#you mcfucking bet

[astrronomemes]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT (PART II): STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from Texts From Last Night. change & alter as needed.

"These cougars are squabbling over my junk, and one of them is offering to pay my tuition."

"Goddamn it, I am no longer putting up with your heterosexuality! I quit!"

"Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duct tape owes me new leg hair."

"How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one of those."

"It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested."

"Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?"

"That's the second time my extensive knowledge of Taylor Swift has gotten me laid."

"Update: I may or may not be in a cult. Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult."

"All I heard was 'I swear it'll be funny', and then we were in jail."

"Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality."

"Sometimes, you've got to crawl to stay conscious."

"Where's the 'chopping someone's balls off' emoji?"

"Just so you know — and I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you — blue raspberry Pop-Tarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones."

"At McDonald's last night, the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, 'YOU MCFUCKED UP'."

"I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozzarella sticks."

"Do you recall asking me to zipline through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?"

"Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?"

"You know how fear has a smell? Well, it turns out that shame has a smell, too. It's pina-colada-flavored anal grease."

"She's 6'2! You bet your ass I slept with her!"

"I do have a moral compass! I can't help it if it only points at penises!"

"Let the record show that I hate your ass."

"He's exactly what I'm looking for: he's got a broken heart, a working penis, and a new boat!"

"Long story short, Grandma needs bail money."

"Please don't ironically join a cult."

#rp meme #roleplay meme #rp starters #roleplay starters #dialogue prompts #rp prompts #roleplay prompts #rp memes #roleplay memes #sentence memes #sentence prompts #sentence starters

[giggly-squiggily]

Betrayal (My Hero Academia)

@intheticklecloset HAPPY BIRTHDAY NYM!!!! or early/belated whenever you get this eajkrjewajr I wish you a day full of good thoughts and wishes friend! Originally I was gonna do some classic ShinDeku, but I know you've been into TodoBaku aswell and thought: "Let's change it up!" I hope you like it and once again Happy Birthday! :D

Summary: Bakugou should have never introduced Todoroki to Stardew Valley.

Bakugou had never felt more betrayed.

“Who the fuck is that?” He asked, glaring at the half-and-half hero lying by his side, hiding a tiny smirk behind his Switch.

“Sebastian. My boyfriend. That’s right- I’m cheating on you.” Todoroki dared to look at his boyfriend, his smirk growing at the shock on the blonde’s face. “Sorry you had to find out this way.”

“S-SEBASTIAN?” The audacity! “To cheat on me- and to cheat with the freaking emo computer nerd!” The explosive hero shook his head, gritting his teeth. “How dare you!”

“Oh I dared.” Todoroki turned his game to Bakugou, pointing at his newly acquired pig. “What should I name him?”

“How about McFucking Cheater Pants?”

“Hm…too long. What about Baconator?”

A wheeze escaped, rattling Bakugou’s ribs. He flattened his lips as he continued glaring. “That was dumb- this game is dumb- SEBASTIAN REALLY?” Right- back on track. “Of all the people you could have cheated on me with- him?”

“What’s wrong with Sebastian?” Todoroki fed his newly acquired pig, letting him join his other animals. “He’s nice.”

“What’s right about him? His name’s Sebastian!” Bakugou huffed, starting to pout as Todoroki  began to fish. “I’d be less offended if you woo’d Elliot.”

“Nah, you’d throw an even bigger tantrum.”

“S-Shut the hell up, Icy Hot!” Bakugou growled, cheeks red. He really shouldn’t have introduced the other to Stardew Valley. If he didn’t need help with some of the materials, this never would have happened. “Tch. Sebastian.”

“Are you jealous?” Todoroki sounded amused- damn him!

“The hell I am! Why bother asking; you’ve got your little emo boy now.” Bakugou huffed and turned around, crossing his arms.

“Oh my god you ARE jealous.” Todoroki was grinning now, Bakugou could hear it in his voice. He felt the bed shift as Todoroki sat up, wrapping his arms around him from behind. “That’s actually really cute.”

“No the hell it’s not! And get off me!” Bakugou squirmed, elbowing the other. “I don’t want cuddles!”

“You sure?” Todoroki asked, smug as he felt Bakugou remain. “Thought so.”

“Hmph.” Bakugou turned his head away, his pout ever present.

“Baku.” Todoroki shook him gently. “Katsuki.”

“....”

Todoroki poked his shoulder. “You can’t ignore me forever, you know.”

“Bet.”

Todoroki poked him again, this time aiming for his ribs. “Come on now- don’t be mad.”

“Gah! D-Don’t!”

Another poke. Followed by another. “Ba-Ku-Gou.”

“Stop that!” Bakugou squirmed with each new jab, once again pressing his lips flat. “I’m mad at you!”

“I want you to be unmad at me.” Todoroki added a few fingers, gently wiggling his nails against his thin black tank. “Give us your blessing for our future wedding.”

“The hehehehell I ahahahaham!” Bakugou grunted, unable to fight down the growing giggle fits climbing up his throat. “I hoohoohhope he divohohohrces you!”

“Rude, and to think we were gonna name the family dog after you.” Todoroki squeezed his waist, making the other spasm. “It was gonna be one of those tiny angry dogs.”

“Fuhuhuhuuhuhck yohohohohohu!” Bakugou wheezed, cackling helplessly as he fell into Todoroki’s chest, prying at the arms squeezing beneath his ribs. “Yohoohohoohohu suhuhuuhuhck ihihihihihiihcy hohohohohohohot!”

“Just say you’re not mad at me anymore.” Todoroki snickered, leaning in and gently kissing behind the other’s ears, making him scrunch up. “Come on- you know you’re not that upset.”

“Kihihihiihiss my ahahahhahahhass-EHHH EHHEAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!” Bakugou nearly screamed when Todoroki began squeezing his hips, slowly descending downward as he tried to escape. This only opened up more tickle spots for Todoroki to try out, effectively trapping him once more. “GEHHEHHEHET OHOHOOHOOOHFF YOHOOOHOHU JEHEHEHHHEHERK!”

“Are you mad at me?” Todoroki asked patiently.

“FUHUUHUUUHCK YEHAHHAHAHHAHAH!”

“Shame. And here I thought we could work it out.” Todoroki tsked before digging his hands into Bakugou’s exposed armpits, making the other scream. “You’re funeral, love.”

“GAAHHAHHAHHH AHEHAHHAHAHHAHA! IHIHIHIIHIIHICY HOHOHOOHOHOOHOHOT!” Bakugou howled, face threatening to flush as red as his boyfriend’s left side. “FIIHIHIHIHINE, FIHIHIHIIHNE YOU WIHIHIHIN!”

“Are you mad at me anymore?” Todoroki asked.

“NOHOHOOHOOHOHO!”

“Are you gonna stop pouting?”

“YEHEHEHEHHEHES!”

“....Are you sure?”

“IIHIHIHIIHIHICY HHOOHOHOHOOHOHOT!”

Todoroki laughed as he pulled his hands back, shaking his head with an amused chuckle as Bakugou curled up on himself. “See? That wasn’t so hard now, was it?”

“Eh…ehehehehe…eehe…s-screw youhhuuhhu.” Bakugou groaned, no real malice in his voice as he climbed back up the bed, flopping down beside the other as Todoroki went back to his farm. After a while, Bakugou reached out for his own Switch, grabbing it and turning on Stardew Valley. “What’s Sebastian’s favorite thing?

“Why?” Todoroki asked, curious.

“Cause if you’re gonna marry him, I’m gonna marry him too. I ain’t losing to some digital E-boy.” Bakugou sounded so serious too. “When I inevitably steal you away, we’re divorcing him. And I’m keeping the dog.”

The room was blessed with the sound of Todoroki laughing, filling Bakugou’s heart with it.

I hope this was good!

#mha/bnha #katsuki bakugou #todoroki shouto #todobaku #Happy birthday friend!!! #Here's to your special day! :D #tickle #tickle fic #fluff #these two make me soft not gonna lie akejarerjkaera

[mugbearerscorner]

So if y'all wanna see submarine shenanigans that are not about rich white men building deathtraps, I highly recommend "The Hunt For Red October".

Bone-chilling undersea action? Check.

Military/political intrigue from the times when stuff with Tom Clancy's name on it was actually good? Check.

Sean Connery portraying a Lithuanian captain of an experimental Soviet Nuclear Sub? Check!

Did I mention it's about an Experimental Soviet Nuclear Sub yet? Check.

An epic soundtrack from the " Starship Troopers" composer Basil Poledouris? Heck yes! Check!!

A star-studded side-cast that includes Sam Neill, Tim Curry, James McFucking Earl Jones, and probably some other names I forgot? You bet your sweet ass, check!

Dumb-ass DSVs made by dumb-ass people? None-existent!

I hope y'all will see my point (but also don't take my rambling 100% seriously) and watch that awesome movie.

One ping only, pleash.

#Mugbearer Blogs #the hunt for Red October #Sean Connery #Sam Neill #Tim Curry #James Earl Jones #Tom Clancy #Movie #Red October #Soviet Submarine #Submarine #Nuclear Submarine

[ezrisdax-archive]

Top 5 Stargate eps, comfort movies, and Canadian foods

stargate eps

Episode 200- ha bet you thought I'd say the time loop episode first but no, even this episode won out ahead. the in jokes, the jokes at other sci fis, the whole set up, the love of it all, when I have really bad days it is my comfort episode out of all comfort episodes honestly, I can't even begin to count how many times I've watched it and every time I cry when quote Issac Asimov at the end, I am a weak person lexi you know this

Window of Opportunity - okay yeah time loop was next, let's be real I am completely predictable but this was the time loop episode that really showed me how fun they could be. like I already loved the concept cause of TNGs one but this one? it's so funny, I've had people who don't even watch stargate watch that one with no context of the characters and still find it funny. and the ending is heart wrenching, what more do you want from a time loop (pst, lexi watch it with me again, now I miss it)

Abyss - I admit I loved Ba'al as a bad guy, he was so much fun for me and the episode introducing him was so weird with Jack haunted by memories not his (what do you mean I'm obsessed with that because of star trek and ezri-) and eternally whenever I chuck a shoe too far accidentally while taking them off I just think of "I just threw my shoe through you" when Jack is talking to Daniel, like c'mon that was so funny

The Fifth Race - I loooooove the introduction of the Asgard so much, not to mention Jack getting the language in his head. once again sometimes my brain just goes "there is nothing cruvus with me!" for no reason because of that episode.

Fragile Balance - I'm just a sucker for a good cloning episode okay, and Jack and the Asgard just don't miss for me! I'm a weak person lexi!!!!!

comfort movies

Star Trek: The Voyage Home - yes it's the one with the whales and time travel, two things I love specifically because of this movie probably. no lie this movie did have me really into whale conservation as a kid though, something that's stuck with me well into later years. but like it's got everything, Spock being sassy to McCoy, McCoy and Scotty off on their own adventure, chase scenes in a hospital with Chekov on the cart like it's fucking looney tunes, time travel, whales, the crew being the crew together! mcfucking love this movie

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - be honest, you knew I'd have this here because we've talked so many times and I've said it's my fave but like...I watched this movie every day for a year as a kid. I made my dad buy back up tapes because I wore it out on VHS. to this day I still have five copies. I want you to know I don't just love this one because Wedge appears the most here. Though that doesn't hurt. It's just about the conclusion of it for me, it does something for me where it gives me hope.

Canadian Bacon - this movie isn't gonna be known to like...anyone. but me and my best friend as a kid watched this movie like every week while we were up at my cottage and it's another movie I can quote by heart. the premise is the americans decide to fake a war on canada to boost the economy though canada doesn't know and this group infiltrate canada and I'm in tears laughing every time at the line "Aboot? it's about! about! we have ways of making you pronounce the letter 'o'" also Alan Alda is there.

Robin Hood Men in Tights - this was a movie I used to watch constantly with my siblings, we loved Mel Brooks movies but this one was the top tier for us for comedy sake and occasionally in the sibling chat we'll still send in jokes about it

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse: I know you didn't love it and me having a spider related thing on here is weird but I just shut my eyes during those points and watch the rest in peace. like this movie was just magical to me, the way it handled the multi-verse and Miles' story and the art and music, it's so good and I have no words to really describe how good it is for me, I just love it.

canadian foods lmao that's so specific but is this because I'm sending you stuff soon?

All Dressed Chips, I cannot believe americans don't have this, you guys love your weird flavours on everything else and you don't have this??? it's like the everything bagel of chips, what is wrong with you guys

Ketchup Chips, I know I know that sounds like it tastes bad but no it doesn't and if you think that get taste

Beaver Tails - tragically the place that used to make them near my place closed down ages ago but I got to have a good one when I was visiting @trillscienceofficer in Alberta this year and that pastry is so good

Smarties - once again not your kind of smarties but chocolate which is NOT like m&ms we use better chocolate

Caramilk bars - while looking things up when I messaged you I found out you guys don't have those and hey??? what the fuck???

#replies in thirty minutes or they're free #counterspelling

[klonoadreams]

From what I remember mako has already met many important characters including 2 future strawhats and a powerful straw hat ally.

Assuming that not too much changes by the time the main story starts. How would these Chracters see mako as meeting her again. Like say meeting a grown up sanji and Law along with th baroque work robin? For me I would at least think sanji and law would be like big brothers to her.

Also any spoilers on who her dad is? Or who mako would be shipped with?

Not much is really different, just that Mako has been alive and in existence for like one more year, making her a year older than what she was originally, but it's also a bit of a mess since like, idk how to tell you, but Shanks is like barely 21 when he has Mako instead of 22, so oop, some things might end up changing, but also god dang, Yassop, you barely knew your own son and now you're just taking care of this rando Shark girl with the others ahahha.

No but seriously, this just means the Red Hair Pirates have Mako longer and that means further disaster because Yassop Daddy experience only goes for like a few months and Mako is half fishman, SO WHOOPS NEW TERRITORY.

So yeah, Robin and Sanji would be ecstatic to see her again, especially since the two of them went their separate ways to pursue their dreams, since Sanji won't get good experience as a cook with Shanks, and Robin, while absolutely delighted to know she is loved and considered important, knows that she has to leave the nest because she can't do what she wants with them and try as they may, they can't help coddling her a bit because Robin mcfucking did not have a good childhood, cmere, you get a hug.

Meanwhile Law would just be happy to see his friend again after so long, to the one person that taught him, alongside Robin, that even monsters deserve to live.

Seeing her thriving and also throwing a wrench in the world government's agenda by just casual exposing cover-ups in order to let the truth shine through....yeah, he’s happy to see her. Genuinely, no joke or nothing. Especially Robin and Sanji, though how the turn tables. He would've thought Mako would've been her own captain to a crew, but nah, she's content letting Luffy do it while being the resident lifeguard cuz she can swim. And also fish. :V

Her dad isn't actually anyone we know but an OC, like a rando mako shark fishman who effectively got picked out of the bunch to pair up with a Kuja Pirate who wasn't exactly considered a good wife for a Celestial Dragon (aka, dude was sterile, or at the very least got poor kid making skills), so curiosity plus pettiness and a bet equals Mako into the mix. Which is very bad.

That said, Mako's bio dad is related to some existing characters. And I will say this, Arlong won't exactly take to well to ever seeing her, because she serves as a constant reminder in a cog to a tragedy.

(Hint: it involves Koala going home - you can figure it out there, but yeah, Mako's uncle is pretty famous :V)

(He also had a hand in how Mako's mother was able to escape and while Mama was hoping to go back to Amazon Lily, she at least was in a safe place amongst Shanks crew when she gave birth to Mako)

Originally, i didn't have romance in mind, but honestly, I'm at a whatever happens, happens, because Mako's circumstances are so unique and complicated, that her situation allows her complexity, given how 17 seems to be the age at which people are considered adults or at least allowed to drink, and being a pirate just adds to it, mixed in with being someone who has a bounty.

Romance isn't off the table for her, so keep an eye out for it. Dont expect anytjing until after the time skip tho, she’s a little like Luffy in that it's the last thing on her mind lmao.

But also she's got a storm coming her way come Whole Cake Island because Big Mom wants Shanks's daughter for connections so...

Lucky son Katakuri got picked by my friends, so that's gonna be a "bruh wtf"

Aka, we got two weddings to crash. Except Mako isn't getting killed, but she still wants out of it, nope nope nope

Anyways wedding dress mako kicking ass. :V

#ask #one piece #one piece (oc) #mako (oc) #gone fishing (fanfic) #feel free to ask about mako

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

(fake anon hate or whatever)

hey there buddy chum pal frendo. If you keep posting about racetrack higgins I’ll need to snap your mcfucking neck. and that would be a lah dee dah dah dah. i Will need to kick your head. are you even italian. and onto that twink boy noel gruber. how’s about he stop being a gay boy toy twink and try to play some FOOTBALL!! l+ratio+no bitches+fatherless+theatre kid+keep yourself safe

WHEN I TELL YOU I CRIED LAUGHING AT THIS💀💀💀

oh yeah, punk? square up, you aint allthat i bet. ill post about racetrack futhermucking higgins all i gotdamn want to

and what are you gonna do about it, pussyboy??? huh???👹

i dont actually know if im italian. i look extremely italian and i look exactly like both my dad and grandfather, so maybe im italian? we always said our family's french cus theres a town in france that is the same as our last name but im not entirely sure if thats true

and if i am????? succhiami le nocci bud >:)

being a twink is noels entire personality, you want him to not have a personality? ok🤨 bit messed up, innit?

L+ratio+i wish i was fatherless+yeah what abt me being a theater kid im proud of it. ILL FUKICNG DO A JAZZ SQUARE AT YOU HO DONT TRY ME+these fists are rated E for everyone so i think im good on that front<3

#eel gets asks! #LMFAAAOOOO #why do i get the feeling this is pop? correct me if im wrong lmao it just seems like the kind of insults pop would use

[jade-eclipse-li]

Are you proud of us?

Of course.

You bet.

For what???

Don’t go poking at it.

Can you fly this plane and land it?

I don’t know, flying this plane was pretty easy, can we just crash land it?

We’re gonna die!

In the ocean to reduce the landing impact!

This is the fastest I’ve seen your dad run.

This is the only time I’ve seen him run.

I HAVE THREE YOUNGER SIBLINGS AND IT’S SKILLED I’M SCHOOLS AND EVERYTHING I PRACTICE,

AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE STRESS AND KNOWLEGGE I POSSESS,

YOU MCFUCKING NOBODY.

Do you have an ulcer?

I take care my own health so my parents don’t need to worry about, of course i don’t.

I’m the witness of my youngest sister’s attempts to frame her crimes onto my younger brother

For some reasom as the oldest child i am invisble to human eyes as if a shadow in the corner

Mind you i am huge and tall in size for my age but somehow i don’t exist

Story time

My youngest was eavesdropping on my parents’ conversations

Of course as any six years old her cover was blown

Then she ran off in the corridor and knocked on my brother room’s door

With someone knocking on the door, my brother went to check who knocked

And my mother just happened to open her door to see which one of her kids was eavesdropping

Was about to blame it on my younger brother

Probably grounded for a week or two even months

Then i, as the oldest sibling and child, witnessed what happened, told the truth

My youngest sister was rightfully grounded

That was like that scene from Little Sheldon except justice got served

And the siblings role changed

#incorrect quotes #family memes #memes #funny memes #incorrect qoute #daily memes #jade/eclipse

[thequietmanno1]

Thelreads, Vigilantes 85, Replies Part 1

1) “And thus, we start a new era of vigilantes! The queen hast fallen, and McBee got McFucked, his plans were thrown into the trash, and he swore revenge. Koichi is in a big pickle. Oh this arc has a lot of potential- famous words said before a disaster, I know, but I still keep my hope! At least we won`t have Fires georg here to be annoying.”- Not unless you count his appearing in a tv for a scene or two anyway. 2) “IT`S PHELPS

NICE SEEING YOU HERE MY MAN, WHY THE SUIT, YOU GOING TO YOUR SISTER`S WEDDING OR SOMETHING?”- He needs the suit because it’s time for  MHA Law & Order: Special Quirks Unit. 3) “Oh, they got the bastards? That`s unexpected, they technically didn`t do anything, there`s no evidence they helped koichi, besides the giant net to break his fall.”- I mean, they could technically hold them in custody, but honestly, it’d be a waste of their time and resources, especially sicne they’ve got the means to sic Makoto on Phelps via Koichi if needed.

4) “Now Puto that was the most suspicious bullshit you could have said, but honestly that is more believable than what the other guy said.

Jesus, it seems you guys at least bothered to agree on a single story.“- You just know that Soga had them all agree on the cover story, but Tochi just had a massive case of stage fright and fumbled his lines. 5) “Now, how far do your “knowledge” about her not being a typical villain goes, I wonder…”- They at least have physical evidence that there was something fucking around in her brain and altering her cognitive processes, but that’s something that would have to be saved for a court of law, and Nomura and AFO aren’t planning on letting things progress that far 6) “And after that she fell into a coma, we aren`t sure when she`ll wake up.”-

7) “That sigh better be about postal workers on strike, because if she does have amnesia or is in a coma I`m going to fucking lose my shit.”- ….Cough. 8) “Oh jesus, is that an hospital or a prison? Did they brought Pop to fucking Tartarus or something?”- High-security hospital wing, but honestly, with the kinds of powerful Quirks naturally embedded into people’s bodies, taking extra precautions and security measures isn’t that bad an idea – not even counting aberrations like Nomura who have multiple abilities through surgical experimentation and can sneak a bunch of assassination tools in under the radar, like exploding fists. 9) “IT`S MOM☆STEP AGAIN

HOLY SHIT, SHE IS INDEED ALIVE

and no sight of DAD☆STEP, I wonder where he is.”- Chugging beers with Izuku’s dad, would be my guess. 10) “Oh, this is interesting. How is she now? Did the Bee affect her personality and made her permanently unhinged? She was pumped full of trigger pretty much all the time, there`s no way that hasn`t given her a few lingering side effects.”- Pop not only needed immediate surgery, but also immediate protection, especially with Nomura’s declaration of war fresh on Koichi’s mind. They wanted her stabilised, but also put in a position where It wouldn’t be easy for Nomura to reach her and make Pop have a ‘tragic accident’ during the surgery. 11) “Phelps please, you know where your brother-in-law is, don`t be stupid, you don`t think he`s at home right now? I bet he didn`t even went to that secret warehouse, he`s probably on his bed as we speak.”-  He’s presently training himself for playing Sniper Elite, IRL version 12) “Yeah, no need to bullshit him with things like “I don`t know who you`re talking about”, he knows he was involved, he always is, especially when it comes to Pop.

Being direct here is the best option, Koichi is busy hunting his hunter.”- It might be the worst possible spokesperson, but Soga is making the good points to be made about the vigilantes’ involvement in this case right now. 13) “For fuck`s sake Phelps, don`t get started with that crap, you let him run around doing as he pleases for two years, you know he is innocent, and if you really wanted to talk to him you`d ask your sister for his number.”- One way I see this is Phelps being concerned for Koichi’s well-being, wanting to have him in police custody so he doesn’t put himself in harm’s way between a dangerous unknown villain and the efforts of the police and the heroes to counteract this threat. 14) “The Muscle, yeah I agree.

Because he surely as fuck ain`t the brains.”- Also a nice acknowledgement that Koichi has now far outstripped the trio he initially struggled to fight against in chapter 1, and is now capable of being an independent vigilante on the streets if he needed to, present crisis notwithstanding. 15) “What? Like, four heroes? Five at most? Phelps, you are talking like Koichi personally threw a bus full of orphans into a volcano, chill dude.

Also, now we suddenly have a body count for Pop`s acts? Suddenly it wasn`t just a bunch of harmed civilians, now she actually killed someone? How convenient.”- I think Phelps was trying to guilt-trip Soga into giving up Koichi location by implying the damage done was far more deadly and serious than we’ve witnessed, only for it to fall flat because Soga’s unphased by that accusation and instead deftly turns it around on him. 16) “I do agree but shut the fuck up Soga, go talk like that to him when you survive a pointblank shot with a rubber bullet.”- Soga speaks truth, which is a good thing, but then again, it’s Soga speaking the blunt truth, which is bad. 17) “Yeah it was him, as we can see by Phelps` pissed-off face.

But I`m still surprised that they haven`t actually met, I would think that taking over Knuckle`s operation would require him to establish contact with his old assets, just to make sure they are okay with him when he needs their help.”- I’m guessing Soga’s distrust of the authorities extended to even the contacts Knuckle had on the inside, not to mention Tanuma’s department wasn’t directly linked to pop’s villain assault at the time, so he wasn’t a way ‘in’ for them during that situation. 18) “yeah yeah, get a room you two, we are here for business, just let him go already since  you don`t have anything on him.”- I have to wonder what Soga’s future is after all this; if he’ll step into the role of a younger vigilante Knuckles for good or if he’ll wind up doing something else instead. 19) “Oh we`re gonna use some metaphor now, I see.

But you know Knuckles, there wouldn`t be holes in your socks if you didn`t bought cheap-ass socks.”- He needed to save up for all the back-alley drugs, equipment and improvised weaponry he bought instead.

20) “tthe fuck kinda metaphor was that knuckles my guy”- I dunno, it does kinda make sense. People ignore the need to replace what they already have if they can cover up the ‘holes’ or imperfections in the current possession so it all looks fine at a glance, but that doesn’t chance the fact that there’s still a hole there and it’s continually getting worse and worse underneath from all the wear and strain until you start getting a new hole torn into the cover-up…and there’s only so many socks you can wear before you need to face the root of the problem head-on.

@thelreads

#bnha vigilantes #bnha #thelreads #chapter replies #my hero academia #vigilantes 85

[t0yearnf0r]

I love being validated by the Yoda bot

You bet it mcfucking is. If ANYONE storms my mcplace of employment I will just mcleave

[multi-fandom-freak0221]

You Killed Me, but I Survived and Now I'm Coming Alive

Hey guys. It's been a minute. My job have been kicking my ass. I quit one of them a few months back cause 16-18 hour days were kicking my ass. But my dad died of Covid 1/20/21, on my older sisters birthday and month before my 20th birthday. I am half a country away from him and I won't be going to see the rest of them, but I do have 3 paid days bereavement and while I'm trying to distract myself I decided to try and finish this part. Your feedback motivates me so much. This part was the part I've been waiting for. The whole reason I created this fic. Like for real I had like maybe one sentence summaries planned for the other two parts in my head but this part played out like a full movie in my head down to the last details. This one will probably be the longest. It also has like 3 songs in it because it's the concert/gala scene hopefully I'll be able to cut it down some because i won't need descriptions between every lyrics but who knows. C'est la Vie. Anyways this will be the official last part, but I do already have one for sure bonus planned and a possible bonus that I might do if enough people want it.

This part's title is from "Miss Moving On" by Fifth Harmony. And this part includes the songs "Sorry (I'm not Sorry)" by Demi Lovato, "Home" by Philip Phillips, and "Symphony" by Clean Bandit ft . (Which for me is like a fucking poly anthem. I'm mean a symphony is a perfect metaphor for a healthy poly relationship! I mean it is a lovely way of asking to join into a poly group! Anywho I'm ranting and projecting. Ignore me.)

This is Part 3 of my fic based on @maiisdaddy 's Love of Three.

Tagging list:

@thestressmademedoit @colorfulmongerpsychicranch @lizziejay @indecisive-mess-named-me @captainmac6 @luveverything12 @kris-pines04 @brokenwordsarehard2 @roselynfey @mewwitch @stainedglassm

Part 1 Part 2

Marinette was ecstatic. She was extremely proud of all that she had accomplished in the 6 or 7 seven months since she left Damian. She became a singing sensation and recorded a whole album that would be releasing soon. She spent time healing and hanging out with her friends and pseudo family. Hell she even created outfits for herself and all her friends for the album release/identity reveal gala her Uncle Tony decided to throw for. Not that other guest knew that what this gala was for. Uncle Tony had picked the next closest international holiday and claimed it was a charity gala in honor of said holiday. While he may mot have been being entirely truthful there is never a bad reason to give to charity so she wasn't going to dwell on it.

She could truly say she totally over Damian. She even had Adrien take the ring back to her old apartment for her. She was not worried about him anymore. She had more important matters to attend to. Like the 3 boys who stole her heart while helping her piece it back together. Which she would say was great timing because she was sure Bruce Wayne would be at this gala. She guesses it was some kind of billionaire/millionaire code to never miss a charity event hosted by a fellow billionaires/millionaires.

Either way it was for the best because as soon as Uncle Tony had suggested a gala to reveal at, she had Uncle Jagged help her with two songs that she kept secret from everyone. One to show her appreciate for all her family and friend's support for her and one to confess to the 3 boys who loved her when she felt unlovable. She was going to preform these song for her friends in front of a lot of influential people but she wasn't even nervous. Not even when Alix told her that the gala was to be live streamed. No she was just excited and happy to let her friends know how she was feeling.

The gala was in full swing. All the guests who were coming were already there by the time Marinette and everyone else she came with arrived. She was talking with Chloe, Kagami, and Alix when she decided to grab herself a drink. She was walking to the refreshments table when accidentally bumped in someone's back slightly. "Oh! I'm sorry, sir."

The man then turned around to reveal to be Bruce Wayne himself. "Marinette! I'm surprised to see you. Damian said you were feeling too sick to attend."

Marinette wanted to scowl, but she managed keep her face neutral. She knew there were reporters swarming here and she did not want to make a spectacle. "I'm sure he did. Now if you'll excuse me, Mr. Wayne I was on my way to get a drink." She didn't even get a chance to leave Bruce in confusion from her statement. No sooner than she took a step to leave did Dick walk up to her.

Dick smiled at her as he greeted her kindly. "Sunshine! It's been a while. I thought Damian said you were under the weather?" As he moved in to hug her she sidestepped out of his reach.

Once upon a time she loved Dick's hugs, but now it would just feel fake. "I'm sure your brother has said many thing about my lack of attendance to many social gatherings. Unfortunately those claims were false as Damian has not been privy to my whereabouts in months. Now if you please excuse me."

She went to walk away again, but she guesses Dick's interference was enough time for Bruce get over his shock because he blocked her path again. "What are you talking about Marinette?" Marinette resisted the urge to roll her eyes.

"Mr. Wayne it has been nice talking with you but this really is a conversation for another time." Marinette sighs. She was trying to be civil. She was sure there were reporters everywhere waiting for the big scoop. She wanted that to be her reveal not her past relationship with an asshole. "Besides this is probably something you'd need to talk to Damian about."

"Talk to me, about what?" There is no God, she was convinced. The sigh that left her mouth was long and full of suffering as she turned around with a clearly fake smile. Facing her now was Damian himself with Tim and Jason behind him. Damian was clearly extremely shocked to she her, but he played it off quickly. "Angel I thought you weren't feeling well. Why didn't you tell me you changed your mind? You could have came with us."

Marinette ducked out of Damian's reach, barely restraining from stomping on his foot with her heels, as he tried to kiss her. "Do not call me Angel. And don't you dare even try to kiss me, Wayne."

Before Marinette could lose her temper anymore Luka came and wrapped an arm around her shoulder. "Everything okay, Melody?" Marinette took some calming breaths as she attempted to regain her composure.

While she was trying to calm down, it seemed the Wayne family was getting worked up. "And who is this, Marinette?" Bruce asked accusingly.

Marinette looked at the family in front of her in disbelief. "You all met Luka. He's my best friend. Signed under Jagged. In a committed relationship with two of my other best friends, Kagami and Adrien." She shook her head as the all held sheepish expression for assuming the worst. "Not that who I'm with is any of your business anyways."

Before any of them could question to her statement, Felix comes to her other side and whispers into her ear. "Do you want me to call security?" She didn't even get a chance to respond before she heard Dick gasp, scandalized.

"Marinette!! Are you cheating on Damian?" Dick exclaimed. At this point Marinette knew they were drawing a crowd she was trying to keep everyone's dignity intact, even though her reputation wasn't the one at stake.

"Mr. Wayne I once again implore you that we have this conversation in a more private setting." Marinette spoke calmly, but through gritted teeth. She was on her nerve.

Bruce crossed his arm and spoke loudly drawing more attention to them. "No. I demand you explain to me at once why you are here with another man when you are supposed to be marrying my son. Was this all some kind of ruse to go after the Wayne Fortune?" Her jaw dropped. She knew it did but she couldn't stop herself from the shock. The sheer audacity of this family before her. She quickly shut her mouth as her eyes narrowed into a deadly glare. Her Ladybug glare. The Wayne family would never admit it but an involuntary shiver went down their spines at the sight of it.

She knew her friends had gathered behind her at this point and see could see the reporters pushing past each other to get the scoop. Vicki Vale was the closest one. In the corner of her eye she saw the camera that was set up for the livestream as well.

Marinette face finally settled on a look mixed with anger and mischief. "Oh? So want to cause a scene, Mr. Wayne? Well how about I put on a show?" She continued to stare Bruce in the eye as she spoke to one of her, "Chloe, can you tell Jagged that I'll be opening with Sorry. The rest of the show will go as planned." Chloe smiled wickedly before going to do asked.

The Wayne family began to smirk when they heard her say sorry, but whatever they began to feel was quickly shut down as she spoke to them again. "Let's get this straight, Mr. Wayne. I am not cheating on Damian and I never once desired to a part of your family's fortune. It was foolish of me to even once want to be a part of your family but I quickly learned better. I would not want to even look at the money that is connected to your family's name if the requirement was to be even cordial with Damian, let alone married to him."

She then towards the crowd the surrounding them. "If everyone would please take their seats facing the stage the show is about to to begin." Without a second thought Marinette headed towards the stage while the rest of her friends took their seats. Some one who was in the staff working tonight led the Wayne family to seats right in front of the stage. Soon everyone was seated and Marinette was standing center stage with a microphone.

Marinette smiled brightly at the crowd. "Thank you all for coming. I'm sure you all know me as Marinette Dupain-Cheng, pseudo niece of Tony Stark and Jagged Stone, and for some of you ex-fiance of Damian, but for others you still current fiance of Damian Wayne. Well I hate to inform that some of you are wrong. Anyways I'm sure your wondering why I'm up here. Well Uncle Tony promised a surprise musical guest so I'd like to reintroduce myself to all of as Neon Titanium! I'm going to be preforming a few songs for you tonight from my new album about to release but before that I decided I should clear the air. Let me start by saying it has been about 7 months since I broke off my engagement to Damian Wanye. While most of you know I chose to kept the reason of said break up private, someone here tonight decided that they were entitled to the reason to being told to them, very publicly. And who am I to deny such a request?" There was a false sincerity to her final sentence that seemed almost menacing.

In the front you can see the paling faces of many of the Wayne men as Tim is on his phone. He finally pulls up Marinette interview that was released prior to Damian announcement. "Damian, what the hell did you do?" Tim voice was barely above a whisper but they all heard it.

Marinette continued on quite content to the situation before her. "Well here's the truth. Damian did the unforgivable. He repeatedly cheated on me while emotionally abusing me and gaslighting me.

"He kept me from seeing everyone I cared about and his own family, claiming it was for my own safety and called me selfish for wanting to leave the apartment he kept me locked in. And while at first he seemed to actually be concerned my wellbeing, over time he stopped caring.

"He became distant, turning back into the Ice Prince you all knew him to be. He would lie about why I wouldn't leave the apartment constantly while still leaving me alone in the apartment constantly. Then he started getting late night calls from "work" to the point I would barely see him. I overheard one of these calls once. I heard him telling who ever was on the other side of the phone that I had no clue and to be waiting for him naked. But I stayed hopeful. I thought I could fix things. But he got worse.

"He was slept with the one person who made it their life goal to take everything from me. Even before I moved to Gotham, this girl hated me and she took all of the people who I thought were my friends and turned them against me. My true friends stayed and knew the truth but it still hurt. And Damien knew this. I told him all about this girl abd how she hurt me. Yet he still slept with her.

"The girl knew I was Damien's fiance. Somehow she got my number and sent me a picture of her in bed with Damian, both of them naked. I'm not going to lie I broke down when I saw that. Before her I could play ignorant and act like I didn't know what he was doing. But this? This was impossible for me to ignore. He cared so little about me that he slept with the one person who do whatever it takes to hurt me. I left that same night with only the things that were mine. Everything I bought came with and everything he bought me stayed. Including the cell phone he bought me when I moved in with him. The only thing that wasn't mine that came with was the engagement ring because I couldn't bring myself to truly accept the truth that it was over yet. I later on had it returned because I remember Mr. Wayne saying it belonged to his mother, though I'm guessing Damian didn't notice."

Marinette saw Bruce whip his head towards Damian who shrunk in on himself.

"Oops. Guess it wasn't noticed indeed. Anyways. For the last 7 months I have been living in Stark Towers with my Uncle Tony, healing with some of my closest friends helping me. And after some convincing working on an album with Luka and my Uncle Jagged. I will preforming a few of those songs for the gala tonight and they will also be live streamed for those who paid for virtual tickets. My album will be released in the next following week." Marinette took a deep breath as she prepared for her first song.

"Originally I planned to open with a different song tonight but after this impromptu info dump, I thought only fair to follow it with the song I wrote dedicated to Damian. I like to call this one Sorry" As Marinette finished the music started playing over the speakers. Soon she was singing passionately.

Now I'm out here looking like revenge

Feelin' like a ten, the best I ever been

And yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this,

But it gets worse (wait a minute)

She pointed to Damian while rolling her eyes.

Now you're out here looking like regret

Ain't too proud to beg, second chance you'll never get

And yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this

But it gets worse (wait a minute)

She took the mic off it's stand as she walked along the front of the stage.

Now payback is a bad bitch

And baby, I'm the baddest

You fuckin' with a savage

Can't have this, can't have this (ah)

And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Being so bad got me feelin' so good

Showing you up like I knew that I would

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Feeling inspired 'cause the tables have turned

Yeah, I'm on fire and I know that it burns

Baby, fineness is the way to kill

Marinette gestured to herself from head to toe.

Tell me how it feel, bet it's such a bitter pill

And yeah, I know you thought you had bigger, better things

Bet right now this stings (wait a minute)

'Cause the grass is greener under me

Bright as Technicolor, I can tell that you can see

And yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this

But it gets worse (wait a minute)

By this point Chloe, Kagami, and Adrien had got up and started dancing along to the song.

Now payback is a bad bitch

And baby, I'm the baddest

You fuckin' with a savage

Can't have this, can't have this (ah)

And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Being so bad got me feelin' so good

Showing you up like I knew that I would

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Feeling inspired 'cause the tables have turned

Yeah, I'm on fire and I know that it burns

Marinette waved to her 3 friends to join on stage for the next part.

Talk that talk, baby

Better walk, better walk that walk, baby

If you talk, if you talk that talk, baby

Everyone was clapping to the beat while Marinette pranced across the stage, except for the Wayne family.

Better walk, better walk that walk, baby

Oh yeah Talk that talk, baby

Better walk, better walk that walk, baby

If you talk, if you talk that talk, baby

Better walk, better walk that walk, baby (oh yeah)

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Being so bad got me feelin' so good

Showing you up like I knew that I would

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

Feeling inspired 'cause the tables have turned

Yeah, I'm on fire and I know that it burns

As the song came to a close, there was a roar of applause as her friends went back to her table.

Marinette did a little half bow. "Thank you. Thank you."

She wait till it was quiet again as she returned the mic to the stand. "Now as you can all see I'm doing much better now and I'm happy without him, but if it wasn't for the support system I have I never would have made it to where I am. My parents are in France so in my time of need I turned to my family who was close. My uncles Jagged and Tony, and my aunts Penny and Pepper. They're wonderful and they have always been there for me when I need them. And also my friends, both old and new have stood by me through all of this and helped me come out stronger. So this next song was a surprise gift for them."

Jagged had grabbed an acoustic guitar and was playing her in sitting in the background of her as a projection shined on the wall behind her, showing pictures of her with her friends and her uncles and aunts.

Hold on, to me as we go

As we roll down this unfamiliar road

And although this wave is stringing us along

Just know you're not alone

'Cause I'm going to make this place your home

Settle down, it'll all be clear

Don't pay no mind to the demons

They fill you with fear

The trouble it might drag you down

If you get lost, you can always be found

Just know you're not alone

'Cause I'm going to make this place your home

She took the mic off the stand again as she walk off the stage to her friends and family in the crowd giving the hugs as vocalized along with music.

On the screen was several pictures she found. She put together the slideshow herself. There was a picture of herself crying in the midst of group hug while the people around her comforted. Another was her and all her friends playing in the pool. There was one where they had an impromptu free-for-all dodgeball game and she had won. She was laughing as the guys lifted her into and the girls were all cheering around her.

She made her way back to the stage after the final hug.

Settle down, it'll all be clear

Don't pay no mind to the demons

They fill you with fear

The trouble it might drag you down

If you get lost, you can always be found

Just know you're not alone

'Cause I'm going to make this place your home

She smiled as projector turned off and the crowd applauded again. "Thank you all. But truly thank you to my friends and family for helping and supporting me."

She waited till it was quiet once more before speaking again. "All those who love me have done so much for me, but right now I wanna talk about 3 very special people."

She smiled softly as she looked over to where Peter, Felix, and Jon were sitting. "These 3 boys did so much for me even though they were the ones who knew me the shortest. They've been kind and patient and understanding with me. They all started to love me when I felt my most unlovable. And soon they found a love in each other as well. The best part is even after loving each other they offered to include me in their love as well, whenever I was ready. They gave me their friendship unconditionally no matter what my answer came to be and never rushed me for an answer ever. So Jon, Felix, and Peter this song is for you."

She saw the Wayne family's eyes widen, but she paid them no mind as she started singing.

I've been hearing symphonies

Before all I heard was silence

A rhapsody for you and me

And every melody is timeless

Life was stringing me along

Then you came and you cut me loose

Was solo singing on my own

Now I can't find the key without you

And now your song is on repeat

And I'm dancin' on to your heartbeat

And when you're gone, I feel incomplete

So if you want the truth

I just wanna be part of your symphony

Will you hold me tight and not let go?

Symphony

Like a love song on the radio

Will you hold me tight and not let go?

I'm sorry if it's all too much

Every day you're here, I'm healing

And I was runnin' out of luck

I never thought I'd find this feeling

At this point Marinette had walked down the stage grabbed Jon's hand and led him back to the stage dancing.

'Cause I've been hearing symphonies

Before all I heard was silence

A rhapsody for you and me

(A rhapsody for you and me)

And every melody is timeless

She repeated the process with Felix as Jon danced nervously danced on stage.

And now your song is on repeat

And I'm dancin' on to your heartbeat

And when you're gone, I feel incomplete

So if you want the truth

She left Felix and Jon dancing together as she brought Peter back to the stage with her. She continued to dance with him as she sang.

I just wanna be part of your symphony

Will you hold me tight and not let go?

Symphony

Like a love song on the radio

Will you hold me tight and not let go?

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah ah, ah

She smiled as Peter dipped her before bring her back up and handing her off to Felix.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah ah, ah

Felix twirled her, letting her dress flare, as she spun right in to join awaiting arms where he lifted her into the air.

And now your song is on repeat

And I'm dancin' on to your heartbeat

He slowly set her down and she turned until her back is against his chest. His hand are on hips as they sway gently.

And when you're gone, I feel incomplete

So if you want the truth

Peter and Felix were mimicking her position with Jon in front of her and she put an arm around Peter's neck while the other still held the microphone.

(Oh, oh, oh)

I just wanna be part of your symphony

Will you hold me tight and not let go?

Symphony

Like a love song on the radio

Symphony

Will you hold me tight and not let go?

Symphony

Like a love song on the radio

Will you hold me tight and not let go?

This time as she finished singing the crowd was silent as she looked at the 3 boys who held her heart. "Jon. Felix. Peter. You guys are some of the best people to ever walk into my life. I want nothing more than to be with you 3. So if you are still willing, will you do me the honor of calling me your girlfriend?"

She looked hopeful as the silence filled her ears. It felt like hours, even though it was definitely seconds, before she heard them all say yes.

Cheers erupted as Peter kissed her and Jon and Felix kissed each other over the former two's heads. She then turned kissed Jon as Peter kissed Felix, before kissing Felix as Jon kissed Peter. She grinning wildly when the all finally pulled away from each other.

She raised the mic to her lips as she closed out. "Thank you all for being here for my reveal/debut! I got one more song that I'll be preforming at the end of the gala, so y'all have fun and mingle. Once again, this is Marinette Dupain-Cheng aka Neon Titanium, I'm glad you enjoyed the show!"

She winked at Bruce on her last word as she walked off the stage with the loves of her life to where her family and friends were waiting for her.

Her and her boys (and Kwami does she love that -Her boys) were in the midst of getting congratulations when she heard someone clear their throat behind her. Bruce Wayne stood as tall as ever though he refused to meet any of her group's eyes.

"Ms. Dupain-Cheng, I apologize for my early behavior tonight, I was missing the whole story." He voice was steady but some shame shone through. His boys were behind him all of them also looking sheepish except Damian who was glaring at her new loves Jon in particular.

Marinette rolled her eyes. "You know as well as I do that the media are sharks, and events like these are a feeding frenzy for them. I tried my hardest to keep all of our reputations intact tonight, a lot harder than I should have since I had nothing to hide since I was the victim here. Yet, you in no regards of the truth, attempted to smear me with no hesitation. Personally the rest of you did nothing to me so I had no ill will towards you, but you forced my hand. The results of today are direct consequences of your own actions."

Before anyone else could speak up Damian did. "Kent," He nearly growled. "Why didn't you inform me as soon as you knew she was gone. As my best friend you should have informed me immediately!"

Jon answered lowly in a dark tone no had ever heard him use before. "My father tried to warn you father, Wayne, but when questioned you just dug your own grave deeper. Besides as my father explained to me it is not our job to make sure you two are aware of the going ons of your own household. Also you lost the right to be my best friend when you decided to be so cruel to the person you were supposed to love and then lie when confronted about it."

Marinette scoffed. "I figured when you finally noticed I was gone you'd assume I was off throwing a temper tantrum in hiding somewhere and that I'd come back. The fact that you weren't even worried about me in all that time I was missing is really telling."

Bruce glared Damian down from respond as his brothers held him back. "I just have one more question before we rightfully leave you alone. You said you had the ring return? Where could it possibly be?"

Marinette shrugged. "I had Adrien return it a couple months ago. Damian was fucking some girl in his apartment when Adrien walked in and he didn't even notice him set it on the dresser. I believe heard on the grapevine someone named Lila is claim she's Damian's true love and he had to keep up our engagement for appearances. She also claimed he proposed to her with a Wayne family heirloom until he get away from me. I guess maybe next time Damian should pay better attention to his house guests." She giggled sarcastically afterwards.

Bruce frowned as he nodded. "I see. I'll leave you all alone now. Have a wonderful evening, and congratulations." As he led his family away Marinette could hear whispered yelling but could make out a few phrases like "PR Nightmare", "priceless heirloom", "huge mistake", and even "major fuck up".

As soon as they were out of hearing range Marinette started laughing, causing everyone around her to laugh too. She finally calmed down eventually but her large smile never went away. This is the happiest and the most free she's felt in the long time.

#maribat salt #marijon #maribat #marivenger #felinette #spideybug #OT4 #me????projecting onto characters????? It's more likely than you think #honestly at this point #yall should clearly see i got issuses #also the wayne family gets burned!!!!! #mari might forgive most of them #but Bruce and Damian are dead to her #bamf marinette #she takes no shit #am i projecting my poly ass? #you mcfucking bet #she got no time for assholes #neon titanium

[babblable]

Touch my mouth

and hold my tongue,

I'll never be your chosen one.

#conductor ahit #ahit conductor #the conductor #conductor #conductor a hat in time #a hat in time conductor #an idea I've had since listening to a certain song #you bet your ass I'm gonna make a comic/animatic soon to this mcfucking song #prince!conductor #he's holding his hand out for someone to take at a courting ball #but he does NOT want any part of this #leeym draws

[bat-anon]

Another thing I absolutely adore about Batty is that his design is ACTUALLY ANATOMICALLY CORRECT. Like if you look at other bat characters they'll usually give them little hands at the end of their arms without realizing that the little claw is a THUMB. Thank you, FernGully Crew, for actually understanding Bat Anatomy.

#I’m a details person #If you give your bat an entire HAND for their THUMB you can mcfucking bet I’m gonna see it #Batty Koda #Batty #FernGully #FernGully the Last Rainforest

[defencelesslou]

you have no real friends on here, why would anyone want to be friends with you anyway?

you’re probably right. i have no idea why anyone would want to be friends with me

but do you?? is the reason you don’t have friends on here making you hate on people trying to make friends instead? do you not understand how much things like this can really fucking hurt someones feelings, it hurts like a fucking bitch no one likes getting hate and i bet you wouldn’t like it if you received it tooso just fucking stop.

#viezra answers #thanks babe #i love you too #thank you for brightening my mcfucking day #tom holland x reader #tom holland #viezra rants #why do i keep getting hate #like fucking seriously #okay #message me coward #bet you won’t #idek what i’m tagging anymore #i’m confused and i’m a mess #a crying mess #not to be selfish or anything #but i lowkey expected people to care #i’m very sleep deprived

[how-gross]

Ugh now I’m just in a pissy mood and I want everyone around me to die

#like #my mom literally fussed at a boy just because the boy went to some other car before her when she pulled up #like call tf down ma’am #and then before that when I tried to ask her about going to McDonald’s #bc I need something to eat before I can take a Midol Pill #(a Midol Pill that SHE told me to take to get me out of a pissy mood bc the pill puts you in a euphoric mood) #and she fussed at me telling me to let her do what she’s doing #okay bitchy mcfuck #go ahead and ask me to remind you about shit again #i bet you I won’t #and get she’s gonna try and make me participate in this country ‘obstacle course’ bullshit when I literally want to die #vent #mother knows best

[untimelyambition]

i have SO MUCH TO TALK ABT WITH THIS TRAILER (sex education season 3)

it looks so fucking good??????

aimee and steve still together... jumping on trampolines together... if anything happens to them i will throw hands

aimee has a goat????

eric saying “otis what’s on your face” implying they haven’t seen each other all summer which is... definitely not something i believe

rahim is still there???

eric wearing makeup to school :’)

new headteacher and uniforms but we already knew this

lily and ola still holding hands i hope they’re ok this season :)

OTIS AND RUBY????? THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS IN PUBLIC??? THEY HOOK UP IN THE BATHROOMS??

ADAM AND ERIC???? look i am personally not the biggest fan of this pairing but as long as eric is happy i am too

also it’s nice to see adam smiling lmfao he’s never gotten to do that

ive spotted jackson... good to know he’s still alive i guess

in one shot anwar is wearing a fascinator... for some reason...

if isaac and maeve start dating i WILL be throwing hands. why is maeve walking into a house?? did she move out?? is she visiting isaac and he moved out?? who’s the woman with her??

every single character going through angst... i do NOT love to see it i want them all to be left alone

bathrooms got torn down... f in chat for the bathrooms

some fucking random scene including a hijacked bus????

aimee and maeve fighting >:( theyre GFS stop making them FIGHT

like a grand total of 1 second of jean screen time... did we forget that shes pregnant??? why are there no shots of her i bet it has something to do w the pregnancy (and her giving birth etc and losing her belly obviously)

new love interest for jackson???

groff family reunion in the local grocery store as you do

more new characters actually several new characters

lots of other bits and pieces im not going to comment on bc we have no context for them but like... i see them i will understand them when it comes out

the scene with otis hugging eric and adam is walking with them smiling at them... mayhaps i will cry this season

jean and jakob are just... back together again hopefully to raise their mcfucking kid

AND LASTLY... POSSIBLE MAEVE AND OTIS RAIN KISS????? if this drags on another season as a slow burn i will simply lose my mind

#those are my thoughts #long post #sorry i dont know how to do below the cut shit #sex education #sex education season 3 #im genuinely so excited i can’t wait to watch #one of my favourite shows!! so yeas im very excited #if you couldn’t tell by my giant frame by frame analysis #tilda rambling

[pianostarinwonderland]

So I’m STILL not okay.

But my brain can formulate words again and not brrr rbrbr rbrbrbrrbrbrrrrbr like whatever the fuck happened earlier SO NOW I’M GONNA TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO JUST SCREAM ABOUT THE LAST 7 HOURS BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK DISNEY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DROP ON OUR FUCKING PLATES

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

I’M GONNATELL YOU ALL

SO I WAS ANTICIPATING THAT THEY’LL DROP THE NEWS ON MONDAY, BUT THEN I WAS PREPARING FOR TODAY JUST IN CASE THEY DECIDED TO DO IT EARLIER

AND I WAS HOPING IT COULD BE MONDAY SINCE I’M MORE PREPARED FOR THEN BUT THEN I FUCKING REMEMBERED KELKKAROTU EVENT ENDS ON FEB 22 SO THAT MEANS AZUL BIRTHDAY ON THAT DATE AND EYO HIS LAST BDAY BANNER WAS ALSO ON FEB 22 SO MAYBE JUST MAYBE

BUT ALSO DAMN I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE FEB 23 BUT THEN YEAH KELKKAROTU ENDS ON 22ND AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO TWO MAINTENANCES ANYWAY

So yeah, for the rest of the day, I was pretty much enjoying my Friday and shit. Watching videos, talking to friends, ranting about this one quiz we had

So here’s the thing: when Twst preps to drop announcements, they make you download data 10-15 mins before 6pm JST, which is the time when the important game announcements come in

So I checked around 4:50pm my time for that data download

AND LO AND BEHOLD THERE FUCKING WAS, REALLY TWST SAID

SO I PROCEEDED TO YODEL IN FIVE FUCKING SERVERS AND ON TUMBLR FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND OH MY GOD MY FINGERS WERE SHAKING SO SO SO SO SO BAD I COULD NOT BOTHER TO TYPE REAL WORDS ANYMORE

Then it hit 4:56pm and then I remembered

Crowley exams

Maybe the announcement was JUST for Crowley exams

SO I WAS HOPING SO HARD IT WOULD ONLY BE EXAMS ANNOUNCEMENT, BUT DEEP IN MY HEART THAT DATA DOWNLOAD WAS TOO BIG FOR THAT ANNOUNCEMENT BUT STILL . STILL LET ME DREAM

I DIDN’T WANT TO FUCKING PERISH

I WAS COUNTING EVERY SINGLE MINUTE AND I WAS JUST SHAKING ON MY BED LIKE HOLY FUCK

Then it’s 5pm my time, aka 6pm JST

I login.

I pray. I pray so hard.

BUT THEN

I SEE アズール　バスデー IN THE NEWS AND WENT fuck

10 minutes guys. It took me 10 MINUTES TO GATHER THE COURAGE TO TAKE ONE LOOK

I WAS JUST AT WAR WITH MYSELF, TO LOOK OR NOT LOOK 😭 I BET GOD WAS WATCHING FROM ABOVE, ALL LIKE “child, I made Yana work her ass off to deliver this and you’re not gonna look” AND I’M JUST INTERNALLY CRYING AND GOING “God pls give me time”

And time he did give.

EXCEPT IDK WHY BUT 10 MINUTES WENT BY IN 30 SECONDS???? NO WAY WAS THAT 10 MINUTES, TIME FELT R I G G E D IN THAT MOMENT I CALL BULLSHIT

So okay. I have to look. I can’t run away from the news anymore.

BUT I HAVE TO SAY MY PRAYERS FIRST BEFORE DOING SO BECAUSE GOD KNOWS I NEED THE SUPPORT SO BAD

“Piano what happened to your pfp and name???” I’M ONE WITH THE VOID BECAUSE OF A. A. THAT’D WHAT HAPPENED

AND OK SO I LOOKED

And I jUST THREW MY PHONE AND MCFUCKING SCREECHED

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT YOU DID NOT HEAR ME. THE SOUNDS I MADE WERE BORDERLINE ANIMALISTIC. I LOST ALL RATIONALITY.

NO MORE PIANO, ONLY SIMP

AND I RAN AROUND THE HOUSE AND DID JUMP ROPES OUT OF SHEER MADNESS, I WAS UNHINGED, I WAS SWEARING, I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP IT DOWN BECAUSE THERE ARE OTHERS IN THE HOUSE BUT I WAS LOSING IT SO HARD THAT I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO EXERCISE THE SIMP AWAY

LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE HOLY FUFK. OK. ALREADY FROM THE FIRST GLANCE, THIS CARD WAS SO MUCH HOTTER AND BETTER THAN THE FIRST CARD, LIKE NO CAP I DIDN’T REALLY LIKE THE FIRST BDAY CARD THAT MUCH ESPECIALLY KNOWING THAT DORM AZUL FUCKING EXISTS

BUT SEEING THAT??!?;!;!:!:! I WAS DOWN BAD HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND FOR WHAT???? EVEN MY NON AZUL STAN FRIENDS FIND HIS CARD HOT AND THAT SAYS SHIT 🤡

I JUST SAW THIS SMIRK

HIS SMIRK HIS FUCKING SMIRK WHAT THE FUCK DISNEY WHAT THE FUCK ??,!:!:!/!/&&:&:&&/ THIS IS NOT LEGAL WHAT THE FUCK IT’S A GOOD SMIRK AND HIS LIPS HIS FUCKFNSNDB FUCKING LIOSBWWD WHAT THE FUCK FUCK WYSJDB WHAT THE FUCK WHATVR EHFIGKC THE SHAPE OF HIS LIPS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

YIU YO YOU YOU TOTJTRNENJJEJDJJWKKSKDKSKDKDKKS UNFFFAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR MCFUCKING SCREECHING

NAD HIS HAND HIS HAND WHAT THE FUKC HIS HAND WHIS. HAND WHSHDEHDJWJJDJSJE DECEASED.

BUT THAT’S NOT JUST IT. THAT ISN’T JUST IT.

I THEN GO TO LOOJ AT THE FULL IMAGE

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GIRL HELP I’M ON THE FLOOR I’M SHAKING AND TREMBLING AND GOING FUCKING INSANE I NEED A COUNSELOR A PSYCHOLOGIST MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY WAS YEETED AWAY TO SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN NEVER FIND IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

You guys know Brett Yang’s lofi from TwoSet? That. That’s me. That’s mcfucking me right now, mY MENTAL STATE IS THAT LOFI ON LOOP RECORDERS GOING BRRRRRRRRRRRR

GOD OH GO DOH GO DOJ GOD ON HIGH WHY ARE HIPS SO DBBD!!!,!/₱/!/2₱9:&:!;!:?;?!:!:!&/&/&:&3& WHAT THE FUCK

THE HIPS THE HIPS THE HIPPPPPSSSSSSS I WANT TO CRY SO BAD WHY AR THE HIPS LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCKKKFJDJKDD THAT’S LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSES AND HE JUST GOES AND DOES THAT FUCKING CAN’T UNDERESTIMATE THE IMPORTANCE OF BODY LANGUAGE POSE YOU FUCKER YOU YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU

And I. I uh. Kinda went and. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

H haha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gets bricked

Waist waist wiats wwia wiats wiadt awaisf waist waist waist wiadt wIdt ewssidf WHO SAID YOUR WAIST CAN BE THIS SLIM HUH 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SLENDER LIKE THAT YOU 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

aoUGGHFIIDUDHHDH I’M GONNA KIN GRIM RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I’M GONNA CHOMP ON ROCKS, START MY OWN OVERBLOT ARC 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 I’M GOING OUT WITH A BANG BECAUSE OF THIS

I’m so </3 right now. No more sanity left. Bye bye sanity. Tuesday is my enemy now. Fuck Tuesday, all my homies hate Tuesday. I’m done. I’m gone. No more pianostarinwonderland, only void.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst jp #azul ashengrotto