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mech-monster · 2 years
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Another one! Bonus "Maces" sketch
Double extra bonus:
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( featuring Vrshaw's character on the right, haha. There's some jank to clean up but I wasn't gonna spend more than a Saturday evening on this: no patience, haven't animated in years, it is fun though! )
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pbachart · 1 year
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“Peace was never an option. Honk!” A painting I did based on the hilarious image from Untitled Goose Game. Rough layout + final version + reference image.
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I JUST DOWNLOADED DESKTOP GOOSE AND IM HELPING OTHERS DOWNLOAD DESKTOP GEESE WERE MAKING AN ARMY
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pokegalla · 2 months
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Another trade of the classic multiparted headcanons on my blog! But this time?
With the creepy bois✨ (Plus first post of headcanons for them! :D)
Trade/Requested by @tryslogic
(Warning: Slight nsfw and damn near borderline all things considered with these guys-)
How Touchy Can They Be In Public With Slightly Large Chested S/o!
Jeff:
* Bruh. Without a fucking doubt- this goddamn horndog. Walk him with a leash-
* He would sneak up on you and hug you from behind before just giving a big ass squeeze- you’d bonk him but that’ll just make him laugh. He’ll use your damn chest like a stress ball, having a shit eating grin because he just KNOWS how much of an asshole he’s being. (And he knows you just love him too much 😌✨)
* In private it technically can get pretty fluffy surprisingly. Using your chest like a pillow after a long day of killing? God it’s heaven sent to him. Just hope he isn’t too messy though- but of course he isn’t letting the opportunity go to waste to tease you. Littering your neck and chest with love marks? Drives him CRAZY. Yeah you ain’t walking if he’s in that mood-
* And man you are just a glutton for punishment if you wearing a boob window- he loves the view but he HATES how the others are gawking at you. You end up getting pulled to the side. “Fucking tease….better start screaming my name. I want them to hear who you belong too~”
* He’s a little possessive and protective buuuut in a more heartfelt way surprisingly. Will he admit it? Over his dead body-
Eyeless Jack:
* Ah now here’s a more respectable guy. For a kidney eating demon, he respects boundaries! He’s a monster but not THAT kind-
* Noooot saying he wouldn’t stare though. I mean kinda hard not to yknow? He’d probably tease you quietly about how good you’re looking right now. But he would never just outright just….grab it. Like why??? (Honestly he could though. Sneaky boi-)
* But in private he is WAY more snuggly. Hope you don’t mind black streaks on your shirts. Because he is diving into those twin peaks✨ he feels so safe in your arms….he can’t help but wrap his arms around your waist. You might be stuck for quite awhile. But in the meantime? You get a chance to see him without the mask! And you can’t skip out on that now can you~?
* Now here’s where you end up tipping the scale with him: Boob window. God you just look so good in it. He is biting his lip and even starts whispering teases in your ear. “Tryna grab my attention that badly~? It might just work~” I know yall definitely had a quickie in the forest. Hope you kept quiet~✨
* Overall he’s just a pretty chill guy! Who just can’t resist you~✨
Laughing Jack:
* Ok there’s no sugarcoating this. This is the worst motherfucker here. And THE biggest tease. FOR FUN-
* Does not help if you wear layers, his lanky ass arms will always manage to slip through. And his big ass grin just tells you he KNOWS this is pissing you off so he honks it before laughing like a maniac. He boops your cheek though to show you he’s just playing around.
* In private….I mean not much of a difference? Well other then straight up picking you up to plop his chin in your cleavage and looking up at you with a smirk. Orrrr having your chest on his head like a damn hat- he can’t really snuggle like the others without the risk of stabbing you with that sharp ass nose 💦 but he makes due with what he can✨
* Now the boob window he will SHAMELESSLY stare and even TUG on it to see more- “Heh~ What a pretty little view~ Might as well show it all~” and that bastard actually teases you to the point of being needy. He finds it amusing. But at least he’ll reward his little doll in the end~✨
* He just loves messing with you but really that’s just how he shows you his love✨
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ithinkimightbeagoose · 2 months
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hey. hey you guys should. you guys should uh. check out my book
i'm so proud of this so far :3
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dimension20quotes · 16 days
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Coffin Run Episode 2 Quotes
Back to all Coffin Run quotes
"Assaulting a mail carrier is 100% a federal offense."
"Do you ever see me not munching on a couple letters?"
"Fuckin' badass motherfucker, coming up with fuckin' shit. Coming up with fuckin' shit!"
"God bless your beautiful mind, Erika Ishii!"
"I eat letters and it makes me pee blood."
"I look like someone had like a Photoshop tool and just pulled it."
"I'm a baby boomer in baby bloomers."
"Sometimes you mess with a honk, you get the bonk."
"Squing is looking around, sees his father, his best friend, his confidant, you know, his pickle ball partner, Dracula just hole in head."
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skunkxiety · 2 months
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mess with the honk, you get the bonk
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revvnant · 4 months
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Did someone say a shovel?! cue The Goose slowly waddling towards Michael with an oddly sharpened shovel in beak. Shame Michael did not learn that if you mess with the honk. . . you get the bonk!
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auh-- UH?! dad?! @behindslaughter DAD. DAD. DAD DAD COME GET YOUR GOOSE--
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toothbrushunicorn · 9 months
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mess with the honk you get the bonk
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the-expatriate · 9 months
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🪿 *honk!*
"MESS WITH THE HONK AND YOU GET THE BONK!"
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redratoon · 11 months
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“Mess with the honk and you get the bonk”
- The Goose
This is my OC, Madame Pattelongue. She’s Lycoris’s goose at some point... 
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littlepinkgamer · 2 years
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YOU MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK
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youreamonocoque · 2 years
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Jasmine bringing up Erika's wild attacks is so fucking good!
"you mess with the honk you get the bonk"
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huyandere · 4 years
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just little young justice things
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eduards-stuff · 4 years
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BE SAFE WHEN THE WORLD IS BEING DESTROYED! MAKE SURE TO TAKE BREAKS AND NAPS 
DONT FORGET YOUR LUNCH! 
THIS POST HAS BEEN SPONSORED BY THE LETTER : HJONK
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