How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:
(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)
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Why are people mad at the barbie promo?
it's not a standard promotional cycle for a film that happens to involve mattel's famous toy. it is a massive brand push to revitalize a product for a new age, and the movie is the commercial. it is not normal to have promotion that includes collaborations with: airbnb, hair tools, many makeup companies, rollerskates, forever21, canned lemonade, ruggable, toothburshes, skincare, shoe lines, gap, pacsun, OPI etc etc etc............... like i'm going to go see the movie! it will in all likelihood be fun and enjoyable. but this rollout is explicitly mattel's first phase in what they hope is a HUGE endeavor to make "cinema" out of every one of their products, as a way to get more people to buy these products. regardless of how the barbie movie turns out, it is not actually good for anyone to have a failing film industry turn to self-cannibalizing commercial products for story. i hope everyone has a good time! i don't give a fuck if you want to buy a hot pink dress and go with your girlfriends and revel in your #womanhood or whatever. but the degree to which mattel has already had input in the actual movie + made people think that their massive push of product is some sort of cool innovative trendy Promotion (while having plans to do this to. 45 other producuts) is like. lol oh boy.
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i just heard one of my favorite youtubers say this meme out loud in a video and the pronounciation FLOORED ME so now i gotta know:
poll is just "which way do you say it"; tags is "which way is right", assuming your answer to "which way is right" is different to "which way do you say it". or i guess tags are also for uhhhhhh if your answer is complicated and if you wanna explain, if you have a diff way of pronouncing (pls tell meeeee), or whatever else you want, im not your parents, idk
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I hate when shows try to make me feel bad for a father. Grow up
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new fe players who started with 3h be like "HOW am I supposed to care about characters without 5000+ lines of dialogue about how mentally ill they are and a year by year breakdown of their entire life from birth till the story starts and 38hrs of seeing them age and go through formative experiences this is OUTRAGEOUS" meanwhile fe boomers be like "this is my scrimblo McRedKnight from the japan-exclusive 1998 game Tales of the Honky Tonky War he has three (3) lines one of which you'll only see with his literal last breath and he's my favorite character ever because one time he dodge-tanked 12 enemies in a row on enemy phase and procced a 17% crit chance on the chapter boss and gained str spd and def on level up"
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Sooooooo
Lemme get this right. We can’t house the homeless population in SF, Oakland, and other cities but we can build “nap shelters” for our poor exhausted eviction enforcers??? Is that right????
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Imagine baking something and you’re left fending off your f/o with a spoon because they keep trying to eat the batter- NO NO NO NO DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THIS, KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE BOWL.
NO YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY UGH, THAT’S IT OUT OF THE KITCHEN, OUT OF THE KITCHEN, DON’T GIVE ME YOUR SAD PUPPY EYES.
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NOPE (2022) → Angel's band tees
Earth (est. 1989, experimental rock)
Rage Against the Machine (est. 1991, rap-metal)
The Jesus Lizard (est. 1987, noise rock)
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me: mom I want boy george
mom: we have boy george at home
the boy george at home:
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NAOMI, JADE CARGILL & BIANCA BELAIR
WWE SMACKDOWN (APRIL 5, 2024)
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being on Sleep Token tumblr is like holding hands standing in a circle nervously giggling and trembling from excitement. i feel like we should all just follow each other and do that
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Having a little heart-2-heart with Minsc and Boo
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