#you little fucker

[1-800-cuupid]

KATAMARI - femtanyl

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 render #ts4 render #ts4 #cuupidmusic #YOU LITTLE FUCKER

[azzydoesstuff]

soooo i wanted isaac four souls but it was too expensive and also i have to order it online and wait for it to deliver so i said "fuck it" and guess what i'm doing now? manually drawing the cards copying them off the website lmao. edmund get plagiarized you fucking idiot (sarcastic) (but i am copying them though lmao)

#not really a shitpost? #isaac #tboi #the binding of isaac #edmund mcmillen #you little fucker #tboi four souls #the binding of isaac four souls #four souls

[feelboss]

ugh i dont want to carry a torch i know one or you fuckers has the light evocation so i dont have to put my weapon up

astarion as i pat down everyone but him for it:

#you little fucker #doesnt even MATTER now #i KNEW one of you had it #bg3 shitpost #yes i AM the one who specced him into bard #yes i DID specifically choose the light evocation cantrip FOR THIS VERY REASON #yes i DID forget

[animegenork]

XIAO DON'T EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN OR I'LL SLAP YOU ;A;

#genshin impact #xiao #genshin impact xiao #YOU LITTLE FUCKER #YOU ARE SO LUCKY ZHONGLI WAS THERE #UGH #GONNA SLAP YOU YOU LITTLE BISH #i'm so glad you're okay ;A;

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so how about that update, huh

#this is all i have to offer rn </3 #im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme #eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR- #oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back) #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie #heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers #ok that was a creepy glitch #for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said #'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!' #a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...

[egophiliac]

swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part #characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :) #me: oh god #jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments #like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch #deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression #SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! #and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious. #you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me #though we all know the real highlight #the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname #2) he almost certainly gave it to himself #3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol #epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look #deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about #also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean #deuce: i challenge you to a children's game #black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept #meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts #we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll #so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event #anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible! #whoops!

[wildflowercryptid]

❝ just you wait, florian... ❞

how we coping tonight, kieran nation?

#i didn't mean to make my first fanart of kieran be so intense but here we are #i'll make up for it with my next drawings bc i need to see this kid happy at least a lil bit #he also kinda ended up looking a little similar to allister... which make sense i'm pretty sure take designed both of them #also if any of you fuckers make yandere comments on this post it's on sight #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn scarvi #pkmn scarvio #the teal mask #pokemon kieran #kieran #rival kieran #💕 : comfort characters #🎨 : mj draws #scarvio spoilers #sv dlc spoilers #sv spoilers

[tiredjuniper]

me when you don’t take your meds for the 3rd fucking day in a row

#take your meds #don’t be stupid #i will force them in your mouth #then make you drink water #you little fucker #bc i love you <3 #💕💕💕 #i will murder you #if you don’t tho #love yall #tired’s posting again🙄

[deunmiu-dessie]

royalty!reader who's on the run from their tyrannical uncle who is hell-bent on taking the throne for himself. royalty!reader who's the sole surviving royal descendant. royalty!reader who finds themselves without shelter as the unforgiving winter of the north looms closer. royalty!reader who's stranded in a big, dark cavern, struggling to stay warm. royalty!reader who delves deeper into the cave, unknowingly awakening a sinister creature lurking in the shadows. dragon!lover who's large in all aspects. dragon!lover who can't help but tease the royal by threatening to eat them. dragon!lover who sleeps atop mountains of gold. dragon!lover who always runs hot. dragon!lover who blows smoke into your face constantly. dragon!lover whose voice literally rattles your bones. dragon!lover who begrudgingly allows you to stay in the cave. dragon!lover who figures, he'll put your body to good use during the winter as payment. ˙ᵕ˙

"you do not scare me, dragon."

with a quivering exhale, you feel the dragon's firm touch from behind, his warm lips caressing the sensitive skin of your neck. despite the cold draft in the spacious den, caspian burns with the intense, thick, molten fire that swells within his chest.

the aroma of smoke and the biting winter blizzard that howls just a few steps away permeate his scaly skin, a tantalizing combination that sets you aflame, igniting a fiery surge of warmth in the depths of your belly; leaving you intoxicated and dizzy under his searing touch. your nerves tighten like a coiled spring as his lips tantalizingly brush against the tender curve of your ear. "you should be scared."

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#monster x human #monster fucker #monster headcanons #monster lover #fantasy #writerscommunity #writeblr #monster x you #monster x reader #monster boyfriend #monster bf #monster fluff #monsterfucker #dragon x human #dragon x reader #dragon #monster romance #drabble #monster imagine #CASPIAN IS A LITTLE SHIT #x reader #gender neutral reader #gender neutral y/n #x female reader #x male reader #deunmiu dessie #x nonbinary reader

[mxrtified777]

Certified Puzzleshipping Moment ☆

#my art #yugioh #ygo #yugioh fanart #puzzleshipping #yugi motou #yugi moto #yami yugi #yugi mutou #yugi muto #how many different ways can you spell this fuckers name #also i love yugis little fuckin. Little Guy (tm) Pajamas #theyre so funny to me

[biscuitfacegrey]

Doodles from Ep 51 that are uninteresting to look at because they’re on a white background‼️

#GOD HERMIE’S BAAAAACKK! #well sorta #WE’VE GOT A HERMIE TWO!!!!!! #he’s my favorite if you can’t tell #CANON OAKWORTHY KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so many more moments I wanted to draw but didn’t have room for #Honorable mention: #“Glenn’s a fucking little fucker dude” #grey shut up #grey’s art #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #dndads taylor swift #normal oak #dndads normal oak #normally oak swallows garcia #scam likely #scam actually #hermie the unworthy #dndads hermie

[cryptid-condor]

uh oh

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun meryl #Vash the Stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #dont let your designated parkour guy wear slides #i downloaded the ready steady roll poster for colors and started wheezing when i noticed woofwood was losing a shoe in that picture too #fucker CANONICALLY doesnt wear socks #personally i think vash is one of those guys that buys shoelaces too long for his shoes #then he has to double-wrap his laces so he doesnt trip over them #this is a very important headcannon keep it in mind whenever you see my stampede vash #meryl is just a little football #she isnt getting away from the shoe slander though who wears white shoes on a trip through the desert #all my rat

[andi-o-geyser]

Ludinus Da'leth has arrived moodboard

#biiiiiig mood liam big fucking mood #hes going through the 5 stages of grief + wizard hubris which is a little known part of the magical grieving process #liam your caleb is showing #ludinus you mother fucker #critical role #cr spoilers #ludinus da'leth #liam o'brien #cr3e45 #cr3 #bells hells #cr liveblog #andis thought geyser

[cweampier]

leon loves it when you cry, your face covered in tears as he coos at you and licks them away <3 (i know from first hand experience)

god what he’d give. what he’d fucking give to have a cute girl crying in front of him IDK if i stuck with what you asked for sorry if i went off the rails a bit.. hehe

fat tears rolled down your cheeks as you pouted, the way you mewled as leon fucked himself between your thighs, chasing only for his release. he was so mean for that, and he knew it. but he couldn’t help it, seeing you so desperate for his dick enough to shed tears for it really ignited something inside him. an insatiable appetite presented itself to him.. and fuck did he love a good chase every once in awhile.

“l-leon.. please, want you so bad..” you hiccuped, trying to angle your hips to potentially get the head of his cock to penetrate your aching cunt to no avail. he couldn’t help but feel amused by your unrelenting pleads, so oblivious to how greedy you sounded. “poor baby.. so dumb and needy, what am i gonna do with you, mn?” he cooed as he leaned in closer to your face, swiping his tongue over your glistening cheek, tasting the saltiness of your tears. he felt almost guilty for enjoying this as much as he was. he decided to continue to chip away at your patience, making sure to calculate his thrusts tactically enough to make contact with your neglected clit, bumping the tip of his pretty cock against it teasingly.

you were so confused, it was like you weren’t being heard. usually he spoiled you rotten, what’s with the sudden change? you stared back at him glossy eyed, in which he responded with a cocky grin before frowning mockingly. “you’re.. g’na finish what you started,” you responded, pathetic. he raised a brow, slowing his hips as he pressed them against the plumpness of your ass, cock slotted snuggly between your folds as he pressed his chest against your back. it earned a groan from the both of you, feeling his breath tickle your neck.

“it’s a good try but i don’t exactly take orders from desperate little brats,” he began, watching another tear roll down your disheveled face in awe, you really were something. “look at you all snotty face just cause you didn’t get it your way. want my cock bottoming out inside that greedily little pussy of yours so badly, don’t’cha? need me to pay extra attention to that clit’a yours? so cute..” he continued to egg you on with a filthy mouth, trying to get you to admit defeat. your lips pursed flatly together, feeling them tremble as more tears threatened to fall. you shut your eyes tightly before giving into his attempts to pester you further.

“inside,” you cry out dumbly, on the verge of tears once more to no one’s surprise. “wan’ your cock inside, leon, please-!” your head spun, leon fucking kennedy. only a man like him could ever hold the capabilities of having a pretty girl wailing for him to fuck her. “fuck me, leon, want it s’bad. promise, i’ll be good for you.. so good.” leon sat there, admiring his work, reducing you into nothing but a beseeching mess before him.

he sneered lightheartedly before parting your thighs swiftly with his hand, positioning himself in front of your sobbing pussy as the cool air brushed against it, sending shivers down your spine. “atta girl, that’s all i wanted to hear. see what happens when you use your words?” he lectured softly before unsheathing himself inside you, relishing in your plush walls as they welcomed him with earnest.. <333 ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

#GRAHHHHHHHHH #scold me for being such a needy girl leon please #i hate him BAD. sly little fucker #but he gets me every time #leon kennedy #leon kennedy smut #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #resident evil #resident evil smut #resident evil x reader #resident evil x you #cweampier

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spinda #AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky #whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct #ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way #have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby #ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚ #but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in #shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun #i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café #which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing #it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around #and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere #nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately #not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever #their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig #shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!

[girlwiththegreenhat]

what does he mean by this

#sdv #stardew valley #stardew valley 1.6 #liz blogs #YEET THAT FUCKER UP THROUGH THE CEILING. GO RIGHT AHEAD. #GOODBYE YOU LITTLE SHIT