#you live your life baby

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

#jason todd #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Damian Wayne #tim Drake #clark kent #Batman #alfred pennyworth #Bruce: he my little baby #jason: I’m 6’2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted #Bruce: my baby my little son #jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD #jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that #he enjoyed school #most likey hated it when he missed it #and he loves classic literature??? #bros a huge nerd #yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruce’s near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops #jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework

[essektheylyss]

did someone actually hate on your fave? or did they neutrally attribute a trait to them that you've unnecessarily negatively moralized and you hurt own feelings about it? or, perhaps, did you project too hard and now interpret even mild critique or simple acknowledgement of interesting character flaws as an ad hominem attack on yourself?

#like I'm sorry but. as an essek stan. skill issue. #ngl I'm more inclined to block someone going 'essek is baby who has never done anything wrong in his life and he should be exonerated' #than someone going 'essek is a horrible criminal and he should die' #the first is like 'incorrect. even his partner does not hold this opinion.' #the second is like 'depending on your tone it's possible you have a point. let's talk it out and see if you do' #I myself have also had my fave formally executed on occasion. for kicks and angst. 😌 #actually laughing this reminded me of a one-shot post live show that I never finished where caleb and essek basically have this conversatio #I should actually finish and post that #anyway this is not that serious it's just constantly on my mind on this hellsite

[buckttommy]

this isn't a horny post but. has buck even... seen a hard penis before that was not his own? like yeah yeah porn but. that's not really the same is it. not when you're not even looking. not when you don't even know that you want to look. like for all intents and purposes buck is completely virginal here and that's. ummm. that's a lot.

#like. oh. oh he's such a baby. he really is a BABY gay like sweet boy. you know nothing #you are about to get your entire perception of life and your body and your inner being absolutely fucking rearranged #especially the perception of his life like. for 30+ years he has lived in one world and it only took one kiss. one handful of seconds to no #just *change* that world but transport him to a completely different one. #everything is going to be different. from the way he approaches his politics (because it means something different when you're actually #fighting for your OWN rights) and the way he approaches his body like. and that's the real kicker for me is like #buck knows his body. he knows what he likes and this that and the other #but he doesn't actually KNOW his body because he doesn't know ALL the ways that it can feel #and all the ways that it can make HIM feel #he has not yet tasted the way his body can electrify him and render him undone and it's like #it truly is like he's becoming another person #and i know that's cheesy to say but this really is like being born again. #oh my god. i'm actively falling asleep. i don't know if this makes sense. you guys get the picture

[saionjeans]

i love how during nanami’s drive she’s like “touga you gotta listen to me this guy is fucked up i just saw him performing some of the most horrifically unspeakable acts of violence” and akio is like [chuckling smugly] “hmmm….. what you saw….. yes, of course, a child’s mind is clouded by their limited perception….. and yet…. what you think you saw is merely an illusion…… due to solipsism.” and nanami doesn’t even pause to consider it, immediately she’s just like “what the fuck is this evil freak talking about.”

#u #nanami #akio #touga #he can’t trip her up with his fancy words she knows what she saw!!!! #that scene makes my gut churn so bad #like even worse than all the other car scenes #bc nanami is ACTIVELY trying to escape #and they KNOW it and they’re lording it over her???? #the fact that they have all the power to control where she goes and how she lives her life #and when she rejects touga with everything she has #he still lets akio. um. ‘show her the end of the world.’ #touga redemption arc but every time he remembers that evening he cringes so forcefully that he literally dies and now he’s dead because he #took too much psychic damage remembering his own actions. #like he’s also just really embarrassing himself here #trying to act like he’s in on some cosmic joke that nanami doesn’t have access to #NO!!!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL AND YOU ASSAULTED YOUR BABY SISTER. DIE. #anyway. i love you nanami i love you nanami i love you nanami i love you nanami

[dragonzzilla]

The whole "A male is only born to the Gerudo once in a hundred years" presents a fascinating psychological crucible

By accident of birth, you're othered from the rest of your people. There is literally no one else like you. No one alive at least. You are born in the shape and in the shadow of long dead monarchs, Great Men.

But what does it mean to be a man in a society that is otherwise comprised entirely of women (I do not believe in gender essentialism; but I do believe in societal pressures). You are a boy and are constantly reminded of it. A boy without a father, without brothers; and when you become a man, you will never have sons of your own or even nephews. You're a single drop of masculinity in a ocean of mothers, sisters, wives, daughters, nieces; awash in femininity but forever separate from it. You are a man and that makes you king.

Before you're out of swaddling, you're placed on a pedestal. Elevated, in some regards. Afforded the greatest privileges available to your people. But they're not quite your people. However thinly it is presented, there's always going to be a degree of separation from everyone you know and care about. Your otherness is constantly reinforced, celebrated even. You're going to be a king. And you don't get a choice in the matter. You must stand alone, forever.

There are other men in the world, but they are not Gerudo. There are Gerudo, but none of them are men. The only people who could understand your struggle exist only as imperious statues and aspirational legends. They are Gerudo men, just like you, but they're not people anymore. They are kings, conquerors, shapers of history, children of destiny, great men. You are a man and that means you are destined for greatness.

Try not to crack under the pressure.

#legend of zelda #gender thoughts #this doesn't preclude the existence of trans gerudo #and they obviously don't see men as superior to women #look at the way they treat outsiders #being a Gerudo Man though... oh boy (literally) #basically Assigned Leader At Birth #that's a lot of pressure to put on a baby #the reins are put in your hands but you're bound to the cart #also btw even though you're a king among us – that pointy-eared shlub over there lives an easier life than you will ever have #just take pride in the fact that you're a king and Super Special! :D #no wonder Ganondorf is nuts #when your only idols are ghosts

[fourteenthz]

— DOGS ARE LIKE THAT, SO LOYAL

The lord of night, the one eyed demon, and the MAD DOG OF SHIMANO. (insp)

#yakuza #yakuza 0 #goro majima #mine #gamingnetwork #gamingedit #vgedit #dailygaming #userliliana #mrdekarios #yakuzaedit #userlockescoles #yakuza 0 spoilers #useravallachs #userwolfkissed #mikaeled #userdina #rambling now bc EVERYDAY I WAKE UP #and think that he knew his only way out of yakuza was with makoto until she was hurt and then he just concluded there wasnt a way out #aka when he said he could protect her from them until she was like “its not enough. I need them dead” and he kinda just started to accept #imagine you only know 1 way of living until you find a new home. and then the new home isn't safe anymore #so you just think that it must be a you problem and then you go back to your unsafe home from before #what I want to say is that majima always cared. that post. shelter dogs are still dogs. #everything he is and what he becomes is because of the ppl he met along the way and I just LOVE. #*points at the codependent man* MY BABY GIRL. #I put makoto on the first gif at first but I was like wait maybe not. maybe I should lean on the yakuza life. #holding my shoulders like 'not everything is abt majimako' but in my heart it is. #so I decided to be at least a bit more sane and normal abt it anyway. pls look at the insp link majima enjoyers pls. #posting this as a commemorative ill-start-kiwami-today wish me luck

[meownotgood]

I think we need some aki and pregnant y/n NSFW 💞 I feel like he’d be so into it

oh absolutely. aki doesn't bring up how he feels at first, he wants to avoid putting any unnecessary strain on you. right now, you should be resting. but god are you damn near irresistible.

just knowing that you're pregnant with his child makes him feel dizzy. he loves you so much; he wants to pamper you, wants to give you everything you deserve and more. he wants to give you his hands and his mouth and his tongue, and lavish you until you're seeing stars. he can't help the rush of emotion he gets whenever he remembers you're married, how flustered yet excited he is at the thought of starting a family together. and once your stomach starts to swell, he's a total mess. he is especially gentle with you then, but as he peppers you in kisses and places his palms on your stomach, he never shies away from telling you, you're beautiful, and, you have no idea what you do to me.

#and if you tell him you want another baby after your first #he would waste no time #(of course... the logical side of him says you should probably wait until you're settled in) #(but the thoughts he gets in his head whenever you ask him to give you another are..... difficult to control) #the type of guy who gets really turned on when he imagines living a domestic family life with you #normally I'm not into pregnancy stuff but for aki............ for aki...... #I want twenty babies with him #ask mags

[chenouttachen]

it’s been long enough, i think we need to talk about how devastating this is

#i blame the matching bracelets and alan’s smooth moves for letting us skip over this #because this is gut wrenching #jeff my baby boy you deserve the world #you’ve really been out here living your life like that for so long #enough. #pit babe the series #pit babe #alanjeff #alan x jeff

[distressed-bird]

Kalina is the most interesting character to me because of all she has going on…

she is Cassandra’s familiar, she is simultaneously a pet and a friend and a servant and a family to a goddexx that is simultaneously her owner and friend and creator and parent and her god and reason to be—Kalina’s relationship to Cassandra is hard to put a name or label on (since what does being a familiar even mean?) but the bottomline is that this cat loves her deity enough to put everything and everyone on the line for her…

And adding in that she is a child of divorce. So to speak. I am extremely normal and haven’t been driven mad by the detail that baby itty bitty kitty Kalina was at Cassandra’s wedding to Ankarna and is remembered to have been toddling after her as she walked down the aisle…

Kalina will be the death of me /lh

#fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #kalina #oh my god and the fact Kalina was there at that wedding—there at the period of time where Ankarna was alive and still a known god and not #presumed dead… this makes the Sylvairean Heresy even WORSE of a life event for Kalina and Cassandra… #the existence of baby kalina implies that Cassandra *raised* Kalina… and the fact they were married means that Kalina wouldn’t have been #raised by only Cassandra but *also* Ankarna. #you are Kalina and one of your parents just was killed by your uncle—their domains were too alike—and you can never talk about them again. #you can never speak their name—share in their memory—the only place they exist is quietly in your memories that must go unspoken due to #Oblivata Mori. And there’s nothing you can do about it… #And then the followers and clerics of your remaining parent start trying to kill her—being mislead by the followers of your goddexx’ sister #Cassandra is the only family Kalina has left—and Kalina’s sentience leds me to think she agreed to become a Curse #kalina let herself be unmade and changed to keep Cassandra alive… and even as the shell of herself—a familiar once but now a living plague— #is so deeply loyal and only interested in what is to the benefit of her *everything*… even if they are currently a Walking Corpse. #Kalina dislike Kristen so much because Kristen is just not being a good cleric and is in the precarious spot of being Cassandra’s only #follower… but ultimately won’t harm or attack Kristen—killing herself first—because Kristen is the only one keeping Cassandra uncorrupted. #yeah im crazy about the relationship and history between a cat familiar and her witch goddess and the layers of their relationship

[qslimers]

thinking about the sweeping edge glitch tonight. thinking about all the eggs that lost a life to a bug that was never supposed to be that bad, about the fragility and tragedy in the early days and how easy it was to break a bed and shatter the egg in it. how it took so long to realize and by the time they did it was too late

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #slimecicle #juanaflippa #<< implied #always always thinking about 'it wasnt your fault' and slime. ALWAYS. #GOD. early qsmp days you live in my BONES. what if the world we lived in was so new and we didnt know the extent of it. we didnt know #how serious it was. it was a game and a competition and then your child is gone and theres nothing you can do #and everyone else gets a shot at parenthood. all the new people get eggs and all the people who were less prone got their shit together #but theres always a tragedy in your life in the shape of your baby

[crispycostumes]

explaining mór and niall's divorce to a friend like, yeah they got divorced because they had differing opinions on infanticide, no the differing opinion wasn't whether or not to commit infanticide

#the question wasn't 'should we kill a baby?' it was 'can we really do that to declan?' for AT LEAST the first months of ronan's life #yeah niall joins the 'let ronan live bc he's just a baby' camp later #but declan was the only sucker in that camp for a while #like they didn't go with the 'we should kill the eldritch abomination we created with our own hubris' plan #because they didn't want to upset declan who loved ronan #not because baby murder is reprehensible #this is why i feel greywaren doesn't act as a niall redemption thing #bc if your REDEMPTION includes planning baby murder and only treating your son as well as you did because you were afraid of what would #happen if you didn't #i do not think that is redemption #like the new fenian is niall and he fully says 'yeah no we were freaked out about what would happen if /something like that/ felt wronged- #-so we excessively treated him like a part of the family' #i think the book can act as a 'niall explaination' but christ alive not a redemption #niall lynch #mór ó corra #ronan lynch #declan lynch #tdt #greywaren

[gothwizardmagic]

there are so many accidentally gay shows made by and for straight people but red dwarf is really on a whole nother level

#red dwarf #fellas is it gay to spend your entire life with three men and no other company #to share rooms even though you live in a ship the size of a city and vocally fucking hate each others mannerisms #to make clothing with embroidered caricatures of your three space buds and wear it around them #to play strip poker with the guys just for fun #to call each other silly little nicknames at every given opportunity #to say your mpreg roommate should name his baby after you #to dream about doing elaborate song and dance routines together in sparkly little outfits #or snogging the mate you claim to hate while the woman you think is your soulmate is literally two doors away #fellas is it gay for your ultimate despair universe of misery to make you and your bestest ever pal brothers for some reason #fellas what does it say that i could just keep going if i wanted

[pieromachine]

infiltration

#pieromachine #opfanart #lawsan #law x sanji #onepiece #one piece #Sanji one piece #blackleg sanji #law trafalgar #what you gotta do to get to know about your bf daily life #first sanji be like im going to joke on him but then he is there as a shadow making him live another day #taking care of babies who only know to pilot a submarine by some magazine suscription

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

honestly wally is stronger than atlas. if i had to constantly calibrate to the nature of my reality w/ full consciousness i would simply lose my fucking mind

#like babies dont Think while they learn how to exist #imagine straight up spawning fully aware and then everyone else is up to speed but youre standing there like #🧍‍♂️uh. hello. what is everything. what is this. huh???? #LIKE???? i feel so bad for him. dude got dropped right into the middle of the ocean and was told 'learn to swim' #and hes trying. but he doesnt know what drowning is so he cant sink either #i mean i get it at least a little bit! its the Autism Experience but w/ him the dial is cranked up to a thousand #you dont know what you dont know but life goes on like you should. fuck #wally i am mentally beaming you a thousand apples grown in the shape of hearts #i believe in you dude you'll figure it out #well. im probably beaming apples into the past if the time discrepancy is real but yk yk #cause if it is then Current Wally probably has a solid handle on things. from a basic standpoint #in a wider lens i am led to believe that he is Scrabbling #is this speculation??? #i think it counts. #wh speculation #homebogging #whenever i think about the tidbits we know - ex: wally learning about differences in size #internally i start howling. wally is just constantly dealing with things that would drive a person insane if they had to live it #how is he not Exhausted... it's all so much for someone who knows whats going on let alone someone scrambling to catch up #at least the other neighbors dont have to deal with memorizing physics and skills and behavior #and just Literally Everything That Comes With Being Alive #wally is a blank slate left to write itself. #ough. damn. fuck. i think i need to go stare into the woods for a bit...

[panic-in-the-multiverse]

… So I just watched the two episodes of Bad Batch and I… I need some time to process that last episode, not just the content of it but what it means for the future of the last 4 episodes

#well Hunter’s gonna be mad #was lowkey scared for Hunter’s life #omega I love you but please stop with your plans if they put you in danger #I knew crosshairs hand shaking would make something bad happen #to be fair tho he was stacked and the ship had already started ti fly away #Wrecker baby if you’re not fine by the next episode I will personally attack the clone #even if it is tech #btw the clones voice sound like Cody and tech but I don’t think it’s Cody tho #Cody lives somewhere with a somewhat happy life #Hunter baby please don’t do anything stupid next episode #missing Echo tho #can’t we get a happy ending for once #and not just something that looks like defeat on defeat #guess I was right when I said the last few episodes had been the calm before the storm #holly shit there’s only four episodes left #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb hunter #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair

[shirajellyfish]

Things my cat knows

Things my cat knows:

How to tell when I'm reading really good fanfiction (he knows if I get too excited I'll want to take a break to calm down by petting him)

What tears smell like and the fact that he should provide comfort if I'm crying (he sniffs my face to check on me sometimes)

If I'm doing a silly walk, it means I am coming to pet him

How to tell when I'm done reading fanfics in bed and am going to sleep for the night (he recognizes the click of my phone's lock screen)

The meaning of "Bad kitties do not get treats" (Said in the same tone/cadence as Moon's "bad children" voice lines)

The meaning of "No to babies who beg- no, no, no- when the babies beg, we say no no" (Sung to the tune of KK Song yes like from animal crossing)

How to tell when I do and do not want him to get off my chair. He absolutely knows this, I can tell he knows it, he reacts to it. He just does not care. This is his chair now.

#It's probably a good thing I don't have a baby #That poor child would grow up speaking in fnaf memes #Imagine you're like four and your entire life has been robot jester themed #and you have no idea this isn't normal because you are baby #this is just your life and always has been #My cat living in that world right now