Mokuba: *calling Seto*
Mokuba: Hey, big bro, can I borrow $1500?
Seto: Sure, but why do you need $1500?
Mokuba: For an escape room.
Seto: What escape room costs $1500?
Teen Mokuba who was skateboarding: ....Jail.
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Reiji: What in the world happened here?!
Yuma: In our defense...we were left unsupervised.
Reiji: Kolter was with you!
Yuga: He egged us on.
Kolter: In my defense who said I was adult supervision?
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Yuga: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible person here.
Romin: Luke is 70% of your impulse control, and you know this Yuga.
Luke: I feel like Yuga is the more responsible one of us two though.
Yuga: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Luke: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
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Kidnapper: *on the phone* Kaiba, we have your brother and his babysitter.
Kaiba: Mokuba doesn’t have a babysitter.
Kidnapper: Then who’s the girl who said she will raze our hideout to the ground and leave nothing of our bodies behind if we don’t let them go?
Kaiba: *paused in realization* Oh my god, you have Kisara!
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Yuga: honk.
Yuo: WHAT.
Yuga: HONK.
Yuo: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Jaden: I can deal with demons, I can deal with aliens, and all sorts of other things, but clowns?! Why’s it gotta be clowns?!
Yusei: Are clowns anyone’s thing? Like, no one likes clowns.
Atem: I find clowns delightful.
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Varis: Wait, you are serious?! You are actually going to duel?! I thought you were someone's hypeman.
Gore: I AM THE HYPE!
Specter from the data: KILL HIM!
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Yugi: Anzu was testing perfumes at the store and she sniffed a bottle and announced ”ngl this bitch kind of sucks.” Bakura (shopping nearby) suddenly looked really sad, and Anzu was like ”I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And Bakura looked up and said, ”No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe.” We both looked over. He stepped on a red m&m.
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snack time
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Yugi: *eating a cupcake*
Yugi: Would you eat me if I was a cupcake?
Yami: I would still eat you if you weren't a cupcake.
Ryou: You're not being serious about that, right?
Duke: Ryou. Buddy. Our innocent traumatized cream puff. If you're thinking about cannibalism, it's not.
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Yuma, pointing at Shark: This guy has issues.
Yuma: Unfortunately, I love him.
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Yuga: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Nail: crouches down
Gakuto: kneels down
Roa: sits on the floor
Yuga:
Yuga: I hate all of you.
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YGO Duel Monsters Incorrect Quote #1
Kisara: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Mahad: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Mana: Tackle him.
Isis: Dump him.
Atem: Kick him in the shin.
Seto: NO TO ALL OF THOSE ! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN !
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Gakuto: I have a bad feeling about this…
Roa: What do you mean?
Gakuto: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Roa: No?
Nail: That actually explains so much.
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Me losing to Varis as Playmaker for the first time just now
"I've come to make an announcement: Ryoken Kogami is a bi-"
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Darth Bandon: Prepare for your destruction, Jedi!
Revan: I have a name, you know.
Darth Bandon: Really? What is it?
Revan: I don’t know.
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