that almost sounds like everyday household cleaning
by ifiseeyouagain (@luvomelifehazza) (NR, 4.6k)
Harry glares at him. “The couch is dirty.”
Louis looks at the crumbs scattered around him as if he’s seeing them for the first time. “Oh, no worries about that.” He brushes the crumbs off so that they fall on the carpet. Still not helping. “Here, I’ve cleaned it up, now. Come on then, give me a cuddle.”
He makes grabby hands in the air, and it takes Harry a lot of willpower to not be fazed by them. He maintains his stance. “Now, you made the carpet more dirty,” he says pointingly, hoping now Louis would get the hint.
Louis swallows down a laugh. “Don’t worry about that, love. The housemaid would clean it up.”
Harry feels anger rise up inside him. “We don’t have a housemaid,” he says through gritted teeth. Why the fuck is Louis being so damn clueless? As if he hardly knows anything about them at all.
Louis widens his eyes in fake surprise. “We don’t?”
“No!” Harry snaps, clenching his fists.
“Then who’s been doing the cleaning all this while?”
aka: Harry wants to clean their home, Louis is not helping
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