Yeah okay, don’t worry Mimi, we understand. Just don’t imagine how thick and strong his arms would feel around you and how they would fold your knees to your chest and bounce you on his cock. Don’t imagine how deep and hard his thrusts would feel and how he would have to wrap an arm around your head to keep from fucking you up the futon. And by GOD!!! Do NOT think about how he’ll never stop talking and how calm it would sound even while you’re screaming his name.
All the breath control is really so he can whisper, “Is this the right spot to cum in? You have to tell me. Should I cum this deep inside you? I’ve always wanted to start a family. You’re the perfect person for this. You’re so smart and so beautiful - our children would love such happy lives with you as their mother. …careful about squeezing me so hard, I won’t be able to pull out in time-“ I mean just PARAGRAPHS of poetry whispered against the steady beat of him drilling you into the ground.
I mean, really if you don’t think of any of that, you should be fine
... a girl actually shortcircuited
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We could really use a wish right now…
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girls be like "he's so babygirl" and it's the darkest, most brooding, melancholic, tortured man you've ever laid eyes on
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Y’all SHOUTED “Remember your roots” for Cecil
Well you better fucking remember your roots now and vote for fucking Vriska
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i love you transmascs with big hips i love you transmascs who bind i love you transmascs that don't WANT to bind i love you transmascs who like their tits i love you transmascs with big tits i love you transmascs with long hair i love you transmascs that wear dresses i love you transmascs with girly interests it doesn't affect your masculinity at all if you dont want it to. i love you transmascs who don't pass i love you transmascs who don't WANT to pass i love you transmascs that aren't represented at all in the media
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“Miserable Catholic Hound” is probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and I think about it at least once a week
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You Know What (A homestuck rarepair fancomic)
A friends with benefits AU...with a fantastical twist!
Read it every week on Tuesdays and Saturdays <3
Continue ==>
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i honestly never know how much to crop please don't flag me
this is a couples therapy session, yeah? tony's learning how to listen
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