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your-fav-hates-ohio · 2 years
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i am from ohio you son of a bitch. i'll rip you to pieces.
You wanna fuck me so bad
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rthko · 1 year
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So, you said Lady Gaga was maybe the last diva ... but what about Billie Eilish, Carly Rae, Lana del Rey, Florence and the Machine, Marina, and Mitski? I know I listed a bunch of artists, but I specifically choose these ones for their large queer/gay fanbases and (w/ the exception of Eilish) their lack of mainstream popularity. (I feel like Carly isnt mainstream anymore .... maybe Im wrong, though.)
There's no real formula, but here are qualities associate with diva worship as far as I see it:
-Larger than life. This might be the biggest one. Do they stand out? Are they bold? Funny? Glamorous? Would a drag queen want to impersonate them?
-Theatrical/proximity to theater. Everyone hates theater kids these days but you can't deny that traditionally this was a big deal. Not everything has to be a club banger. Ballads can be gay.
-Sexy/horny. This one is controversial, so I want to say that none of these points are "required" and certainly not this one. No one is questioning Liza Minnelli's gay icon status because she doesn't sex it up. But it's also no secret that gay men like horny women. When the Cock Destroyers duo didn't reach their possible target audience of straight men, gay men had their back. Kind of.
-Strength. If gay boys aren't crying to her that her strength inspired him to move out of Ohio, she's not a gay icon.
-Niche. A gay icon can be popular, sure, but not a crowd pleaser to just any crowd. I had a swiftie yell at me, "at least Taylor makes music for everyone and not just gays like your [presumed] fav Lady Gaga!" This irked me but I didn't take offense to it. Universality is impossible. The closest any artists came to universality is the abstract expressionists, and the average person thinks they're full of shit. But if you know your audience and intimately connect with them, that's better than any broad brush.
-Support for gay rights. This one is kind of obsolete. It's not a big deal anymore for a singer to come out in support of gay rights (the closest recent examples I can think of are The Chicks, which stood out more because they were standing against the country music establishment, and Carly Rae Jepsen cancelling that Boy Scouts concert). But if a singer was pro gay before it was cool, that stands out.
The glaring blind spot in my analysis is, hello, gay women? Lesbian/bi women music really is a blind spot for me, in part because they don't quite do the same "diva worship" treatment. But from the queer women I know, they're more loyal about listening to actual queer artists (most gay icons are straight, after all), more acoustic, more cathartic, less tethered to dance and bar culture. The main overlaps I see here are niche-ness and camp.
A lot of the singers you listed cultivate some sort of character. That's campy. Marina did this very explicitly with Elektra Heart, Lana with her whole "blue jeans fat cock" Americana thing, Florence with her acoustic witch thing. Mitski to me marks a transition where lesbian fan culture is getting more visibility in the public eye. Genuinely love that for my lesbians. But despite it all I really don't know if any are "divas" in the old guard sense. Gay is more mainstream now, the internet changed the face of diva worship (now called stan culture I suppose), and a lot of new music strives too hard for "relatability." Any true icon would feel dizzyingly out of place on TikTok. So, I'll leave that to other gays to figure out.
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i’m thinking about them so here are some brody and the gays headcanons @solli @imogenlefay
Eli C:
deeply average. i mean, he has no particular talents whatsoever. he gets average grades (his best subject is physics) and his fashion sense is pretty standard - t-shirts and jeans and sneakers mostly. he’s just the most average guy you can imagine
he introduced sebastian and elaine to each other because elaine was in desperate need of a roommate (fic coming soon about this bc i miss elastian roommates
his last name is Collins (see: deeply average)
bisexual king
elaine:
rollerblades with dani
majored in gender/women’s studies at louisville probably
has just as big of an ego as seb but is less annoying with it
can’t cook rice
favourite ice cream flavour is vanilla - this becomes a very heated debate during grocery runs
regularly pretends to be peoples fake partner for kicks and minor things in exchange (eg scratchers and an ani defranco tee)
adam:
swiftie
allergic to citrus
has somehow always avoided the fate of being designated driver even though he doesn’t tend to drink
had a 1D phase. idk what to tell you. his ringtone was little things for a long while
introduces brody to the rest bc that makes the most sense. he’s the only who met brody in canon
dani:
will regularly disappear without telling anyone where she’s going
like completely drop of the grid. one time she just left to backpack south america. she came back bc she missed her guitar and was worried they would sell it
drags elliot into a meeting with the rest of the gang bc she accidentally double-booked
makes excellent apple pie & adam loves her for it
chandler:
was barred from visiting sebastian and elaine’s apartment at one point bc he kept breaking things by accident
has a cat in ohio named clive
thinks sebastian is an idiot for not going into performing. no one else actively agrees bc sebastian can pay his bills on time
also had a 1D phase. his favourite song steal your girl bc he was in deep denial
probably liked percy jackson
elliot:
honestly i don’t think i have any??
sebastian:
can’t swim
swiftie (fav album is reputuation bc it’s seb)
maybe just a little bit still obsessed with blaine. but he’s not pining. of course not.
didn’t want anything to do with adam, dani or elliot when he first realised they had been friends/friend adjacent to kurt and rachel. this was 4 months into their friendship
once tried to get elaine to change her name bc it sounds too much like blaine
hates beer
will eat an entire packet of raw cookie dough without blinking
political science major
adhd
brody:
finds it really funny to be the straight friend
gets along well with the group bc sex positivity is important and yes i am bitter about Feud
will argue that the best part of twilight was any part without bella edward and jacob. he wrote a paper on it once
was honestly shocked to find out sebastian was in show choir in high school. just thought he was a nerd
believed eli was straight for like 6 months because he’s so deeply average
got harmony to join the gang bc he missed rachel and she was close enough
bonus Harmony:
got the role rachel turned down in s6 and became good friends with jesse
only thinks sebastian was right i’m not persuing the arts because he’s just as good at poli-sci. however she does still make him rehearse with her when brody is unavailable.
hates kurt
lactose intolerant
has never tasted coffee ever and sometimes switches sebastian and elaine’s out for decaf
i’ll be honest, this post got away from me and now i have to think of elliot headcanons.
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cheershalo · 3 years
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It’s been a hot second but here are my favorite abo college/university aus (in order longest to shortest)!
*note: you can find the rec list i did for non-abo college aus here
🏫 The Compulsion to Find Love by @toomanydreamers​ | E | 141k - (slow burn, bigotry/prejudice, mating cycles/heat, awkward flirting, cute!)
The most prestigious English third-level institution, Candling University, accepts omega students for the first time and Louis Tomlinson applies with bright eyes and brighter ambitions. There he encounters personal obstacles, traditional mindsets and a beautiful boy who inverts every prejudice Louis has ever known.
🏫 i want you so bad (but i hate your guts) by @obviouslybecauselarry​ | E | 84k - (enemies to lovers, teammates, football/soccer, slow burn, a classic!)
AU in which Louis gets accepted to play for the Manchester University Alpha-Beta Football Team. The only problem: Louis is actually an Omega. He is determined to make it big in the football world, though, and he can't do that bound to an Omega team. With the help of a faked doctor's certificate and some pretty strong suppressants he is ready to fight for his dream.
That Harry Styles (Alpha, second year and youngest football captain of the A-B team in ages) doesn't seem to like him complicates matters, though.
🏫 sleeping on our problems by @falsegoodnight​ | E | 67k - (american college, mpreg louis, hockey player harry, frat boy harry, ballet dancer louis, slow burn, a favorite of all time) 
Louis sleeps with Harry and they have more than just catching feelings to worry about.
🏫 thinking about the t-shirt you sleep in by @absoloutenonsense​ | E | 52k - (friends to lovers, financial issues, scenting, louis wearing harry’s clothes, a delight!)
Harry's alpha fraternity donates to a local thrift shop (because of Liam's latent crush on a cute beta in his lecture). Louis' financial situation (and confusing omega instincts) lead him to make some interesting fashion purchases. Lots of pizza, feelings, and not-really-lying.
🏫 We Both Got Nothing To Hide by @chloehl10​ | E | 44k - (friends to lovers, flatmates, nesting, clueless harry, oblivious harry, pining, cute!)
Omega Louis has a secret nest. Alpha Harry keeps losing his clothes.
🏫 Compete Against the Stars by @daggerandrose​ | E | 31k - (arranged marriage, nesting, scenting, fluff, angst, so so good!!)
An ABO au where Louis finds out he's claimed to another Alpha. Angst ensues.
🏫 my love’s not simple (it’s fragile) by @falsegoodnight​ | E | 27k - (american college, frat boy harry, basketball player harry, overachievers h&l, strangers to lovers, fluff and smut, perfection) 
Harry's new job is threatened by his impending rut. Desperate for a solution, he allows Niall to introduce him to Louis, an omega whose heat begins the same day. They click.
🏫 even the best laid plans by @falsegoodnight​ | E | 25k - (a new one; american college, southern harry, virgin louis, experienced harry, confident louis, amazing amazing amazing!!)
Louis wants to have sex with someone and decides Harry is the perfect alpha for the job.
🏫 I Didn’t Fall For You (You Fucking Tripped Me) by @allwaswell16​ | E | 21k - (american college, enemies to friends to lovers, lizards, heat, so so good!)
These days Louis tends to steer clear of dating alphas. He’s dated too many knotheads in his time, and he’s ready to just focus on school and his friends and his pet monitor lizard, of course.
Too bad the alpha next door won’t take a hint and stop using the worst pick up lines of all time on him. He’s really got to stop laughing with him--and talking to him and walking to class with him and letting him bring him coffee and tea and gifts for his lizard and watching Netflix together and...
🏫 Welcome to the Rivalry by @2tiedships2​ | M | 20k - (a new one; twitter rivalry/feud, rival schools, enemies to lovers, strangers to lovers, neighbors, adorable!!)
A reverse You’ve Got Mail au inspired by the Ohio State/Michigan rivalry. Featuring duplex neighbors, (kind of) enemies to lovers, and an anonymous Twitter feud between omega Louis and alpha Harry.
🏫 Do You Like My Sweater? by @icanhazzalou | E | 13k - (frat boy harry, social justice, fluff and smut, cute!)
When Harry's alpha fraternity decides to host a Sadie Hawkins dance, outspoken omega Louis has a thing or two to say about it.
🏫 Overwhelming by KrisStylinson | E | 13k - (friends to lovers, frat boy harry, fashion major louis, love love love!)
Louis is an omega attending university to get his degree and most definitely not waste his time with unimportant things such as finding a mate. Harry is the alpha who manages to unwittingly mess up that plan.
🏫 Smells Like Omega Spirit by @lululawrence​ | E | 12k - (american college, scenting, nesting, miscommunication, pining, soulmates, so cute!)
Louis is an omega doing a test run on neutralizers for a class project. Every time he talks to Harry he smells completely different.
Harry is an alpha who can't figure out if he's going crazy or his sense of smell is broken, but all he wants to figure out what Louis' real scent is.
Somehow they figure it out.
🏫 When Tomorrow Comes by @jacaranda-bloom​ | E | 11k - (scenting, nesting, mating, mpreg, adorable!)
When Louis and Niall are partnered up to complete a project on Omega scents and how they effect the nesting behaviours of Alphas, little does Louis know that the course of his life is about to be forever altered.
🏫 Where Do We Go Now by @jaerie | E | 11k - (enemies to lovers, roommates, heat, a classic)
Louis goes off to college ready to start a fresh life away from the oppressive alphas of his pack. The odds aren't in his favour when his new dorm mate turns out to be an alpha. Louis hates alphas.
🏫 shouldn’t cry (but i love it) by @bloubird​ | E | 7k - (pwp, roommates, quarantine, rut, tik tok, a fav)
They're roommates. They're quarantined. There's a small problem coming up.
Remember again to leave kudos and comment on all these lovely masterpieces! And feel free to let me know if I made any errors!
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favberrys · 3 years
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Since people have asked me about faberry fic recs, here’s a list of my favorite faberry fanfictions:
These strange steps: rated m, multichapter. Rachel is a famous broadway performer who’s struggling with her life. one day she gets dragged into a strip club and meets Quinn after 8 years ( Quinn is a stripper in this fic, d/s tones) https://archiveofourown.org/works/272258/chapters/430425?view_adult=true
The heart is a machine: multichapter fic rated m, completed. Wow this is probably one of my fav faberry fics, it’s really amazing you all should read this if you haven’t. Quinn Fabray, former Blade Runner, is called back into the force when a group of robots crash land on Earth and go on a killing spree. When a seemingly unique in her own way robot weasels her way into Quinn's life Quinn begins to question what it means to be human. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8176498/1/The-Heart-is-a-Machine
Ensnared by despair: rated m, multichapter (very long but worth it), completed. Rachel and Quinn used to date until Quinn dumped Rachel at nationals without telling her why. When she drops off the radar all summer and comes back with a new attitude (skank!quinn), Rachel has a feeling that things are gonna get worse before they get better https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7459271/1/Ensnared-by-Despair
Temporary love: multichapter fic, rated m, completed (careful there’s homophobia and descriptions of a hate crime, it’s not super graphic but better safe than sorry). Rachel moves from New York to Ohio and befriends Quinn’s sister. Quinn is immidiately drawn to Rachel, who is a little younger than her. A lot of angst but it has a happy ending https://archiveofourown.org/works/22899019/chapters/54732367
Converge: rated m, multichapter, completed. Possible trigger warnings: homophobia, internalized homophobia, mentions of conversion therapy. Quinn and Rachel used to date a long time ago but were forced to break up. Now Quinn works in the A&R department for a successful record company. A new artist walks in hoping to get signed and changes Quinn’s life. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7386471/1/Converge
Hold your tongue and hear me out: rated m. it’s a one shot in which Rachel and Quinn are classmates in college, they’re curious about each other and become friends with benefits https://archiveofourown.org/works/1087235
Relative minor: one shot rated e. Angst and rough sex be warned. Rachel and Quinn have been in a relationship for years, but they’re having problems because Rachel wants to have kids and Quinn doesn’t. After an argument Rachel decides to leave Quinn, but before she gets the chance to do it they have sex and Rachel sort of changes her mind https://archiveofourown.org/works/24388852
Friends: rated e, one shot. Quinn and Rachel broke up and are trying to be friends again, but the sexual tension gets too high between them and smut happens (set after high school, they’re probably in college) https://archiveofourown.org/works/9549704
The summer of Quinn Fabray: rated m, very cute incompleted multichapter fic set in high school. During the summer Quinn and Rachel begin to go out together and slowly get closer to each other. Rachel is clearly infatuated with Quinn, but does Quinn feel the same ? https://archiveofourown.org/works/4778897/chapters/10932221
Crazy on you: multichapter, rated t, completed, angst and romance. Grammy winning recording actress Rachel Berry gets court-ordered to see a therapist (Quinn) following an incident with the paparazzi https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6484762/1/Crazy-on-You . There’s also a part two https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6899582/1/Crazy-on-You-Too
A different kind of shine: rated m, multichapter, completed. Quinn is a laid back surfer being unknowingly appealing to Rachel, who is still as uptight and neurotic as ever https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6604430/1/A-Different-Kind-of-Shine
Once more from the top: multichapter fic rated t and completed. Basically a rewrite of season one with faberry https://archiveofourown.org/works/21740872/chapters/51865720
Hate is a strong word (but I really really really don’t like you): one shot rated e. After the last year of high school, Quinn and Rachel meet again during a party with all the gleeks at puck’s house and smut happens. Basically hate sex https://archiveofourown.org/works/3647496
Please, Listen: rated m, completed, multichapter. They say the ones that know you the best can hurt you the most, so Quinn is careful and she is cruel. She is sure that Rachel will never know. Until she does, and everything starts to unravel. Faberry forever. (Slightly AU, no babygate). https://archiveofourown.org/works/2059752/chapters/4475514
This kiss: rated m, multichapter, completed. This fic is a classic. One pivotal moment can change everything. From a Faberry prompt: Rachel and Quinn share a kiss during a game of spin the bottle. From that night forward both girls desperately try to deny what they felt, what they feel. The other Glee kids know what's up and attempt to play matchmaker. https://archiveofourown.org/works/619430/chapters/1117728#workskin
Someone I have been missing, the better half of me: rated m, multichapter, completed. AU/Future fic. Quinn, a rising sophomore in college, meets Rachel for the first time just before the school term begins. An argument between them leaves Rachel wanting nothing more than to forget that Quinn even exists. But she soon finds out that she can't get rid of the determined blonde that easily. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6845910/1/Someone-I-ve-Been-Missing-The-Better-Half-of-Me
Baby, I’ve got you on my mind: Rated m (there’s smut), two shots, completed. After confronting skank!quinn under the bleachers, the confusing feelings Rachel has for Quinn are renewed ten fold. Trying to make them go away, she ignores Quinn, but her plan backfires https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7771142/1/Baby-I-ve-got-You-On-My-Mind
Dark side: rated m (smut), multichapter, incompleted. Rachel sleeps with Finn for the first time but something is off, she doesn’t feel anything. During a celibacy club meeting she tells this to Emma and Quinn, and Quinn has her own theory that she wants to test https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7692435/1/Dark-Side
Riding in cars with girls: one shot, rated m, completed. After Quinn quit Glee club and joined a band Rachel feels the gap Quinn has left and sets out to get her back, whatever the cost. But what happens when Quinn's only condition involves her car and Rachel's lips on hers every day at five? Punk!Quinn https://archiveofourown.org/works/991873
Anything for glee club: multichapter fic rated m, incompleted. The glee club is falling apart because they don’t have enough members, so Rachel decides to convince skank!quinn to come back to glee. Quinn says she will come back, but only on one condition: Rachel has to go on a date with her https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9490954/1/Anything-for-Glee-Club
Standing on the sun: multichapter, rated m, incompleted. With attempted assault under her belt and a box full of mysterious letters, award winning starlet Rachel Berry’s life is out of her control. Enter Quinn Fabray, CIA special agent who hasn’t seen the field for a year. Her only job now is to protect the diva, but sticking to the protocol always seems easier on paper https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9615429/1/Standing-On-The-Sun
Leather Jackets and bad coffe: multichapter fic rated m, incompleted (last update in 2019). Biker!au with skank!quinn and waitress!rachel, who works in a diner during her college summer break. https://archiveofourown.org/works/963518/chapters/1889078
Kissing Quinn Fabray: rating something between t and m, multichapter, completed. After Finn says something oafish to Rachel, Quinn comforts her https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7092123/1/Kissing-Quinn-Fabray
Just like the river: multichapter fic rated m on semi hiatus, Slow burn. Skank!Quinn in pathetically in love with Rachel, they start to get closer during senior year and Quinn tries to apologize for how she treated her in the past https://archiveofourown.org/works/21080648/chapters/50152334
What doors may open: rated T, multichapter, completed. AU. Rachel comes out as gay after dumping Finn. People slowly start to find out and, when Head Cheerio, Quinn Fabray finds out, Rachel knows her life will never be the same again. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7660512/1/What-Doors-May-Open
Photography: is a series of one shots divided in four parts. The rating varies, completed. Quinn is a photographer and Rachel is her model for a day https://archiveofourown.org/series/102947
In the pull of gravity: rated m, completed. During college Quinn and Rachel start to date each other, Rachel is completely head over heels for Quinn and Quinn is a useless lesbian. I suggest reading also the first part of this series https://archiveofourown.org/works/760497/chapters/1422932
All that’s best: multichapter fic rated t, incompleted. It’s an historical!au. Quinn has to travel to England for the reading of her father’s will, there she meets Rachel, a shy girl who loves reading and is engaged to her stepbrother. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8996690/1/All-That-s-Best
Girls over flowers: rated m, multichapter, incompleted. Dalton Academy—a school of prestige, refinement and the country's wealthiest students—houses the famous F3. When "commoner" transfer student, Rachel Berry directly offends F3's leader, Quinn Fabray, she becomes their target. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2193876/chapters/4804959#workskin
A fine Line: rated t, multichapter, completed. Quinn is forced to examine her feelings for Rachel after being pushed by Kurt and Mercedes https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6082357/1/A-Fine-Line
Let’s go to bed before you say something real: one shot rated m. After breaking off her engagement with Finn, Rachel goes to New York and Quinn moves there too. One day they share one drunken kiss and Rachel starts to question her sexuality https://archiveofourown.org/works/5785234
Behind these hazel eyes: rated m, multichapter, incompleted. During a party at Rachel’s house, Quinn gets drunk and is angry at Rachel because she has feelings for her. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7723272/1/Behind-These-Hazel-Eyes
Bound for the floor: rated m, multichapter, incompleted (and I’ll die mad about it bc this fic is full of potential). Alternative season 1 au in which Finn chooses detention when mr. schue blackmails him into joining glee club. This one decision changes everything. The characterization of Quinn and Rachel is chief kisses, there’s angst https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6455421/1/Bound-For-The-Floor
Every smile that’s unveiled: rated m, one shot. Somewhere along the way Quinn Fabray discoveres that Rachel Berry is just a girl, a girl like her https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6369565/1/Every-Smile-That-s-Unveiled
I’ll take your hand: rated t, multichapter, incompleted. Quinn never understood her feelings, why she could never keep a guy or why she was just different. Follow her summer and senior year as Quinn learn who she truly is and how Rachel fits into that. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7850211/1/I-ll-Take-Your-Hand
Kiss with a fist: rated m, multichapter, incompleted. There were three things that Rachel hadn't planned to happen on her first week of junior year: that her 'Fresh New Outlook' plan would fall to pieces, that she'd send an innocent person to a crack house, and that she'd get kissed by Quinn Fabray by Friday. Chaos ensues. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12504344/1/Kiss-With-A-Fist
Look up defining moments, you’ll find this one: One shot, rated m. After learning about Quinn’s feelings for her, Rachel is perplexed when she sees the blonde flirting with Joe (basically Rachel being jealous and in denial) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7979992/1/Look-up-defining-moments-you-ll-find-this-is-one
Outside hearts: rated m, completed, multichapter. Rachel Berry's world is about to be turned upside down when one of Hollywood's most sought-after young actresses, Quinn Fabray, abruptly and mysteriously leaves her fame behind, moves to Ohio and tries to have a normal life while attending McKinley High. (Faberry w/ some Brittana) https://archiveofourown.org/works/9479951/chapters/21449348#workskin
Meet me in the prop room: rated m (smut), one shot. Quinn will do anything in her power to stop Rachel from having sex with Finn, even if it means having sex with her herself https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7979992/1/Look-up-defining-moments-you-ll-find-this-is-one
Revelation: rated m, two shots, incompleted, told by Quinn’s pov. You're pretty sure you've hit puberty. And not the puberty in the sense that you're growing breasts and getting your period because, been there, done that. But puberty in the sense that you're starting to be attracted to the most random things like low, intimate tones of voices, people innocently brushing against various parts of your body, hugging. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8313084/1/Revelation
Skating on thin ice Fabray !. Rated t, multichapter (very long but worth it) incompleted. AU: Rachel Berry is a pairs figure skating without a partner and a bad reputation (no one wants to pair up with her bc she’s a diva and has an attitude), Quinn is a hockey player with a worse one .. can they work together to win the gold without killing each other ? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7387385/1/Skating-on-Thin-Ice-Fabray
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👅🌍🍁✨
👅 fav inside joke?
GOD I know I have them but I’m so bad at thinking of them... OH I HAVE A GOOD ONE OKAY
So I have some irls and we’re very stupid. So basically one night we had stayed up late making dumb fucking what if scenarios like. What if Batman was bit by a radioactive spider. Would he be spider bat man? Bat spider man? Bat spider man man? Man man bat spider? And it kept going until we posed the question- what if Harry Potter became bat man after his parents were murdered and was also bitten by a radioactive spider? He would be man man harry spider bat. This is funny to approximately no one but us (also this was before we knew jk was a terf fuck her)
🍁 have you ever gone somewhere (ie a road trip stop, a tourist attraction) that was funny/you had something weird happen to you at?
I’ve been to Broadway and I got accidentally flashed by a rockette but like nyc is nyc ya know
I also had a gaytacular fucking time in washing DC when I was 14 because we had a school field trip and the dumbass teacher chaperones were like oh no we gotta keep the gays from gaying at the straight kids so oh I know let’s put them all in one room together... i was the only room with an odd number and it was my transhet friend and the guy who I ended up dating all through high school so this poor fucker third wheeled with us meanwhile we were holding hands in the air and space museum to the point we got mildly hate crimed (just some spicy slurs nothing physical) by some trump cucks but we were like nah we’re not dating it’s not like he’d ever like ME... morons... also fuck the military but there was one pretty memorial at night and it made me believe in love when I saw my friend in the lights of it at night but like love is dead now no more questions sorry moving on
Also my grandfather took a shit in the garden of a castle in Austria. LONG FUCKING STORY but he’s senile and does not realize it’s not the 50’s anymore and you can’t just shit in the bushes. Nobody caught him. I fear how that ended up. Also the funniest part is after our trip we had a lot of photos blown up and put on the walls and that particular castle is now on the wall of our bathroom so it really came full circle
I could go on man I’ve got Stories.. fuck dawg... that doesn’t even scratch the surface with swimming in sewage on accident at the Jersey shore, or being wanted by the lake police, or that time I went to a Weezer concert in Camden sick to my goddamn stomach in a rainstorm that turned all the lawn seats into a mudslide,
✨ whats a lyric to a song that you find really interesting?
Another one I could go on and on about... let’s see uhh
“And it is easier when you’re older to figure out he things that do and do not work / like my temper / like me and you in the back of my car”
‘And I’ll dig up your graves without skin on my bones / and I’ll carry you home / and I’ll carry you home’
Both from blue eyes like the devils water really ALL the lyrics of that song kill me so hard id recommend a listen (fair warning though there is much screaming lol)
then there’s this absolute classic which just speaks for itself... you cant get more poetic... makes me tear up tbh 
🌎 whats your LEAST favorite us state?
That I’ve been to? It’d be low hanging fruit to say New Jersey and really that’s only NORTH Jersey south Jersey is really nice although they had alligator meat at the grocery stores which is some culture shock I guess man
Uh. I haven’t really been around much let’s see. People in New Hampshire give me sass sometimes when they see my New York plates but like I haven’t been enough for that to be a specific pattern lol  Also I absolutely fucking get it you see a New York driver on the road and you’re like aw fuck that is totally fair
I’ve never been further west than Pennsylvania so idk man. I hate Ohio in principle but like idk I’ve never been lmfao. Ohio get some more things wtf is even in your state
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engelsbf · 4 years
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Quarantine time
Tagged by @xsweetjuncotton! thank you so much 🥺 also I'll get to the other ones soon 💞💞 (I love tag games so much tbh)
Rules: to answer these following questions
1. Flowers or chocolates?
Chocolates because you can share them hehe
2. Between day and night I prefer:
Day! I sometimes feel lonely during the night and i just love the sun and knowing that many other people are awake? I also like mornings a lot !!
3. My favourite drink:
I’m trying to stay away from sugary drinks rn, so I drink mostly water during the day hahaha but I really like cola!!! So when I wanna treat myself I’ll get a cola
4. between sunrise and sunset I prefer:
Sunrise!!! It’s a symbol for a new day and a new beginning and I like that a lot! Also when I ride my bike to work on sundays (I start at 6.00) the sun is just beginning to rise and the sun turns pink and it’s really pretty !!!
5. Between dogs and cats, I prefer:
I like both a lot, they’re all very cute hhh I really wanna get a dog when I move out tho! Maybe a cat as well!
6. The vegetable I hate the most:
Pickles skjhjksh they stink
7. My favourite sound:
I don’t think I have a fav sound but the first thing that came to my mind is the sound of paper wobbling??? It’s just a funny sound tho... 
8. The first thing I notice about people:
Hands and teeth!
9. What would you prefer horror or fantasy?:
I like both horror and fantasy movies but horror books are the best !!!
11. What city or town you’d like to live in?:
I’m torn between living in the city and in the country hhh I wanna have my peace and quiet but it’d be kinda scary to live in the middle of nowhere? Like in a horror movie ksjks but I also like when you live near shops and stuff hmm
12. What I value most in life:
Having someone to talk to! It can be pretty scary to not have anyone to talk to and when you’re feeling sad or lonely it can feel a little suffocating?
13. If I could learn any skill, it’d be:
Articulating what I want to say in a better way, I feel like when I talk to people irl I can’t really communicate my feelings and my sentences feel really basic hhh
14. Between beach and the mountains, I prefer:
They’re both beautiful and magical in their own way but I think I prefer the beach! There’s probably more to do there
16. My hidden talent:
I can... clap my hands very loudly? hahah
18. Rainy day or sunny day?:
Sunny! I also like rain a lot tho
21. How I relax after a hard day:
Take a shower, stay in my room for the rest of the day and don’t talk to anybody.. Maybe watch a movie
28. How many piecings I’ve:
I used to have my ears pierced but the holes are now closed up, I was thinking of getting them pierced again..
29. I like makeup:
Not on myself, but I like how people express themselves through it! And I definitely see it as an art form
33. My height:
169cm, 5′6 I think!
34. My age:
19
35. My birthday:
Sept 11
39. Video games or social media:
Social media! I have phases in which I’m into video games, but it’s been a month since I really played any
41. I’ve visited outside of my country:
I’ve been to Rome, London, Ohio, Mallorca and Sardinia
44. Do you follow some celebrities’ fashion:
Not really, I’ve been looking at suho’s fashion a lot tho haha
45. What do you think about your fashion sense:
I usually dress very basic and comfortable, but since I start uni in the fall, I was thinking about changing up my style a little bit
47. You can do your make up properly:
Nope!
48. You go or used to go to school with makeup on:
No
49. What colour suits you best?
Black I think
Tagging: @jaeminftstars, @bbyunz, @abunnycotton, @brbcrawlingtokorea, @kafkascupcake, @pcys-1, @bikeryeollie, @baekbbyun, @delhyun have fun!!
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lizadoesrph · 4 years
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how to: sports guide -- FOOTBALL edition.
Sports and lack of knowledge when it comes to sports is literally my biggest pet peeve in the RPC, so here is a little guide especially for those muses who play football! Please like or reblog if you’ve found this in anyway helpful! Please feel free to refer to this guide whilst making muses or college rps! Part one here. 
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disclaimer: I have not, nor ever played football. everything I know is from personal knowledge with people who have as well as being a huge fanatic of the sport myself.  As well as personal experience of a college athlete.
Overall.
Football is America’s sport. let’s be real, y’all can say its baseball but you would be wrong. Okay maybe not, but football is my LOVE when it comes to sports so I am so bias.
For my babies from the South -- they will follow college football to a T! They will probably have parents who are legacies and they follow their teams. The power house conference for college football is the SEC (south eastern conference), and overall the most dominant team in recent history has been Alabama followed by Clemson, and Ohio State. Saturdays are THE game days.
For my children from the North -- this is much more about the NFL. The Dallas Cowboys are known as America’s team, however... nobody really likes them unless you’re a cowboys fan.  The most dominant team in recent history are the New England Patriots.  Game days range from Thursday night to all day Sunday to Monday night! Thursday, Sunday Night, and Monday Night are known as “prime time games”
Myself, personally, I follow both college & NFL pretty closely since my family is from the North but moved to the South when I was young. 
For those in the west, football isn’t as big of a thing as it is on the east coast -- but seattle LOVES their team. Take a quick research on the NFL team near your muse’s hometown if they are from the states!  Maybe they have family from somewhere. And.. Green Bay is more or less America’s Team (Go pack go babbbyyyy)
Positions.
Special Teams.
This is usually reserved for second strings to get reps in. I could go into gunners, and all that but... not a star position.
Place Kicker - Usually an ex-soccer player who chose football over soccer.  A very valuable asset to a team, but underrated. Can always get crowd hypes up when they make a tackle. usually the position who gets the most death threats (sorry) example. mason crosby Punter - Same with Place Kicker, can sometimes be the same person. see pat mcafee who did both in college. Usually ex-soccer player and VERY overlooked.  They are usually the holders for place kickers during field goals. example. JK Scott. Returner - can make or break a team. bringing back a punt or kickoff for a touchdown will literally create the hypest environment. example. Tyler Ervin.
Offense. 
Quarterback - 1 // yeah, yeah, yeah. there’s more positions than this, I promise. example. the goat. aka aaron rodgers. Running Back - 2 // Smaller boys, fast, and shifty.  They usually do some dirty work, but a good one is a jack of all trades -- blocking, route running/catching, and carrying.  example. aaron jones. Full Back - 1 // Bigger boys than running back and these are the unknown angels on the field.  They are usually used to clear ways for running backs and help with down the field blocks, but also used for pass protection blocks. example. danny vitale. Tackle - 2 // Have you seen the movie “The Blind Side”. this is it. They are on the outermost boys of the offensive line. ( Kinda skipping over the offensive line since.. I doubt people are gonna play as them. ) example. david bakhtiari Guard - 2 // This is the boys on the inside, on either side of the Center. example. elgton jenkins Center - 1 // Very important role, in charge of getting the ball cleanly to the Quarterback whilst also getting up as fast as possible to start blocking against lineman and linebackers. example. corey linsley Wide Receiver - 2-4 // Probably the second most glorified role depending on the team. Tall, fast, shifty, with strong knowledge to run different routes, look and track the football to catch it.  Whilst also knowing where they are on the field at all times. example. davante adams, allen lazard. Tight End - 1-2 // Very important but scarcely utilized. There are either receiving tight ends or blocking tight ends.  The best will do both and do it effectively.  As much as I hate to say it, Gronkowski is probably the best example you will find.  These are big, strong players who probably have some of the biggest loads dumped on them when it comes to expectations. example. Rob Gronkowski, George Kittle.
Defense. (the best)
Lineman -  2-4 // usually in charge of stopping the run / pushing the lineman in to put pressure on the quarterback (nose tackle) these are the big boy 300 pounders example. kenny clark. Linebacker - 2-4 // split up into outer / middle/ inside. They are in charge of either coverage or rushing the quarterback depending on the playcall. The biggest jobs of most in containing either the quarterback or running back from breaking out into a big run. These are probably some of the most popular defensive roles since they can do so much to receive recognition (interceptions, great coverage, sacks, forced fumbles, ect.) example. Preston Smith, Blake Martinez  Cornerback - 2-3 // These can probably be the smallest people on the team, but they also need to be the fastest with a really solid vertical.  There is a lot of studying that goes into this role when it comes to knowing who you are playing against. Needs to interrupt the pass, and cover your receiver well.  example. Jaire Alexander Safety - 1-2 // my personal fav. position in the game.  This used to be split in strong/free, but it really isn’t used much anymore.  A smaller linebacker -- either assist in the run defense, assist cornerbacks, or provide a safety blitz (rushing the quarterback) example. adrian amos.
( yes I listed all packers as examples except at TE bc Jimmy Graham doesn’t deserve that recognition )
Recruiting.
Recruiting in Football is WACK. You get ranked from zero to five stars depending on how good you are in high school.  Zero stars being not so great and five stars being the best of the best. Five star recruits are the most likely to go to those SEC schools.  You get unofficial offers from colleges, and you will “sign” to a school on National Signing Day when it usually in February!  This year, they have an Early Signing Day which is happening mid-December! 
As a senior in high school, an athlete is allowed FIVE “official” visits.  This is where the school will pay for everything the athlete does, and is the last attempt a college gets to convince that player to come to their school.  An official visit is usually for a recruits top five schools. 
Once you sign a letter of intent ( an official, legally binding document that says you will go to the college of your choice to play the sport (football in this case) with the amount of scholarship money the school promised to give you.
College.
If your muse makes it this far, there is a 99.9% chance football is literally their heart and soul.  Those who are at big schools probably have dreams of going to the NFL.  If this is true..... there is a 99.9% chance they don’t go to classes lmao. 
In season, they spend around 30-50 hours working out, practicing, studying film, in meetings with coaches. you will be busy. you will hate your life. everytime you don’t have class, you will likely be in the field house or hosting parties somewhere. nobody drinks like college athletes drink, trust me, I was one.
Most college football players have mandatory study hall, around 2-8 hours a week they have to check into a room, the library, or their academic advisor to make sure they are on track and eligible for the following semester.
IMPORTANT: 
College athletes have a clock of 5 years once they step on a D1 field. You are no longer eligible to play D1 football after these 5 years. ONCE you commit to go to the NFL draft, you are no longer eligible to play NCAA football. You have FOUR years of eligibility, after these four years you are no longer able to play NCAA football. This clock resets for every sport. You can play in the NFL and return to college to play college basketball.
You can receive a medical or academic redshirt. these rules are complicated, but mostly won’t matter in RP unless you want?? your character to tear their ACL. It will take a small google search, but if that is too much, feel free to message me.
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          hiya i’m lauren! like this post if you’d like to plot and i’ll hyu!
name: ingrid dae
age: 23
orientation: pansexual & panromantic
overall, she’s rlly nice! she basically j does whatever she wants bc she can
not paid attention to by her parents growing up bc they were too focused on starting their business 
she was v much an accident, like her parents were busy w their business and j happened to get pregnant
raised by random family members and the public school system until her parents could afford nannies 
she doesn’t hate them tho cause she gets it and she loves their money a lot
their business is puddaeing and they were the first to add an asian twist to pudding cups in america
most popular is their green tea tapioca and vanilla egg pudding
she’s j a socialite bc the moneys 
she mainly j chills since puddaeing is a mult-million company & her parents give her whatever she wants bc they feel bad abt how they raised her
is part of the new money group, puddaeing didn’t pick up until she was about 7, but she doesn’t remember too much about how much her parents struggled
ig she does a little of everything bc she can
like if she feels like being an extra for her fav tv show/movie she’ll tell her parents and they’ll pull some strings for her
or if she wants to drop a single, her parents will call the company who takes care of the puudaeing jingles 
was def part of the kid’s bob group that covered gangnam style LSKDFJ
did some of the jingles when she was little
because of this she has a fan base and a majority of them watch her vlogs and such
suuuper spoiled and knows/loves it
v much the type to buy a new, expensive item & gets bored of it within the hour. def gives it to the next person she sees since they’ll have more use for it
buys her friends everything
uses her money like it’s nothing. saving? don’t know her
she gets a lot a fair amount of hate since she’s j another rich kid but it doesn’t faze her
she loves loves her fans sm and always says how much she appreciates them
tbh this goes back to her not rlly having a family growing up
she calls them her puddin's LKJDSFLKJD
speaking of not having a family growing up, she’s super attached to her friends and hellla clingy so beware of that
probs got broken up w bc she was too! damn! needy!
she is an advocate for pda w significant others and friends
always holds hands/links arms/puts her arm around them
sometimes she puts their arm around her
links arms w ppl w/o asking so if your chara isn’t into that they could’ve 1000% yelled at her
convo would go smthn along the lines of
“oops won’t do that again, sorry! also that was hot”
loves kissing her friend’s cheeks but will def ask abt that before doing it sldkfj
doesn’t rlly have a filter for dumb stuff like will straight up ask ppl
like “when you say you’re taking the subway, is it like a car sponsored by the food place?”
“if you only have 1 chef, how do they eat? you always need 2 so they can cook for each other”
some possible plots
an ex or two, could’ve ended on a good or bad note. i’m down for anything tbh
friends 
party friends🤪🤪
sophia
someone she goofs around with a lot
one she always travels with, they’re amazed by normal things like the state of ohio
her first Rich friend, we can plot their current relationship too!
elijah
unlikey friends
taeho
that parent friend who makes her behave
echo
ex-friends
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allykat4416 · 5 years
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oh boy some opinions
Because I literally ditched this site for months on end and didn’t post trip reports past May, here’s some Thots. Legend has it if you post this on Instagram, all the 13-year-old Cedar Point fanboys will crawl out of your phone screen and cry at you for going against the groupthink
Kingda Ka, Six Flags Great Adventure: I like going Fast. I like really really good launches. And boy howdy, did I love Kingda Ka. It was my first strata, the first coaster me and Casie rode together, my first Six Flags credit, and I love it so much for it. There’s not much to the ride; you go very high and very quick, and then it’s over. But it’s an adrenaline rush from hell and I can’t get enough of it. (Also, sue me, but the airtime hill actually makes me prefer this over TTD.) 
El Toro, Six Flags Great Adventure: *unintelligible garbled words* good bull. good boy. deserving of all the praises. kicks so much ass and looks good doing it. we love you, toro. shine on, you funky little matador. 
Bizarro, Six Flags Great Adventure: Oh look, it’s my favorite floorless. I really do like this ride. I think Dominator actually has a bit better of a layout, but the props and how the ride interacts with them are what pushes Biz to the top spot for me. (Plus, this blog is a Fuch Barrel and Clipped Horse appreciation zone.) This was the first coaster @pupu-platter, @popsican, and I rode together, so it definitely has that going for it too.  
Nitro, Six Flags Great Adventure: Fun fun fun fun fun. That’s all I can think of when I think about this ride. Honestly, it’s my favorite B&M hyper that I’ve ridden so far. It’s something I’ll always have to hit when I go to the park, with both hands all the way up and my feet kicked straight out.
The Dark Knight, Six Flags Great Adventure: Alex summed it up best by saying “it’s a WILD MOUSE.” Like another indoor coaster at the park, I’d do with a group of my friends, but not alone. I do like the little black-light section you go through, though. It’s aesthetic.
Batman, Six Flags Great Adventure: I like any B&M invert by nature, so it’s not a bad ride. But I’m actually feeling like this is my least favorite inverted. Which again, doesn’t make it a bad ride because I like all of the inverts I’ve been on. It just didn’t leave a really lasting impression on me. It’s better in the back, which is really weird because all the other ones are much better up front.
Skull Mountain, Six Flags Great Adventure: What a janky, stupid ride. I love it. I wouldn’t go out of my way to ride it, but if the lines are low, I definitely want to give it a lap, provided I’m with friends. I think it’d probably be a lot less fun by yourself.
Joker, Six Flags Great Adventure: Ehhhh… I don’t really like this ride. It’s a fun novelty experience, and I’d rather see that than a Vekoma boomerang getting cloned everywhere, but I rode it, didn’t like it, and won’t do another one more than likely. Pretty setting, though!
Runaway Mine Train, Six Flags Great Adventure: It’s a mine train, so it’s inoffensive fun. But it’s a Six Flags mine train so it’s janky as all hell and that somehow makes it so much better. I can’t help but laugh when I think about this ride, and I have no idea why. 
Superman- Ultimate Flight, Six Flags Great Adventure: It’s okay, I guess. I like it more than either of the Vekoma flying coasters I’ve ridden, but I’m just not really a fan of the flying type. I really hope I’ll enjoy Tatsu and Manta more because this just doesn’t impress me much.
Green Lantern, Six Flags Great Adventure: Yuck. By virtue of just being a sheer horrible ride, this was my least favorite of 2018. I’m not calling for it to be torn down, but no tears will be shed for when this thing bites the dust.
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Twister, Knoebel’s: Fun ride, can’t complain about it. Greatly outclassed by its neighbor, but at any other park, it would shine like the diamond it is. I like ya, Twister. You’re a cool fella, and someone I’d definitely have to see every time I visit the park lest it feel incomplete.
Black Diamond, Knoebel’s: What a dopey little ride. It’s fun with friends, and I feel like I say that a whole lot through this. The spinning tunnel that gives you the illusion of an inversion is a really cool touch, and it’s very pretty. (It looked kind of pink, even though it’s supposed to be a furnace. Or maybe Hell. I’m not really sure.)
Impulse, Knoebel’s: Little Fahrenheit Lite. (Fahrenlite… I’ll see myself out.) I’ve only gotten to ride it once due to time constraints, and I definitely plan on riding again whenever I’m back at Knoebel’s. It’s very short, but sometimes a ride doesn’t need to go on forever to be good. While I prefer the wooden coasters in the park, I really do like this one! 
Phoenix, Knoebel’s: I phucking love my Texan mom. I will throw hands for this phucking ride. Yeah, I do like Toro and Voyage a bit more, but dammit if I wasn’t over the phuckening moon when this thing won the Golden Ticket this year. This shit has more intense airtime than certain other coasters that I’ll be putting on blast later. Phoenix is raw fun, and if you don’t get standing airtime on some of those drops, man, you aren’t living. We stan quite a few ginger lesbian coaster legends in this household, and I’m happy as hell to put Phoenix on that list. God, I love this ride so much.
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Talon, Dorney Park: You’re cool. I didn’t expect you to be that cool. I think I slightly prefer this over Afterburn (slightly, of course.) Maybe I just got some really great rides on it that day, but I enjoyed Talon a whole lot more than I anticipated...and I went in expecting it to be in the top of the heap of Dorney for me because I’m a sucker for B&M inverts. Still not better than Geist though, imo. 
Steel Force, Dorney Park: Hello, competent Maggie. (okay, I really like Magnum, all jokes aside. Great rides this year.) I do prefer the trains on this though. I’m a sucker for speed. Magnum 1-3 > this, but only in 1-3. (Or 6-1. Magnum’s pretty awesome there too.) I’m happy we doubled-up on rides on this before the rain made us leave.
Possessed, Dorney Park: It’s a short, fun ride. While I do prefer Wicked Twister, this is still a lot of fun for me. I love the little, punchy launches these things have. (If there’s one thing I learned about my tastes this year, it’s that I’m a sucker for a good launch.) 
Hydra- The Revenge, Dorney Park: You’re cool. You’re not “I’m waiting more than 20 minutes for you” cool. It’s a gorgeous ride, really, but it’s probably my least favorite in the park that I did in May. It’s not a bad ride, of course, but it pales in comparison to Dominator and Biz. I’d be willing to ride it again whenever I go back though, so again, it’s not awful by any means! I like everything at Dorney, frankly. 
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Anaconda, Kings Dominion: Oh, it ain’t that good. Oh, the other aquatic serpent themed Arrow looper around an hour down the road stomps it. But Anaconda wasn’t as terrible as I was led to believe it was going to be. Maybe I braced for it accordingly. Maybe people are a bunch of pansies. I probably won’t go on it again, but it’s really not that awful.
Dominator, Kings Dominion: What a fun ride. That’s all I can say. It’s a fun ride that never fails to make me smile, and it’s a ride I consider a must-do whenever I’m at KD. I love that giant loop so much.
Flight of Fear, Kings Dominion: Jesus Christ, I like this ride more than I think I expected to. It’s a whippy, fun ride that I never leave without a huge grin on my face. I hate that the lines can get as crummy as they can, but it’s worth waiting for, I think.
Rebel Yell/Racer75, Kings Dominion: It’s alright. It was actually a lot smoother than Racer at KI (which is weird, because Racer North looks to be in much better condition than its eastern counterpart) and I think I do prefer it over the Ohio set of twins. It’s worth at least one lap on per visit.
Intimidator 305, Kings Dominion: step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on m-OKAY YEAH. This is my favorite new credit this year. Shattered my expectations. What a fucking amazing ride. While I didn’t gray out the first time I rode it in May, when I went back in October I nearly blacked out. It’s so intense that I couldn’t keep my arms up without them feeling hurt. It was so worth the 3 and a half hour drive, and you can guarantee when the park reopens in March, I’ll gladly make the haul to marathon it. 91/10, would raise hell and praise Dale again.
Twisted Timbers, Kings Dominion: Dammit, I hated your name from day one but you are a funky-ass little ride that I will STAN. I’m torn whether this or Wicked is my second-fav RMC (falling behind, of course, my girl LRod.) I’m in love with the barrel roll drop...and the “airtime alley”...and the dorky ass tractor in the queue...and the lack of pacing issues...and the inversions only being in there when its necessary...and generally just being a fun ride with lots of nice ejector. Fuck. I love Twisted Timbers. I love my yee-yee ass husband.  
Grizzly, Kings Dominion: I don’t get the hate towards this ride. It’s like a boneless Beast. Yeah, it’s a tad on the rougher side, but it’s a wooden coaster built in the 80s. What were you expecting? I like Grizz a lot, and I see why my buddy Nathan would sing its praises whenever we talked about Dominion. Grizzly is just pure fun, and in a beautiful setting. I love the station. 
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Carolina Goldrusher, Carowinds: It’s a mine train, so it kind of just is what it is. But Carowinds’ lineup is admittedly kind of bad after AB and Fury (and 232 if they haven’t trimmed it to the point it feels like another ride that I like a helluva lot less than Tiny Tim), so this ends up being one of the more tolerable rides there. God, I can’t wait for Copperhead.
Goats on the Roof’s Mountain Coaster: It’s on RCDB, so I guess it’s a credit. Fun enough, but I still prefer the bobsled buddy just up the road. I had more fun listening to my mom and sister’s reactions to it though. I bet it would be really pretty to ride at night. 
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Raven, Holiday World: My birth-year coaster! And what a great one to share it with. The setting is gorgeous on this ride, and because it plays with the terrain, its “hidden drop” is one of my favorite coaster moments. I see how this thing used to rack up the Tickets back in the late 90s.
Legend, Holiday World: This ride combines everything I love about Beast and MyTi, and for that, I adore it. The laterals are mental on this thing! The name is nothing short of fitting. Maybe the true Son of Beast was the really good coaster Holiday World built all along.
Thunderbird, Holiday World: Oh look, it’s my favorite wing! It does everything I like about Wild Eagle but better, playing hard with the terrain and being surprisingly forceful. The launch is nothing short of delicious. A class-act coaster for a class-act park. Well done, B&M. Well done, Koch family. And well done, Thunderbird, for being such a damn good boy. 
Howler, Holiday World: I rode it for the credit to ensure my 100th would be awesome, and that’s all my dignity will let me say about that.
Voyage, Holiday World: Utterly fucking fantastic, and my new favorite night ride. The laterals left me some very pretty bruises. (I also rode this with Koaster Kids lmao.) What a phenomenal ride. BEYOND well-done, Gravity Group. But what else can we expect from the people who made our new savior, Oscar’s Wacky Taxi?
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Thunderbolt, Six Flags New England: Similar to CG at Carowinds, it’s an old-ass wooden coaster that ends up being one of the better rides in the park by virtue of SFNE’s lineup dying in the water after WC and Supes. It was definitely my least favorite of the day, and I really only rode it to make my 90th credit special when we went back to Ohio. 
Wicked Cyclone, Six Flags New England: This ride cracked my phone protector and I think that tells you everything you need to know about Wicked Cyclone. While I had heard he wasn’t doing too hot this year overall, this ride was violent when we were there. I can’t wait to go back and see if that holds up, because if it does, I know I’m going to be thrown from my seat in the best ways possible yet again. 
Superman- The Ride, Six Flags New England: I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you. FUCK. I love this ride. While I do think 305 beats it out as my favorite new credit of 2018, it was close. This almost became my overall #1 for a hot moment, and if it gets some new trains, well...anything’s possible. I didn’t want to overhype the ride for myself, but I’d also been salivating over this ride for 5 years so. However, unlike other rides on this list that I will rightfully eviscerate, Superman lived up to every ounce of hype and then some. We stan 1 boy with clinical depression, and that boy is SFNE Supes. 
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Adventure Express, Kings Island: *breath in* It’s a mine train, so it is what it is. There’s a reason why what happens to this ride in the Project Shooting Star universe happens, and I hope he enjoys the rest of his afterlife circa 2003-ish knowing he died as a hero (kinda? at least ya tried), but I’m indifferent at best on this ride. Now that I have the credit, you won’t see me on it again.
Invertigo, Kings Island: Why was this not nearly as horrible as I thought it was going to be? It didn’t hurt at all. I may actually ride it again, honestly. (Okay, probably not, but.)
Firehawk, Kings Island: Eh, yeah, I was kind of sad to see it go, namely because I knew how much my friend Gabby liked it. I’m not a fan of the flying type coasters, but I will say this completely kicks the crap outta Nighthawk. Here’s to hoping whatever replaces it is awesome! (And I will laugh my ass off if it’s a giga dive.)
Backlot Stunt Coaster, Kings Island: You’re cool. You’re not “wait to see you more than 15 minutes” cool. I wanted to gray out on that helix so bad, but here we are.
Diamondback, Kings Island: What a good snake. This is what 232 should have been. It’s probably my second favorite B&M hypercoaster. I heavily dig the splashdown, and it’s always fun to try and touch it when you nyoom on through. I really enjoy this ride. Much love to my girl.
The Beast, Kings Island: WOW I SURE DO LOVE MY ALOCHOLIC MOM. What an icon. And the night rides, ugh!! So good. A classic, my favorite in the park, and I don’t think there’s ever gonna be anything quite like it ever again. Worth the drive to get there, and worth the waits when we had to stick it out. Phucking legendary. 
Mystic Timbers, Kings Island: Okay yes I still like Thunderhead the best BUT. God, I really love Mystic Timbers. It grew on me, even though that fuckin’ ugly-ass name never did. (God, they did this ride so dirty.) It’s a really great ride, and probably my second favorite in the park. I’m proud to say it’s my new lanyard. It’s fun, lots of good floater air, and while the shed can be disappointing to some, I think it’s a nice way to kill time on the brake run. Catch me screaming Bonnie Tyler in the shed. I love my big tiddy lumber business wife. 
Vortex, Kings Island: Eh, it’s aiight. It’s hard as frick to find the entrance for this if you don’t know where to go to. TN Tornado and Nessie spoiled me, but it certainly wasn’t as awful as Carolina Cyclone. I don’t really have that much to say about this ride, honestly. 
Flight of Fear, Kings Island: Can’t say much else that I didn’t say for KD. I think I prefer this one just a bit, but ugh, I love them both. What good dudes. Also, getting to see the spaghetti bowl was neat-o-rama.
Racer, Kings Island: From a purely ride standpoint, it’s aiight. A little on the rougher side, but that doesn’t terribly bother me. I know it’s a ride that means a lot to a lot of people. But there’s something about this ride to me that feels extremely weird and I have no earthly idea what the hell it is.
Bat, Kings Island: The ride itself is kind of just “meh.” Slightly less meh than Iron Dragon, but still pretty meh. But there’s something about this ride, and I don’t know if it’s that it feels like the Oregon Trail to get there and it’s eerily quiet down that way, or if it’s because you get too close for comfort with the cursed-ass SoB station, or what. But this ride feels very, very…. off.
Also, daily reminder that Five is Dead. 
Banshee, Kings Island: This ride is cute and you all can take several seats. No, it isn’t my favorite Inverted coaster. It honestly falls around #4 for me, middle of the pack. But dammit, this ride is still really good and I will fight whoever says it isn’t. It gets undeserved hate. I really like it, both to look at and to ride. (Seriously, this ride is nothing short of beautiful.) 
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Iron Dragon, Cedar Point: If you look up “Meh” in the dictionary, there’s a probably a picture of this ride. It’s got a very pretty setting, all things considered, and it’s not a bad ride. It’s just not one of my favorites. It makes me miss Big Bad Wolf like burning. 
Cedar Creek Mine Ride, Cedar Point: Again, it’s a mine ride so it is what it is. It’s kind of just there. It wouldn’t hurt my feelings if they got rid of it for an Infinity (a la Smiler) or GCI like rumors I’ve heard.
Blue Streak, Cedar Point: I’m not that crazy about this one, honestly. It’s fun for what it’s worth, but I’d rather be kickin’ it with her green neighbor. Like ID, it isn’t a bad ride, and I’d be more likely to ride this one again even though I have the credit already. I’m just not a huge fan.
Corkscrew, Cedar Point: I rode it once for the credit, and I probably won’t ride it again. But hey, at least it looks pretty.
Top Thrill Dragster, Cedar Point: Raw speed. Raw fun. If it’s open when you go, you gotta do it. Or try to. If she feels like being sociable. She usually doesn’t. Take everything I said about Ka and put it here. What a rush. (It’s also very fun to scream “I love you, bitch” at Millennium from the top.)
Gemini, Cedar Point: Real talk, this thing is fun as all hell. When I think of the phrase “ good, clean fun”, this is the coaster that pops into my head. I had a blast on this thing, and while there’s other stuff there I’d prefer to ride first that usually cuts my time to see Gem, I think it’s a solid ride.
Steel Vengeance, Cedar Point: I wanted to go easy on it and try to find the good when I went on it in May, lick the wounds of disappointment as it were. But after seeing the cult mentality this ride gets and getting an utterly garbage spin on it in August, fuck this ride and the horse it rode in on. Waste of space and the worst RMC I’ve done by far. Tell me why this thing felt like 232. Tell me why people unironically say “the ~*almighty*~ Steel Vengeance!” Tell me why people want you dead if this isn’t your #1. Such a piece of shit. I’m disappointed in you, Rocky Mountain Construction. I know you can do better than whatever the fuck this pathetic excuse of a coaster was.
Valravn, Cedar Point: Eh... sorry, guys, Griffon spoiled me. Without the vests, I think I would enjoy this a bit more. But as it stands, no thanks, I’m good. 
Rougarou, Cedar Point: Eh....sorry, guys. The first half is tons of fun! But the second half is too headbang-y even for my tastes. Swap restraints with Val, and I would like both of them a lot more.
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rules: tag 10 followers you want to get to know better
tagged by: @myheadislostintheclouds thank uuu,,,,,u receive 10 (ten) dollars by the end of the month.
star sign: aquarius
gender: I have no fucking idea, when u find out what gender I am could you help a fellow dumbass out? probably non-binary but hell im stupid so who knows.
height: 5′1″ (im short.) (I hate it.)
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where do you see yourself in ten years?: probably still confused about my gender, but at piece about it. also; eating frozen pizza rolls in a empty bathtub because it’s therapeutic (but I see myself happy with friends, away from my parents, with my real name, and doing art for a living. also. college.)
if you could be anywhere where would you be?: Alaska. its nice there. I hate ohio. I want out. are there buildings here? if so, lemme know. (but seriously, I want to go to Alaska someday. it sounds so pretty.)
fav 90s show: rugrats!!!
last kiss: I think you need someone who has liked you for that to happen.
ever been stood up: look to previous questions answer.
been to vegas: nope.
fav shoes: I only ever wear my black vans, so I guess that's my favorite???
fav fruit: m a n g o s
stupidest thing you have ever done: filled a bathtub with dish soap, and stir it with my hands (im allergic) to see how many bubbles I could make. ive also poured vanilla candle wax all over the tub because I wanted to see how candle wax would look outside of it’s container.
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could you do Ohioans hate ohio? cause trust me, we dont like it any more that yall do lmao
Already done a hot while ago bud
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from my questions - 2, 17, 33 ♡
thanks for the repost <3
Woo thx for the ask
2. My fav color is grey
17. If I was in a fight I’d bring in @bobobobobobobobo
33. I would describe my blog as mental health, pride, fandom trash
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Why hello there traveler
Welcome to my blog stranger! Why don’t you stay awhile...
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- You can call me Crix
- I’m non binary (they/them)
- Marvel became my personality as a child and it’s side effects linger
- fav animated movie- Lorax, Fav romance movie- Edward scissor hands, fav action movie- CATWS, fav horror movie- Babadook, It (1&2), or The Conjuring
- fav podcasts; dungeons and daddies, a hotdog is a sandwich, death in the afternoon, Distractible, The Bald and The Beautiful, The Ghost Story Guys (before Ian was axed), Ghosts and Bears (10/10 podcast)
- I’m rlly quite friendly and easy to talk to lol sometimes I come off as brash though (I really don’t mean to)
Come say hi :)
My inbox is open if you want to chat, vent, or hear some media recommendations.
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suga-honey-icedtea · 6 years
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Hi so @bts-feat-nct, lovely cutie, tagged me in this thing where I talk about myself (like I already don’t do that) and so y e a h.
I’ll tag these cuties (obviously don’t have to do it :) ): @packetofsuga, @tony-montana-shit, @jjang-jjang-hope, and @tvehyungs-gf :)
Sooo let’s go :)
Rules: Answer these questions and tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better.
1. Nickname: Jaz, Jazzy, Jazzybear, Jassiebassie, bun, queen of destruction, destruction daddy, demon, Jasmine Applesauce, cacti dealer, and many more
2. Zodiac: Libra
3. Height: 6′0 or 183cm
4. Age: 19
5. Time: 12:48pm
6. Fav bands/artists: fall out boy, panic!, bts, monsta x, red velvet, nct, little mix, cazzette, rihanna, nicki minaj, cardi b, post malone, taemin, sunmi, blackbear, childish gambino (lots of people, you get the point)
7. Song stuck in my head: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (because my sister had the aux and put it on, so we were all required to scream it but it’s okay right after she followed it up with Africa by Toto and my life was complete)
8. Last movie I saw: I think it was...Mulan (and I was having the time of my life watching it)
9. Last thing I Googled: Ontario, Ohio because I’d never heard of that before in my life
10. Other blogs: I have another one but it’s an aesthetic dump and I’m not giving it out because my face is on there and :) yeah but I do have that instagram :)))
11. Do I get asks: I’ll get some every now and then, unless I’m doing one of those blurb things but not a lot of people talk to me that aren’t already my friends/mutuals
12. Why I chose my username: I’ve talked about how I came up with my url and it was a wild ride but I decided to keep it because I was not only frustrated but like it’s epic :)
13. Following: 362 and i’m confused but i love you guys :)
14. Average amount of sleep: 4-6 hours usually
15. Lucky number: I wouldn’t say lucky so much as favorite but I like the number 3
16. What I’m l wearing: Half of my pjs, I had to put some shorts on to take my dogs out so i’m wearing a black tank top and some Stewie shorts i’ve had for a while
17. Dream job: an author or writer in general, that’d be amazing
18. Dream trip: Either a very long trip around the world where I visit like all the major cities in each country and just explore, or a historical tour of Eurpoe
19. Favorite food: this chicken dish my mom makes, it’s amazing, but other than that i love rice, pasta, cheese, doritos, cereal, pizza, cucumbers, chocolate, cookies, cake, ice cream (i’m very healthy if you couldn’t tell :)) )
20. Play any instruments: Yes! I played the flute for 8 years and I haven’t really touched it in a couple months but I have a love/hate relationship with it
21. Favorite song: this always changes but right now it’s probably El Anillo by J-Lo and Genius by LSD
22. Play(ed) any sports: sports and me don’t mix well
23. Hair color: so, right now it’s my natural hair color (as close as it’ll get), which is this light brown that sometimes looks red, sometimes looks blonde, depends on the lighting
24. Eye color: blue/grey (i really don’t like my eyes)
25. Most iconic song: This Is America by Childish Gambino
26. Languages you speak/learning: English, basic Spanish, and I was learning French but I kinda gave up (someone motivate me to get back to learning it) and there’s lots I want to learn but time and motivation aren’t with me like...ever
27. Random fact: When I was born, I had hip dysplasia, which is basically where the hip socket doesn't fully cover the ball portion of the upper thighbone. So then the hip joint becomes partially or completely dislocated so I wore leg braces up until I was either 1 or 2. And a second because I thought of it, when I was 8 I had a respiratory infection that was really bad, I was nearly hospitalized for it. They eventually found out that I have asthma (which explained the 15 minutes of not being able to breathe one time) and since then, my immune system has been terrible, I get sick all the time (like last month, in April, I had a fever and then two colds after that) and it’s ridiculous but yeah :)
28. Describe your self as aesthetics/ things: warm summer breeze, flowers swaying in the wind, soft piano music, 3 am, road trips, fall leaves, the moon, plants, sugar cookies, soft pillows, bruised knees, bookstores, late night walks, the rain, the smell of the ocean, seashells, clouds, loud laughter, soft pink (literally just look at me listening things i like w o w i’m a mess)
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Wicked Games by  heyitsbabz & youngvolcahoes (19/19 | 145220 | Explicit)
Josh didn’t mean to be rude to Tyler. Sure Tyler abandoned him in high school when Josh told him one of his dirty little secrets, but Josh didn’t hold grudges. He didn’t.
OR, the one where Josh is an idiot, Tyler is a bigger idiot and they both end up fucking shit up.
In Clover by TheDyingSun (1/1 | 12242 | Mature)
Not everyone can afford to drop everything for a two-man band in it’s infancy. So for three weeks, across the belly of the country, Josh and Tyler are forced to tour alone. Just the two of them.
They do okay.
Tyler -
Bold & Fearless In The Risks We Take by marsakat (14/14 | 42176 | Mature)
The first time they met, Tyler made Josh bleed.  But as blood brothers, the friendship endures all life’s growing pains.
//underage drinking //underage sex //homophobia
Elle -
Ex Ovo Omnia by stalksoftly (5/5 | 19,352 | Mature)
Tyler Joseph is, by some definition, famous, but not in the way he’d like to be. Open up any medical journal on the subject of 5-alpha-reductase deficiency and you’ll find his picture, head shorn, limbs hanging awkwardly on the sides of his exposed body, a black bar hiding wide, tired eyes in a mock attempt of anonymity.
Can’t Spell Without A by edy  (1/1 | 17,532 | Mature)
By September’s end, they’re living together.
By January’s time, Tyler’s lips will turn blue.
Josh doesn’t know that yet.
Eaten by Birds by edy  (1/1 | 19,877 | Mature)
In which Josh loses his lower jaw and Tyler is the lucky paramedic who finds him.
Mack -
Mustard by edy (1/1 | 14,827 | Explicit)
The one where Tyler sits on street corners and plays his ukulele for money and Josh hates his life.
Joy to the World by edy (12/12 | 95,906 | Explicit)
Summary
Fires will consume soon.
Leave while you can.
I heard Greenland is nice.
Everything will be okay.
This last message is sprawled across the front of the bakery, two suns for the dots of the i. Josh reads and believes the message
million dollar man. by fkeyouout (12/? | 28,087 | Mature)
josh just needs a good story to keep his less than thriving journalist job, and tyler probably has enough dirty laundry to break the news.
Another Western Vampire (Different Time, Same Place) by stalksoftly (11/11 | 37969 | Explicit)
Tyler Joseph is a mysterious cowboy. Cityslicker Josh Dun doesn’t know what he got himself into when he agreed to be his ranch hand for the summer.
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Someone Else’s Dreams by SpookySad (31/? | 135699 | Mature)
Josh has a great life, but that doesn’t mean he’s happy. He’s spends all his time working at Guitar Center, being a loner at school, and pining for the unattainable Tyler Joseph who probably doesn’t even know Josh exists.Except that, unbeknownst to either of them, they’ve started sharing dreams.
Get the tissues. We’re going to face our issues.
//depression//self harm//suicide attempt//
In Clover by thedyingsun (1/1 | 12243 | Mature)
Not everyone can afford to drop everything for a two-man band in it’s infancy. So for three weeks, across the belly of the country, Josh and Tyler are forced to tour alone. Just the two of them.
They do okay.
Sweet Creature by olgushka (13/? | 49844 | General Audiences)
Apparently being a single parent and a drummer in one of the most popular bands in the world is not as easy as it seems.
What Are You Made Of? by PastelMess (1/1 | 2020 | General Audiences )
“What are you afraid of?”The two of them are pulled over somewhere in the Arizona desert, their backs against the windshield of the van.
Dreamers at Best by flightlessnerds (17/17 | 94946 | Mature)
Josh decided that he loved everything about this band. Well, no, that wasn’t quite true. He loved everything about it, except that he wasn’t part of it.
In which Josh goes to see twenty one pilots for the first time, and finds that he can’t seem to tear his eyes away from the lead singer.
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From the Dining Table by chevycoop17 (16/?| 36631 | Mature)
Tyler and Josh broke up two years ago. Josh has moved on, but Tyler hasn’t. Things happen and Josh sees Tyler walking down the street. Josh wants to be friends with Tyler again. Will Tyler let Josh worm his way back into his life or tell him to go away?
Based off of Harry Styles’ song From the Dining Table. It’s cute, go listen.
Fuck You, Joshua Dun. by LoudandDangerous (1/1| 2041| Mature)
“Joshua Dun, you little motherfucker.” Tyler glares to the trash man beside Josh.“And you…Have you ever wondered how antifreeze tastes?” He smirks, holding up the drained empty bottle of blue liquid.
Sweet Creature by olgushka (17/?|  65187| General Audiences)
Apparently being a single parent and a drummer in one of the most popular bands in the world is not as easy as it seems.
Be careful sweetheart, there are wolves like me who will eat sweet things like you alive. by BlueNightShade (14/14|  24711| Explicit)
Tyler Joseph is a 16 year old Sophomore in high school. He’s running away from his home in Ohio, planning on traveling from Columbus, to Oak Hill. He desperately needs a ride. What’s the worse that could happen while hitch-hiking? That’s when he meets Josh. A man who’s older than him, has a mesmerizing warm smile, and bright yellow hair.
“What’s the worst that can happen?” Tyler thought.
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Hole by Edy (1/1| 13,031 | Mature)
“I swear to fucking God, Tyler,” he yells at the top of his lungs, from his own apartment. His voice is loud and right above Tyler’s head. “If I have to smell this shit wafting through the air vents for one more day, I’m gonna fucking report you.”
Mustard by Edy (1/1| 14,827 | Mature)
The one where Tyler sits on street corners and plays his ukulele for money and Josh hates his life.
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Tell Me Now by edy (1/1 |11,929 | Explicit)
Tyler hasn’t left the house in almost ten years.
//self harm //anxiety //depression //suicidal thoughts
Wild Geese by flightlessnerds (1/1 | 20,598 | Mature)
“No offense,” Josh replied, unfolding his arms. “But the straightest thing about me is my middle finger.”
In which the summer before college becomes the summer of Tyler, and Josh learns how to care.
//implied/referenced self harm //homophobia
Webcam by Marasa (1/1 | 5,334 | Not Rated)
Tyler shouldn’t trust people he meets on the internet.
//major character death //suicide //violence
million dollar man. by fkeyouout (19/? | 52,648 | Explicit)
josh just needs a good story to keep his less than thriving journalist job, and tyler probably has enough dirty laundry to break the news.
It’s not weird by Dun_with_Life (6/6 | 9,082 | General)
I was watching Family Guy last night and this episode reminded me of Josh and Tyler.
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The Silver Screen Dream by AddictWithAUnicorn (14/? | 104,574 | Mature)
It’s not like Tyler was interested in him or anything like that. In fact, he was most, most definitely straight, he was sure of it, he had never even slightly felt attracted to another ma–“Hey,” the stranger whispered, nudging Tyler’s arm.“What?” Tyler responded, determinedly keeping his eyes glued to the screen.“Do you wanna make out?”
Someone Else’s Dreams by SpookySad (31/? | 137,653 | Mature)
Josh has a great life, but that doesn’t mean he’s happy. He spends all his time working at Guitar Center, being a loner at school, and pining for the unattainable Tyler Joseph who probably doesn’t even know Josh exists.Except that, unbeknownst to either of them, they’ve started sharing dreams.
Get the tissues. We’re going to face our issues.
(Work in progress)
//anxiety //violence //Implied/referenced self-harm //suicide attempt //
No Man Is An Island by kyewopen (1/1 | 5,722 | General)
Five times Tyler thinks about confessing his feelings for Josh and one times he actually does
Seeking a husband by TwoBoysInABand  (8/? | 22,223 | Mature)
Josh Dun is set to inherit a large amount of money from his late grandmother.
But.. There’s a catch._________________________________A self-proclaimed commitment phobe and a lonely widower’s worlds are about to collide and they find love in the most unconventional way.
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1. Who was the last person you held hands with? mikayla <3 2. Are you outgoing or shy? somewhere inbetween 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? mikayla!! 4. Are you easy to get along with? yes 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? definitely 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? my girl. but if we’re talking in a general sense, then people with good and positive vibes. 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? maybe, with my girl.  8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? well i guess the singer of the song im currently listening to haha 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? depends who im talking about it with 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my baby 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “i know you’re asleep, but i can’t stop thinking about you. i love you so much” 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? playinwitme - kyle & kehlani, one kiss - dua lipa, is there somewhere - halsey, this side of paradise - coyote theory, and psycho - post malone & ty dolla sign. 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? love it, mostly when my baby does it. 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? i do. 15. What good thing happened this summer? last summer, i got to see my best friend for the first time in 2 years. i also got to see a lot of my ohio family who i missed very much. 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yes yes yes yes yes yes forever plesase 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? i don’t 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? occasionally 19. Do you like bubble baths? yessss 20. Do you like your neighbors? um i don’t really know them lol 21. What are you bad habits? overthinking 22. Where would you like to travel? new york!! 23. Do you have trust issues? yes 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? talking to my girl 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? either my skin as a whole, or my stomach. 26. What do you do when you wake up? check my phone 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? darker, but i kinda like my skin tone 28. Who are you most comfortable around? liv 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? yes lol 30. Do you ever want to get married? in the future with the right person, yes 31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? yes 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? lauren jauregui and camila cabello 33. Spell your name with your chin. cak,k,ui 34. Do you play sports? What sports? currently, none. when i was younger i danced, did gymnastics, was a cheerleader, and played soccer. 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? without tv for sure 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? yes  37. What do you say during awkward silences? “sooooo” or just awkwardly laugh 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? my dream girl is my girl now :) 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? charlotte russe!! 40. What do you want to do after high school? undecided. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? for the most part. but giving them another chance doesnt mean you should trust them again. 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? i’m probably sad 43. Do you smile at strangers? always 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? oof neither 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? when i get hungry or need a drink lol or if i need to get ready to go somewhere 46. What are you paranoid about? losing my girl 47. Have you ever been high? kinda 48. Have you ever been drunk? yes 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? i don’t think so  50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? light pink <3 51. Ever wished you were someone else? yessss 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? my skin. 53. Favourite makeup brand? too faced and tarte 54. Favourite store? target 55. Favourite blog? i don’t have one 56. Favourite colour? maroon, rose gold, black, and recently yellow. 57. Favourite food? sushi 58. Last thing you ate? takis 59. First thing you ate this morning? the first thing i had today was in the afternoon and it was a smoothie 60. Ever won a competition? For what? yes, many. too many to list and they were when i was young and im too lazy to think of all them lol 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? yes. for “lying” to a police officer basically. 62. Been arrested? For what? ive almost been arrested a couple times, but no. 63. Ever been in love? yes. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? it was with a girl at a church lmfao 65. Are you hungry right now? no 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? i dont have tumblr friends lol 67. Facebook or Twitter? twitter 68. Twitter or Tumblr? oof both 69. Are you watching tv right now? no 70. Names of your bestfriends? liv, mikayla, hailey, and jamie 71. Craving something? What? my girl’s presence  72. What colour are your towels? we have a lot of colors 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? like 7 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yesss 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? too many. probably around 35. i only sleep with a couple tho. 75. Favourite animal? dogs and white tigers 76. What colour is your underwear? currently, maroon 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla..... if it’s flavors we’re talking about. ;) 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? oreo cheesecake 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? white 80. What colour pants? black 81. Favourite tv show? dynasty, catfish, the fosters, pll, and ridiculousness  82. Favourite movie? the other woman, spring breakers, and the 50 shades movies 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? mean girls 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? karen 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? dory 87. First person you talked to today? my babygirl 88. Last person you talked to today? ^my babyyyyy (first and last everyday<3) 89. Name a person you hate? i don’t think i truly hate anyone. 90. Name a person you love? mikayla. 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? oof yes 92. In a fight with someone? rn, no lol 93. How many sweatpants do you have? like 6 pairs 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? hm maybe 8 idk 95. Last movie you watched? he’s just not that into you 96. Favourite actress? jennifer lawrence 97. Favourite actor? i don’t think i have one  98. Do you tan a lot? hell no 99. Have any pets? yes a dog 100. How are you feeling? happy 101. Do you type fast? yes very 102. Do you regret anything from your past? oh yeah 103. Can you spell well? yes 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? yes 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yes 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? i don’t think so, thankfully 107. Have you ever been on a horse? yesss 108. What should you be doing? probably school lmao or sleeping 109. Is something irritating you right now? i don’t think so 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes. 111. Do you have trust issues? already asked this, yes. 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? mikayla 113. What was your childhood nickname? calli or cal, which it still is haha 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes 115. Do you play the Wii? occasionally 116. Are you listening to music right now? yes. my fav playlist. 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yes 118. Do you like Chinese food? yes fav 119. Favourite book? fanfiction lol 120. Are you afraid of the dark? outside, yes. inside, no. 121. Are you mean? no 122. Is cheating ever okay? NO.  123. Can you keep white shoes clean? depends on how much i care about them. 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? idk 125. Do you believe in true love? yes 126. Are you currently bored? kinda 127. What makes you happy? my baby 128. Would you change your name? yes.  129. What your zodiac sign? gemini 130. Do you like subway? yes, love 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? tell them sorry bc im gay and have a girl. 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? my baby, once again another question i answered lol 133. Favourite lyrics right now? i have so so so many, but the first ones that came to mind were “you can strip down without showing skin”. 134. Can you count to one million? yes but it would be too time consuming 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? idek 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed 137. How tall are you? 5′1 138. Curly or Straight hair? curly 139. Brunette or Blonde? brunette 140. Summer or Winter? winter 141. Night or Day? night 142. Favourite month? october 143. Are you a vegetarian? no 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? milk 145. Tea or Coffee? tea 146. Was today a good day? yes :) 147. Mars or Snickers? snickers 148. What’s your favourite quote? “a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor” 149. Do you believe in ghosts? kinda 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? the closest book to me didn’t have page numbers lol
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