#your daddy don't know

[fetlockflowers]

"Very fine people on both sides" Garak...

#cartoon dinosaur.... #I can't keep defending you Garak #I know you're gay as hell and have the worst Daddy issues... and that makes your crimes obviously better #but oh man just please don't talk about bajorans #ds9 #Garak #elim garak #deep space nine #ds9 fanart #my art #this is from that episode where they do in the space station as it was 7 years ago

[andy-clutterbuck]

5x11 | The Distance

#richard you're just standing up please stop #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S5 #are you even alive if Feral Wildman Rick didn't speak to some nasty part of your brain #The Brown Tshirt™™™ #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy energy #sounds fake #don't flash your lower back at me you tart #i will not beg for dick i will ask nicely one more time #you know those sticky hands toys from the store quarter machines? #that'd be my existence #ya ever want to worship someone's torso #sounds a bit hannibal lectery #but still....

[jeysuso]

Paul Heyman talking to Ava (aka The Rock's daughter 👀) on NXT, 10th October 2023.

#paul heyman #wwe ava #wwe nxt #nxtedit #wweedit #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #LET'S GO ROCK VS. ROMAN BABYYYYYYYYY #WE'RE COOKINGGGGGGGGG #paul trying to sell her on a dream when they know the bloodline's a whole mess #girl you just left one toxic situation don't get into another #stay away from that tribal ass chief and his minions lmfao #tell your daddy to come beat his ass #he was saying to her that there's nothing NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING that the bloodline can't do???? i think???? #(except stay as a healthy family unit obv)

[ladybugsimblr]

Bailey: And she's still looking. Do I have to go over there? Q: Please don't. Bailey: I know I’ve been soft lately but I’ll still beat a bi- Q: Babe, we know. We didn’t forget. Hands and feet. Bailey: And crutches. Somebody better tell her. Q: You’ll shut her little vendor operation down. Bailey: Never sell another crepe in her whole lifespan. Q: Put the fear of the butterfly in her entire legacy! Bailey: FACTS!! 10 generations!!!

#Q please! 😅 #don't hype your wife up like this #you know she still a little bit hot headed #don't play with her #q said he likes a little crazy every now and then #rebi was napping #but was prob dreaming of tussling for her daddy #don't play her either #bklegacy #bklgen2 #bailey kay #quinton #rebi

[babacontainsmultitudes]

OK tell me in the tags which dndads character makes you the most ill but YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE

#whatever ill means to you could be your fave could be your least fave could be neither could be both #dndads #but you think of them and it HURTS #more than anyone else even if it's close #dungeons and daddies #I don't even know what my answer to this is #...hm maybe Nick Close

[annefic]

LOTS OF PEOPLE BUSYBODIES up in my notes very CURIOUS and NOSY about the video of tim adjusting himself that was brought up (NOT BY ME!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED!!!) in response to the message I got about tim's... size

So here, ya filthy animals:

@thiziri sent me this! Don't fuckin' @ me!!!

#it's so obvious (even without this evidence) that he prefers traditional loose boxer shorts #and idk what is wrong with me (it clearly runs deep) but for some reason I think that's kind of cute #just feels... kinda old fashioned I guess? I feel like most guys these days don't? so probably a result of his dad being older #and y'all know that any mention of daddy laurence gets me FERAL #paniniseller in particular your use of the phrase ''plum shuffles'' has been BURNING A HOLE THROUGH MY BRAIN since I read it

[bumblingbabooshka]

On the topic of Harry and Kes being proteges to Janeway and Tuvok respectively - both of them developing mommy/daddy issues despite having perfectly normal and healthy relationships with their parents.

#Janeway mommy issues (spontaneous development) vs Tuvok daddy issues (deepening problem) #Janeway will give you mommy issues regardless of your relationship with your actual mother #Tuvok will not GIVE you daddy issues but if you already have them? Brother. They're about to get worse. #<- Why Harry is immune but Tom is not #Tom and B'Elanna are double K.O'd by Tuvok & Janeway #I think Kes still has unresolved stuff with her father since he died so soon and she obviously still misses him #would be enough. #Tuvok just gives the vibe of someone who is not trying at all to be fatherly to others and yet somehow keeps attracting people who have #bad relationships with their own father. #Like 'And you can be my dad' (I don't want to be your father) 'Great! You already know your lines!' #Important: Tuvok will never IMPROVE your daddy issues unless you're a very specific type of person #Like for Kes I think she'd make it out fine but Tom would kill himself trying to gain Tuvok's approval #He wouldn't even know why #voy

[meyerlansky]

I have successfully boiled my problem with most of the izzy reads that i hate down to a sentence:

he's not sexually repressed, he's emotionally repressed.

#they are different and ihave paragraphs and paragraphs of thoughts on it #but dressing like a leather daddy and holding your hand over an open flame and literally everything else he does #is not the behavior of a man who doesn't know or realize what gets him going #he's not closeted. he's not homophobic. he thinks having Any Positive Emotion not related to violence makes you vulnerable #[and he's right for his experience and circumstance but i won't touch that now] #his conflict is emotional; ed's ability to captain isn't compromised by his being attracted to a man. it's compromised by Having Feelings. #their ability to survive a world that wants them dead isn't compromised by either of them being queer; it's compromised by being SOFT #by having WEAK SPOTS #pets are a weak spot. lovers are a weak spot. get rid of them to stay safe. not out of spite. #not out of a disdain for those relationships themselves. out of disdain for what Feelings Do To You #idk man maybe i am simply emphatic about this nuance because i get—more than I would like—the impulse to be SAFE #even at the cost of your self and some chances at being happier #he doesn't even care that lucius is gay in the deck scene and i'd go so far as to say he doesn't really care that lucius is slutty #insofar as. like. he doesn't know him and pete are open. from a monogamy-normative perspective it's a betrayal. #your partner being unfaithful when you expect them To Be is ALSO A THING THAT CAN GET YOU KILLED #like idk i just. i think people don't get how much of him is about safety? #and i know the show's created this atmosphere of 'homophobia isn't a real threat' #but they haven't removed the violence and danger crews other than stede face for Other Reasons #so. he's very security-driven. and that's why he speaks to me. #and it's annoying that people just make 'lol izzy's closeted' 'peak homophobic gay' jokes instead of. engaging. with the shit izzy AND ED #went through to make them emotionally closed off the way they are #THE SENTENCE IS A SENTENCE BUT THE EXPLANATION SURE ISNT

[winepresswrath]

unfortunately I cannot be normal when characters love each other but break up anyway and it's for the best but they can't stay away and then the plot throws them back together and they figure out how to actually be together. This is what repeated exposure to The Philadelphia Story as a young child will do to a person.

#his girl Friday didn't help but it also didn't leave quite as much of an impression #I don't know! but I love it when people are divorced but bad at it #anyway here I am still entranced by gomens 2 what a world #incidentally tps is so wild to revisit as an adult #the past is a foreign country some screen writer was like #when women are overly judgemental of their fathers their fathers will naturally seek out younger mistresses to get that hit of #daughterly admiration & affection they crave #u say I gave u daddy issues but did u know that dads have daughter issues too? maybe I cheat on your mother because you're cold to me. #did u ever think of that? #and then the whole world was like this is a cinematic masterpiece and very normal

[reikurusu]

Listen...

I would not trust a single man I met while walking home alone at night

But Rei and Kazuki?

Two literal hitmen?

Without a doubt I'd trust them to walk me home

#This goes for both before and after the timeskip #Kazurei before the timeskip (and before Miri): They know what kinda scum walks around and don't want to see an innocent person get hurt #Kazurei AFTER the timeskip: OH BOY! #You know they'd be super protective! #“We have a daughter y'know” #“We wouldn't want her to walk around on her own at this time of night” #They'd spend the entire walk home talking about Miri and how proud they are of her #Kazuki's talking the lead in talking obv #Rei just agrees with everything #They'd also brag about their diner #Kazuki talks about Rei's French toast #Brags about it even #But still tells Rei that he has to expand his cooking skills #And when you arrive home you know they'd wait until you locked your door behind you #Okay so who's going to put this in a fic pls and thank you? #Buddy Daddies #Kazuki Kurusu #Rei Suwa #Kazurei

[andy-clutterbuck]

6x10 | The Next World

#hmmm #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S6 #it's me hi i'm the problem it's me #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy energy #sounds fake #why do pushed up or rolled up sleeves have so much power #*that 'we just don't know' bird* #his beautiful lil legs #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #*Elena Fisher voice* Okay cowboy #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Lincoln and Grant eventually having a very emotional and much needed talk over the speaking stones do you see my vision?

Lincoln who is so hurt and betrayed that he can't even bear to look at his dad right now, who *needs* space, but who loves his dad (the fucking poeticism of that nat 20 babeeey) and keeps the stone with him as a compromise, for when he's ready, as a show of love in and of itself, that he's still his dad's baby, eventually choosing to give him another chance.

Grant who loves his son more than anything in the world, but who can no longer avert his gaze and speak in half-truths and jump off of (cat)buses. Grant who *needs* to prove that he can confront himself and talk about his pain and his shame and his mistakes and try for his son's sake if not for his own to love himself and see himself as something other than broken and beyond repair. Grant who's last chance is stripped of all possibilities of escape and now he can only talk. But maybe it's easier this way for him too. To not have to look at the child he tried so painfully hard but ultimately failed to protect as his heart unravels, to pretend that he is alone with his thoughts rather than speaking to someone, to let the tears fall down his face without having to be seen.

#well at the very least I see my vision lol #it's sad Wilson hours what can I say I'm so worried about them #lincoln li wilson #grant wilson #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 ep 38 #spoilers #are you okay baba you haven't touched your speaking stone #I'M FINE I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM #no I've been a bit frustrated cause I have a big thing I've been trying to write about Lincoln and to a slightly lesser degree Grant #and perhaps the Wilsons more generally #but it's been hard to get to for some reason #but all that is on the past and the present #I really don't know what's going to happen with them #I've felt for a long while that their relationship would be the most difficult one to repair #definitely still feel that way oh yes all the more so now #but fuck I want so badly for them to get through it

[softquietsteadylove]

A newly arrived stallion arrives and Thena watches how Gil and that said stallion forming a bond

Something wholesome and cute? For the dressage AU

It was huge. Stallions were fairly large breeds, of course--well muscled and meant to be strong. But even with all that being said, there was no denying the horse was massive. It was all black, with quite a mean expression. Its long mane had yet to be trimmed or groomed because the beast wouldn't let anyone near it, let alone with shears.

Only one had been brave enough to even try.

Thena watched from around Olympia's shoulder. She had only seen the new arrival a few times, now. He had been purchased by the club for what an asset he could be, but first they needed someone willing to tame him. From what she had heard, Ikaris had tried, maybe even Eros - only the most egotistical riders, of course - but to no avail.

"Easy, boy, eyes on me."

Gil had a tight hold on the rope in his leather gloved hand. He let the horse trot in circles around him. The line was taut, the horse maintaining a distance from Gil but at his own pace. Gil walked in circles as he was led by his companion.

"That's right, it's okay," he spoke softly to the monstrous horse, keeping his eyes on it. He was the only one strong enough to compete with the horse's pull on the reins, of course. "No one's here to hurt you, pal. Just try to take it easy."

The horse glared at him, pulling back and trying to get up on his back legs.

"Ah--hey!" Gil tugged again, pulling him forward. "None of that!"

Thena watched, astonished as the stallion seemed to listen. She knew Gil had a way with the creatures, but she had never quite seen it to this degree. Maybe a way with a stubborn or fickle horse, but never taming an actual wild stallion. It was like something out of a romance novel.

Olympia bumped her shoulder.

"Hey!" Thena hissed at her impetuous horse, who flicked her ears at her. Olympia wanted to know more about the new horse as well, obviously. "Stop it!"

"Thena?"

Thena froze, nearly blushing at being caught spying on him (again). She pulled her hands behind her back to disguise her fingers fidgeting with the sleeves of her white buttoned shirt. "I-I see the new recruit is in good hands."

Gil looked at the stallion, who eyed Thena with a new level of wariness. Gil snapped the rope faintly, just enough to remind the horse of the bridle in its mouth. "Be nice."

His tail flicked, but the horse didn't exactly stomp or kick up his feet at her.

"I heard he was unworkable," she murmured, eyeing the creature keeping its distance from them.

Gil also kept his eyes on the young steed, like a coach eyeing a stubborn athlete. "No horse is unworkable, some are just more stubborn than others. But I think we're coming to understand each other."

The stallion attempted to rear up again, voicing his disagreement with that.

"Hey!" Gil barked at him, moving in front of Thena to keep the horse's eyes on him. "Don't make trouble for her!"

The young horse snorted but planted his hooves down again.

Gil wound the rope around his forearm to shorten the leash, walking forward again. "Listen, buddy, I get it, okay? You don't wanna be here?--tough. But it'll be fine if you give it a chance."

Thena watched as, once again, Gil the horse whisperer approached the unsocialised steed and spoke with him on even ground. She could imagine that if they dealt with canines that the unruly new creature would be seating itself before him.

"You think I got into this business because you smell great?" Gil snorted right back at the horse, who turned its face away from the joke about horse smell in general. "I used to just make horseshoes. But I met one horse, just like you, that was way too full of itself."

The horse whinnied again, complaining about its lecture.

"Shut up and listen," Gil sighed, loosening his grip on the rope. "I had to get some horseshoes on this thing, so I spent a whole month winning it over. And do you know what happened?"

The stallion just stared at him.

Thena felt the familiar and uncomfortably moist breath of a horse leaning over her shoulder. She nudged her nose away from her ear, "sh, just listen."

"I finally got the horse shoes on," Gil put his hands on his hips (the rope almost totally slack in his hand). "And he took a dump on me as soon as I did."

The stallion didn't even attempt to hide how much it enjoyed hearing that.

"Olympia," Thena whispered again, nudging her horse, who was also chortling behind her shoulder.

"But his hooves were in good condition for the rest of the season," Gil finished with a huff. He crossed his arms, "because he didn't have to like me, but we did have to work together."

The stallion turned its head somewhat, not wanting to concede.

"So," Gil held his hands up, dropping the rope tethering the horse to him, "I'm gonna let you think about what you want to do."

"Gil?" Thena frowned, watching the rope fall between him and the horse. She moved closer to Olympia subconsciously, and Gil took a few steps back from the horse and closer to her.

Gil stayed still in front of her, watching as the hose kicked and bucked and neighed at the top of his lungs. "He just has to get it out of his system."

Thena wasn't sure if there would be an end in sight to that. But Gil knew what he was doing, maybe more than any equestrian club member in the building. Although she had to admit that the sheer size and display put her on edge.

Gil didn't say anything - very kindly - about her clutching at his sleeve.

The stallion glared at him, panting from its display of protest. It stalked over to him slowly.

"Gil," Thena repeated, tugging at him more. The horse truly was huge, standing much, much taller than Olympia. She moved somewhat more behind him, "Gil!"

"It's okay," he said calmly, whether to her or the horse staring them down. He raised his hands openly, "you ready to give this another try?"

Thena held her breath, nearly hiding her eyes as Gil reached out to the stallion's nose. But she let it go as he actually let Gil pet him. It was slight, and after just a few pats he was sick of it, turning away and flicking his tail again. But Gil had done it, in a sense.

"It's okay," he chuckled, watching his stubborn new stablemate stomp around petulantly. "I think he's done with his temper tantrum, at least for now."

"Hm," Thena mused, unable to match his level of surety. But she did her best to pretend she hadn't been clinging to him. "I'm sure the riders will be eager to think that they can have a go at him, now."

"Well, I think he'll be reluctant to let anyone that close to him yet," Gil ruffled his hair, letting out a tense breath. He turned back to her properly, "sorry you had to get caught up in that."

She tilted her head at him, "was it true?--about you and taming that horse?"

"It is true," he rolled his eyes, "not that it's a nice story or anything. But that is how I started caring for horses and not just making horse shoes. So I guess I know how to deal with colts like him."

The stallion bellowed at him from across the pen, just to complain about being called a young colt.

"Save it, buddy," Gil chuckled back at the horse.

"You make an interesting pair, that is certain," Thena smiled, gravitating back to the side of her own lovely mare. "Should I look forward to watching you mount in the future?"

"Hm?" Gil blinked at her. "Oh, I'm no rider, I'll leave that to you guys."

Gil laughed it off, but Thena watched as he smacked the outside of his thigh, clad in blue jeans to emphasize that he wasn't a rider. But she wasn't sure about that, because he was definitely strong enough to ride if he wanted to.

Not that she had noticed such things.

"Come on," Thena murmured to Olympia as Gil went back to the steed, the boys bonding over whatever males bonded over. She tickled the nose of her prim white horse, "let's leave the men to their work."

#Thenamesh Dressage AU #Gil and a stallion #I don't know much about horses #but the one in that movie sure seemed like he didn't want to be ridden #the animation in that movie is stunning #even if I wasn't a horsegirl growing up #but Gil would know how to handle an unruly young horse trying to give him trouble #Gil is like oh I'm just a sweet mild mannered horse caretaker #but he's actually ranch daddy in blue jeans leading a horse with one arm and 'owen grady-ing' it with the other #Thena watching like hm does he always wear jeans that tight? #Olympia: yet again I am forced to witness this in front of my hay #also that new stallion is just the new kid at school #he'll be okay #Gil gets him a little more used to being here #Olympia: so what's your deal #Stallion: no one understands me

[hyperfixated-unicorn]

Another sxf vs bd fandom war in Twitter 🙄 Worse, it seems like a lot of sxf fans and bd fans can't stop being homophobic or misogynistic in their takes. Seriously, just rest this shit already and enjoy both shows.

#spy x family #buddy daddies #i thought we are just one big found family fandom #kazuki rei and loid are all attractive without having to fit in with your toxic masculinity bs #yor forger is not just some ditzy school girl and very much a character on her own #so much yor slander when this woman carries sxf s2 i swear #bd is more than just 'gay sxf' #you can prefer one over the other while not putting the other one down you know #i'm tired of this discourse but i keep seeing them in my tl #don't even get me started on that anya vs miri takes #besides of the obvious different found family takes between the two they also differ in their format #like bd is meant to be a single season 12 episode series (afaik) so developments will be more blatant and faster #meanwhile sxf is meant to be a slowburn so every progress and emotional growth will be more subtle and gradual #a lot of people really missed the point and setup of these shows and i felt like it is a disservice to both #anime #found family #twitter

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: March 27

"Long Time Gone" by The Chicks

#song of the day #I'm still thinking about the Country Songs About Country Songs #this is actually a cover too though I never hear the original around anywhere #(it's by Darrell Scott who is also the originator for 'You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive' #turns out he's got a bunch of songs that got picked up and made somewhat more popular in the hands of other folks. an interesting legacy) #the best lines of this song to sing are also the bits About Country Music--well the whole song's about chasing the love of it #but this bit is bemoaning the kids these days you know. country music isn't what it used to be. why back in my day etc etc #it's so so so much fun to sing too because you get to exaggerate your 'I think's until they rhyme with 'Hank'. excellent work #'we listen to the radio to hear what's cookin / but the music ain't got no soul #now they sound tired but they don't sound Haggard / they got money but they don't have Cash #they got Junior but they don't have Hank / I think I think I think / the rest is a long time gone' #it's fascinating to me to think about these songs in (saying 'historical' here is giving me psychic damage but) historical context #because the Darrell Scott original for Long Time Gone came out in 2000 and The Chicks released their version in 2002 #so they were talking about the trend towards American jingoism in country music of the time #versus like Waylon Jennings in 1975 'Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way' #(I typed that and /then/ went back and looked up the release date and I'm so proud I got it right) #already bemoaning the state of country music in the 70s versus good old classic country like Hank Williams Senior sang #(Hank Jr covered Waylon's song in 1981. like yes it's a tribute to his father but also Hank Jr was a big push towards outlaw country #and has a few pretty famous songs himself about not singing like his daddy did. it just seems a strange choice to me) #and then Eric Church put out 'Lotta Boot Left to Fill' in 2009 calling out the shallowness of the country music scene of the time #(talking some only-thinly-veiled shit about a few of his peers in the process) #and then he released 'Stick That In Your Country Song' in 2021 and that /definitely/ put some backs up #that one's a less directed but more direct call-out if that makes any sense #no lines that are direct references to other artists' songs but stronger sentiments overall #not just general 'y'all are getting shallow prioritizing good times and high sales over genuine heart and integrity of craft' #but some straight up 'you have forgotten the face of your father' shit towards country artists and fans alike. the whole industry #a very good righteous-anger song