#your ears are showing

[hillerska-official]

I'm fully obsessed with how willing some people are to take things at face value. I did some reading to find out the best star trek TOS novels and on so many of them (interestingly enough it's usually for the ones written by women, but I digress), people leave bad reviews specifically with the same complaint, time and again. "Spock is too emotional in this. Spock is purely logical you can't write him with emotions like this." And every time i read that complaint i am fully fucking flummoxed, because of COURSE Spock is emotional, what the hell are these people talking about. Spock is shown over and over again in the show to be a deeply emotional person. This is something he vehemently denies, granted, but it is obviously intended to be clear to the viewer that he is LYING when he denies having emotions. Jim and Bones have very specific Looks reserved for when he tells this lie.

There is a very specific reason Spock tells that particular lie, of course. A pretty emotion-based one at that. Spock has a very complicated relationship with his parents and with his human versus his Vulcan culture. Growing up on Vulcan of course Spock wanted to be less human, and be more like his peers. But the fact is that even Vulcans are not naturally emotionless/logical, and they actually have very specific historical reasons for so deeply valuing logic over emotion. So it is absolutely baffling to me to see people just take what Spock tells us about himself entirely as truth. Spock is a bitch and a liar (affectionate) and he is so deeply human in so many ways. That's why people enjoy his character in the first place, imo.

#i mentioned this to my dad #and i love my dad i mean no shade to him but the man is not an analytical person by any definition #he watches tv and its in one ear and out the other. the man is the antithesis of fandom #but anyways even that guy was like 'yeah obviously spock is emotional' #like if your take is so superficially face value that my father recognizes it as dumb? #what show did u even watch #ANYWAYS #i will be over here reading the price of the phoenix and thinking about when spock allows himself to put his guard down #not yr #star trek #star trek tos #spock #prince queuehelm

[cheesy-clown]

Considering the Horrorboros has the same hair style /similar hair style to the Stinger (and fish sticks but those are just baby stringers ) we are very lucky it has a booyah bomb instead of this alternative

A bigger sting ray

#horrorboros #Splatoon #big run #mozz shitposts #tbh I was just thinking what if it was just a giant Stinger #or killer wail I suppose ? the og one not the new one #full on blasts you and kills you and your ear drums #this was made on my phone and I feel like it shows what I meant lol #Mozz doodles

[mrwolfhare]

Fallout - First Look

#fallout #power armor #t-45 power armor #ghoul #not a fan of how big the power armor looks in the image #you get in that armor your shins will snap when the armor knee bends #you get in that armor your forearms will snap when the armor elbow bends #why is the ghoul so smooth but his nose has already rotten away and why are his ears still fine? #will just have to wait and see how the final show looks

[cerise-on-top]

Hi!!

I really love your works and writing on cod! I really enjoy reading it! ❤

Can I request Konig, Nikolai, Rudy and Alejandro reacting to reader speaking to their native tongue?

Take all the time you need! ❤🐱

Hello, I'm glad I can write something people can enjoy! And of course you can, even if I'm not sure I understood this ask perfectly! I wrote it as reader speaking the native language of the lads with them, so I hope that's okay! If you wanted reader simply speaking their own native language, please let me know! Thank you for the request, this one was very fun to write for!

Alejandro, Rodolfo, Nikolai and König with an S/O who Speaks Their Language with Them

Alejandro: He’d definitely be surprised if it comes out of nowhere, but he’s anything but mad. He can speak English fluently, has no problems whatsoever with it, but if he can speak Spanish then he definitely won’t mind either. If you’re a beginner and it’s evident by how you stutter in Spanish, then he’ll be patient with you. He’ll speak slowly and clearly so you can follow while also getting a good feel for the intonations the language has. However, when he just wants to tease you a bit then he’ll speak the way he’d usually speak while also not shutting up either. Alejandro can be eloquent in Spanish if he tries, but he barely ever does, only when he wants to confuse you with words you’d likely only hear from people who are 100 years old. The more you look like you’re in despair, the more it cracks him up. He will apologize afterwards, though, and give you a kiss on the cheek. If your Spanish is already pretty good, however, and you just wanted to surprise him, then congratulations, he’s likely going to speak a whole lot more Spanish with you than before. Just because it’s a popular language doesn’t mean everyone speaks it, so when he wants to tell you something for your ears only while there are people around, he’ll say it in Spanish. It’s comfortable for him, getting to speak his mother tongue with you. He thinks in Spanish, so it’s a whole lot easier for him as well. Tells a lot more jokes in Spanish too, even though they’re some of the worst ones the language has to offer. While they may not be Ghost-level lame, they’re something else still. Come up with your own and he’ll be so proud of you, rewarding you with more awful puns he came up with. He’s just happy he gets to share his language with you.

Rodolfo: As soon as you come up to him somewhat timidly and strike up a conversation in Spanish he’ll be a bit surprised, but absolutely smitten. Since it’s obvious you’re still learning he’ll try to use “nicer” Spanish on you, so more words that aren’t just exclusive to his dialect, or Las Almas in general. Very supportive, he would never judge you for making grammar mistakes while speaking, taking a while to remember a word or mispronouncing something, it’s part of learning a language, after all. Might nudge you in the right direction or correct you gently, but he’d never mean it in a bad way, he just wants to help you. He’ll speak clearly to you, slowly as well, so you can learn from him. It’s not often he gets carried away, but sometimes hearing you speak Spanish is just so cute that he might chuckle a bit or be a bit more excited than usual. A very patient teacher, who can appreciate you trying to learn something new. Now, if your Spanish is already pretty good then he does like holding a conversation with you in Spanish every once in a while. It’s just nice to turn your brain off without having to translate every other word into another language since he, too, thinks in his native tongue. Soft petnames from time to time, or maybe just mixing English and Spanish together when he can’t think of the word immediately as well. Somehow, as soon as he knows you speak Spanish, he’ll believe you’ve taken an interest in the corresponding culture, so he’ll teach you more about Mexico if he can. Teaches you how to cook the food, the customs, what the people are like in general. While he may not be as connected to his culture as Alejandro, he does like talking about it from time to time.

Nikolai: The second you greet him with a cheerful privet he knows you’re in for something. You should have expected such from him as well, though. It’s a gamble with him, he’ll either speak more quickly than he usually does just to mess with you or he’ll hold a prim and proper conversation with you and it all depends on how playful he’s feeling that day. Overall, he’s pretty chill about it, though. You wanna know how to pronounce something? You wanna know what gender a noun has? What his neighbor was yelling about again? He’s got your back. You can ask him the most embarrassing questions a million times, he won’t mind. Besides, if you want to then you can come to Russia and experience everything there first hand. Nikolai knows all the good places in Russia that are suitable for someone who’s not usually there, so you won’t have to worry about anything either. If you want to hold a whole conversation about how tortoises have survived for millions of years, then you can. Besides, hearing you botch the pronunciation from time to time is just the most precious thing there is. Will smile a bit when you pronounce something incorrectly, but won’t ever outright mock you for it. As mentioned before, he just thinks it’s cute. And when you know Russian very well, then he still won’t speak it too often. Nikolai knows eight languages, he doesn’t always think in Russian, usually in English since that’s what most of his closest friends speak with him. If you really insist on speaking Russian with him, he will, but won’t think too much of it. Many people know the language, Russia is a big country, after all. If you want to, then you can spend some holidays there and he’ll show you around since there likely isn’t a better guide in the whole country than him. But he will not make a big fuss out of it.

König: German isn’t a very popular language due to its grammar, so you can imagine his surprise when you walked up to him with the most adorable Grüß Gott he’s ever heard. He could just squish you then and there, but he refrains from doing so and instead focuses on trying to have a meaningful conversation with you. Doesn’t matter if it’s good, doesn’t matter if you’re just asking him how he’s doing, a conversation is a conversation and you’re learning. Besides, you learning German, especially if it’s just because of him, does move him just a bit. Might not always initiate a conversation in German with you because what if you’re not in the mood? But you can always just talk to him in German, he doesn’t mind it at all. Though, he might not be the best person to learn German from since he uses regional words that people his age use. While he does try to speak high German with you, he does not really care much for it, so his dialect slips in every once in a while. But hey, at the very least you get to learn his dialect. As soon as he hears you call someone Hawara he becomes oddly proud of himself, thinking he’s doing well as a teacher even if he barely does anything. He loves Austria, so if you really want to see it, he’s more than happy to take you home, show you Vienna, Styria and Lower Austria and make you try some good old Brettljause. If you already know German, then chances are you’ll only know high German, which is alright too, but please know that from time to time, König will speak his dialect with you, which you might not always understand. He barks quite a bit when he speaks too, making it a bit harder to understand him as well. However, he’s always more than happy to play translator for you and teach you words no one uses anymore, such as hal. Austrian words are a must know for you, therefore you’ll learn fairly early on what a Seidl or an Erdapfl is.

#cod #cod x reader #alejandro vargas #alejandro vargas x reader #rodolfo parra #rodolfo parra x reader #cod nikolai #cod nikolai x reader #konig #könig #konig x reader #könig x reader #I go just a bit feral whenever I get to talk about König's culture and I think it sort of shows haha #not my fault though! I'm just really glad people like him! Even if he may not have too much to him as a character! #give me an opportunity to talk about Austria and I will talk your ear off #anyway thank you for the lovely request this one was really good and fun to write for! #something short and sweet since I had a rough and long day at work today! #tomorrow likely too but tomorrow is Friday so there's that!

[ningadudexx]

I may seem like a fucntioning member of society but the truth is season 4 ruined me beyond a shadow of a doubt (i was shaking rocking and screamign during viewing)

Also the first idea with macaque and wukong sharing jin and yins capes were an idea from someone but i cant find who im sorry :( but that doodle is dedicated to that person!! it works perfectly with their color schemes heheheheh

#monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid sun wukong #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #monkey king #lmk monkey king #sun wukong #six eared macaque #monkie kid spoilers #monkie kid s4 #lmk season 4 spoilers #lmk season 4 #not really spoilers very small #SEASON 4 KILLD ME I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS I NEED TO REWATCH IT ONE THOUSAND RIMES #This show means the world to me 😿 #please go support the show #itll change your life

[blaithnne]

Oh so I’m supposed to choose one outfit for The Goldie O’Gilt? Get a fucking grip

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → LÙ Huifen (post-casefiles)

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

.ೃ࿐

#YEAH she doesn’t appear in any sixties flashbacks thwt I remember sooo #outfit design!! from scratch! #ish! they’re actually recreations lol I’ll rb this with my references #I was gonna post her alongside Scrooge but she outshines him so much it’s embarrassing #she’s so fun to draw #btw the middle one is her adventuring outfit #the others are kinda random idk #dress is a formal kinda thing #but not floor length gown kinda formal yk?? #anyways I love sixties fashion #and the hair #SUCH amazing silhouettes #the poses are referenced too btw bc those models had rlly good poses for showing off outfits #….obviously #god if there’s one thing I can draw it’s a mf with une shoulder higher than the other and hands on their hips #ah feck she was supposed to have earrings. use your imagination I guess #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #ducktales human au #Goldie o gilt #Goldie O’Gilt #humanisation #gjinka #character design

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

idk why it took me this long to realize that the “Stede and Ed have known each other for a month at most” timeline makes all the stab wounds absolutely hilarious.

Day one, Stede gets stabbed. Sometime in the next two weeks, Ed gets Stede to stab him. A fortnight after Ed and Stede meet, Izzy stabs Stede.

Of course Ed didn’t want to go on a fucking hike, they are both still recovering from STAB WOUNDS.

#our flag means death #the show where being run through is about as concerning as getting your ear pierced at claire’s

[schnuffel-danny]

Jack, I know that Plasmius has very expressive ears, but that doesn’t mean you get to grab him like a kitten >:/ Another one for that one friendship AU

I’m obsessed with giving Vlad silly anime elf ears :,D

Very important closeup under the cut

thank you for looking at... him...

#Danny Phantom #danny phantom fanart #vlad plasmius #jack fenton #friendship is tragic au #the sillies strike once again! #I've been thinking about Vlad's pointy ghost ears and how they can be used to emote #even if Vlad really wishes they would just stay still for once :'D #it's hard to be intimidating when you're showing secret cat emotions with your fucking ears #lol

[dollopheadedmerlin]

I think it's so funny when people draw Merlin characters with stuff like top surgery scars because it carries the implication that Gaius is a leading medieval gender confirmation surgeon

#mine #merlin #gaius has so many hormone potions #he's like yeah this is science btw #like i just have some remedies and simple procedure for you #no sorcery involved #okay maybe a little sorcery bc surgery is not quite what it should be but hush #dont tell the king #merlin shows up with crazy amounts of magic and teen angst #and Gaius just sighs and is like #listen #i can help you with at least one of your woes #let's get you to your transition goal af #Merlin's like dead tired from his new job and the dragon chatting his ear off all night #but is like #yeah alright #magic anesthesia time #gaius #famous for the invention of hrt #swore off sorcery but can still perform a mean top surgery #Uther's chill with it #as long as his kids experiment with thejr genders and not spells #no spell #only testosterone gell #lmoa

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Keep Being Amazing!!! (sorry I drew this with my mouse. I was too lazy to get a real pen.) I hope you have a wonderful day!

#submission #other's art #mdzs #poorly drawn mdzs #lan wangji #AAAAAAA!!!!! thank you thank you...your art is so sweet (and with a *Mouse*??? dang!!!) #I love how you draw hair....I wish to know your secrets #You have enacted the combo of saying something nice to me + showing concern for my well being + giving me a little gift. #Picture me scuttling towards you very fast and on all fours. Coming at you for friendship #I'm a very simple creature #Your rainbow text inspired me I had to match the energy #And by match I mean make sure they are not separated #Lwj doesn't get enough opportunities to girl boss!! Just because he's the 'stoic on the outside' type does NOT mean that he can't *slay* #If his malewife gets to put on the cat ears and meow then he gets to be the girlhusband who puts on the bunny ears! #LWJ is a goth in white and blue and he works it so hard! #that aside #the font is Fiolex Girls! #for the font fans #I also completely forgot about Easter (was asleep for 3 days) so here's my bunny posting to celebrate

[fatherentropy]

playing through ESO is making my 14/15-year-old HoK one shooting Mannimarco even more HIlarious. I've literally never regretted making him that age. It gets funnier all the time.

#CWart #The Elder Scrolls #Mannimarco #Autumn tbn #tes Yorick #what's the point of living over 900 y ears if you can't show up periodically to make fun of the guy who stole your soul #every time one of his stupid schemes fail in increasing ignominy

[blackjacktheboss]

it’s wild that riordan could have so much time to think about this rewrite and how he would build his world in a tv show and all he seems to have done is make it worse

#that’s all I think he’s capable of doing with the source material now cause he’s a millionaire hack #but still #he bitched and moaned for 10 years about how he needed to be in charge to make a good adaptation #and all he did was make a mediocre tv show #he sold the movie right and hated them (bad business decision) #he made himself writer on the show after getting another shot (is not a tv writer and has done a poor job) #(even with help!) #incredible and almost impressive #weird move dog #that’s what happens when you have too many people in your ear #likely yes men #you hate to see it

[bachirasbodyguard]

blue lock as gordon ramsay moments (shoutout to one of the most legendary haters of all time🙏)

#it's the way these all might as well be canon for me #if someone showed me these lines and was like ' these from the new bl chapter' id be like. okay #the fact that isagi in like half of these proves how great of a character he is xoxo i love you. please only get meaner and worse #if isagi beckoned kaiser over and whispered ' fuck off ' in his ear kaiser would probably come in his shorts right then and there #anyway do you guys think i sometimes say weird stuff? am i like offputting? i cant tell. ily all #oh anyway btw I got a super cool blue lock sweater yesterday and im wearing it rn anyone wanna see #also i was making caprese for breakfast and i accidentally dumped the whole container of salt on the mozzarella so i had to #rinse wet pathetic slices of mozzarella cheese under the tap in the sink. it was so sad. anyway how was your day #thanks to my s/o for the m3m3 idea #blue lock #mine #isagi yoichi #itoshi rin #itoshi sae #alexis ness #barou shouei #oliver aiku #noel noa #gagamaru gin #ego jinpachi

[puppyeared]

Some fucking guy (affectionate)

#I like him your honor. I want to dunk him in milk and slam him against the wall #dark counterparts my beloved. kind wanna draw him and wukong like that one official art of shadow and sonic from sonic adventure 2 #like the one where sonic is pointing at a chao next to shadow which is very obviously reused art #you would not believe how much drawing prompts I have locked and loaded and I finally have the right show to use them all. prepare yourself #my art #myart #doodles #Lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #lego monkie kid macaque #Lmk fanart #fanart

[whirling-fangs]

@tsukuharuko ♥'ed for an Inu/yasha verse starter!

Ever since Inosuke had picked up that weird shiny rock, the world had gone crazy.

Inosuke had been lured in by the shine of it. It was brighter than any acorn he had found before, so bright that it even seemed to keep on shining after the sun had disappeared. That was the sole reason why Inosuke had gathered it in the first place... but he had never imagined that so many creatures would be after it.

At first, he rather enjoyed all the attention. The shiny rock had brought many strong opponents to him, and he had defeated every single one of them... until he fell into that odd cavity in the ground. He figured it was the entrance to a cave, where he could recover from the injuries he'd sustained, but the ground kept getting further and further.

Until he found himself in that horrible, horrible place.

It was too loud. Humans crawling all over the place, machines that blew smoke and roared louder than a bear. He couldn't feel any youkai coming after him anymore, but this was worse. Way worse.

Inosuke leapt to the rooftops, unsure where to even look for shelter, when a peculiar smell caught his attention. In his panic, he hadn't realized how hungry he was. The smell came from the house below him, wafting from an open window. Inosuke dropped inside without a noise, a grubby hand reaching for the steaming pot... when he felt it. A presence behind him. He had been so focused on the food that he failed to feel it coming.

#tsukuharuko #[[half naked boar-eared creature shows up in your kitchen and steals your food what do you do ]] #passing the torch / Inuyasha AU

[everyfandomsprincess]

Day 6 of the Monkie Destiny Challenge: Show/Fear

#is it gay to write produce and narrate a story about #your and your best friend/now enemy tragic past? #…asking for a friend #but seriously this show definitely have MK a lot of fears he didn’t know he had #lmk #Monkie kid #lego monkie kid #my art #Monkie Destiny challenge 2023 #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk liu er mihou #liu er mihou #shadowpeach #lmk shadowpeach #monkie kid macaque