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fishing-lesbian-catgirl · 10 months

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Do you think banning self-checkouts in stores in order to protect the employment of service workers sounds like a decent policy?

I wrote my thoughts on the topic but it ended up being kinda long so I'll put it behind a readmore

i havent eaten.. yes- yes, yes, yes- i havent eaten an actual skittles pizza for uhh. probably for like 10 years. but.. i… did at one point. and… it was really good. so whats good about- what's good about skittles pizza is: you get a pizza- it could be whatever, a digiorno, it- a little, uhh, it could be a… like a… whatever other brand, it could be.. smile guy's pizza, it could be whatever. you get that, its frozen. you have to put it in the oven. okay. you get some skittles, you place them around equally- dont place em too close to each other- you put them around the pizza, spaced out, like a pepperoni… like a pepperoni! (pause] so, you place them equally, like pepperoni- imagine pepperoni, but its like- but its skittles. so- the rock. what the fuck was i saying? [pause) uhhh, skittles pizza. so you place the skittles around the pizza like-like pepperoni.. and then, you put it in the oven. you know what happens? you know what happens? you put it in the oven- the pizza's frozen. the pizza's cold. the pizza's hard. it's not a real p- you cant eat it yet. you put it in- skittles you can eat. what happens if you put a skittles in the oven? they melt. they melt. [pause] um, so you place them around, like a pepperoni, but its skittles. (pause] but yes, skittles pizza….. you place the skittles around like pepperoni- little pepperonis but theyre sweet and skittles. you put it in the oven, you pop it in the oven. [pause] you put it in the oven, you wait. the pizza.. get hot, nice and crisp… the pizza get hot! the pizza get hot nice and- the pizza get hot! (laughs) pizza get hot nice and crispy.. in the oven. you put it in there…. and then- okay, pizza's done. pizza.. get fluffy rise- rise, pizza rise. oven… hot in there. oven hot in there! it starts to twinkle, you know its done. you know when you look at the pizza in the oven, the lights on, and it starts to twinkle, it starts to glisten, you go, "ah the pizza's done." you take it out, and you see.. what it looks like. the cheese turns into a rainbow…. the cheese turns into a rainbow. and- but it's still cheese, imagine.

you ever eat skittles? have you ever eaten skittles? you eat them, sweet, fruity flavor. its great. great- but you have to chew! its chewy, its hard- its like, you know, a bit crispy, its a bit flaky…. but, on a pizza. the- the skittle. no longer do you have to chew it. it become part of the cheese. it becomes a layer.. on the cheese. (laughs) it becomes a layer on the cheese, when it melts, and the colors are beautiful. and, when you eat it, it feels, texture-wise, mouthfeel, exactly like a normal pizza, except it tastes like skittles. there you go! the cheese.. still feels like cheese, its chewy like cheese, exc- except… [pause] imagine- take cheese- the cheese off of a pizza, imagine the cheese off of a pizza- ignore the sauce, ignore the bread. and- and imagine that, remove that. remove that, imagine that by itself. p- uh, uh, cheese. cooked cheese, melted cheese. great, texture is a bit rubbery, you know what i mean. imagine that, but it tastes like skittles, and it looks beautiful. [pause] but also. also.. also… the skittle pizza? oreo… oreo: just sweet. the chocolate chip: sweet. the icing: sweet. nothing but sweet. skittles pizza? a combination.. doughy, tomato-y, cheesy, skittles. sweet! sweet- sweet, tomato, doughy.. and it counteracts. it counteracts. it- what the- "what the fuck" me, im talkin about the real shit! skittles pizza. its real…… and its good. (pause) and! …and, that's just normal skittles, if you want- lets say youre on vacation. youre on vacation, the sun is shining, you got a nice drink beside you, what better than tropical skittles to- on a pizza. it melts, and youve got a tropical treat that will also fill you up….. it melts! it melts, thats why you put it in the oven. you would- you should never ever ever just eat a skittle on a pizza, then its bad, its not good mouthfeel. its- you eat it, and its like, ok, the pizza is a bit mushy, whatever normal pizza feeling, but then you eat a skittle and its like, that weird like, crunch sort of like, gummy.. skittles.. feeling? but, when its melted on the pizza, it all becomes one, it feels cohesive, its a consistent mouthfeel, its a consistent feeling. everythings on the same level, and yet theres so many layers. (pause] but theres a way to eat pizza and add onto it without ever taking a part off of the pizza, and thats skittles pizza.

[pause] mouthfeel is how it feels, the texture in your mouth! what! mouthfeel is a real thing! i learned it from Master Chef. someone gave a dish- someone gave a dish, and the bald guy was like "bad mouthfeel.. bad mouthfeel, take it away." so- i will get on Master Chef, ill give him a skittles pizza, youll see. the floor? s- soaking wet. everyone will love it, and, also, ill win Master Chef title. i will become the new host- and! everyone will have to make ME skittles pizzas, thats the goal. [pause] {TTS: "thoughts on pineapple on pizza?} fuck no! no! no! no, pineapple on pizza- no. no. no. you know why? because pineapple: fruit. stringy, bad mouthfeel with the pizza, its not consistent- its like putting an apple on a pizza- why would you do that? pineapple pizza sucks.. AAASSS. avgn quote. REAL bad. you know whats buuullshit? pineapple on pizza. it sucks. apples and pineapples ARE different, but on a pizza, it should be- you know what? the best- the b- the best toppings on a pizza, RANKED. skittles, pepperoni… p- uh, poulette- chicken… spinach, oil. chili…. and thats it. no pineapple, and you know what makes all of those good? because, imagine the pizza. the pizza's just a pizza. bread, tomatoes, Sus, and cheese. layered. bread at the bottom, put on the tomato sauce, pepper it on, smatter it on. (slapping noises) and then you sp- you sp-s-quish it around. DONT SAY IM SUS - no! this is not about am- around us. this is.. and then you put the cheese on top, the cheese melts on top. its a great beautiful thing, and you h- youre looking at it, and you say "wow. this is such a consistent shape and look." you put a pepperoni, the pepperoni.. slides right on, looks like its a part of it. imagine, if- if, if… if you look at the pizza from all angles, and it looks like everythings flat, thats a good pizza. pineapple? too 3D. it fucks with the- with the- it fucks with the topology of the pizza. not fun to eat. not fun to eat. it becomes an obstacle course. its not pleasant. chicken? you squish the chicken. flatten it out, pepperoni style. skittles, melts into the cheese. its another layer, its like cheese 2, its sweet cheese. its skittles cheese. pineapple? bad. chunks? bad. spinach?.. spinach? spinach? flat. you put it on there, it looks like a texture on the pizza, thats how you know its good- a good topping is like a texture. its not 3D, its not taking up too much space, its not making it hard for you to eat, its not falling over the place when you bite into it- its nice, consistent feel. mouthfeel.. no sausage. no sausage. ..unless, its sliced so thin- another thing, you can hae it- you can hide it- (laughs) hide. (laughs) you can hide it! under the cheese. then i wont say anything. because it doesnt fuck with how the pizza looks…. you know what i mean? but at that point, if you start putting things UNDER the- under the cheese- isnt that just like, a calzone? whats- whats make- whats the difference? when does it stop- people need to CHILL.. about putting things in other things (laughing) and cooking them…. retain consistency! i know what i just described! but. i put the- the skittles works because it melts, and it becomes one with the cheese. the skittles melt and it becomes one with the cheese, it becomes like a fine.. it becomes like a nice.. sheet- a nice bedtime sheet- on the pizza. it becomes like a nice weighted blanket over the pizza that holds everything in place with a sweetness. and. pineapple- what does pineapple do? pineapple just sits there like a.. piece of raw chicken dropped into the sand- it looks bad, it m- it messes up with the overall uniformity of the pizza, and just is bad. so thats why you should try skittles pizza….. thank you.

#asks #anon

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silvermahogany · 7 months

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If student services brushes off the noise in my room again im gonna start pulling the ableism card big time and guilt them into doing something bc ive been here for four fucking days and have already had two sleepless nights bc they put me in a room that actively triggers meltdowns in me. "We've never had a complaint before 🥺" i dont care. That means theres either a way to fix it that youve done for other students before or they did complain and you brushed them off so they just put up with it bc theres no way nobodys ever heard it. Im complaining now until i get a response better than "nothing we can do". Im paying you Two Hundred And Fifty Great British Pounds per WEEK to live here i expect to be able to fucking sleep without sensory overload, im not standing for this shit. 'Nothing we can do' my ass ITS YOUR FUCKING BUILDINGGGGG YOU KNOW WHATS CAUSING THE ISSUEEEEEE YOU CAN FIX IT YOU JUST DONT WANT TOOOOOOOOOOO

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tbonechessor · 5 months

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wait is spy x family not good anymore? I've not watched season 2 yet

(actually I don't remember if I even finished season 1)

Aight, in my humble Onion.

Season 1 of Spy Family is pretty fucking tight. Each family member is caught up in their own cockamamy thing while being completely unaware of each other and how they are independently moving the story forward. Fuckin... poetry in motion.

Season 2 falls away from this pretty hard. It wouldn't be a problem but s1 was clearly more plot-driven so its a slow revelation throughout S2 that youve been parked in the 'Kinda Boring Shenanigans' -zone. S2 mostly focuses on Self-contained episodes of Anya doing something Batshit with her phsycic powers at school, sometimes helped by Loyd, only for it to blow up in her face wile-e-coyote style. Which is fine! Funny even! But after like 10 episodes of Just That with one semi-plot related set of 2 episodes... idk Anya is Great but the appeal is the Family being fucking Weirdos and stumbling into caring about one another. It's Found-Family in a nearly spot-on way.

Also to that end, Yor is often... Just Super-Mom. She hasn't done ANYTHING Assassination related the whole season and all of her goals revolve around making sure Loyd stays with her. But as that drags on it kinda takes on this... Misogynistic? Kinda tone? That all of her incredible strength and ruthlessness is almost always in the service of some mediocre Mama-bear or Loyd-crazy sub-plot. Whereas S1 it felt like the gist was: I need to keep Loyd Around for My Own Reasons like AVOIDING DETECTION FROM THE GESTAPO For all those Guys I Killed so I better Work Hard, Oh He's Rather Nice Actually.

S2 feels like: In Order To Keep My Marriage I Must Embody The Tenants of a Good Mom And Wife.

Idk, I'm sure someone more fluent in feminist film/television theory would probably be more articulated about how Yor is treated than me but it doesn't feel great.

Also, everything with her brother.... ugh.

Basically I think the show is really spinning its wheels in the slice-of-life zone. And not the Good kind of SoL where characters are in a space to interact with one another.

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valveposts · 7 months

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Did u ever think the Fat Prowl Posting wld lead to this

never in a million years.

thank you fat prowl youve done me a great service

nothing can make up for being a cop tho 😔

#askbox #Anonymous

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ctommy · 2 years

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Nightmare toxic at the beginning, after first 4 out everyone started getting funnier and much nicer, Dream came on and asked whose most attractive Tommy v George, one girl had an incredible redemption arc after botching her intro (tommy said she was doomed literally from round two) and made it to the final, sweetest nb person won, tommy voted out ranboo bc he thought ranboo hosted but ranboo chose love and was unbuttoning his shirt one by one every time tommy spoke to him and tommy was devastated when the ranboo love reveal happened

thank you so much anon youve done me a great service. I DIDNT KNOW RANBOO WAS ACTUALLY IN IT I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST COMMENTATING

#asks #anonymous

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leclsrc · 1 year

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brought me here was an out of body experience for me. it felt like an a24 film. i listened to the luckiest and the lady bird score while rereading it for thr 6th time i will probs never get tired of it thank you so much youve done me a great great service. <3

thank you

as an avid a24 film watcher and self-proclaimed lady bird enthusiast this resonates with me on a deeeep level! you’ve no idea how sweet this is to me. i absolutely love the score as well, jon brion makes some of the best film scores ever. <3 ily and thank u xxxx

#anonymous #i love u

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darkandlightsides · 2 years

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"Haha, of course. Would've been better for everyone if I had died." He said, almost cheerfully. He liked that idea, actually. They were stuck with him whether they liked it or not.

"So why are you stuck here, fixing printers instead of building robots? Seems like a fucking downgrade if you ask me."

She fidgetted with her pen, grimacing a bit as she tried to recall that bit.

"That part is still a mystery to me, I suppose...Youve done me a great service by getting me started, but I don't know...EVERYTHING yet..."

Then a bit of frustration makes its way to her eyes.

"And the resources here regardless are...Limited...The processors in the god awful desktop pcs we have are junk.. The hulls are plastic so its not even good material to work with... The CLOSEST I got to working on one as of recent was that robotic narrator showing up.. That was when I first got my memory fired up again hahah...- Mmm.. God if I could just get my hands on some REAL processing power again... I doubt my research files got here though..."

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gender-luster · 2 years

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THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING YOUR MCR TICKETS BC I WAS JUST ABLE TO BUY SOME FOR THE RALEIGH SHOW. I HOPE GOOD FORTUNE COMES TO YOU BECAUSE YOUVE DONE ME A GREAT SERVICE

you're so welcome!! i'm gald you're gonna get to enjoy them live now, too ^_^

#also thank you for the well wishes #it means a lot 💛💛#asks

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hgsn-moved · 2 years

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happy new year everyone

#jojo #pb #bt #sdc #diu #gw #so #sbr #jjl #sorry ethan for stealing your post and making it jojo #and THANK YOU richie for supplying the gyjo image #youve done me a great service

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saltwaterspite · 4 years

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he cut the ponytail of!! time to rejoice

#thank you zuko youve done me a great service #i dont want to look at that rat tail anymore #brin watches atla

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pynkgothicka · 2 years

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Pastor! Dark! Aged Up! Izuku Midoriya x Fem! Naive! Reader

Mmm God complex Izuku....

Tw- coercion, dubcon, religious trauma, god complex, corruption kink

Warning this is a dark fic youve been warned

Izuku was a devoted pastor at a small church, seemingly living the perfect suburban life. He had it all. A small church. Happy wife. A nice house. He had a picture-perfect life. All until he met you. Utterly beautiful, pretty face, pure. Untouched by the sinful outside world. You were one of his minister's children, finally returning home for the spring break of your college semester. The way you flaunt your little white dress unknowingly making him fall for you was just so beautiful. So why not use his little role as a pastor to get to know his newfound fixation just a little bit better? So after service one Sunday, he walked up to you, all alone and out of place waiting for your dad to finish talking and catching up so you could head home. That worried look in your eyes as you fiddled with your hands, playing a game on your phone, worried that something would happen to you. “Why hello.” You jumped up seeing no one other than Pastor Midoriya himself. “Um hi! Great sermon today! It was just erm, amazing how you… I'm blowing this aren't I?” You rambled on. Izuku could see you shaking under his gaze, he couldn't say that it didn't turn him on. “Yup, but trust me it's fine. So why is a girl like you sitting here all alone, and haven't left yet?” Izuku knew why, he just wanted to hear your voice more. The way that your voice quivered when it came to talking to you and trying to find just the right response to try and seem like the good little girl that he knew you were in his eyes. “My dad is catching up? I think… I haven't checked, he's usually done by now.” You looked away, still seated on the little chair he had placed in the foyer. “Plus he's my ride home, I'm leaving for a few days.” “How about this, you can come and wait in my office and I can check for you, it's the best I can do.” Izuku held his hand out. He jumped as he felt your hand grasp his own. He loved that feeling. His wife's touch had grown bland and old. But this… This was refreshing. “Thank you so much, Pastor.” You bowed before Izuku had started dragging you towards his office. A huge desk sitting there with various documents and notes scattered everywhere. The lines were lined with bookshelves, each case having notebooks and other books filled to the brim. Izuku locked the door, smiling and walking to sit in his big black leather seat. He leaned back, eyeing you, a predatory glint in his eye. “I’m just going to stand, I assume…” You mumbled staying close to the door leaning into the wall. “Oh no, No need for that. Let's see,” Izuku pretended to think for a bit, then mocking a wide eyed surprised expression. “How about you sit on my lap, it won't be for too long.” “I don't know Pastor… isn't that a bit weird. You're older than me-” “Oh doll, it's not like that. I just don't want you to stand there and strain those legs of yours. I'm not going to hurt you, besides, don't you trust your pastor. The one who gives you everything you need to know about the lord and the closest one to god?” You shivered but reluctantly nodded and moved to sit down and balance on his knee. The truth is Izuku had been planning this for a while. Making sure to arrange for his wife to leave early so he could be alone with you. Then going the extra mile and saying he'd drop off at your father's house after church. The power he had right now was going straight to his fucking head and did he love the rush it gave. He started bouncing his leg lazily. He watched as you bit your lip, trying to hold back a moan. He snickered and leaned into your ear. “Are you getting aroused by a married man?” he taunted in her ear. “That's not very holy of you.” “I-I'm sorry Pastor.” You squealed out as Izuku sped up his movements. He could feel his pants leg grow a damp spot on his thigh, as you basically rode him. “I- I know I shouldn-” “Shh… be quiet. I could help you know. Just let go…” “We can't. Your married and I'm just in colla-” “Shh, no one is going to know. And see,” Izuku flipped up your skirt and dug a finger into your panties. “Your wet baby, that means you want this. You want me.” Izuku started peppering kisses down your throat. A whimper came from you, Izuku feeling himself grow harder in his pants. If he even could at this point. He slipped a finger inside you, your walls gripping him tightly. Your slick dripped down his finger and down his arm. Next thing you know your slick drenched panties are yanked down your thighs and you're placed on his desk. The papers are being flown to the ground, and Izuku is pulling off his pants and boxers, cock springing up and hitting his stomach. You gasped as he cupped your pussy, swiping some of your juices and coating his cock. “ I don't need this, seeing how you're leaking all over my desk. But It's better if we play it safe.” You yelled out in pain as Izuku grabbed your arms and pinned them above your head. “You're ready to discover a new god doll?” You eyed Izuku confusingly and tears pricked at your eyes. You found yourself yelling out again as Izuku pushed all the way to the hilt inside you. He watched as your clear cloudy juices that coated him became red. He popped your cherry. He forgot how good it felt to ruin someone through and through. Pulled out then pushed back in, slowly but roughly. He kept pulling out and pushing back in. Izuku leaned back, his Adam's apple glistening with sweat. He threw off his jacket and buttoned-up, revealing all his glory to you. He was built, not like any pastor you've ever known. Your cheeks were stained dried with tears pouring down your cheeks. “Shit doll, say it… Say I’m your god… fucking sat it!” Izuku growled, moving a hand to your throat pushing you further into the desk as he pounded himself into your guts. “Y-Your my god..” “Fuck Yeah I am… Fuckkk yeahh…” Izuku stopped as he came deep inside of you. His cum mixing with yours and staining that beautiful white dress red. He was proud of himself as he fell back pulling you into his lap. His cock never leaving your cunt. “That was beautiful baby…” he placed a sloppy kiss on top of your head snickering to himself. “Don't tell anyone and I might come to visit you at college and give you some more alright?”

#yandere #yandere x y/n #yandere x reader #tw yandere #tw manipulation #tw gaslighting #tw dubious consent #tw dubcon #bnha izuku #bnha izuku midoriya #izuku midoria x reader #yandere izuku #izuku x you #izuku smut #tw coercion #tw religious themes #tw religious trauma #tw god complex #tw curroption

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traincat · 2 years

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hello traincat!! i just wanted to take a moment to sincerely thank you for all the work youve done for the comic fandom at large — in particular i would not be where i am today (able to hold my own against any obnoxious dudes who want to mansplain spidey to me) without you even though i havent read all that much. i hope life's treating you well and that youre having a great day!! <3

If there’s one service I want to provide, it’s helping people kick down obnoxious dudes in comic book fandom who don’t know as much as they pretend they do. ❤️

#*replies

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heyitsyn · 4 years

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Put A Ring On It

a/n: lmao tooru would actually beat your booty if you ever date kags

anon request: hii can i have a hc like the oikawa sister reader x iwa but now with kageyama?? like the reader is literally the princess of seijoh and never liked anyone until he met kags?? tysm! u make such a cute ff

requests open!!

he might not smile much but when he does, its the most beautiful smile I've ever seen

king and queen of the court??

lmao im getting chills

so since tooru went to kitagawa, it would be natural for him to want his baby sister to go there too right?

you are actually 2 years younger than tooru so that would make you about kags’ age

you are well-known throughout the school as oikawa tooru’s little sister and people also flocked to you since you got the good genes as well

but you were never interested in fear that they would take advantage of you for your brother or to just parade you as a trophy

anyways

you liked volleyball like your brother but you didnt want to play in a team so you just went to their practices to help the coaches

youve heard about this prodigy setter named kagayama tobio, who was also the grandson of a known volleyball couch

but youve only heard bad things about him

tooru lit rally comes home ranting and complaining about this new kid who is great at setting and you were just like, ‘okay and?’

‘y/n-chan! theres an outsider threatening to take your brother’s place! aren’t you worried for me?!’

‘nii-chan, its just volleyball’

‘just-just volley-! that’s it im disowning you’

while iwa just watches from the sidelines

oikawa just shouting and yelling in front of the fridge while you sit on the barstool while eating a banana, looking unbothered

keeping up with the oikawas part 2

you kinda knew him because kindaichi, who is your classmate, talked about kageyama, who was in kunimi’s class

‘tooru-nii never shuts up about him’

you complained to kindaichi one day

‘is he really that good?’

you knew the talent you brother had and the hard work he puts in volleyball as you were usually the one who woke up at night to help him with his knee pains

so you slightly understood his threatened feeling of this mysterious prodigy who just suddenly enters the team

‘he’s not terrible. maybe its because theyre the only setters in the team so oikawa-senpai is threatened about his position being taken’

‘but as long as he’s not a starting, then no foul done right?’

wrong

unfortunately, you were there to see tooru break down during practice when kageyama asked him how to serve

since you usually walked home with your brother and iwa-chan,

get yourself protective brothers

you were forced to wait until he was done with practice

captain duties and all that

and you were getting tired of just waiting in the cold so you go in the gym to tell off your nii-chan when you see him raise his hand at this tobio boy

‘iwa-chan!’

you shriek and he was able to stop tooru from hitting their underclassman

‘oi! oikawa tooru!’

kageyama looked horrified and was so scared that he dashed off

ngl, you felt bad for him and you knew that your brother was probably just overwhelmed w the incoming interhighs and he was just getting frustrated

so when iwa nodded at you that he got tooru, you went after kageyama, who was tossing the ball up in the air

he tossed it up once, expecting it to come back down but you snatched it right up

he turned to see a girl who looked exactly oikawa-san and he backed away

you saw him step back and you pouted

‘ehhh~? am i that scary to you, kage-chan?’

omg the way you even talk was like him

‘are you oikawa-senpai’s sister?’

hes heard little about you from kunimi

you nodded and gave him a smile before sticking a hand out

‘oikawa y/n, at your service’

‘ah, k-kageyama tori-bio’

you giggled at his flustered look

‘what is it? torio? tobio?’

ofc you already knew but he was so cute to tease

‘i-it’s tobio’

he was red at the embarrassment of messing up his own name but you thought he was so cute and a bean

you heard from kunimi that he wasnt very social and mostly keeps to himself or the volleyball team

‘sorry about my nii-chan, kage-chan. hes just stressed right now. dont worry, he’ll come around. i’ll make it up to you in his place, okay?’

your eyes scrunched up as you smiled to try and diffuse the situation and save your brother’s arse

he owes you

‘its okay. its also my fault for pestering him about it so i should apologize’

omg this boy is ADORABLE

DLKAFDKLJAFALSFEJISLKDJ

‘tobio-chan!’

you shrieked before hugging him and nuzzling your face into his shirt

‘youre so sweet! you dont have to do anything!’

he was actually taken aback by your expressive personality and wasnt used to being fawn upon, especially by a cute girl

he remained frozen on the spot and you worriedly let go, thinking he stopped breathing

‘tobio-chan? did you die?! tobio-chan!’

from then on, you just seemed to see him everywhere

for months you didnt even know this boy but suddenly, after the accident, you were just seeing him everywhere

from your classroom, you’d see him at the yard with kunimi and kindaichi as they toss the ball around

i will always think that this trio were initially friends at the beginning!

he seemed to be a very shy boy and was constantly trying to keep his emotions on check

but you saw the smiles whenever he thinks the two arent looking

that was probably why you absolutely had the biggest crush on this boy

but you didnt realize that you had a crush on him

you just wanted to help him come out of his shell and help him smile more bc it was so beautiful

so you cornered him by his locker one day and your cute smile made his cheeks go on fire

‘FIREEE~~~~ BULTORUNE!!’

‘tobio-chan! i want to be your friend!’

he was SHOOK

girls never really talked to him, much less his frightening captain’s cute sister

no words came from him as he just looked at you with wide eyes

‘o-oikawa-san?’

you pouted at the formal use of your name

‘haaa?! tobiio-chan! call me by some cute nickname too~!’

you crossed your arms and stomped your foot on the floor

omg no stop this at once little girl

he turned even redder and quickly stuffed his things in his bag before dashing off

‘eh?! tobio-chan!’

his days were filled with that

you were constantly yelling his nickname with a smile when you would see him and he would blush then run away

even during practice, you would basically act as their manager by giving them their towels and water

but it was obvious that you would pamper kageyama more

that irritated your brother

he dragged you home one day and was basically interrogating you

‘n/n-chan, youre not having a crush on that bastard kageyama are you?’

you glared at your brother, offended at the way he called tobio

‘don’t call him that, nii-chan! i will hit you!’

you shrieked and punched his gut

‘HES NOT GOOD FOR YOU, N/N-CHAN! HES A THIEF!’

tooru shouts and thus began the arguments between your fascination with kageyama

but you didnt care because you intend to uphold that promise and reach that goal through

all you wanted was to see tobio smile freely

one day, you were walking to school earlier than your brother when you saw kageyama at the intersection

your eyes lit up and you bounded up to him

‘tobio-chan!’

his eyes widened and he quickly turned around to walk away

ngl that hurted a bit

‘tobio-chan?’

that small voice made him stop and his head turned to look at your watering eyes

‘tobio-chan, do you not like me?’

you were so used to being liked and fawned over your entire life that the thought of somebody not liking you was so hurtful

maybe thats why you liked kageyama tobio though

he was focused on running away from you rather than going to you

for the first time, you would have to be the one who chased rather than being the one running

kags was worried bc his sister always told him to never make a girl cry and here he was, watching your eyes tear up

‘y/n-san, please dont cry’

you watched him walk to you and shakily wipe your tears away

a smile formed on your face at the touch of his fingertips and you hugged him

lmao we really bokuto 2.0

kags didnt know what to do bc if he hugged you back, that would give you a wrong impression of him wanting to be your friend

but he didnt want friends, he just wanted to play volleyball

but he smelled a faint strawberry scent from your hair and he unconsciously leans in, wrapping his arms around your body

at the feeling of him returning your affection, you giggled and tightened your arms around him while burying your face in his chest

‘do you want to be my friend now, tobio-chan?’

you were so insistent on being a friend that kageyama was touched at your efforts

he was just like

f it shes pretty and nice, its fine

he nodded

and thus began a cute friendship

well, more like a one-sided friendship since you were the more lively one than him

you would run to his classroom with kindaichi and eat with kags and kunimi

you would give him parts of your bento and you would hold his hand

thisgirl does not know personal space

one lunch period, you were all eating lunch when you were suddenly thirsty

you let go of kags and stood up, making the boys look at you

‘im thirsty so ill get something. want anything?’

they shrugged and told you to get whatever so you skipped to the vending machine

yall idontknow how to skip so i just kinda gallop

you got banana milk for you and random things for kindaichi and kunimi

but you didnt know what to get kags

you thought you would know since youve started being friends a few weeks ago but you really didnt know what drink he liked

so you chose the only blue thing they have

you went back to the classroom and gave their drinks but you sheepishly smiled when you gave kags his milk

‘i didnt really know what you liked so i got a blue carton because your eyes are blue and they reminded me of you’

kindaichi and kunimi gave you a disgusted look while kageyama blushed at the thought

this folks, is why kagellama tobiyolo is in love w that blue carton of milk

slowly but surely, kageyama has started opening up to you and you were so happy that he was starting to smile more around you

it took a few months but you were finally considered a friend

ofc tooru was deeply unhappy about this and always tried to foil plans between you and him but you were not having that

he was even harsher during practice but since youre always there, you would take a page from iwa’s book and yeet a ball to his face

‘i will hit you, nii-chan!’

it was a shock to the school that you were actually showing interest to someone since you rarely gave anybody else a second glance

and it was to this shy boy, kageyama tobio, no less!

when oikawa tooru has finally graduated, you breathed a sigh of relief

you were bumped up to best friend by kageyama and you always walked home with him

iwa-chan liked you (in a brotherly, platonic way) enough that he would even keep tooru in his house so you could hang out with kageyama longer

also, kags has finally came up with a nickname for you and has finally called you by something informal!!

imsoproudofhimohmygosh

‘n/n-chan, my mom’s cooking tonkatsu tonight. you wanna come?’

he asked you one night and you nodded eagerly, excited at the mention of your favorite food

‘yes! you dont even have to ask!’

you hummed as you skipped down the road, still holding his arm, and excited to meet his family

but to kags, this was a way more serious affair

youve never met his family before and hes worried that they might embarrass him in front of this cute girl

and he was right

when they stepped in, his sister, who was back from college, peaked and saw her little anti-social baby brother with a really really cute girl

‘mom! tobio brought a girl home!’

he shuts his eyes in frustration but you squeezed his hands

‘dont be nervous, tobio-chan. im right here, okay?’

oml he doesnt deserve you

his mom was so excited that he even had a friend and quickly finished dinner

you bowed in front of his parents and sister before introducing yourself

‘hello, my name is oikawa y/n. its really nice to meet you and thank you for inviting me to your lovely home’

‘omg oikawa-chan is so nice! dig in, everyone!’

kageyama met the eyes of his family and his heart swelled at their approval

it made him like you more

waitt, like?

like, as in, romantic?

like as in, i like you more than a best friend?

like, as in, i want to be your boyfriend?

he choked at that last thought and you hurriedly gave him his water, patting his back

‘daijobu, tobio-chan?’

no luv, life is not daijobu right now

he nodded before sighing in relief

one look at your face and all the thoughts started happening again and he turned even redder

dear god, he actually had a crush on you

nah, itll go away

right?

nope

this is a fanfiction kags, youre meant to fall in love with us

at the passing of his grandfather, tobio was an actual wreck

an emotional, mental, and physical wreck

he skipped school and constantly practiced at the backyard and refused to eat his meals, wanting to stay outside with his ball longer

at his second day of absence, you went straight to his house and when his mom opened the door, she gave you a sad smile and pointed to the back

you saw him trying to do a serve only for him to miss and hit his head before shouting curses

never have you seen him miss a serve

you studied his appearance and your hands trembled

his eyes were red with even more red around his eyes, chapped lips from the constant biting and the bruised knuckles from probably punching something

the last time you saw him was at the funeral after he asked you to go with him and you were so worried that he would turn out like this

‘tobio’

you softly called out and he paused, not moving to get the ball

he heaved a wheeze before choking out a sob

you ran straight to him and gathered him in your arms, cradling the back of his head to your shoulder

throughout your friendship, tobio has never been so affectionate

but right now, you were the only thing that made everything seem normal and he held on to you, so afraid that you might disappear too

as if knowing his concerns, you ran your hands through his hair

‘sshhh, it’s okay. im right here. im not going anywhere, tobio. im right here, okay?’

even you were hurting

everything started because you thought he was beautiful when he smiled so you made it your mission to keep that smile alive forever

but when hes sobbing and in pain, it gives more value to that smile because underneath all that, he was just a shy little boy who had a passion of volleyball

you didnt want to say anything to him but everyone knew that he wasnt exactly the same tobio

if anything, he was much harder with himself and trained even harder

he was staying later in the gym and he was starting to snap at everyone, even kindaichi and kunimi

they got into a massive fight during practice and everyone went home angry but he stayed after, putting his frustrations into doing jumping serves

you watched from the sidelines and when you saw him fall, you rushed over and gently patted his face to get rid of his sweat

‘tobio-chan, let’s go home’

he shook his head

‘no! i need to perfect this-!’

‘tobio-chan, lets go home’

your voice became stronger and firm so he hung his head low

‘you dont understand, y/n. i need to be strong and i want to be the last standing on the court’

you flashed a crooked smile

‘did you forget who my brother is, tobio-chan? i suffered through it with nii-chan so im not going through it again, especially with you. so come on, lets go home’

everyone in the school became wary of the former shy boy who seems to glare at everything and everyone

you were even told, straight to your face, that you were wasting time being his friend

‘ne, y/n-chan. kageyama-kun is so mean so you should stay away from him, okay?’

you glared at them before slamming your book close

‘say one more word and i will shove this book down your throat so youll never be able to utter a single sound ever again’

go off sister!!

you stayed with kageyama, even if he got frustrated and got angry at you, but he was your best friend and youve been friends for years

and you still want to see his smile

tooru was practicing a lot again and your sister and takeru were at tokyo for a trip so you were home alone

so you texted kageyama that you were coming over and he didnt respond which you took as a sign of agreement

so at your trek to his house, you hummed as you swung the bag full of meat buns and cartons of milk when you saw your 3 friends

you were about to shout and raise your hand when you saw kindaichi harshly push kageyama back and kunimi separating the two

‘you-!’

kunimi saw you and hissed at the two

‘stop this right now. y/n-san is over there’

you shouldve known then that everything was falling apart

at this point, you were the only one he let in as his family was too afraid to push him too far

you should be happy, right?

he was smiling around you and only you

only you were able to see such a beautiful thing

but now,

you were not happy with the way he acted towards everybody

during that iconic game in his last year of middle school, he pushed you away too

the locker room was tense and kindaichi was about to yell at him when you knocked

‘tobio-chan, can we talk?’

he wordlessly threw the towel down and hefted his bag before going outside to follow you

omg im getting flashbacks from my shirabu ff from yesterday

you grabbed his hand and pulled him in for a hug

youve given him many hugs before but this time, it was so strong and different than the others

his arms were around your shoulders while yours was around his torso due to your height and your head was leaning against the place where his heart would be

‘im going to seijoh, tobio-chan’

you paused, gauging his reaction

he didnt say anything, just keeping you in his arms

not iwa-level-bara arms but a healthy-muscular-arms

‘tooru-nii wants me to spend one more year with him before he goes to college and theyre saying my grades are enough to keep me there. but if you dont want me to go, i wont’

‘what? why wont you? its a good school and you deserve it’

his grumbles were still frustrated but he was rather calm whenever he talks to you

‘you wont miss me then, tobio-chan~?’

he could feel you pouting and that made him smile

‘i wont since youll come over to my house everyday’

you pulled your head away with mock surprise

‘everyday?! tobio-chan~! youll really miss me~!’

so you went your separate ways

but you spent every day of the summer together

much to oikawa’s dismay

and during your first day, he was reluctant to let you go

for 3 years you walked together at the same direction to the same place

but now, youd have to part ways at the same intersection

you softly smiled and giggled when he refused to let go of your hand

im busting uwus just writing this yall

my fingers said ‘free reign!’

‘tobio-chan~! i’m going to be late~!’

you playfully whined and gently pulled your hand from his grasp

but he didnt let go, still holding your hand while the other was in his pants pocket

‘we should skip today, n/n. we can go get meat buns and popsicles and-’

you walked back to him and wrapped your arms around his torso, chin rested on his chest so you could look up to him

‘as much as i want to, my grades and attendance need to be high, tobio-chan~’

he scoffed, ruffling your hair

‘once i become a professional player, you wont need to work. i can support us by myself’

bruh hes already thinking they would get married or something

you scrunched your nose in distate

‘i want to make something of myself. i was given a life so im going to live it’

‘but that means spending less time with me and-’

‘tobio-chan, i know what youre doing. stop stalling and let me go to school already~!’

‘no!’

he refused and caged you in his arms while you wiggled and laughed

‘ill see you later! i promise! now i need to go or nii-chan will yell at you~!’

with great reluctance, he let you go to school, pouting and everything

that cute pout he has oml

as your figure became smaller the farther you walked, you turned around and saw him still standing there and when he saw you look at him, he raised a hand

you jumped and cupped your hands around your mouth

‘MISS YOU ALREADY TOBIO-CHAN!’

i reference my previous works constantly

pedestrians looked at you weirdly and looked at kageyama too causing him to get flustered and run to school, your laughter echoing behind him

seijoh was already expecting the arrival of oikawa’s cute little sister and once you appeared, woohoooo

you got your own fanclub of ladies and genitals

they flocked over to your desk after tooru and iwa dropped you off at your classroom during lunch

‘ne, oikawa-chan, do you see anyone cute today?’

‘iwaizumi-senpai is cute, dont you think?’

‘no! yahaba-senpai is cuter!’

‘matsukawa-senpai and hanamaki-senpai are not bad’

we have matsuhana rights in this household

but you remained quiet, focusing on your phone as kageyama complained to you about some tangerine looking fool

‘oikawa-chan!’

that caught your attention and you smiled gently

‘hm?’

they giggled at your rosy cheeks

‘she has a boyfriend, probably’

you shook your head

‘no. i dont’

‘well, do you have anyone you like?’

you thought about it and shrugged

‘ive never really liked anyone before. i dont care about having a boyfriend either since my brother and tobio are enough for me’

that traveled quickly and soon, everyone was trying their best to woo the little princess oikawa

from lunch suggestions to study dates,

they all wanted to be closer to you

but you always refused,

‘tooru-nii wants me to eat lunch with him’

‘im hanging out with tobio-chan after school’

‘iwa-chan doesnt like you so no’

lmao yes

you were famous around the school for the way everyone treated you and catered to your needs to gain your favor

exactly like a princess

the princess of aoba johsai

the princess of seijoh

she ruled the court alongside the Grand King Oikawa and everyone practically worshipped them

everyone wanted them to like them, just a little bit, but you remained closed off to romantic relationships

when tobio texted you about the upcoming seijoh practice match, you were bouncing on your heels in excitement as you waited for them in the gym

kindaichi and kunimi were rolling their eyes at you

the other members of the team knew of you and were confused at your behavior

‘her boyfriend’s on the karasuno team’

‘the king of the court’

‘eh?! boyfriend?!’

‘y/n-chan, can you hand me my bottle?’

he wasnt answered as you shrieked and sprinted straight to kageyama who appeared at the door

‘tobio-chan~!’

you launched yourself and latched yourself to him, tobio immediately supporting you

‘geez, n/n, not in front of everyone’

you giggled

‘i missed you so much, tobio-chan~!’

‘then transfer over’

‘i cant do that! you know that!’

everyone was S H O O K

‘is she,,,, your girlfriend, kageyama?’

daichi and suga asked but the boy turned red before shaking his head

‘my friend’

‘ehhh?! you have friends?!’

hinata shut up i swear-

you cheered him on despite being on the other team

you got even louder when you saw your brother playing and he complained about your loyalties

‘you cheer on for your boyfriend but not your brother?! what is the meaning of this n/n-chan?!’

you rushed to give him a towel when he motioned you to do it for him like you always did

‘i want a girlfriend too’

‘we’re not dating you idiots!’

kageyama shouted from the sidelines to the orange hair kid

‘but you act like,,, that’

you smiled

maybe dating tobio wouldnt be a bad idea

i mean, hes cute, adorable, talented, funny, nice

you could deal with it

‘so youre syaing, we act like it already?’

you questioned towards the grey-haired guy who nodded

‘whaddya say, tobio-chan? should we hurry up and put a ring on it?’

he spluttered, almost choking on his water

‘r-r-RING?!’

‘well, you said youd support us in the future, right?’

‘i mean-yea-but’

‘okay then its settled’

both teams gawked at you while kageyama was too busy trying to not have a nosebleed or a heart attack by how fast his heart was beating

you turned to your brother who was looking like his entire world was crumbling

‘OI TOORU-NII! TOBIO-CHAN AND I ARE NOW DATING AND WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED!’

oikawa screamed

yall this is so long im--

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