Percy: Mom and Paul are adopting a kid.
Clarisse: Okay? Why are you telling m—
Sally: [slamming adoption papers on the table] It’s you, sign here.
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THIS IS SO DUMB
I saw this alignment chart on Pinterest and I’m so mad that where I would be is so obvious(credit to whoever made it bc I have no idea)
I saw the words “what is love” and immediately I MEAN IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT “baby don’t hurt me” WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING THAT THIS IS AN ALIGNMENT CHART
I’m so mad that it would be so easy to trick me bc I react the same way every single time. I’m so predictable HELP
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okayyy like i'm literally not even joking where is a new episode of 911 like........
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actual footage of me working on my project
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One of my favorite things as a writer is when you make yourself laugh with your own writing.
Like, hehe, I wrote that.
*Then proceeds to spend the next five minutes giggling like a madman as you reread and think about the one funny paragraph*
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man I love paul mccartney who was in the band Wings, what a guy !!
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Good morning everyone! I sure hope I didn't Miss anything Important Last Night while I was Sleeping! 🙂
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Being the designated healthy person in a house full of sick people is too much responsibility
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You mean to tell me that "you're in love with Nancy" gif is from what is probably Hannah's last episode and that's why I haven't seen any later gifs of her
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I don't agree with or like a lot of aspects about American high school, but they really went off with the sports aesthetic
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You're telling me this bagel is a plane?
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