Can we get those fanchilds now??? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Hmmm....*gives a death glare and hands them over* they don't have names since I couldn't come up with anything...😐
I suck at drawing humans😵💫👆
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hey girl sorry um. we stabbed your boyfriend in the senate house. yeah a seer told him to beware the ides of march but he didn't listen. brutus and cassius got him. i'm so sorry
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so sorry to tell you this but we accidentally put your boyfriend in the wash with a pink sweater. he’s ok but he’s pink now. yeah, all of him. and honestly?? it’s kind of a good look!!
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Yeah sorry we put your boyfriend in the corner. Yeah, he’s in the spotlight, losing his religion. Yeah he’s trying to keep up with you :/ oh no I’ve said too much
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Yeah my partner and I actually got engaged because in a boyfriend4boyfriend relationship it was getting too dangerous to browse tumblr. One of us was always getting pickled or being threatened by a tsunami or trapped in a narrative. It was really cutting into our quality time.
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hey girl just wanted to let you know that your boyfriend came on tumblr and drowned in the vanilla extract sea. yeah sorry :/
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hey bad news. ur boyfriend. yeah he turned around. yeah man sorry his love for you ultimately became his downfall. yeah sorry u gotta go back to the underworld :/
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Sorry about your boyfriend. The walls began to tear. Not the walls of the train but those of his false and hollow reality. Yeah, he’s twisting in his thrall to yog-sothoth. All the doors are open now. Sorry.
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hey sorry but I put your boyfriend in a poll and no one voted for him. yeah he got like one percent of the votes. the people in the tags are laughing at him. sorry
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your boyfriend is catatonic in my arms. yeah. yeah he's crying about causing so much harm, or something. he's pounding his head against the kitchen floor. he's— yeah. yeah he apologized for his life and ever entering yours.
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My tumblr sexy man wall
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Sorry, your boyfriend is frozen in there and we're out here and he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. Still, what I want to know is where's your boyfriend
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