Markiplier fucked up in a horror game and screamed so loud it scared me awake.

Techno covering for tommy is one of my favourite scenes!

Congrats Abigail. I love you💕🥺

De’arra Taylor in Savage X Fenty (Ambassador)

Dan and Phil moving into their forever home....Jenna and Julien are engaged...Shane Dawson is nowhere in sight....everything is finally how it should be

NEW VIDEO: “See Ya Later...” - thank you for watching! <3

mark lookin foin~

I was chilling out, but then I saw Markiplier and he was wearing these tiny booty shorts that definitely showed off his butt. He had thicc thighs and a decent butt. That same day, I taught myself how to do a backflip.

Unus Annus. One year. 

UA truly made this year so much better. It was fun having something to look forward to everyday and every video made me laugh. It wasn’t about the content, it was about the memories we made along the way. And I’ll always be grateful for them.

Memento Mori friends!

Unspoken Words and Read Messages

A/N: I have officially descended into the Corpse_Husband rabbit hole. My god I am in love with a man I've never met. Will I continue this? We'll see what posting-anxiety brain says tomorrow. Also, I don't know how to write for shit, so if this out of character, I apologize.

Y/N: Your Name N/N: Your Screen Name

[WORD COUNT: 705]

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“CORPSE!” The sound of your voice screaming angrily through your microphone appeared for just a moment before your avatar fell into the clouds and the familiar sound of someone leaving a discord call echoed through Corpse’s headphones. The call immediately erupted into laughter as a Victory screen appeared on his end, shortly transitioning back to the familiar spaceship lobby.

“You pulled a Corpse Classic on ‘er! Can’t believe we still fall for that,” Sean replied through laughs.

“N/N I’m sorry! He was so convincing! Oh god, she left,” Sykkuno’s panicked voice cut through the chaos.

“Self-report really works every time for you, huh Corpse?” Charlie added on, a smile evident in his voice. Corpse merely laughed in reply, switching his display from Among Us to Discord DMs.

CORPSE Today at 10:25 PM Haha sorry

However, the normal ping of a message going through didn’t greet his ears, and he frowned for a moment, looking back at the screen. His message didn’t go through. He tried sending another message.

CORPSE Today at 10:25 PM ? N/N, you there?

Wait… did you block him? He let out a laugh that sounded more like a wheeze at the realization. His suspicions were confirmed as the sound of someone joining the lobby played and a quiet and embarrassed voice spoke up.

“Guys… how do I unblock Corpse?” You asked with a laugh, and Corpse felt the familiar butterflies in his chest explode when you spoke. Looking back to his DMs, he decided to mess with you a bit while you still have him blocked. He hummed quietly to himself as he typed, barely even registering the conversation going on in the call.

CORPSE Today at 10:26 PM Wow, you deadass blocked me. I’m hurt. You can’t even see my pain.

Corpse's breath caught for a moment, rereading what he had just sent. You couldn’t see what he was typing. So, hypothetically speaking, he could type anything, right? He could finally let out the words he could never say to you. He felt his face heat up as he caught the sound of your laugh for a moment. If only you understood how fucking angelic your laugh sounded…

Before he knew it, his shaking hands were flying across the keyboard, anxiety be damned. He had to get it out, he had to. It was torturous, eating him alive every day he pretended like you were nothing more but an online friend to him. As he typed the final word, his finger hesitated over the enter key for a moment before slamming down on the button.

CORPSE Today at 10:28 PM Y/N Thank fucking god you’ll never see this shit but I’m in love with you, fucking head over heels. I feel like a goddamn idiot all the time because I never tell you how beautiful you are and how your laugh does things to me I never thought anyone could do. FUCK I just want to hold your hand so goddamn much right now and tell you how fucking perfect you are.

Corpse let out a sigh, finally feeling a small bit of relief. At least he was admitting it, even if it was to some stupid database full of 1s and 0s that would never relay the message to anyone who needed to hear it. It was lost to the Discord abyss for all time. Looking back to his computer to finally pay attention to the game again, his heart nearly stopped. Weren’t blocked messages… supposed to be red?

“Oh! I think I got it-” You proclaimed in contentment. Corpse felt his heart drop into his stomach. Fuck. You could see that. Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK. His hands flew back to his keyboard, deleting the message as fast as possible. Did he delete it fast enough? You couldn’t have seen that, right?

“Y/N? Did you get it?” Sean asked. When you didn’t reply, he asked again.

“Oh, uh, sorry… yeah, I uh, I got it. Sorry, I just- uh, are we starting the next round?” You replied, confusion evident in your tone as the sound of typing could be heard. As a new message appeared in the DM, Corpse’s heart stopped entirely.

N/N Today at 10:30 PM What?

(via “How To Have Hard Conversations About Voting” ft. Miles McKenna)

i rise from the dead to wish @markiplier a happy birthday !! hope he has a great day :) saw he already had cake for breakfast and he just finished livestreaming a game lixian made for him, which is great !!

i'm more active on my ig @/peachypril, but since i never post here you get to see the alternative version of the drawing as well as the original one, kind of an exclusive ;))

did this one- posted this kinda late cause I’m not really happy with it maybe you guys will like it. (Since I’ve been getting asked feel free to use it 💕)

if i had a nickel for every time this happened, i’d have 3 nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened thrice.

(via “Calling All the Anti-Gay Bitches... (Lohanthony Promoting Conversion Therapy)”)

If you ever check out any of my music recommendations, this one is IT! The song is so good and catchy and this music collective is one to support. rIVerse are awesome.

☁️captain puffy☁️

please do not repost or trace my artwork 💕

(via “4 Halloween Costumes Inspired by Moments of 2020″)

More Unus Annus art on Instagram under @/blu_sempai98

Artist: @2blubell