#you know what Xie Lian deserves nice thing and nice things means holding Hua Cheng's waist

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MXTX Hunger Games Day 1

"Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian, Jin Guangyao, and Qi rong away from the Cornucopia."

I like to imagine that Wangxian are just holding hands the whole time XD.

"Mobei-Jun retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia"

Honey, you have Ice powers, just freeze the river.

"Wen Qing grabs a backpack and retreats."

Smart woman

"Song Lan rips a mace out of Lan Xichen's hands."

5 seconds in and Song Lan chooses violence, I am both surprised and approve.

"Ling Wen grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty."

Oh my God, XD. You already suffer enough in canon with the mountains of paperwork.

"Xiao Xingchen runs into the cornucopia and hides."

You know, this is my fault for putting a blind man in the Hunger Games.

"Mu Qing,Hua Cheng, Shi Qingxuan, Liu Qingge, Sha Hualing, Feng Xin, Jin Ling, Ning Yingying, Pei Ming, and Nie Huaisang all run away from the Cornucopia."

This all feels canon in a very "fuck this shit, I'm out" way. (Except for Hua Cheng, he's just finding a nice place for him and Xie Lian to rest and plan things out.)

"Xue Yang finds a canteen full of water."

I'm very proud of Xue Yang for not committing murder the second it became allowed. That shows a lot of restraint on his part. XD

"Jiang Yanli finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver."

"Liu Mingyan finds a bag full of explosives."

Goddam the women are going to grab up all the tools, men, step up your game.

"Yue Qingyuan snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag."

Meanwhile, sugar-gege is going to spend his last days getting white- girl-wasted.

"Luo Binghe, Jun Wu, and Shang Qinghua get into a fight. Luo Binghe triumphantly kills them both."

First of all, Luo Binghe deciding that he will kill everyone, so no one would hurt his shizun is somehow the most in character decision this simulator could come up with. Second of all, Jun Wu, it's what you deserve. And GODDAMN POOR HAMSTER COULDN'T EVEN LAST A SECOND. XD. Death to the author has a whole new meaning.

"Wen Ning grabs a shovel."

Poor Wen Ning, just trying to clean up the slaughter he just witnessed.

"He Xuan and Xie Lian retrieve a trident from inside the cornucopia."

Given how many tridents are being handed out I'm assuming they're near an ocean.

"Shen Qingqiu snaps Shen Jiu's neck."

I shouldn't find this as funny as I do, the husbands who murder together stay together. (Given that Shen Yuan wanted to castrate Shen Jiu, for abusing Luo Binghe, when he was reading PIDW I shouldn't be surprised.)

"Jiang Cheng, Nie Mingjue, Lan Sizhui, and Mianmian run away from the Cornucopia."

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