#you.. you mean boyfriend right?

[northernpansy]

i keep trying to make a post about how objectively funny it is that Taika Waititi seems to have been the one who pushed for Rhys Darby to audition for Stede but it keeps sounding like rpf which ew no gross

but it is objectively funny imagine your good friend Taika Waititi who you’ve known and worked with for decades phones you up like “there’s this part on a show I’m working on and you’re perfect for it literally it needs to be you” and you look into it and the role is Kiss Taika

#like to be clear he’s RIGHT Rhys Darby is the only choice for Stede Bonnet #and this is NOT a shipping post i will vomit if i have to see rps #but just fuckkng imagine the emotional journey you’d go on if ur bestie was like #i have the perfect role for you! uwu the role is my boyfriend o_o #ofmd #our flag means death

[naturecalls111]

Me, consuming any other media ever: how can I make this about zosan

#nc111 talks #zosan #this is about me playing fe3h for the eighteen billionth time and finding little delusional concepts in sylvix that makes me go #'nod nod nod that's so zosan of them so true' #like objectively it really isn't zosan of them at all but sometimes I see it between the lines and I'm like oh zosan sunglasses emoji #if you dare me i can even find the lawlu in sylvix im so talented #I'm not even kidding if someone made a game out of turning things into zosan i would never lose #i had an ant infestation in my bathroom the other day and I made it about zosan #my brother was like WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN YOUR YAOI RIGHT NOW #like........ there is no bigger issue than my yaoi at any given moment.....ever.......... #whispers although I have to admit I enjoy the sylvix dynamic more than i do the zosa- *gets shot* #im so sorry there's just only so much bickering i can take before i'm like *smacks ship* I NEED YOU TO BE MORE BLATANTLY KIND TO EACH OTHER #In a way that doesn't feel so teeth-gritty or. well. OOC. LOL #Anyone who likes sylvix AND zosan will know what i mean I'm not going to explain it. iykyk #WAIT LMAO IM NOT DONE. EDIT: #when my first boyfriend broke up with me i was a melodramatic little shit about it #had a diary that i would like pour my heart into and the other day i came across it #and it's really telling that my first thought was “omg.... so zosan-” LIKE GIRL GET A GRIP YOU ARE DETACHING FROM REALITY #all for zosan CRIES ALL FOR ZOSAN...

[iwasbored777]

Love learning new things just like the other day someone said that, apparently, in order to lean on Miles' shoulder Gwen had to use extra strength and concentration cuz it's already hard to sit upside down and she made it even more difficult by balancing her weight enough to lean her upper body towards another person and it made me think of how she didn't hold hands with him which was way easier to do in that position but she felt so bad that she rejected him that she said "fuck gravity he needs to know that I care. I already fell for him I might as well fall down too"

#love gwen's policy being like i can't be with you but i just want you to know that you mean the world to me #even if i never say that and if you don't think so you do #honestly this world is so messed up that it's hard to open up even when you want to even when she could in itsv unlike here #she didn't because it wasn't so easy #but i love that she didn't cuz her entire character was making friends again not making boyfriends #and i was happy to see that despite the chemistry and being so adorable they remained friends #and they knew each other for few days it was too quick #and his uncle just died #and peter was right there lol they couldn't kiss in front of him not the first time at least #so they should get married in the end of btsv it's only fair #gwen stacy #miles morales #gwiles #ghostflower #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse

[ectoplasmer]

you guys ever grab your f/o’s face and just *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehea

#this was originally phrased for platonic f/os but i then proceeded to think about doing this with my boyfriends and. yeah #anyway #HEY i finally picked back up gx because i got bored lol #and because. lowkey. judai randomly popping up in my dreams spooked me enough to remember to continue watching it >_< #i am reminded of why he got instantly put on the platonic list despite me barely knowing him lol #literally just. golden retriever #which is so so funny when you look at my two other platonic f/os #like on one hand we have the serious and more mature beyond my years #and then we have the high energy positivity fiends #if i still listed my hs f/os on my list you would see more obviously what i mean lol #sometimes you just want to smother your friend in a dumb display of affection u_u #anyway. #hello #tbh… kissing melv (and technically yb) right where the eye of wedjat would go… <333 #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #self shipping #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #romantic f/o #platonic f/o #self ship community #selfshipping community #platonic: judai #quartzshipping #rainy.file

[marlenacantswim]

hey gang, do we all agree that ten's massive ego and god complex (or rather those traits being especially prominent in his regeneration) were a direct result of what happened in Parting of the Ways?

"marlena what the fuck do you mean" okay well think about it; ninth doctor. fresh off the time war. thinks himself unlovable, unworthy of love. just did a double genocide, including against his own people. he's returning to his old ways of lallygagging around helping humans in a more-than-desperate attempt to repress his feelings and try to mimic the person he was before the war. he's so vulnerable.

enter rose tyler. to him? she's the most amazing person in the universe. he loves her, full stop. she makes him feel like maybe he's still capable of love, but does he really trust her love for him? after all, she doesn't really know him, does she?

all that comes to a head when rose tyler becomes the bad wolf. in that moment, she sees everything. everything everything. the doctor's past, and the doctor's future. every horrible thing they did and will do.

and in that moment, with all this truth streaming constantly into her brain, most amazing person in the universe rose tyler looks at him and goes "i want to save you. you are worth saving."

bro no fucking shit ten has a motherfucking god complex, jesus christ i would too!!!

now personally i think nine would have rationalized it and been relatively Normal 'bout all that noise had he survived onwards, but unfortunately he didn't, and so when the doctor's subconscious and the universe were holding hands deciding what their new little guy should be like... well, we're already making him just for her, and she loves him.

rose tyler loves me. she loved me even when she knew me.

i'm just saying, that "Bad Wolf chose to save me" to "the laws of time are mine to command" pipeline is a straight vertical drop only a few feet long.

#there's also an argument to be made about the time vortex being responsible for his death #and how that might have contributed too #yeah sorry the inpenatrable waves of time lived inside your boyfriend and killed him #yeah and it kinda fucked up his regenerarion #so sorry girl your boyfriend's new life is tainted with the pull of ultimate power over one's domain #this won't actually mean much to you since your boyfriend will split in two #and the one you'll get to keep is too busy having a human brain and being warborn #but this will have horrible consequences for him after he turns six #and will emotionally devastate just about every other person he crosses paths with #but hey that's alright; remember that drunk guy who foretold good tidings on new year's? #yeah that was your boyfriend. he went back to see you as he was dying from the results of his god complex. #he came back to be with the reason he did everything— the reason he was— one last time #okay i'm making myself cry right now i gotta chill #running my mouth #doctor who #nuwho #tenth doctor #10th doctor #ninth doctor #9th doctor #the doctor #rose tyler

[amiinkles]

To be loved is to be changed, but would you still love me if I changed?

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fanart #our flag means death fanart #stede bonnet #well episode 8 kinda destroyed this for me great #when ed essentially told stede 'i hate the new you. i miss the old you' I wanted to see them expand on that. #it is something ive been told countless times and i hated it #i relate to stede so much. seeing how he and his relationship with ed was handled in episode 8 made me mad #he was gifted his boyfriend and forgot about his dream about being a pirate. the show said 'you just didnt gind the right person' #as someone under the aromantic umbrella it pissed me off #i was genuinely invested in gentlebeard in season 1. but they didnt address most of the issues surrounding their relationship #im sorry im so angry but i had to get it out #im not blaming anyone but myself for getting so emotionally attached to this show #ughh amii out. feel free to disagree or whatever #amii ofmd cravings #fanart #our flag means fanart #amii argues #i still love stede btw. and izzy. #ed is in timeout but ill make a fanart and rant of his charcter eventually

[frnkiebby]

fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfucfk f u c k~🎃

#welp. here you go fellow frankie whores #fuck. me. #jfc #i mean #not literally #bc he has jamia #and his two boyfriends #👀👀👀 #but christ #his curls #his face #his scruff #his fucking tattoos #this is a very bite-able frank right here #doing things to me #thank god i’m not at work for this picture #i’d be useless #(as if i didn’t queue this up last night)

[katyspersonal]

1 Insight: Djura's third companion is Josef

15 Insight: Josef is just a cooperator variant of the NPC type 'Izzy's Successor', Djura's third companion is that corpse you pick Charred Set from

40 Insight: 'Djura's companion' might not even necessarily mean Powder Kegs. For example, Djura's Ally doesn't have any Powder Kegs weapons but is clearly included! Even then, there were multiple Powder Kegs, why just three specific ones? Maybe 'companions' refers to his polycule divorces closest friends or whatever. Could that mean Bestial Hunter who is from Oto Workshop (beta Powder Kegs workshop)? Could that mean Valtr since his weapon was made in Powder Kegs? Could that mean Izzy? Who knows!

60 Insight: Djura's third companion is an OC spot because developers forgor/had no time and we've been doing blue curtains effect this whole time

99 Insight: Djura's third companion is a Blood-Starved Beast that Djura's Apprentice fights with, they left Old Yharnam together and this one was poisoned with Ashen Blood all along and eventually turned

0 Insight: You've been fighting Brainsucker in Upper Cathedral Ward's corridor for too long lol

#eheheheh hehehegee e ehheheh #bloodborne #retired hunter djura #powder kegs #also yeah I know that BSBs are very likely female #but 1) not 100% solid and #2) basically djura said 'this is my boyfriend [djura's apprentice name] and this is my boyfriend's girlfriend [BSB's name]' #okay a cuter idea is that BSB and djura's apprentice were a couple and djura was an authority for both but also best friend #I don't know the right word for this type of relationship? like imagine if Maria and Adeline were also close to Gehrman while being a coupl #and he looked after both and cared a lot about both of them but not in third wheel way like in platonically involved way #'parental figure' is not correct when it is a couple and not like found/adopted siblings I think lol #but 'authority figure' is too emotionally distant term to describe what it entails #but yes you see what I mean! #I am pretty sure there is a good word for it and I am being like a guy that called aquarium a liquid zoo help fdhhdfsds #bloodborne headcanons

[thepatronsaintoffilth]

uh oh

💞oh its about that time again ... the time when I start thinking about bending and breaking a *straight girl's sexuality

#*in a strictly fantasy context where i'm such a gigachad dyke i can *charm the les right out of the straightest straight in straighttown usa #*and by charm i mean seduce coerce cajole force #otherwise known as: #orientation play #putting extra disclaimers here because this is the play i feel the guitliest about #where i'm the aggressor #the stereotypical predatory lez scheming on her straight girlfriends #hiding in plain sight #the first one to lend a sympathetic ear when your boyfriend is being a dick #the shoulder you always cry on #that becomes bicep holding you in a headlock while i take advantage #... can you tell how wet i am right now? #smut

[calsvoid]

something something byler what about us something something we’re friends. we’re friends. something something romantic trope of downplaying a relationship because it’s on the threshold of turning into something more/it’s stopped being strictly non-romantic something something romantic trope of denial turned into big realization of feelings

#stranger things #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #i know what you are #i’m not good at analysis hence the lack of detail #but you get what i mean right #inspired by a fic i was rereading and one of the characters (infamous for hating emotional vulnerability) telling his not boyfriend to #‘not make [their not relationship] into something it’s not’ #i mean how many times has media had one character deny a relationship being romantic only for them to end up together

[bowserinthesky]

The werewolf gonna be ok with you not dating them, but in the third option they gonna feel used and you really gonna hurt their feelings (also, don't expect to date them again next full moon)

Also reminder: I checked and the moon cycle is 29 days and of these 29 days usually 3 are considered full moon

Lastly, If possible put in the tags your gender and sexuality cause I'm curious about the monsterfucker community profile :3

#poll #monster #monsterfucker #werewolf #werewolf boyfriend #werewolf girlfriend #can you warm up to the human form? #or 3 days a month is not worth the effort? #and if you can't deal with the human form... you gonna be noble and reject them? or it's ok to be a jerk for this unique opportunity? #I mean... they EVENTUALLY gonna get over it... right? #frankly even I'm not sure which vote right now... #also just dating them for the werewolf form can be considered a jerk move? #i mean... they could be dating someone that really loves his both forms #put would you totally pass dating a werewolf? #and you could eventually learn to like the human form #mine

[i-write-stories-not-sins-bitch]

Has nobody clocked the ridiculously underrated joke from the Barbie film yet during the “Girlfriend/Boyfriend” thing?

(Gifs by @onscreenkisses )

This part!

I may be reading into it but like, there are posts going on about them being Asexual, and while I’m 100% for that if that’s your headcanon, I think it’s because of something else.

Children’s toys don’t have ‘private parts’.

Sure barbie dolls have ‘boobs’ which are just plastic curves let’s not lie but they aren’t detailed! Between their legs is literally just smooth plastic!

And yeah yeah I hear the “But some kids would know what sex is” and I raise you this!

Shut the fuck up. They shouldn’t have to know, nor should they think that’s the only thing gf/bf’s do.

A child wouldn’t know what ‘girlfriend/boyfriend’s do when they stay over at each others houses, but they probably heard that exact phrase at some point, whether it’s from their sibling, a parent, or tv!

So Ken literally just wants to spend time with Barbie.

And I do see that as Asexual in a sense, but I also have a logical part of my brain screaming “MOST BARBIES/CHILDREN DON’T KNOW WHAT SEX IS, SO THATS LITERALLY NOT ON THE TABLE FOR THEM!”

But yeah, thanks for coming to my Barbie/Ken Talk :)

#barbie #barbie movie #also love the fact it’s GIRLfriend/BOYfriend #Ken putting himself after barbie cause he knows she’s the Barbie if you get me? #sorry but they literally CAN’T do the do #anatomically impossible for them #It’d be like that knockoff doll version of thunderbirds #uh #TEAM AMERCIA #THAT FILM WAS SO FUCKED #CRINGY AS FUCK #But yeah like #that ONE scene #that would be what barbie and Ken #ok no not finishing this thought #but kids don’t and shouldn’t understand sex until they’re at the right age #and that doesn’t mean ‘keep all sex talk away from children’ because there ARE things that need to be known #just not the entire act and yknow… gameplan idk #barbie im so sorry #ken barbie #barbie barbie #barbie movie gifs

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[leupagus]

One of the many, many things I loved about "Big Week" was this: the first person Ted asks out on a date is Sassy. There's been a whole lot of drivel from fandom about how Sassy is awful for sleeping with Ted even at times when he's feeling sad, as if it's manipulative or unethical — which is such a goddamn 9th-grader view of how sex among actual adults work — but this episode shows very clearly that Ted is an eager, not to say instigating, participant in their sex-nanigans.

And thanks in part to Sassy, Ted's finally, FINALLY starting to think about dating. In the second season, he makes a comment about "wouldn't it be great if I found my soulmate on Bantr?" but as far as canon has shown, he never even made an account. But I think Michelle having a boyfriend has prompted Ted to look around in earnest. Not, I think, out of a "I'll show her" mentality (a trap that far too many divorced men fall into), but because he's actually thinking about what he wants the rest of his life to look like, now that Michelle will not be sharing it.

I don't think Ted is necessarily thinking about sharing a life with Sassy, either. We know Ted is a romantic, and he likely wouldn't ask anyone out just for shits and giggles; but he's also been friends with serial dater Beard for decades, and has been around soccer and football players to boot. He understands the concept of casual dating, and it's very possible that he would've been fine with casually dating Sassy.

But he's also ready to go further with her if that's what ends up happening; he likes her enormously, finds her funny, appreciates her for who she is. And she likes him too! So I don't think it can be ignored that, when Ted first starts thinking "who would be a good match for me," he thinks of Sassy.

#ted lasso #flo collins #I think she was absolutely right to turn him down flat #I would too! #he's looking up pictures of his ex-wife's boyfriend on Facebook!!! #I don't want to date anyone who's still hung up on the person that came before me #but the fact that he asked her is really significant #even if it's just to show that ted's taste in romantic partners has changed #I'm just saying maybe Ted's type is no longer soft-spoken midwesterners #maybe now it's natural brunettes who are kind of mean in a loving sort of way #(I say natural brunettes because I love rebecca/waddingham but that is a—flawless to be clear—dye job) #which actually covers a lot of people in his life #but you know what? ted may only have two hands but he's got a lotta gumption #believe mothereffers #theodore lasso: work in progmess

[sebcosmothetransguy]

other couples: “would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺”

me with my partner: “would you love me still if i was made of feet? 👹”

#for backstory: my partner HATES feet #like it’s scared of feet #genuinely #but he says it loves everything about me #so that must include my feet #so it must love them as well right? #and so that would mean if i was made out of feet #he would love those too #i’ll ask him questions or do silly things like this all the time #it’s hilarious and adorable how spooked he gets #i should stop torturing it so much though 😔 #queer love #queer pride #queer community #silly posting #silliness #late night posting #half asleep thoughts #mischievous activities #couple things #aroace #aroace things #ehehehhhehehe #hehhheheehhehe #hehehehehehe #and yes my boyfriend would still love me if i was a worm #i would definitely still love it if it was a worm too #why wouldn’t you???

[wutheringmights]

um. ickywars sweep?

this is how ickywars can still win

#in my defense i said to temper your expectations #believe it or not but i actually do like the ship and i think they could really have something if circumstances weren't different #okay rant time but warriors having an oc boyfriend is a common trope right? so often the boyfriend is a fellow soldier or a sheikah warrior #which. fair. but also THE FRATERNIZATION!!! HE IS A SUPERIOR OFFICER #which is why Warriors having a weird situationship with an agent of an enemy state is a fantastic alternative #pros: warriors is not capable of having a normal relationship ever. it's funny. the enemy agent is mean to him in a way he thinks is hot #they can have a fun little dynamic where they're teasing each other about treason and spilling national secrets #it would be fantastic #cons: NONE #like you don't even need to make it icarius #just go ahead and make this the common trope for oc boyfriends #i want this to be my cultural impact #me rambling #lu ctb #ask #linked universe #anonymous #ctb is a comedy

[feldsparite]

right see sumi and goro can actually be really good foils to sophia and zenkichi respectively. sumi and sophia both deal with issues of personhood and identities, and exist in relation to their sisters, who are superior/better to them in some capacity. the way sumi elevates her sister into a perfect being similar to that of a god via her own desires, while emma is a delusional god created from the masses' desires is also interesting. there's also the whole aspect of sumi denying herself vs sophie trying to learn who she is. their insecurities are also pretty similar. there can even be something about the parallels in their relationships with maruki/ichinose, and how their rejection of them is a key turning point in their arcs

goro and zenkichi are both morally grey detective/ law enforcement adjacent characters who are framed through opposite trajectories throughout the course of their respective games. they're both habitually untruthful, and are themed around justice- both having a somewhat idealistic and naive view of right/wrong despite being cynics. they're also both being used in some way- which they put up with for their own agendas. there's similar motivations of revenge in their arcs too, fuelled by a similar pent up destructive rage. huge parts of their characters revolve around family, and there's something intriguing in exposing Final Boss of Daddy Issues Goro Akechi to Solid B-Tier Father, Takes Better Care Of Random Teenagers Than Own Child Zenkichi Hasegawa

...aaaand end post! great! now time to say i haven't played royal btw i'm just saying words recreationally. Teehee (*´ω｀*)✧

#hasegawa hell #I PROMISE YOU. THE CHARACTER INTERACTIONS ARE THERE. THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!!!! #but instead i get tsundere akechi goes growly mode at zenkichi because he was mean to his boyfriend 🥰🥰🥰 (BORING!!!!!) #oh wow this post has been rotting in my drafts for 2 months..... ok you guys can look at it now