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brookiidookiii · 6 months

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as the self proclaimed joeather anon (if you look at the joeather tag on tumblr most of those asks are me. sorry). you want headcanons.... i dont have many but.

1. T4T LESBIAN BLAST !

2. i can imagine them being the type to argue with lots of tension and then they just kiss at the end

3. everyone around them thinks they're really annoying together. toxic yuri ❤️

4. they both remind me of cats for some reason

they hate each other so bad IUGGHJKJHVC. HEAVy on the second one. poor gwen has to listen to them scream and argue in the girls side of the cabins. theyre so dysfunctional i love them kjhgfvghjlk. eventually they enter a situationship where theyre not sure whats going on but theyre both evil malicious plotting ladies so it doesnt matter. we were ROBBED of these two putting aside their differences and making an alliance and kicking off alejandro. there was so much potential!!!! AND EVEN BETTER they betray each other at some point ohhhhhhh my god!!!!!

also also jo likes to tease heather bc shes way taller than her but thats js her way of flirting. idc what anyone says in my mind theres a big height difference between heather and jo. heathers already 5'11 and jo STILL manages to tower over her oh god

#joeather #total drama #ask

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itscinnafox · 4 years

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Yuri : *slaps bottles from athlete's hands* *slaps journalist's mics away* *slaps the bottle Yuuri was drinking* *slaps Phichit's phone off his hands* *slaps all the cups on the table* *slaps somebody's wig away* *pushes JJ aside* *sits wherever he wants* *goes out the stadium* *comes back in* *goes back out again*

Otabek : Has anyone seen my cat?

#yoi #yuri on ice #yuri plisetsky #otabek altin #otayuri #yuri is a cat dont argue me on this

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skzfairies · 3 years

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— YURI MOMENTS THAT DONT FEEL REAL.

tag list: @shinyddeonghwa @ateezjuliet

— SHOWING HER BUTT TO EXPLAIN WHY ITS ONE BUTT, TWO BUTT CHEEKS.

okay so that live was very chaotic.. and even tho the members prevented anyone from showing their butt on making gestures w their hands, yuri was too quick for anyone to pull her down 😭

shes a runner shes a track star 🎶

ANYWAYS she was sitting in the back, so she quickly like backed away from the table, and the members were too busy arguing to even notice her rip

but she stood up quickly and turned around and went “one CHEEK, TWO CHEEK, ONE BUTT.” she deadass pointed to each of her buttcheeks and then circled around her whole butt 😭

the boys were like 😳😳YURI SIT DOWN

she just rolled her eyes and sat back down, some can hear her say “i’m too hot for this” or “idiots”, but it’s too quiet to rlly hear her 😭😭

— SHE’S REALLY INTERESTED IN GIRLS, APPARENTLY

hongjoong and yuri were doing a vlive and hongjoong was reading comments while yuri was drawing on her hand, we don’t know what she was drawing but do we want to know is the question 😀

hongjoong read the question, ��is there anything you ‘re really interested in lately?” hongjoong gave his answer and looked over to yuri and she was.... still not listening

so hongjoong was like .... YURI and he repeated the question and she was just like “girls”, it was a while until yuri realized what she just said ... and hongjoong was trying his hardest not to laugh 😭😭 she slowly looked up and looked at the camera then hongjoong like 😳😳 and then 🤭

“i meant it interested in girl groups, i really like red velvet recently...yeah...didn’t complete my sentence. i don’t speak korean very well... sorry.”

yuri is still pulling the “i don’t speak korean” card even though SHE HAS BEEN LIVING IN KOREA FOR 5 YEARS NOW 😭😭😭 bestie we know the truth

— “PLEASE SHOW YOUR FEET.”

she read that comment aloud in english... and she looked up in the camera in a disgusted face but was like 😕 quickly after cuz she’s an idol yk 😭

she looked at the camera for awhile, and then she looked at the ceiling for awhile, literally complementing her life rn, she sat there for like, three whole minutes

she was like .... did i really move almost 6,000 miles away from my home just to be asked to show her feet to the camera ???

she quickly moved on from the subject and never addressed it again 😭

— “I MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THE OTHER DAY.”

ateez was doing a vlive together and everyone was sharing their tmi, and it was finally yuri’s turn so she was like 😏😏

“i met the love of my life the other day” she said, looking at the camera and back to reading the comments, ignoring the looks of suprise the boys were giving her, she was hiding her laugh behind her sweater paw hand until hongjoong was like “you need to explain more than that!”

she had to laugh for awhile until she was like “i met blaise’s cats the other day, and both of them are literally my soulmates. i don’t think i’ll ever meet someone who will ever make me as happy as them. besides atiny of course.” yuri chuckled, smirking when all of the boys rolled her eyes

“cant believe we were replaced by cats...” mingi grumbled.

— YURI COMPLIMENTING HERSELF WHEN NO ONE WOULD

ANOTHER group vlive

yuri is so chill in her solo lives but when she’s with her members... she says a lot of stuff that never will be real to me 😭

all of them were just reading comments and yuri said “i look so hot today and it’s literally a crime that none of you are complimenting me. atiny, ateez, your status from being my favorite person is being revoked.”

THE BOYS LITERALLY IGNORED HER until jongho was like “it’s a crime that we have to see your ugly face everyday”

AND MINGI JOINED IN ON THE YURI SLANDER 😭😭😭 THE BETRAYAL

“yeah, and you’re so annoying too. how do you think we feel?”

“shut up, without me, you wouldn’t know how to crack an egg without getting the shells every where.” yuri huffed, causing mingi to scream in denial, while san just whistled ... because it was true

yuri took matters in her own hands and walked up to the camera and showed off her beautiful outfit and then she posed for atiny to take screenshots for awhile, before sitting back down and acting like nothing happened

she even pretended to not hear wooyoung say “atiny please save us, shes like this everyday. i don’t know how much of her ego i can handle.” but she for sure tackled him when they got home

— FACE PLANTING IN THE MIDDLE OF VLIVE

so yuri was walking into a vlive that seonghwa and hongjoong were doing (she always interrupts them, only to be called the problem child 😳)

so she was skipping into the view waving and smiling when she missed her step and she went BOOM right onto the floor on her face 😀

you could hear a loud smack to the ground and seonghwa panically turned around to make sure she was okay, only to find her laughing hysterically

she ended up getting a bloody nose and she didn’t even realize until she stood up and looked in the camera

“um...i’ll be right back guys.” she left and you can hear her yell in the hall “THAT WAS SO EMBARSSING OH MY GOD I CANT ANYMORE.” i’m english and both hongjoong and seonghwa had to hold in their laughter 😭😭

she came back and was like “atiny, i’m okay! i think i about scared seonghwa and hongjoong out of their skin though.” she laughed and stayed with them a little longer, until she finally ditched them once mingi was done doing something

she was like “peace out losers💪”

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skzfairies · 3 years

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a to z yuri phrases

and this is why we aren’t roommates wooyoung.

boy if you don’t move i swear to god.

cats are forever superior no room for agruments 🙄✋

dont touch me.

el stupido

after that kingdom stage, yuri kept saying that, NON STOP

for real though, i love you guys

no matter how hard a time she gives her boys, she loves them to death 🙄✋

groot is the cutest thing alive and i think we should all praise and thank groot every morning.

she literally has a groot shrine stop 😭

hongjoong oppa, can you PLEASE tell yunho to stop running up to me and yelling in my ear. i don’t know how much more embarrassment i can take.

yunho always runs up to her and screams in her ear....she gets scared every time :/

i hate you

just so you all know, i am the hottest bitch in town and i CAN and WILL burn this place down.

kill me now please, i literally cant live with you all anymore.

someone save her plz

loser, lame, wannabe, lets go mingi

mingi, mingi, i love you

no, whatever your about to ask me to do, it’s a no.

oppa, could you buy me boba please?

like she doesn’t have her own money LMA

park seonghwa, if you don’t stop telling me to not hit wooyoung i WILL hit you instead.

to be fair, wooyoung deserves it sometime

quick, spit in yunho’s drink, no i’m not doing it. you can have the blood on your hands, i had no part in this.

rude, how could you NOT like mint chocolate.

mint chocolate superior, you can’t change my mind

so are just going to pretend that we didn’t just argue about butt cheeks?

translate that for dummy’s please

using two in one should be a crime.

very much apericated, thank you for the compliments everyone. i will now go cry in the bathroom, excuse me.

we’re all going to hell!!

xoxo , a mentally ill bitch

yeosang, do NOT tell them that story.

zoom out, right now. i have nails and i’m not afraid to use them.

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