Overprotective Malleus Headcanons:
He is the embodiment of loitering
If you go somewhere he’s right by your side
If you go to the bathroom, he’s outside the bathroom
Personally cooks your food(via his fire) because he doesn’t trust the large hot box(he’s talking about the oven guys.)
Malleus simply doesn’t believe the electric oven can reach various temperatures
Malleus doesn’t believe in the possibilities of a lot of modern things
Such as various creams for injuries and burns and the ingredient list on food.
Malleus will literally snuggle with you and not let you go.
He’s that popular Cleveland show Tiktok sound
Yuu: I’ve got to get back before Malleus realizes I’m not in bed
Malleus: Yuu? Yuu?!
Please someone help him. He’s practically about to get feral if Leona is in vicinity
“Yuu, get behind me. There’s a dangerous predator in the area!”
🦁“Says the guy who’s so intimidating no one invites you to anything!”
If Malleus can’t be near you he’ll send Silver or Sebek to be your guard
He buys all your clothes. It’s part of courting process.
Makes you move into Diasomnia. There’s no arguing against it.
Expect to be magically teleported to his room in the middle of the night if you refuse
Malleus also makes Grim file his claws down.
“Your claws could scratch Child of Man’s skin!”
🐈⬛ “What about yours overgrown lizard?!”
Luckily you stop Malleus from trimming Grim’s claws. He’s very upset by this.
He’s also still upset you won’t let him be around you all the time.
It’s only natural that he be around you so the jagged pebbles don’t scrape your knees
Or that the steps don’t make you trip
Or you don’t get knocked out in PE
There’s so much danger at NRC that isn’t the students!
“Hornton, I’ll be fine. I’ve broken a bone before.”
After that, Malleus makes a French noble girl shocked gasp and faints to the floor.
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obviously it's wild that silver's response to flint telling him about thomas is to be like "sorry that happened but i noticed that all the people closest to you die, and now i'm the person closest to you so i'm worried about my safety," but it's even more wild that he follows that up with "but then i realized i'm so powerful now bc of how loved and feared i am by the crew that actually i'm probably going to be the one who causes your death, so..."
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Sugar daddy submas all of it give it to me I love it so much
I want sexy train man to fund my life
God same. They would treat you so right.
Once full sugar daddy mode has been engaged, the twins often send you gifts on top of your usual allowance. It's typically something small or practical, but you can tell that they put thought and care into whatever they choose.
You mentioned how your heels hurt after a long evening of standing and dancing? In the next week, expect a paid visit to get a massage/pedicure and a pair of shoes that are so comfortable you vow never to wear your old ones again.
Are you in college or interested in learning something new? They've looked ahead and gotten you your supplies (and have already paid off the class tuition for the semester).
Has the weather gotten colder these last few days? A large box surprises you when you arrive home. Inside is a luxurious wool coat. It's so soft and warm - perfect for a walk out on their arms!
Do you like jewelry? They plan together to give you a gorgeous set of earrings with one black pearl and one white pearl.
Ingo likes to send flowers with his gifts. He chooses flowers for a small bouquet and has them sent over along with a handwritten note. It's such a nice touch, and it brightens up your whole apartment. Every time you look at them, it makes you think of him.
Emmet will always send a small present for your pokemon with his gift because he knows how much you dote on her. A cute collar that matches the necklace he sends you, a pokenip mouse toy, or even just a little treat. Send him a picture of purrloin with her present (or even better, you enjoying yours) and he'll be over the moon.
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sure, regulus black is a loser, but let’s not forget that remus lupin is too??? they are both so pathetic and damp and look like they need to be sent to the seaside for their health. they are crumply lil waifs. sirius and james obsess over them anyway.
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Kidnapping kink and bondage? Please say no more
I still dont like how I draw him, I'm probably gonna have to do art studies on ppl who draw him how I like and figure it tf out afkrghw
Also I KNOOWWWW hes a scrawny looking mf but I wanna make him just a LILLL bit more muscular
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HC that Sirius was on top in his Astronomy classes, even though on every lesson he was sleeping. When the profesor woke him and asked a question to catch him not listening, he would always answer it right.
But still he pretended to hate Astronomy with his whole heart – it was an area his parents had forced him to learn from a young age, and of course he hates everything that is associated with them.
The only person that knows Sirius doesn't actually hate Astronomy was Remus – he was the one to listen to Sirius talking about random constellations late at night when he couldn't sleep or was woken by a nightmare; he was the one with who Sirius could lay in the grass for hours pointing at stars and explain their meanings; at last he was the one who saw excited gleam in Sirius' eyes when someone asked about his and his brother's names, despite the poker face he put on then.
Remus knew, that deep in his heart Sirius loves Astronomy and sometimes he was wondering if he loves Astronomy more than him...
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