Amber: Mama Edaaaaa! Katya is back to writing food fanfiction!
Eda: And? That's not new
Derwin: It was a lemon *Traumatized*
Eda: *Gasps*
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[It's FNAFs birthday today]
[1 more year until it's 10 omfg]
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"... Little late to the discussion of how old everyone is, but Back to the Future II happened almost ten years ago to give you some context..."
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I like telling people that I was born after mean girls came out to give them a mortality complex
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recently saw someone's "advice for your 30s" which included something like "never get on the floor without having an escape plan for getting back up" and um. if you are otherwise able bodied and having trouble getting up from the floor in your 30s. you are very unhealthy. yes, even, if not especially, for that age.
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
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Rawest Forest (the Super Mario RPG flash video) is now older than Super Mario RPG was when it was released.
There, now I made y'all feel old.
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can i be honest to the obsessive skincare girls. you look the same. nothing is happening
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