. Emer is too weak already and you know they hate reminders. You are more clever than the rest of our year combined. If you join me, then we’ll both be in the same army. I have a secret. The first wargame begins the morning that every student returns. We team up, we take charge, and we change the game before the Sondaicas have anything in place to stop us. I want you to help me. You might not be the only person strong enough to change the world, but you are the only one who wants to.
Tell no one about this note.
Ishtar Mercuralis
Six weeks later he stands in formation with a hundred other young soldiers under a crescent moon. Dawn light reflects off of the waves stitched on his collar, and a shining new high-tech vambrace lies deactivated on his left arm. Ishtar stands a few feet to his left, tired and smiling.
Her secret was wrong. The game began just after midnight, and of their army, a dozen elven children are already dead.
Survival of the fittest.
………
Ishtar was born 18 years before Ryn, but due to the huge difference in their magical abilities, he is ‘older’ than she is by an amount that will increase as they both age. In this, they’re about 20 and 22. Also it’s about 1870. Elves live for a long time.
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gleefultogo · 10 days
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One thing I’ve noticed from home is that it switches perspectives way too fast. Like we get like 2 pages from Jahla and then we go right back to Ronja? How do you feel about it
I don't like. I find it annoying? or just frustrating to keep up with. The two recent pages featuring Jahla, eh they were pretty pointless if you ask me. Just filler with nothing new that we don't already know or stuff still isn't answered. Plus the biggest problem with it, there are too many characters who all seem to be on their own side quests. In my opinion I feel like ronja's story or arc doesn't really have a purpose anymore other than to be shipped with the deer dog and just play leadership until she dies I guess. same for roamer, his character feels like he's a minor character and he just shows up cause being the authors favorite as well being a porn toy basically. Home had a good potential in the beginning, I thought it was gonna be about just the three group being kargo, Ferah and roamer finding themselves living through aedra's hardships, as kique so claims it's such a very dangerous world, but nothing ever happens lol. But I feel the first few chapters should of focused on them, maybe with a villian arc somewhere that isn't oreo dog and actually does something. that could cause conflict eventually in the story, but stick to that so there isn't so many plot holes everywhere. Make the first comic about that without all the useless talking and then maybe continue the comics revolving around their gods so it isn't shoved in. lately as being 800+ pages in, we continue to get new things but still no answers to like anything. It just raises more questions if you ask me. Plus jahla's arc with the whole doggy racism thing is really dumb. if these so called dogs are aware of their own sexualities, and own genetics and what not then why is being a wolf a problem? don't these mf's know they are descendant from the wolves? It would of made more sense if they worshiped them or at least had a high respect for them in a way. As for the sabertooth cat knock offs. I'd say the same thing, But I don't know at this point.
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National Fossil: South Africa
Welcome back to my silly little paleontology poll about which fossils should represent each country. This time we're focusing on the African continent and right now on South Africa.
You know the drill: As always, it could be a fossil that is just exceptionally well preserved and beautiful, had a huge impact on paleontology and our knowledge of the past, is very common/representative of the area, is beloved and famous in the public eye, is just a very unique and interesting find, or has any other justification.
So here are our contestants:
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Australopithecus africanus (Taung Child): As we‘re moving into Africa it should come to the surprise of absolutely nobody that the continent is covered in fossils telling us about our own human evolutionary history. The Taung Child, the skull of a young Australopithecus, was discovered in 1924, and as the first early hominin ever found, it sparked lots of controversy in the scientific community, as this was long before we had a good understand of the “ape-to-human“-transition: It took decades for Australopithecus to become fully accepted as an “early human“, but since then it has become one of the most important paleontological finds ever.
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Homo naledi: A much more recent find is Homo naledi, discovered 2013 in a cave system. Even though the bones of at least 15 individuals have been found, these cousins of ours are still quite mysterious, as they show some archaic characteristics that seem out of place for how young the fossils are and more research needs to be done.
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Lystrosaurus (Art by John Sibbick): Oh look, it‘s everyone‘s favorite mass extinction survivor! The small to medium-sized dicynodont (an early cousin of what would become the mammal line) made it through the Permian mass extinction, aka The Great Dying, seemingly unharmed - on the contrary: In the early Triassic they were so numerous that in some South African fossil sites more than 90% of all found material are Lystrosaurus!
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Inostrancevia (Art by OrsoMoretti): Someone who didn‘t made it through The Great Dying was Inostrancevia, but that doesn‘t make the 3 m long gorgonopsid (another “not-quite-a-mammal-yet“) any less impressive. Its most striking identifier were the 15 cm long sabertooth-canines. In that sense, gorgonopsids like Inostrancevia did their impression of sabertooth-cats over 200 million years before cats even became a thing.
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Sivatherium (Art by Jaime Chirinos): If you’d rather choose something that feels a bit more like a typical african animal, maybe just as a slightly more ancient version - South Africa of course doesn‘t disappoint here either: Sivatherium, a short-necked giraffe might hold a good balance between something that is recognizable enough to our modern eyes, yet strange and unusual enough to be a unique and interesting pick.
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Heterodontosaurus (Art by Gregory S. Paul): Lastly, if you want to pick a dinosaur, South Africa provides you with some good finds on early dinosaurs: Heterodontosaurus lived during the early Jurassic and was a very basal member of the ornithischians, the same group that would later include such famous figures as Triceratops, Stegosaurus or Parasaurolophus. Apart from generally giving scientist a hard time placing it on the familiy tree, the small dinosaur is mostly known for its strangely shaped teeth, from which it got its name.
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honey-minded-hivemind · 2 months
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Hey Saber Anon here. this just occurred to me but what if Cat Reader meets Wolverine and now it's a aggressive custody battle because they like both of them.( Sabertooth and Wolverine)
Hello Saber Anon! Glad to hear from you! I enjoy any request with Sabretooth, and love them doubly if it includes Wolverine as well! I think I can write that as a little sequel to your first request, so here we go:
Sabretooth liked his kitten. A LOT. Enough to know who was near them, where they'd been, and how they felt.
So he knew his brother had met them, and was also interested in the little kit.
Look, he loved his brother (he wouldn't stalk him over multiple countries, wars, and teams if he didn't, now, would he?). But he really wanted this kid to be HIS. His brother already had several pups, why did he need this one, too?
Sadly, his brother wasn't taking no for an answer.
Wolverine had noticed there was a new mutant running around with the Acolytes, one who was smaller, younger even, than the Brotherhood teens. What bugged him was Sabretooth seemed to be near them at all times.
They guy was a walking psychopathic cat man, how was he NOT supposed to worry when he was obviously obsessed with a kid no older than twelve who acted like they were made with sunshine?
So the only method of action to take was to talk to them the few times Creed wasn't breathing down their neck or in the general area. And it was worth it. The kid was a kitten personified, ears and tail and cuddles and all. They purred whenever he told them something about nature, left small bones and pebbles for him, they even hugged him once. Yeah, he was attached to them.
So why couldn't they just go back to the Institute with him?
The two brothers didn't want the other anywhere near their kitten, ending up in cat fights and hissing fits whenever they saw each other. It came to a head when Beast stepped in, chiding them both, and deciding to take their kitten back with him, saying they needed a more stable adult, so if they calmed down, perhaps he'd let them regain custody of them...
Yeah, that solved their fighting problem.
New mission:
Team up and steal their kitten back.
They can worry about if they're brothers or not or who gets to be the dad and the uncle AFTER their kitten is back in their claws, right where they should be. Let's see Magneto or Xavier or Beast be smug now!
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1 & 2. General purpose map for this prehistoric natural game preserve.
3. Kazar, Lord of the Savage Land. Originally a Tarzan clone - but, always in his own 'Pellucidar.'
4. Shanna, the She-Devil. Originally, a knock-off of Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. Now married to the Tarzan clone above.
5. Kazar vs augmented dinos - in some great cover art.
6. Shanna - your readers really want to know how you get out of this jam!!
1906: The Earth (is) Not Hollow.
The Savage Land is a hidden (under Antarctica's ice!) tropical preserve at the base of the Palmer Peninsula.
It's part of several such planetary zoos built by the Nuwali for the mysterious Beyonders...
This 1 is stocked with the prehistoric animal & plant life of 200 million years ago.
50 million years ago, the Nuwali had to augment the area's volcanoes to preserve it's tropical ecosystem.
They also supplemented the animal life with various early mammals - including 'Man-Apes!'
The Nuwali finally left Earth some 200,000 years ago...
Eternals lived here briefly.
Then, ancient Atlanteans colonized the Savage Land, exporting its animal life thruout their empire.
Their scientist-sorcerers imported magical creatures & expanded the Land's recreation/commerce center called Pangea.
Beast-Men were created by the Atlanteans & promptly enslaved!!
But, after a successful rebellion, they spread out into the preserve to find places to live in...
In 18,000 BC, an alien/mystic war resulted in the sinking of Atlantis!!
The Beyonders sent alien operatives to Earth - to repair the Savage Land's environmental systems.
Yet, over half of the Land's population still perished!
Other, god-like aliens lived in the Land for awhile.
Then, the Sagittarians stored a Planet Destroyer & it's guardian there.
Khor, a French sorcerer, was exiled to the Savage Land - for eternity!
Velasco hid Beatrice under Mt. Flavius & tried to summon the Elder Gods there.
As Dante & Belasco fought, a pipe got hit - releasing some unknown gas!
It put Belasco into suspended animation, but, Dante & his men were mystically 'changed'.
In the 1800s, Atlanteans relocated to the waters surrounding Antarctica - as did Lemurian rebels...
By the 1940s, Nazis had built a hidden base somewhere in the South Pole.
After WW2, some high ranking Nazis escaped there, stumbling upon the Savage Land - & its high tech.
British Lord Plunder was the next to discover the Land - while looking for vibranium.
His 9 year old son was orphaned & raised by Zabu, a sabertooth tiger!!
He was renamed Kazar, "friend of the sabertooth cats."
Author/Artist: The Savage Land was created by Jack Kirby & Stan Lee for X-Men #10 in 1965!
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lunar-wandering · 4 months
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I'm sorry what the fuck happens in Earth Granner
so fucking much but here's some out of context highlights
one kid (Kakeru) stayed out in the woods with nothing but his car (possessed by the soul of a sabertooth tiger) for at LEAST a year
the line "do you ever chill?" being said completely deadpan
Raiga assuming what Joe would be like, and then Joe quite literally being EXACTLY what he assumed
Mach Go's "i've finally become an Earth Granner like the kids so now I can protect them better, but I'm not gonna tell them that it's me because i want to do a cool identity reveal" thing
"mach is a dialect, this Mach Go you speak of must be from the same town that i'm from"
"oh my god our ritual to summon aliens actually worked??" "you idiot those are the evil aliens we've been fighting this whole time" "oh. right."
"i forgot about the plan" said by the guy who made the plan
none of the cars with cat souls can handle water even though they're cars
the red and blue pterodactyls that are a comedy duo and used to be a comedy trio with the t-rex as their "straight man"
Kakeru doesn't read instructions like ever. he remains totally chill in the face of not knowing how to operate the phone the aliens gave him
in the later episodes, close to the finale, Raiga and Kuga sneaking the bad turned good aliens into their house like one sneaks in a stray animal
Mach just. posing and reciting cool lines in the middle of the desert as practice to be cool in front of the kids
Joe literally breaking bones with hugs and lassoing Mach when he tried to get out of getting one
Kakeru muttering "where in the world did he get that from..." when Joe spontaneously pulled out a whole bbq set
them spending 6 hours trying to crack a safe (going to the point of using ridiculous things like how many followers Mach has on twitter) only for the safe to still be on the factory setting of 0000
the chaos of them all fighting over the remote. not a single braincell in sight.
them doing a practice training simulation and Joe quietly complaining about how everyone else paired up into duos so there's no-one for him to spar with, only for EVERYONE to turn to fight him immediately
the silly little reversal mambo dance that ended up being key to saving the day in the finale
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