#youareonlyastory

[needahugfromesme]

Sweetie Pie, I have questions.

Since your fabulous little creation of Carlisle with a Cuddly Bear, the people wanna know…

What do the rest of the family cuddle at night? 🥺

(Also hai sorry, I’ve been so absent and you’ve been holding fort’s down so glamorously but it’s summer now so time for Carlesme stans to sparkle in the daylight again, yea?)

Welcome back, angel!!! ❤❤❤(I'm ashamed to admit that I haven't been very active on Tumblr since my shit project and house hunting have sucked my soul out of my body😥）

Carlisle and Esme:

I feel it would be like, Carlisle cuddles Esme, Esme holding a stuffed animal in her arms haha.

I think Carlisle and Esme both love being the little spoon since they both have some level of insecurities. But Carlisle is more of a big spoon. Carlisle left young Esme and then she got hurt, therefore, his experience of regret and fear of losing her could be more real, and touching her can ease his anxiety. If one of them is not in the bed, they would take comfort from objects that have the other's scent on them, Carlisle cuddles Esme's bear, and Esme buries her face in Carlisle's pillow.

Rosalie and Emmett:

EMMETT CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIS GIGANTIC STUFFED BEAR!

Rosalie might be the big spoon and cuddle Emmett at night? I feel she's not the kind of person who craves constant physical contact all the time.

Jasper and Alice:

I can't picture Jasper sleeping in a cuddling position. He probably would be lying in bed like this

with 4'10 Alice cuddling one of his arms and holding a shining unicorn in her other hand.

Edward and Bella:

Each other idk? or like this

what do you think?😆

#youareonlyastory #asks #twilight #the cullens

[the-golden-onion]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY🎉🎉🎉🎉

THANK YOU!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

#youareonlyastory #answered #BIRTHDAY ONION!!!

[carllisle]

📣📣📣

Lady, give us the disgusting regrettable Aro/Carlisle slashfic before i confess to myself that i want it

#DONT make me want to ship this #youareonlyastory #actually you should write it my beloved so I don’t have to #make it slutty and sacreligious and saucy #u have my blessing mwah #btw I’m riding the love island finale high rn it’s my World Cup so

[vampiresinforks]

Tag 9 mutual you want to know better!

@acewardcullen and @night-unfurls-its-splendour tagged me 300 years ago and I just found it in my drafts again now that I came back to (tumblr) life, sorry!

Three ships: Twilight or in general? I can't tell cause everyone's replies are different... but idk in Twilight all the canon ones plus the tension that is between Edward and Jacob... yes I am one of those people

First ever ship: Maron Kusakabe and Chiaki Nagoya ;___;

Last movie: American Hustle... meh

Last song: idk, something from the Royal Blood Radio on Spotify

Currently reading: nothing cause I started (literally) over a dozen books in the past year and haven't finished a single one

Currently watching: One Piece

Currently consuming: tea

Currently craving: water

I am tagging @edwardsvirtue, @wickedz, @romeestrvjds, @howly, @canongingeredwardcullen, @palmofafreezinghand, @youareonlyastory, @violetdel-ights, @edwardsmate4ever cause I literally don't know most of you so why not? :)

[thecullanos]

shoutout to @youareonlyastory and @spanishinfluenza for being the baddest bitches to not only be practically offered places in pfach’s harem but for also briefly exposing him to cullano content absolutely stunning unhinged behaviour and they collectively slay all day we at the cullanos salute you ♥️🔪🩸⛓️

#Peter facinelli will remember you ladies #and you would fit in well as wife 4 and 5 of Carlisle cullano #the cullanos

[twicomfy]

Long overdue post but @stregoni-benefici and I have been meaning to watch P Fach’s new masterpiece together 👀

So if anyone wants to join us to watch The Ravine, please let us know 🥰

Also tag whoever might be interested!

@edwardssnail @renegadepack @youareonlyastory

#twilight #carlisle cullen #twilight renaissance #peter facinelli

[gisellelx]

I have just seen your response regarding the Cullen linguistics and when I thought I couldn't love it more, I quickly found your theory regarding their changing terminology. (Your mind is beautiful!!!)

By your own admision, you mentioned it would be reeeeally rare for Carlisle to swear. Do you have any ideas for what kind of behaviour causes each individual to curse?

(And not just, for eg, Bella's general existence)

You're so sweet, @youareonlyastory! My mind is actually dead at this time of year, so I've turned it to vampires for awhile to reboot it. 🥰

(Prev vampire linguistics post)

Some of the characters I've thought about more than others, but here are some observations.

Easy: Jasper and Emmett. Emmett is the only one who swears in canon (“Damn you’re a mess”), and if you extrapolate that there’s lots we don’t see in canon plus that dialogue != real speech, it’s a hop skip and a jump to these two swearing a lot. They are the ones who are the most like to get into it over nothing and suddenly get deep into a very mouthy exchange until someone notices Esme standing there, wide-eyed. She's heard it all by this point, but they still hang their heads and say "oops, sorry" when it's her listening. Jasper swears using more slang original to his era, but fuck, piss, damn, were all already quite common. Emmett is playful and outgoing and likely picks up new slang pretty readily, so he's more likely to use some of the newer constructions like flying fuck or fuckin 'a, or ADJ/ADV as fuck.

Also pretty easy: Edward. I really need to re-read [ETA: oooh that was an autocorrect error in the original post--it turned "reread" into "read" which are not the same thing. I've read that sucker, it's just painful to read it again.] Midnight Sun again just to be on top of it but I keep opening it and putting it down because that boy's head is hard to read. One gets the sense in the original saga that he's a bit stuck up but holy cow, when you’re in his POV it is painful how conceited he is. So Edward swears very little. He thinks casual swearing is beneath him. He swears when things are truly dire, like with the van. He occasionally trades a few words with his brothers and they treat him like a kitten who is hissing at them when he does.

Bella: grew up in peak fuck patois generation and should be a big f-bomb user. However, most of her language comes from the kinds of books she reads--she's a wallflower who hasn't spent much time hanging around her peers. So she knows the words, but doesn't use them very often, especially compared to other women her age. You get a bit of her annoyance with Lauren in the books, and to a lesser extent Jessica; even though she thinks of herself as uninteresting, she also thinks of some of her classmates as vapid. She's going to distance from them linguistically just like she does socially.

Rosalie: Thinks its unladylike and beneath her, much like Edward. She didn't swear as a human and pretended to be scandalized, and she doesn't do it much as a vampire. Emmett can coax her to play with it a little bit when she's hunting or working on cars. And I'm inclined to take an out-of-universe explanation that the Twilight saga was written by someone who doesn't herself swear much if at all, and was written at the beginning of the surge of YA, when people were much more circumspect about what kinds of language belonged in YA books, for the explanation why we don't see her ever think will you fuck off? to Edward in Midnight Sun. I imagine she swears at him in her head with some regularity.

Alice: Alice is hard. She's very fun loving, which means she's pretty likely to embrace new language. And she has no memory of who she was before, so she's not influenced by ideas of what she needed to be as a human, unlike Rosalie, who is still very much clinging to that high society debutante identity. She's much freer to explore. So my guess is she can get up to it with the boys, but probably doesn't usually.

Renesmee: Sounds like a GenZ-er. It drives everyone crazy. In addition to swearing, she uses things like sus and "girls gays and theys" and definitely went through a "yolo" phase. She's constantly trying to figure out where she fits, and trying on all the latest language is a big part of that.

Carlisle: swears with his sons, mostly over sports. Many of the newer terms don't even feel like swearing to him, so he thinks it's funny to try them out. There's a line in one of my short stories where I decided for writing purposes that the best narration was to just say "Carlisle cracked one far into right field and informed them both that they could do something to his genitals that left them with their mouths hanging open." I have a very clear idea of what it was that he said, though and it was shocking. Trash talking with his sons makes him feel young and light.

He swears in anger only when extremely exasperated, usually with Edward, and that's when you get the 17th century swears.

Esme: Largely does not swear. She is moderately amused when Carlisle trash-talks the boys, and just shakes her head disapprovingly at him. She's learned to use a little bit of language in bed, though it happens at intervals best measured in years. When she does, she and Carlisle both find it sexy.

Or is that "they find it sexy AF"? 😉

Thanks for the ask!

#linguistics #twilight #vampire linguistics #cullen family #carlisle cullen #Esme cullen #Emmett cullen #Jasper Hale #Edward cullen #Bella Swan #Alice cullen #rosalie hale #asks #youareonlyastory

[bisexualemmettcullen]

For the human AU- I wanna actually your Carlmeans bants

and to mix things up, if you‘ve got a vamp AU- I’d like to know how poor Ms perverted Cope is doing 💖💖💖💖

and for the Movies- Mr Molina 💚 he’d make a dope herbologist vampire 💚

im sorry babes idk what you meant in the first question :(

vamp!ms.cope? She already scares the shit out of students as a human, edward's the only one who had the balls to ask her about switching classes and he STILL got turned down. Tbh she's already stone cold in the figurative sense, she's just missing the ✨skin of a killer✨

ah mr molina! such an under appreciated movie character... i think he'd still be a bio teacher tbh. He'd find sanctuary in the greenhouses where the light is filtered and artificial. His biology course would be sans the blood typing lab. He'd try and put it off under the guise that "too many kids get physically ill from it" every semester so he just stopped doing that lab. it would be hella interesting if both edward and mr molina were vampires though. the genuine concern he'd have for edward when Bella first enters the classroom and he can barely compose himself. Mr Molina would have to act quickly to divert the situation because it could mean he or edward would be exposed as supernatural beings. it would be interesting to explore that relationship in that way!

#asks #youareonlyastory

[meluisart]

Golden onion!!! ✨✨✨ Golden onion ✨✨✨✨

and Sick Masochistic Lion? 🦁💖💖

Golden onion- What is/was your favorite subject in school?

BTE, which was an abbreviation for kunstvakken II beeldende vakken-tekenen which in turn... translates to Art-classes II visual subjects-drawing. BTE is where I got most of my knowledge from, I had a good teacher, who continued to mentor me for many years outside of school as well. It was the only class where I felt safe enough to go about my buisness, and just do what I wanted to within the guidelines of the assignments. It is also the one subject where my classmates left me be. I liked being left to my own devices.

Sick masochistic lion- What are your guilty pleasures?

Napping in the breakroom at work, feels forbidden while it isn't and I enjoy doing it. Eating peanut butter from the jar. Scratching itches on my left shoulder, because it looks weird but feels ooooh so good. Saying I dislike a certain fandom, and then indulging in private anyway. Playing cheesy romance games on my phone even though they are super corny.

#ask #answered #youareonlyastory #personal

[palmofafreezinghand]

ITS A SHARED EXPERIENCE?! I bought I was just a teenage stalker 😍

Gimme your doll pls?????😍😍

Listen I'm not sure you weren't not a teenage stalker just that we both might have been. 💖

I really thought this story would only come out on my death bed but here we are.

(For reference here's @youareonlyastory 's doll).

For background there is a brand really popular in the states called "American Girl Dolls" that centers around different stories of young girls in different points of history.

Well there's a branch of the American Girl Doll "fandom" that exists on Instagram that focuses on photography of these dolls. They also "customize" their dolls (switch wigs, change out eyes, re-paint faces, ect.) It was really fun, and pretty helpful if you got a used old doll that had maybe seen better days (what most of my dolls were).

I don't know what on earth possessed me for a photoshoot to make two of mine two random vampire parents from a series I don't even remember liking all that much at that age but here are some photos I could scrounge up.

If I made them today there's a lot of things I would change (my photography skills first off) but you know what fourteen(?) year old me had fun. And maybe one of these days I'll break them out of storage and try my hand at it again.

#asks #if i disappear from tumblr for a month it's because of this #you know what no let teenage girls enjoy things #except this this is weird

[spanishinfluenza]

If sliders are to Carlisle what bare feat are to Esme…

What are the Cullens’ kids choice of untamely shoe?

In order of my favourite

Rose - Louboutin so kates

Emmett - those foot mask things? Like the socks wbthe jelly inside. They do nothing for his skin he just likes the squelch sound. Also a HUGE croc fan, sports mode only

Edward - brogues 🙄

Alice -

Jasper - he wears leather loafers w no socks like a walking fucking ick. And yknow those make shift heeleys that are just wheels that you can strap to the heel of any of your shoes? He finds novelty spurs that fasten that same way and wears them all the time w the velcro straps showing bc he's suck a prick

#i hope i please you w this??? #love you dearly and miss you already my love #twilight #mine #rosalie hale #edward cullen #emmett cullen #alice cullen #jasper hale #ask #youareonlyastory

[needahugfromesme]

can you recommend some of your fave carlesme fics? it can be from ao3 or ffn hehe thank you 🫶

Hi! Sorry, it's been six or seven years since I fanatically read a lot of fanfic from ao3 or ffn. My time on Tumblr fandom has been spent reading beautifully written, sexy, touching, poetic oneshots by these Tumblr bloggers @fiddlesolo@stregoni-benefici @youareonlyastory @carllisle @spanishinfluenza

These are the fanfics from ao3 and ffn that I can think of right now.

Mackenzie L- the legend of Carlesme fandom. She has many wonderful oneshots besides Stained Glass Souls and Behind Stained Glass

@jessicanjpa- the expert of the Cullens. You can find brilliant stories about carlesme interacting with other family members. I LOOOOOVE her Esme and Edward fanfics!

@palmofafreezinghand- Funny dialogues, detailed and fascinating inner monologue...I can't decide which one of her fanfic is my favourite.

@gisellelx-I love her! for the way her words make me cry my eyes out, break my heart and then magically mended it and warmed it.

If anyone also writes carlesme's fanfics or would like to recommend some pls do!

#asks #anon #twilight #twilight fanfic

[stregoni-benefici]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Could you reccomend some Carlesme fics to read? Romantic or smutty 🖤

Happy Valentine’s Day to you too 🖤 Of course it will be my pleasure.

Carlisle & Esme fics for Valentine’s Day

A treasured Antique by Little Obsessions

Inspired by Silver, Medium: Fire on Frost by Mackenzie L. A bit darker, nsfw

Six Interruptions by Brynna very cute, slightly nsfw

Other work from @needahugfromesme @palmofafreezinghand @spanishinfluenza @youareonlyastory and other Carlesme stans (feel free to add more) I highly recommend ♥️

#sorry if i forgot anyone #who else writes amazingly #there was Carlisle and juman Esme au I totally enjoyed please remind me the name #Carlisle and Esme #fic

[carllisle]

some of you carlesme stans r so nasty. not me tho. the horniest I image them is holding hands. get well soon tho

#what have I been subjected to seeing #me n rach in our apertment while the house down the road is on fire or smth #BLOCK BLOCK #spanishinfluenza and youareonlyastory if you see this it’s about you

[youareonlyastory]

So, not only did I set out to make my debut on AO3, I did so in the way that would cause irreparable damage.

I can only heartily apologise.

#Cursed Carlesme Smut #You get Cursed #you get Cursed #YOU get cursed #18+ #because the cursed is bad and the smut is dire #The blame rests not solely on my shoulders #spanishinfluenza #Looking at you Bub 💖 #CURSED 💖

[onebigsimp]

I hear you’re having a bad time so have the faces of a couple a beauties to cheer you up ❤️❤️❤️

It’s a bad time, not a bad life 💖❤️🧡💙 stick with it lovely, you’ll come out better in the end!

Sending lots of Carlesme love ☀️☀️☀️

🥺 Agh everyone is so sweet cheering me up. Thank you lovie so much!!

I'm mostly ok now! Just tired. Probably going to take a bath.

Those two are so cute. :,) I wish they'd interacted more in the movies so we'd have had more cute pictures of the Hopeless Romantic babies.

Thank you again. <3

#twilight #carlesme #ask answered #youareonlyastory