#you wish. you fucking wish you were me

[ayliffe]

pink floyd, piper at the gates of dawn, second pressing

#you wish. you fucking wish you were me #anyway shoutout to my cousin for sending me this for helping him out xoxo #this thing forced me to sort out the tonearm azimuth for real LMAO. it’s much more picky than my other records #truly couldn’t hear anything from my right speaker until i fixed it #probably for the best that i couldn’t just go ‘eh looks fine’ tbf LMAO

[patientno7]

Sitting in an ice cream parlour in full black, frayed denim vest etc drinking my espresso from my dainty little cup and going "mm!" btw

#you wish. you fucking wish you were me

[jenny-dreadful]

ps i AM triple-featuring peele film canon at home tomorrow finally

#you wish. you fucking wish you were me

[dipperthedestructor]

me whenever I cook/bake: with a wooden spoon no less!

#em bluhs #you wish. you fucking wish you were me #jsjdhfdjskskdj anyway the pb loaf is in the offen! :D #unforch my ma will be at work and not able to taste the sweet reward of my toils

[audarcy]

me to andrew in the parking lot just now: babe....what if i trapped us in a timeloop that always ended with one of us killing the other......wouldnt that be romantic......

andrew: emma i love you so much (pulls me into a big kiss right there)

#you wish. you fucking wish you were me #emmaposting

[lichposting]

About to make risotto, with homemade stock no less

#you wish. you fucking wish you were me #text #misc #perso #i hope people know what I’m referencing so I don’t just sound like a douche hegshsjbsjs

[comrade-catgirl]

sloppy from my twink gf first thing in the morning call that a head n breakfast

#true story btw #you wish. you fucking wish you were me

[funshinebf]

i love being in my underwear wrapped in big heavy blankets. im so fucking comfy

#my post #you wish. you fucking wish you were me

[clashconcept]

Once again my house smells so sexy. Making pulled pork this time

#moth.txt #you WISH. you fucking WISH you were me

[lieninety]

könig horse cock, its atleast gotta be 7 to 9 inches for it to bulge out of his pants like that

#könig x reader #mw2 #call of duty #könig #konig #konig x reader #cod mw 2022 #modern warfare #modern warfare 2 #i want this man to manhandle me and fuck me silly #i wish austrians were real #smut #lets get high and fuck #let me ride you #lord have mercy

[narwhix]

#You fucking wish you were me

[flintbian]

There's a disabled angel in good omens 🥺

#listen im only in episode two and i know there's some drama going down but im focusing on this lol #i love that not only do they show the angel using a wheelchair and being ambulatory #but they also visibly show them miracling innaccessibility issues so that they Can still use the chair #instead of just getting rid of the disability #part of my is conflicted bc im like... there's disabilities in heaven? and that makes Me sad bc my disability is hell and painful as fuck #But getting rid of disability in fantasy is eugenist crap and showing that god made a disabled angel is a net good thing #while it personally makes me sad to think if there was a heaven i could still be in pain all the time #not all disabilites are bad and need to be cured we're a wide spectrum and we've been fighting for disabled rep esp in fantasy for ages #it's objectively good my personal feelings about my own disability aside #part of me thinks it's cliche to say 'you were made perfect' bc they're an angel But it's not we literally havent had this type of rep lol #anyways it made me happy to see #and im so glad it's a power chair user that's ambulatory it's important for abled ppl to see that #anyways y'all keep your drama and spoilers off my post im not far in and im only talking about this shoo #oh also!! love the fantasy hover chair they use in heaven specifically too i wish we had that it kicks ass #p

[bjornkram]

You wish you were me

#crochet #handmade #fiber art #queer artist #40+ hours and 9 skeins of yarn but its dooooone #im so fucking cozy you wish you were as cozy as me #my art #grumbles #the sunflower cardigan saga

[silverliing]

i have an art prompt: imagine lesbyler at senior prom!!

(thank you for drawing lesbyler im fucking obsessed)

Class of ‘89 let’s go!

#lesbyler #millow #I had way too much fun with this #I especially loved making willow’s boots #that girl has gothic tendencies… #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #stranger things #I wish the if byler were two girls anon a very fuck you #also I can’t draw with colors it gives me anxiety I hope you understand 😢 #but bet you guys can guess what colors their dresses are 🙈 #y’all know Jonathan took this 🥹🏳️‍🌈 #byler fanart #illustration #drawing #stranger things fanart #fanart #art #artists on tumblr #sapphic

[gophergal]

Shout-out to women who don't shave. Y'all have the right idea cause that shit is annoying

#gopher art #spice ish #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 heavy #tf2 sniper #fem fortress #heavymedic #red Oktoberfest #i did in fact perhaps draw women with bodyhair as i proposed yesterday #also i gave heavy my bodytype subconsciously which is kinda fucking hilarious. wish i were that tall though lmao #soldier is saying “private you know not to disturb your commanding officer's rest” to the racoon #based on how my cat jumps on me when im trying to sleep

[lululeighsworld]

it was literally their moment and they just let us watch

(if you need me i'll be marinating in this for the foreseeable future)

#magneto #rogue #rogneto #rogueneto #IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO PICK ONLY 10 IMAGES. SOSOSOSO DIFFICULT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE WAS FUCKING SUBLIME. #thank you to the person who pointed out the bg music is ace of base 'happy nation' ;wwwwwww; SUCH A GOOD SONG FOR THIS #okay but for real never have i had a stronger 'GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME' moment #magneto can we all form a queue to dance with you romantically in the air while an audience watches............. #their body language. their HANDS. OLD MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR TONGUE BY HER NECK #no word of a lie ive probably watched this scene 200 times today. new comfort media. inject it directly into my veins. #my husband laughing at me as i rewind and play over and over again from the other side of the room #my fave fave FAAAAVE part of this animation is the lil pan they do #the one between mags and rogue and the lyric 'where the people understand and dream of perfect man' #THERE IS SOMETHING SO SOFT AND ROMANTIC AND ADORING ABOUT IT #disintegrates like a sopping wet piece of bread. thank you animators who worked on this scene #i feel like i am burning with the excitement of a thousand suns over this #xmen 97 #leigh's magneto hours