#you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Weiss: How did you two even get arrested?!

Emerald: Honestly, I have no idea, we didn't do anything wrong.

Mercury: Yeah, when the cops pulled us over and said "papers" Em said "scissors", and sped away.

Weiss: ...

#some emercury for the soul #breaking the law of course #mercury black #emerald sustrai #weiss schnee #rwby #emercury #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Ruby: Dad said if I can't say anything nice then I shouldn't say anything at all.

Ruby: But Dad isn't here, so, you're a weenie!

#i love making these incorrect quotes #gives me life force #rwby #ruby rose #ruby rwby #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Emerald: Just go over there and flirt with her! Tell her a cheesy pick-up line, anything! But for the love of the Gods, please do something original!

Mercury: Fine!

Mercury: *walks up to Weiss*

Mercury: I like my partners like I like my intrusive thoughts...

Weiss: What-

Mercury: Fucking me over in the middle of the night.

Emerald, whispering to herself while walking away: Fucking hell, I quit..

#rwby #emerald sustrai #mercury black #weiss schnee #cold feet #black ice #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Mercury: Sometimes, to get ahead in life, you need to meet the right kind of people.

Weiss: What kind of people?

Mercury: You know what I am?

Weiss: Yeah...?

Mercury: The opposite of that.

#mercury black #weiss schnee #rwby #cold feet #black ice #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Mercury: So, how was your day?

Yang: We were almost suprised adopted!

Mercury: Wait, what?

Weiss, rubbing her temple: Someone almost kidnapped us..

Mercury: Oh, oka-

Mercury: WAIT, WHAT?!

#mercury black #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Mercury: Y'know, when you said "magical in bed", this isn't exactly what I exp-

Neo: *pulls out 8 of hearts* <Is this your card?>

Mercury: *softly* Holy shit..

#rwby #neopolitan (rwby) #mercury black #neopolitan #neomerc #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Ruby: This is the year we start oppressing people who like their hot chocolate with water!

Yang: If you're lactose intolerant you can stay, but you're on thin fuckin' ice.

Mercury: I eat powder straight from the pack.

Emerald: ...

Weiss: Hey, do you know how horrible what you just said was?

#ruby rose #yang xiao long #mercury black #emerald sustrai #rwby #weiss schnee #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Mercury: Hey Neo! Guess what I'm about to get?

Neo: <On my nerves>

#mercury black #neopolitan (rwby) #neopolitan #rwby #neomerc #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Mercury: Great! Who are we killing?

Mercury: I won't do kids, that's a rule.

Mercury: But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.

#mercury black #rwby #mercury rwby #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Weiss: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Neptune: You are my reward, snow angel!

*meanwhile*

Mercury: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Neo: <True, you can be really fucking annoying at times>

#decided to bring some iceberg and neomerc #i love them #rwby #weiss schnee #neptune vasilias #mercury black #neopolitan (rwby) #neopolitan #iceberg #neomerc #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

[Mercury, Weiss, Yang and Emerald driving around the city to pick up a couple of things for their apartment. Yang is the one driving and Mercury is in the passenger seat]

Mercury: -NO, we are NOT listening to ABBA, Blondie!

Yang, turning to him: Well, we're sure not listening to your music!

Weiss: Please just look at the road!

Emerald: You both have terrible taste.

*minutes later*

Yang, a bit too into it: "YOU CAN DANCE! YOU CAN SHIIINE!~"

Weiss: Oh Gods, Yang! The road!

Mercury, holding onto dear life: This is exactly why ABBA was a bad idea! You know she gets carried away!-

[They end up pulling over and switching places after that ruckus, now with Weiss driving and Yang on the passenger seat]

*BEEP*

Yang, partially out of the window: What the fuck is wrong with you asshole, this is a residential area you fucker, there are kids here!

Weiss, also out of the window: You almost ran over that dog, you poor excuse of a human being!

Y & W, at the same time: GET OVER HERE AND WE'll SETTLE THIS!

Emerald: At least stop the car if you want to yell at people!

Mercury: Emerald, the wheel! Reach over and grab the wheel!

[...Yet a other change in sitting arrangements, now with Mercury driving and Emerald in the passenger sit]

Weiss: -Are you two five?! Stop fighting!

Mercury: Not until Em takes back what she said about my cooking skills!

Emerald: I won't and I'll say it again! They're the worst!

Yang: Both of you put your seatbelts on, it's not safe.

Weiss: ...Seriously Yang?

Yang: What? It's true.

[They pullover, and Yang ends up taking back the wheel, with Emerald next to her]

Yang: Okay, no music, no fighting, we can finally-

*Proceeds to notice Mercury and Weiss, lying down on the backseats, making out*

Yang: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! STOP IT!

Yang: Seatbelts on and NO making out in the car, those are the rules!

Emerald, disgusted: Stop groping him, Weiss.

Yang, too tired for this: It's not only her fault, Emerald..

[The car is stopped for one final time, and Winter, who was called upon by Weiss, gets in and takes control]

Mercury: Why is it that it always ends up like this?..

Weiss, the only one smiling: Thank you for giving us a lift, Winter!

Winter: By now, it's only natural.

#rwby #this is the 5th time it happened #winter is tired of this #mercury black #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #emerald sustrai #winter schnee #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts* #black ice #daddy issues #cold feet

[mercss]

Weiss: You know, I spent most of my childhood alone after Winter left for the military.. My father never once cared about my well-being, I was just valuable cargo to him.

Mercury:

Mercury: That's it, I'm committing murder.

Weiss: You can't just kill someone because they're a bad parent.

Mercury: I have and I will-

Weiss: *remembers Marcus*

Weiss: *panics*

#mercury black #weiss schnee #rwby #cold feet #black ice #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Weiss, sighing: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Mercury: What?

Weiss: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to irritate me, so cut it out-

Mercury: I love you.

Weiss: ...

Mercury: ...

Weiss, trying to resist blushing: ...

Mercury: Also, cereal qualifies as soup.

Weiss: I goddamn knew it.

#mercury black #weiss schnee #rwby #black ice #cold feet #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Weiss: Well that was intense, to say the least. Everything okay?

Mercury: *giving two thumbs up* Nope.

#weiss schnee #mercury black #rwby #you're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask / *shitposts*

[mercss]

Rules of this Blog

I would love to discuss a plot or just talk about our characters before rping- however any iniciatives are always welcomed

This blog is single muse only, (Mercury Black from the show RWBY), and I’m sorry to disappoint you all, but any sort of romance here is exclusively mxf, because I, myself, am a straight guy, and I would be uncomfortable doing otherwise. Of course, outside of romance

This blog is solely sfw , because I have a side-blog for any other kinds of RP: @mercssfw, so do not be shy about it there. If our thread eventually leads to nsfw content, I will follow suit with this blog. However, if you’re a minor, or your muse is, I beg of you to not interact that side-blog, it would make me extremely uncomfortable.

I am okay with rping dark and angsty things! Still, i’ll do my best to tag the triggers that may appear throughout.

Please be patient with me, I have work, and I’m also studying on the side, so my time is limited. However, sometimes i’ll try to reply asks at unexpected times. For any future reference, my timezone is GMT - Lisbon, since I’m from Portugal.

If you want to know my character’s info on a specific universe, just ask!

I am open to rping with other fandoms with this muse, but, I would appreacite if you talked to me first, so I(or we) could figure things out, and plan how a character would fit in certain places.

Please let me know of any TRIGGERS beforehand, so I know what I can and cannot mention.

Please do not harass me, or any of my friends and their muses! Doing so will only grant you an immediate block.

I’m okay with waiting for a long time for people to reply! Everybody has a life, and mine is a very busy one as well.

Me/Mun/OOC does not = Muse. I am not my muse, and my muse is not me.

Please notify me if you want to end or continue a thread, because I’m okay with picking a long forgotten thread, or dropping another that has been going on for a bit.

Same muse users are welcomed here aswell, I know I'm not the only Merc 'round here ! The more the merrier !

The ask box and submissions are always open.

Anons are welcomed, but anonymous people sending hate asks won’t be tolerated, and blocked immediately.

#rp rules #blog rules #also imma start dumping some tags here #You're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask (shitpost) #It's false advertising! (ask) #My dad always said.. if you need to know a city ask the rats (rwby verse) #Oh doc tell me will I ever walk again? (ooc) #Oh I'm getting all of it (other verses) #We're the guys you should be afraid of (musings)