#you put my angelsona IN THE BIBLE

[ifeelbetterer]

BUT HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED

Stunned mortal who just saw a miracle happen: What's your name, angel?

Crowley, who really shouldn't be caught dead doing one of Aziraphale's miracles, and who's about to invent a whole ass angelsona named Raphael: Oh, haven't you heard?

#just a thought #when you read anything about the angel raphael now #imagine crowley being like WHAT IT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL LIKE ANYWAY #it's his D&D angel character for when he's doing an Aziraphale errand #he bullshitted all the stats anyway #angel of.....you know what angel of fucking kids because you bastards are awful to the kids #my angelsona is the goddamn angel of kids #and it's yet another one of his cunning schemes that smacks him in the face later #you put my angelsona IN THE BIBLE????!?