Anon - what haVE YOU DONE TO ME
ABBSKDBLD HOW DARE YOU ASSIGN ME HOMESTUCK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I DEMAND CONTEXT
alien man beamed back to his home planet
thank you for your wisdom
Fuck you I’m writing about gay dragons and if you wanna stop me you’ll have to cough on my immunocompromised ass.
why am i like this?
OH MY GOSH
I’ve gotten an ask exactly like this a little while ago, why am I getting it again?
OOF you got me there nonny 😔
Someone said that Janis and Regina should have ended up together in mean girls and I cant stop thinking about it
fuck off i wasnt expecting this dwefrgihughdyjkuopi
be nice to me or I’ll unleash unedited stone statue namjoon in all his glory then we’ll see who looks like voldemort when your eyes have melted away
my english professor this morning was like “you guys are probably like ‘what is a tumblr?’ because it’s such an outdated social media site now” and i wanted to throw myself out the window
* & — 𝙸'𝙼 𝙰 𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚈 𝙼𝙰𝙽 & 𝙸 𝙲𝙰𝙽'𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚈 𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶 —— @korezni
how unlike him it is to act upon such seldom desires , the well kept distance behind the king now broken as a strong hand rests on his shoulder , squeezing gently just enough to garner his attention. barry knows damn well nikolai was busy , knows he had a full schedule of things going on that would no doubt leave him too tired for much of anything later in the evening , though that was the point for this sudden intrusion. since the start of this innocent romance of theirs , it’s become harder & harder for the guard to resist him , needing a bit of daily attention from the royal to keep himself sane , even if its only for a few minutes , seconds even. the gesture of his hand on him is quiet , gentle —— guard waiting patiently for the king to turn & meet his gaze before his meek smile blooms just so , still a bit embarrassed about what he was about to do , to insinuate. who knows when a moment like this would come again ? the very idea that it may be a while only serves to make barry’s chest ache as he looks upon beautiful hazel eyes. how was he supposed to live in a world where he was near the king constantly , but couldn’t reach out & touch him ? have him ? ❝ hey uh , your highness. ❞ the formal tone of his voice is very convincing , very deceptive —— a good cover if there was anyone else around listening , keeping this happy part of their lives secret ( theirs ) for now. ❝ —— maybe you should uh , take a quick peak at yourself in the mirror here. think there’s a few hairs out of place on your head. definitely not uh , something you want to walk into lunch with. ❞ the strong hand on his shoulder lightens , knowing there would be no need to guide him when nikolai would no doubt go so willingly. there isn’t a whole lot of time , but they were in sync enough now that the guard was confident the king would catch on to what he was proposing , effectively allowing them to get on with it quickly , indulge in a bit of paradise before returning back to their current reality. ❝ you want to maybe step inside this room here & just , clean yourself up a bit before we keep on truckin’ ? gotta stay prim & proper —— keep up that image you got going. ❞