#you-shall-not-pass

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

#it is what it is #fuck it we ball #this too shall pass #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[dagordagorath]

15 January: The Bridge of Khazad-dûm

#happy “you shall not pass” and “fly you fools" day! #the lord of the rings #lotr #the fellowship of the ring #gandalf #balrog #moria #ch:gandalf #ch:balrog #movie:the lord of the rings #movie:the fellowship of the ring #lotredit #tolkienedit #lotrcolors #byaster

[pyralart]

That's what happens when you cosplay a magic pilgrim...

First part - Previous part < >> Next Part

Philip might be a little attached to this outfit... just a little.. It's not like he kept it for 400 years...

You can find the pages as soon as they're done and some exclusive art on my Ko-fi!

#pyralart #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #toh #fanart #toh belos #toh luz #back to the human realm #toh comic #toh fancomic #emperor belos #philip wittebane #the owl house philip #I owe the magic pilgrim joke to braisedhoney... yes I am completely unoriginal... sorry #it was too funny #I had to #was he actually about to blast him though... we shall never know #at least Luz is here to save the day #she is NOT happy about it though woops #Sorry Philip I know you're disappointed that you didn't pass as a normal human being... #I love making him suffer #it's deserved

[radiance1]

danny works for Batman/Bruce and instead of calling him on his cell like a normal person he summons Danny like the devil and they’ve been doing this for a while and Bruce does it in front of the bat kids in the bat cave and their looking at him like he’s crazy but then

Danny pops up from the floor

D: UGH. Yes Brucie. What do you want now? More batrangs? My labor? A car? My SOUL?

Danny does this as he walks over and shakes bat man’s shoulders aggressively actually shaking him back and forth as the kids try and fail not to laugh

Danny is also like 14-17 ish but can’t be adopted because he has the god of time as a guardian

So, is Danny 14-17 or does he just look 14-17?

Or is there some weird time fuckery going on because they're from different dimensions? Or, are they from the same dimension?

I don't know, don't really care, so lets just go with option two for now.

The first time Batman has ever summoned Phantom was legitimately an accident. He was fighting with a wizard who set themselves up in Gotham for nefarious deeds to be done and being him he popped up and tried to stop them.

And he didn't have as much knowledge of fighting wizards back then as he does now, so he was mostly just winging it.

Which somehow accidently ended up in him dragging a ghost from beyond the veil, a ghost that helped him beat up said nefarious wizard because contractual obligations or whatever, or maybe just because he didn't vibe with him.

Who knows, really.

Batman has kept track of the ritual used to summon him, however, because having a ritual like that is both useful and worrying if it ends up in the wrong hands.

A various series of misadventures, crime fighting, and somehow getting himself wrapped up in and the taking down of a wizard syndicate with Phantom.

He has Phantom on speed dial, as in a summoning circle literally drawn onto his cape that he could use on the fly if the situation ever called for it, or he didn't have a way of drawing one.

So, you could say they've known each other for quite a while and have quite a relationship with one another as well. Most of it waws strictly business starting out, then moved onto tentative friendship (mostly on Bruce's part) and then quite the companions.

You try toppling more than one magical organization in your city with a powerful ghost and not become friends by then.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Is this Ghost King Danny? #Haha. #You already know I would say fuck no to that. #But #However #I shall let that headcannon slide for this one #I'm not gonna say outright or imply but if you wanna #You have a pass

[pokimoko]

haunting the narrative -> haunted by the narrative -> haunting the narrative -> haunted by

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #fan art #fanart #art #digital art #my art #just a lil something something i did for fun #adventure time has always been the show that makes me want to draw (i have SO many AT drawings from 2015 it's ridiculous) #but now I'm coming back to that ye olde passion with new digital art skills and many more evil tragic thoughts (thank you fionna and cake🙏) #i couldn't get the thought about them haunting and be haunted by the narrative out of my head so I had to make some art for it #the caption for this was almost: so who wears the haunted by the narrative in the relationship? #they take turns of course because damn these guys really do be having that tragic romance huh. hot potato cursed existence #never quite on the same wavelength. always out of reach. their love the very thing that dooms them to be apart. a love defined by absences #like two ships in the night passing each other by. except they keep trying to seek the other out. and so end up going in circles #the tragic dance of madness and sadness. lead on and i shall follow. ....so anyway...these two amiright? #/might/ have to write something at some point...maybe... #because like... ghosts are my thing. and these two...well. even when they aren't haunting the narrative they are still ghosts #never let themselves live in the present and okay I'm going to stop now. enjoy the art byeeeee #...AND they'll never be at peace because they'll always be reaching for a version of each other that no longer exists and— #(i am dragged kicking and screaming from the room before i can devolve into a full blown meta)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The stones in my kidneys:

My longitudinal ureter muscles:

#you shall not pass #kidney stones #lord of the rings #lotr #pain

[koszmarnybudyn]

They were right this would make a pretty sick cover.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #dndads spoilers #scary marlowe #tw eye horror #cw eye horror #cw eye imagery #you cant belive how fun making this was #it accidently became kinda trans flag colored but im not complaning #also went to a vintage market kinda thing today and bouht myself a vintage pocket watch (very cool makes me wanna make an 19th century suit) #and some vinyls (random ones cause i wanna make a bag out of them) and a lighter (kinda wanna engrave “this too shall pass” onto it ngl #could also engrave a web on it but i am supercticious enough not to bring cursed things/things made to look cursed into my house #(that's probablly quite silly though) #anyway i had a lot of fun and i hope you had too :) #oh and i have yet to finish the new episode (but i did get to listen to malevolent s4 finale and i hope to get some art done for it soon )

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i keep saying this in different ways but i truly just adore arthur lester. he's the most resilient little bug in the whole world. nothing can keep him down. he is filled with rage and grief and joy and hope. he should've died so many times by now, but he cannot. his sheer fucking spirit and will has carried him through unimaginable horrors and it will carry him further

#i have so much faith in him #i am cheering him on at all times #go little guy go!!!! you can do this!!!!! this too shall pass!!!!!! #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevpod #arthur lester

[cultofthewyrm]

Gandalf and the Balrog by Gonzalo Kenny

#lord of the rings #tolkien #middle earth #gandalf the grey #balrog #you shall not pass

[injuries-in-dust]

If this has appeared on your dash there's something you need to know:

You're doing great. 👍

#i believe in you #feel good #positive vibes #positivity #if sad check this tag #hope #hold on #this too shall pass

[grumpyghostdoodles]

The Almighty Sheriff!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy~

#respecfully sir: AWOOGA arf arf bark AWOOGA #If this gets 30 notes I'll take his shirt off for yall lol #with his top surgery scars Of course #Ive seen that's a super popular HC for him and I think thats great! Good for him! #Farm boi #no fr working in a farm makes you develop muscles that you didnt even know you had #having flashbacks from highschool when they made us work in the garden for two hours under the scorching afternoon sun #I went to a highschool that was all Ooo we are green thumbs and we shall teach the young ones how to plant and harvest their own food #and my god that shit was so physically demanding mate #i didnt had my diagnosis on how horribly mangled my body was So I had to work in the farm thing like all the others and try not to pass out #even the jocks that were fit and always running and playing football during all the recesses were dead quiet after working outside #and all that those classes did for me was to create a hatred for working in any type of gardening activity so they failed spectaculary lol #SO ANYWAYS my point is Starlo can defo deadlift bags of 70kg\150lbs with one arm without breaking a sweat #undertale yellow #uty #Starlo #Starlo uty #north star uty #myart

[kaluwa-del-conte]

🦆 SQUAWK QUAAaCK!!

#ineffable ducks #ineffable husbands #quack #protective #you shall not pass! #back off! #🦆🦆 #ducks #duck omens #good omens ducks #good omens #good omens fanart #fanart #aziraphale #crowley #Kdc art #kaluwa del conte art

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

The Outer Limits | S2.E17 | The Probe | 1965

#Felix E. Feist #Peggy Ann Garner #The Outer Limits #monster suit #practical effects #monster #blocked #YOU SHALL NOT PASS #horror #hammersmith horror #love me #touch it

[schumi-nadal]

That chaotic traffic in the pit lane looked like the queue at the cafeteria lmao

#like YOU SHALL NOT PASS #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #max verstappen #sergio perez #lando norris #oscar piastri #lewis hamilton #george russell #lance stroll #fernando alonso #zhou guanyu #valtteri bottas #yuki tsunoda #daniel ricciardo #logan sargeant #alex albon #nico hulkenberg #kevin magnussen #pierre gasly #esteban ocon #formula 1 #f1 #chinese gp 2024

[mortiscausa]

i can't stop thinking how funny it would be if gareth's brothers did in fact recognise him and were just like 'well clearly he has his reasons so let's all be good big bros and pretend we don't know him' and then spend the next few weeks before he goes off on his quest pretending extremely badly that they have never ever met this kitchen boy before nope not at all even while other knights are looking at them and looking at gareth and going 'hmmm'

#gawain can't resist giving weird brotherly pep talks every time he passes him like 'keep up the good work kid! we're all rooting for you!' #and then turns to ragnelle to whisper loudly 'that was ok that was normal and convincing right' while she rolls her eyes #gaheris bumps into him in a corridor and startles like a deer and is like 'hahaha random kitchen boy i certainly have never met before what #fine weather we are having in these parts hahaha i shall be leaving now through the door over there good bye' and then #walks into a broom cupboard and has to awkwardly back out again while gareth stands there #holding a broom that he was just about to put back in the broom cupboard #agravaine nearly manages to pass by without incident while gareth is scrubbing floors but at the last second brotherly instinct takes over #and he kicks the bucket of suds over yelling 'you missed a spot dickwad!' before sprinting away #gareth is just 'wow my brothers are bigger freaks and weirdos than i remember i don't want to be associated with these losers' #meanwhile arthur is like 'kay can you please just tell them all that you know who he is because i cannot take this farce much longer' #kay: ... oh so now im not allowed to have fun am i? fucking tyrant

[tbcanary]

my main issue with a lot of ongoing runs right now. or. okay i have a number of issues but the one i’m on about right now. is that the visual artists are clearly putting their whole pussy into the characters and the backgrounds and every single aspect. and then the writers are either phoning it in or fucking it up or, even worse, both.

#text.tb #I am about to pass the fuck out so i’m not listing which runs i’m referring to #i trust that those of you who share a psychic link with me shall know it all implicitly