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b-rainlet · 5 years

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Luego for the ask meme because hmm yes tasty food

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

We all know it’s Diego. Not because he is a dudebro (he could easily have the fuckboy vibes tho, lbr) but simply because Luther doesn’t know how to text like a straight white boy. He may be one, but he has no idea how to be one.

Their texting usually goes like this:

Diego: Hey ;)

Diego: U up ;)

Luther: I have been awake for several hours. You know that I am an imsomniac.

Diego: haha

Diego: What u doin? ;)

Luther: I am currently texting with you.

Diego: So u alone?

Diego: ;)

Luther: If I weren’t I wouldn’t be texting with you.

Luther: Not that I don’t love you.

Luther: .......

Luther: ;)

(Luther doesn’t understand emojis but he tries, okay?)

Also, totally unrelated but Luther sends messages that sound like formal letters. Perfect grammar, good punctuation. Maybe one or two totally wrong slang words he heard the others use.

Five writes in capslock only and probably uses a dozen punctuation marks and they probably don’t even notice that capslock is not the default setting OR they just really like fucking with the others.

Ben leaves you on read for two days before eventually answering ‘Ok’

Klaus uses proper texting etiquette with the proper slang and a meme or two.

Allison has that lowercase aesthetic.

Vanya is the gremlin who writes stuff like ‘Feed me Bröther’ when she wants Diego to cook for her. Also sends obscure memes at one am. Also a lurker.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Both. Difference is, Luther will full out bawl - will place tissues on the table beforehand because he knows what will come - whereas Diego pretends he is above all that while quietly sniffing next to Luther.

And if we talk about @onethroughseven‘s kid verse....

Luna: “Daddy, are you crying?”

Luther: “Yes”

Diego, at the same time: “NO, there’s just- there’s dust in my eye.”

(Sure Diego).

Okay, this is projecting but both of them probably cry while watching Tangled? A girl shut inside her whole life, groomed and used by her ‘mother’ for her own gain? Finally going out and exploring the world and finding her family and her true love? Taking control of her life? Kinda hits a spot.

Also: “You were my new dream.” - “And you were mine.”

*Diego and Luther quietly linking pinkies while tears stream down their faces*

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

*googles what happens when you do that* Oh.

Probably both? I can see Diego just forgetting a spoon is in there and next thing he knows, Kitchen’s burning. (He freaks and probably makes it worse by throwing a towel onto a fire you cannot possibly put out with a towel, then freaks some more. Grace puts it out while Diego runs around like a headless chicken).

Luther would probably do it on purpose, just to see what happens.

Diego: You did not possibly do that.

Luther: .....

Diego: Was it cool?

Luther: It was awesome.

*cut to them standing in front of a - new! - microwave, doing the same damn thing*

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Luther! He’s sappy like that.

Diego pretends to be annoyed but gets offended and pouty when Luther stops doing it.

They also totally greet each other with a kiss as soon as Diego has ‘guessed’ right.

And they are the kind of couple to be hanging off of each other all night, arms around each other, holding hands while talking to different people, one leaning back against the other, etc.

Allison: “You’re getting pretty cozy.”

Diego, leaning back against Luther, his hands covering Luther’s hands, Luthers arms wrapped around him - and most likely wearing Luther’s jacket: “I hate Luther with the burning of a thousand suns.” *goes back to rubbing his nose against Luther’s*

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Luther probably has really poor circulation considering...well, everything, so totally him.

But I can see Diego running pretty hot, so he doesn’t mind that much.

Luther wears a thousand layers to bed - he wears socks! Otherwise his feet would be freezing off - and Diego wears boxershorts only - sometimes not even that tbh - and still, Luther will cuddle up as close as possible because cold.

(Diego totally holds Luther’s hands in his own to warm them up and they fall asleep like that but psst).

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

Embarassing? That’s not embarassing, that’s bonding time! They make a big thing out of it, getting popcorn and ice cream and fancy drinks - probably non-alcoholic but still fancy - and then they yell at the tv for five hours straight, getting worked up over some dating show or something. (Flavour of Love, lmao)

They always, always, end up having different faves and when they finale comes around, they are always on different sides and most of the time they tease each other and that’s it but sometimes it actually turns into a full out fight and one of them - Diego most of the time - ends up sleeping on the couch.

Still, they end up on the couch every Saturday, throwing popcorn at the screen and laughing hard enough they lean into each other. Maybe making out some. Maybe some more. Who knows, the night’s young.

Who laughs more during sex?

At first, neither laughed a lot during sex because they were both really high strung about being ‘good’ in bed.

Like, Diego has an inferiority complex and Luther laughing would probably make him think Luther is laughing about him rather than with him and that would not end well.

And Luther would believe that Diego is laughing because of his body and yeah. Not a nice thought.

But they’ve come far since then and I can see them giggle and snort a lot while clumsily trying to make their way to the bedroom without actually having to separate too much.

Diego will laugh when Luther throws the door open hard enough he actually breaks the hinges and Luther will snort when Diego nearly faceplants because he’s trying to wiggle out of his pants and take off his shirt at the same time.

And they also laugh in the afterglow now, happy laughs between short kisses before Diego complains about being sticky and nudges Luther off the bed so he’ll get some towels.

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

WE ALL KNOW BY NOW. WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS. LUTHER ALL THE WAY.

#Luego

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