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screaming--agony · 10 months ago
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Dear Diary,
Since I can’t go outside and scream because cops would be called on suspicion of murder. From the absolute bottom of my soul and every last breath in my lungs, “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!”
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justpastryvideos · 4 months ago
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salcreus · 6 months ago
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Say whatever the fuck you want about jschlatt but by god the satisfaction of watching person after person getting sniped off the earth for making their whole twitch personality about a single minecraft youtuber feels very satisfying.
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andillwriteyouatragedy · a month ago
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the count: [tries to choke jonathan out, doesn't appear in mirrors, never eats, locked every door and window, has an intense and weirdly specific beef from centuries ago]
jonathan:
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penandinkprincess · 3 months ago
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okay but as much as i love geralt realizing his feelings after a big, dramatic thing or after he almost loses jaskier from illness or injury, i also love him having a quiet realization. 
sitting by the fire, and jaskier is telling him a story and making faces and doing impressions, and the fire hits his face at a certain angle that just makes him look so beautiful and oh
oh
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theeretblr · 3 months ago
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On a scale of one to ten
10, because 10 is heavier than 1
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bowenoke · a year ago
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Phil attempts to have one Awkward Conversation and accidentally initiates like... 14 separate ones. F
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dreamshoodie · 3 months ago
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i fell down a wormhole. i didn't know what dream smp was literally 72 hours ago and i just watched a 1.5 hour dreamnotfound comp. anyway sorry but dream and george's dynamic is actually so genuinely fucking weird. the way dream can say flirtatious things all he wants and george gets so embarrassed but george can pretty much only say stuff back with his camera off?? like is it that serious??? if it's a joke why are you being so weird about it? and dream just fucking freaks out when george reciprocates like "what the fuck are you saying."
like the only word i can use is weird. why are they so weird about it? that clip where george makes a "contract" to say i love you in exchange for a facetime call and he had to turn his camera off and hype himself up to say i love you? that "try not to laugh" thing where the message that made george laugh was "suck my dick later"? that's not even funny? when george met sapnap irl and he leaned in...y'all if george and dream met and they did that, george would be in tears. their dynamic is just different. why. why? also not on their dynamic but just. dream calling the pics of george wearing the giant hoodie cute? like that was so genuine :/
sorry i just have so many thoughts bc honestly wtf. they're just so weird about each other. george more obviously so but frankly dream seems confident but then is equally weird but in a different way when george reciprocates. i feel like it's possible their fans are just used to it so it doesn't seem as weird to them but as someone who just witnessed like 50% of their "moments" within 48 hours i am struck by how utterly weird they are about each other.
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taxolotl · 6 months ago
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spare the sympathy.
my gift for @appaeve for the @mcytblrsecretsanta ! merry christmas :]
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lovey-lavender-grace · 11 months ago
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rb and tell me in the tags what comes up when you write
- asdfgh
-beloved
-cool
-post
-gay
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nirogryphon · 5 months ago
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Now, gamers, this is what we like to call a poggers moment
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ultimategirldad · 5 months ago
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so I wanted to give pre-gasterfication jevil a shot but I accidentally made him a teeeeeny bit pretentious ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ woops! also ball
he's got to be pretty intelligent to be a good court jester, so. this guy most definitely recites shakespearan tragic villain soliloquys and I'm not sorry about it
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blaiddsumu · 3 months ago
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toriel is an Autism Mom but specifically in the way that she's a mom and also autistic. no i do not take criticism
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tibby · 9 months ago
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a lot of the shit that the internet has decided is ~gay culture~ is just kind of dumb and annoying but the whole thing about how “gays will drink one iced coffee for breakfast and then not eat anything else” or whatever is genuinely disturbing and upsetting like why has it become normal to act as if disordered eating behaviours are related to being gay like what a bizarre mindset to have. i don’t think you’re funny if you promote this idea that starving yourself is gay culture and if you genuinely relate to that kind of stuff then i need you to know it’s not healthy or quirky or cute.
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bisexualcrises · 9 months ago
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I don't like the idea of them making Guillermo gay. It just means when they turn him into a vampire they'll bury their gay. We deserve better representation than that.
this can't be real........ IT CAN'T BE REAL.....
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emsylcatac · 3 months ago
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So ready for Ladybug stuttering any time Chat Noir says something sweet next season
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spite-and-waffles · 5 months ago
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People being like "okay but why hasn't Dick Grayson canonically come out of the closet yet" - what closet??? Boy has never been in the closet a day in his life?? They had to invent the Comics Code to stop him coming any more out of the closet. Then he invented Discowing, a gay mating call to Freddie Mercury. What dyou want him to do, wear a sign on his ass?? I'm just saying if people's heterosexual blinkers are strong enough to think Dick Grayson is straight, then God himself couldn't help them
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penandinkprincess · 5 months ago
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okay but jaskier who finds out that other witchers can smell him on geralt just. spreading geralt’s clothes out on the bed and rolling around on top of them to make sure that claim is MADE. as many people as possible are going to pick up on the “PROPERTY OF JASKIER”
geralt gets back early from his contract and walks in on jaskier mid-flopping about and the bard just. freezes. O.O there’s a REASON here geralt there’s a STORY just hOLD ON THERE’S A GREAT EXCUSE JUST W A I T-
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worstloki · 13 days ago
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prediction for @galaxythreads' fic You Screamed For So Long We Forgot To Care Anymore 
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