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dumplingfaye · 2 years

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My Gay Fanfic Yami x Nacht & Yuno x Asta

(After they defeated Lucifero)

Charlotte: (mumbles/muttering to herself) Yami Yami Yami Yami Yami

Nacht: (gasps) heh heh (giggles a little) ah ha ah ha (cries tears of joy) we did it we managed to survive I don’t know how but we did it WE ACTUALLY DID IT I’M SO HAPPY

(:⌒:’ ▽ `:⌒:)

Yami: (0’ ◡ `0) ha gosh you’re a crybaby

Nacht: shut up ugly (,ꗞ’ ᴗ`ꗞ,)

Charlotte: ah Yami ah Yami

Dorothy: hey Charlotte whatcha doing

Charlotte: well you see I’m I ah I’m

Dorothy: (smug face) oh I see how it is

Nacht: (thinking to himself)’now that me and Yami made up I think we can go back to the way we were back then long ago’HAY YAMI

Dorothy: HAY YAMI DEAR CHARLOTT HAS SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO SAY TO YOU

Nacht: huh (thinking to himself) ’I never looked into her since she never really concerned me’

Yami: hm??? what is it Charlotte

Charlotte: AHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYAAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIIII

Yami: (thinking to himself) ‘is she just going to insult me again’

Charlotte: I UH I AH I UM WELL (takes a deep breath) YAMI I LOVE YOU

Yami: (widens eyes)...........

Nacht: (thinking to himself) ‘love? what no I (looking on the ground with tears in his eyes) I’m a FOOL of course Yami would choose a girl of course he would why wouldn’t he I’m just.... I’m just a freak stuck in the past a true idiot (starts running away from unfathomable amount of embarrassment,anguish,jealousy and pain)

Yami: (notice that Nacht isleaving and most likely never come back “grabs Nacht’s hand and pulls him in”)

Nacht: (thinking to himself)’ what’s Yami doing’

Yami: (gives passionate kiss to Nacht)

Asta: (widens his eyes)

Everyone except (Yuno): (extremely shocked)

Nacht: (taken aback”widen his eyes while tears pouring down his eyes”) (//0 ’//⌓//`0//)Ya...mi

Yami: I am never letting you go again

Nacht: (blushing exceedingly heavily) ah ah ah eh eh eh (take a deep breath) YAMI YOU IDIOT you could’ve at least warned me you dumb ass („Ò„ -c „Ó„)

Yami: I could’ve but isn’t this a little bit more romantic

Nacht: NO IT’S JUST EMBARRASSING

Yami: why is it embarrassing to kiss someone you love?

Nacht: because the person I love is an idiot („0`^ ’0„)

Charlotte: (points at Nacht) YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE A GIRL

Nacht: because I’m not

Charlotte: (ꗞ` ⌓ ‘ ꗞ) Yami you’re a girl

Everyone: ...............

Yami: .......………………

Nacht: ahh pif ahAhAH HAHAHAHAHA HAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO HE’S A GUY

Charlotte: so you lied to me you are a girl

Nacht: nope I’m guy

Charlotte: THEN WHY DID YAMI DO THAT?????

Nacht: because he’s gay

Everyone: THE FUC——

Yami: hay Nacht why don’t we go somewhere a bit more private

Nacht: („⌒ ᗜ ⌒„) yeah How about a nice empty place in the woods where we could truly use our magic and have fun at our kids playhouse

Yami: („ᗜ ᴗ ᗜ„)

Me: (so they leave using Nacht’s magic) so cute („⌒ ^ ⌒„) ⚠️ warning going any further ⚠️ if you like or love the character Orsi (The father of the church) this might not be you’re cup of tea

Asta: (thinking to himself)’Captain Yami and Vice captain Nacht are no stop no no no STOP STOP (runs away) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP EVERYTHING PLEASE STOP’

Yuno: (follows him) ASTA YOU IDIOT YOU’RE GOING TO OPEN YOU’RE WOUNDS

Asta: (mumble/mutters to himself) STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) (as his wounds start to open blood gushes throughout his body he starts to faint slightly however he doesn’t stop running) STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (gasps) (faints from exhaustion loss of blood and all the frostbite he’s getting in the cold frozen realm of the spade kingdom)

(as he goes in to a small coma a dream surfaces one of a very old memory” they’re four years old”)

Kid Asta: YUNO WHAT’S WRONG???

Kid Yuno: (crying heavily) („T‘Д`T„) ASTA I........ I.......

Kid Asta: why are you’re clothes are wet???

Kid Yuno: (crying heavily “blushes”) I........ I.......

Kid Asta: uhhh (looks around) oh!!! (grabs Yuno’s cheeks and looks at him in the eye and gives him a bright smile) don’t worry about it Yuno everything will be okay and if Father gets mad I’ll take full responsibility all right I got you’re back

Kid Yuno: Asta why are you so nice to me???

Kid Asta: Come on it’s normal for me to worry about you it’s normal for me to look after you after all Yuno don’t you remember are promise you and me when we get older we’re gonna get married

Kid Yuno: Yeah but why don’t you get mad at me I hear that people who are married get mad at each other

Kid Asta: Well I don’t know about that but I guess I won’t get mad I mean you wouldn’t get mad if it happened to me now would you

Kid Yuno: OF COURSE NOT

Kid Asta: See there’s nothing to worry about anyways it’s not good to stay in wet clothing you should change I’ll clean up the mess in the meantime

Kid Yuno: BUT IT’S MY FAULT

Kid Asta: Even if it is I’m here for you you don’t have to worry about it

Kid Yuno: BUT (crying extremely heavily)

Kid Asta: (he frowns) hmm okay how about this if it happened to me you would do the same thing is that all right with you

Kid Yuno: (nuds) of course I would but I........

Kid Asta: but?

Kid Yuno: I just don’t think you would ever do something like this

Kid Asta: hm? how so?

Kid Yuno: you’re so cool Asta you never would do this

Kid Asta: you never know I might even do it when I’m an adult would you make fun of me???

Kid Yuno: I’D NEVER

Me: Oh he most certainly would (even if he was unconscious and unable to move his entire body or even on the verge of death yeh Yuno creepy)

Kid Asta: so that settles that now go change (kisses Yuno on the forehead)

Kid Yuno: um Asta

Kid Asta: hm? what is it now Yuno

Kid Yuno: I think I need to tell you how it happened

Kid Asta: you don’t have to if you don’t want to

Kid Yuno: I want to

Kid Asta: and you can but only after you change

Kid Yuno: okay (gose to change)

Kid Asta: (cleans the urine off the floor)

(15 minutes later)

Kid Asta: so how did it happen?

Kid Yuno: I fell asleep near the front door

Kid Asta: okay is that all???

Kid Yuno: no when I woke up I needed the bathroom very badly so I went running so I tripped and

Kid Asta: that’s when the accident happened

Kid Yuno: (blushes “nuds”)

Kid Asta: I see all right everything’s fine but we’re going to be late to the picnic we should go

Kid Yuno: right („Ó ◡ Ò„)

(Both Asta and Yuno run to the picnic on top of the hill)

Father Orsi: Asta Yuno what took you so long

Kid Asta: Yuno had an accident

Father Orsi: huh??? that was strange why didn’t you take the hit you’re making me suspicious Asta

Kid Asta: because Yuno would get mad if I lied and he would probably even end up crying and that would make even more problems

Father Orsi: is this true Yuno???

Kid Yuno: (nuds) uh-huh

Father Orsi: wow Asta I didn’t know you were this close with Yuno

Kid Asta: please father if you’re going to punish him do it to me instead it’s my fault for not looking after him

Father Orsi: What’s with all the responsibility you’re the same age it would be odd for you to act like a grown-up

Kid Asta: but it’s my fault for not looking after him

Father Orsi: why do you have to look after him

Kid Asta: because me and Yuno are going to get married one day

Father Orsi: (widens his eyes) HUH???

Kid Yuno: (blushing extremely heavily) Asta

Kid Asta: so it’s my fault please give me the punishment you would give him instead

Father Orsi: uh Asta was that a joke???

Kid Asta: no I’m serious please give me any punishment you would’ve give him instead

Father Orsi: not that about you too getting married

Kid Asta: oh that’s no joke I’m serious me and Yuno are going to get married

Father Orsi: but you two are boys

Kid Asta: and is there a rule that two boys can’t get married to each other

Father Orsi: yes it’s against the law it’s against God you’d be considered a demon if you did that no you’d actually be considered a devil

Kid Asta: in that case just because somebody is a devil doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re bad guy

Father Orsi: (chuckles) you don’t care if people call you a devil

Kid Asta: No not really after all if it means I stay with Yuno then I’m content

Father Orsi: hmmmm how about you Yuno

Kid Yuno: of course I don’t care I love Asta and he loves me will get married to each other and even if the whole world hates us we will love each other and that’s all that matters

Kid Asta: (chuckles-smiles) Yuno

Father Orsi: hmm Interesting and who was the person who was the one who took the initiative in this relationship

Kid Asta: mmmm would you believe me if I told you

Father Orsi: depends

Kid Asta: it was Yuno he cried to me saying that hearing about getting married to a girl scared him and that he only wanted to be with me I told him I wasn’t scared but I did feel the same way I wanted to be with him too

Father Orsi: I see Yuno what would you do if Asta didn’t say yes to you’re request

Kid Yuno: I guess I just have to accept it after all as long as he didn’t hate me I’m content

Father Orsi: (smiles) hmm good to know and Asta what if Yuno said that it was a joke and that he actually thinks two boys getting together would be gross

Kid Asta: then I’d find a way for me and him to live together happily

Kid Yuno: (blushes extremely heavily) Asta

Father Orsi:................

Kid Asta: father do you have anything to say

Father Orsi: (smiles) Asta would you mind having a little chat with me later tonight after you’re brother and sister are asleep

Kid Asta: I have no problems with it but Yuno isn’t my brother he’s my lover and he will be my bride

Father Orsi: (chuckles) lots of things can change in a lifetime or even overnight

Kid Asta: my feelings for Yuno won’t waiver even an ounce

(later that night when everyone is asleep except Asta and Father Orsi)

Father Orsi: well Asta are you ready???

Kid Asta: sure I’m ready to change you’re mind

Father Orsi: (smiles) hmm let’s go down to the basement we need to make sure everyone sleeps nice and tight so we need to be quiet

Kid Asta: good point I don’t want to wake up Yuno let’s go

(as they go down to the basement)

Father Orsi: (pulls out a bottle) Asta do you know what this bottle is

Kid Asta: uhh holy water I think

Father Orsi: That’s right very good do you know what it’s for

Kid Asta: purifying demons and— WAIT ARE YOU TRYING TO PURIFIER ME SORRY FATHER BUT THAT TINY LITTLE FLASK OF WATER WON’T DO ANYTHING TO ME

Father Orsi: You’re right it won’t do anything to you that’s why I’m not using it on you

Kid Asta: (sighs)

Father Orsi: Instead I’m going to use a different element holy fire

Kid Asta: what you’re going to burn me or something

Father Orsi: yes

Kid Asta: what?

Father Orsi: Holy water won’t purifier you, you need it burned into you and so (starts burning Asta with his magic)

Kid Asta: (scream exceedingly loudly) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Father Orsi: I thought you’d be quiet for you’re precious Yuno??

Kid Asta: (takes deep breath’s”starts running”)

Father Orsi: (uses his fire magic to catch Asta before he runs away) where do you think you’re going the purification ritual just started

Kid Asta: NO GET YOU’RE HANDS OFF OF ME YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!

Father Orsi: I may be a monster to you but you’re a devil so you’re words mean absolutely nothing but you can be purified so I will help you

Kid Asta: I DON’T WANT YOU’RE HELP

Father Orsi: Even if you don’t want it doesn’t change the fact that you need it (Burns Asta)

Kid Asta: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Father Orsi: (fire magic: holy purification ritual) (starts burning Asta left and right)

Kid Asta: (Screams exceedingly loud every time starts crying starts puking starts begging) please father stop it, it hurts

Father Orsi: you asked for this this is you’re fault for being a filthy devil

Kid Asta: (stairs on painfully looking at the father he once saw as a hero now as a heartless soulless monster)

Father Orsi: stop looking at me like that it’s you’re fault remember

Kid Asta: i hate you i hate you i hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I Hate you I Hate you I Hate you I Hate You I Hate You I Hate You I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Father Orsi: (Burns Asta)

Kid Asta: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Father Orsi: so are you gonig to give up on Yuno or are we going to have go even further???

Kid Asta: (gasps as tears fall down his face) No I Won’t Surrender Even If I Die!!!!!

Father Orsi: (Burns Asta)

Kid Asta: (bites his lips “bleeds”)

Father Orsi: huh??? hmm well if that truly is the case then this should be a piece of cake for you (fire creation magic: purifying rod)

Kid Asta: (widen his eyes out of fear) what What are you going to do with that

WHAT ARE YOU GONIG TO DO WITH THAT

Father Orsi: since you’re gay this will probably feel good to you

Kid Asta: What are you talking about you’re insane the things on fire it’ll burn me

Father Orsi: and so what you’ve been dealing with you’re pain so well surely this won’t affect you

Kid Asta: stop it please

Father Orsi: Will you give up on Yuno

Kid Asta: please stop I’m begging you

Father Orsi: you didn’t answer my question

Kid Asta: that might kill me I’ll probably die from the pain

Father Orsi: I’ll give you to the count of five

Kid Asta: please father stop

Father Orsi: one

Kid Asta: Please you raised me ever since I was a baby you wouldn’t hurt me would you

Father Orsi: two

Kid Asta: If I die that’s on you’re head that’s you’re sine

Father Orsi: three

Kid Asta: PLEASE I’M BEGGING FATHER YOU STOP IT

Father Orsi: four

Kid Asta: NO ME AND YUNO ARE GOING TO GET MARR————

Asta: (wakes up from his coma)

Everyone: ASTA!!!!!!!!!!!

Mimosa: oh Asta I was so worried

Noelle: don’t do that again you idiot you had me worried sick dummy

Asta: (runs off in a hurry to the bathroom starts vomiting cries heavily” thinking to himself”)’ after that day not only did I have problems sleeping I gave up on Yuno I was so scared to feel that pain I was a coward I still am after that day I try to use a catalyst for my affection Rekka was far too mean to me for me to feel any affection other than annoyance then I met sister Lily and with that my problems with sleeping disappeared but I just want to say I loved her I used her I’m pathetic’

(Asta spent the rest of the day crying in the bathroom as the day went by)

Mimosa: (talks through the door) Asta are you alright ever since the battle you’ve been acting a bit strange is it because of you’re captain and you’re vice Captain

Noelle: come on Stupidsat I was just as shocked as you are but that doesn’t give me the right to be lazing around in a bathroom crying about it

Asta: IT’S NO THAT

Noelle & Mimosa: (Taking aback and worried)

Asta: JUST LAVE ME ALONE

Mimosa: we care about you Asta

Asta: DO YOU????? WHY??????

Mimosa: Because we’re you’re friends

Asta: SO IF I WASN’T YOU’RE FRIEND YOU WOULDN’T CARE ABOUT ME???

Mimosa: (scared/shocked face) no...that’s not—————

Asta: (get out of the bathroom)

Noelle & Mimosa: Asta......

Asta: (walks towards his room)

Yuno: hay loser

Asta: Yuno? (Ò⌓Ō)

Yuno: I heard you were crying the entire day what are you a five-year-old and you’re supposed to be the next wizard king yeah right talk about pathetic

Asta: (exceedingly angry and irritated” kicks Yuno in the nuts sack”)

Yuno: (starts vomiting from the pain”struggles to breathe”)

Mimosa: YUNO ARE YOU ALRIGHT????

Asta: get Mimosa to heal you or gray but you know looking you gravel to the floor it really does make you look like a loser and you’re supposed to be the next wizard king talk about pathetic

Mimosa: ASTA APOLOGIZE TO YUNO RIGHT NOW

Asta: I bet you wouldn’t say the same thing if he did that to me

Mimosa: OF COURSE I WOULD SAY THE SAME THING

Asta: really??? If that’s the case why don’t you criticize him whenever he belittles me

Mimosa: that’s because you’re rivals it’s just natural for you to have friendly little bickerings

Asta: IT’S NOT FRIENDLY IF HE’S MAKING—FUN OF ME (goes to his room “slams the door shut”)

Yuno: (faints from the pain)

Mimosa: OH YUNO I’LL HEAL YOU UP RIGHT NOW

Noelle: hay Asta are you alright???

Asta: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

(goes to bed “goes under the sheets”) just stop please I’m begging you just stop (thinking to himself/Flashback)

Kid Asta: (starts choking from the pain “struggles to breathe”)

Father Orsi: well Asta

Kid Asta:...........

Father Orsi: ......Asta say something

Kid Asta: SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE I BEG YOU SAVE ME FROM THIS PSYCHOPATH

Father Orsi: (Burns him again”and repeatedly until”)

Kid Asta: (covered in his tears drool and-).........

Father Orsi: oh how pathetic you criticized Yuno this afternoon and here you are pissing yourself just the same

Kid Asta: (struggling to breathe)

Father Orsi: so Asta do you have anything to say

Kid Asta: ............

Father Orsi: I’ll give you to the count to five

Kid Asta:.............

Father Orsi: one

Kid Asta:............

Father Orsi: two

Kid Asta:.............

Father Orsi: three

Kid Asta:............

Father Orsi: four

Kid Asta: ............

Father Orsi: fi—

Kid Asta: .....I......

Father Orsi: yes?

Kid Asta:.....I.....give.........up........I’ll.......never......ask........Yuno..........to......marry.........me........again..........so.........please...........stop...........hurting...........me.........father

Father Orsi: (hugs Asta) okay Asta I’m proud of you

Asta: (covering his mouth trying to hold his puke again”thinking to himself”)’ after that night even saying that I loved Yuno scared me I would have nightmares I would wet the bed I remember waking up and crying all night long I eventually grow out of those habits and overtime I forgot that memory maybe it was because I was so young maybe it’s because I wanted to forget it altogether but seeing two guys being in love with each other brought back wounds that burn so badly but will never heal’

Me: Sorry it’s very done poorly I’m really lazy and I will fix it but please let me know if you would part two

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