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mochinomnoms · 3 months

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Bruh if Jade does manage to knock Yuu up with Irish twins after normal ones how done do you think Ace and Deuce will be. "Oh yeah sure we'll watch the kids this weekend for you!"

"I swear to the seven if you come back with any more."

-Yuri

Yuriiii, your brain is so big omgggg

First off, major kudos to Deuce and Ace if they have their lives together enough that Yuu and Jade trust them to babysit, lmao. Those boys are a train wreck, but we love them anyways!

They're happy for Yuu during their first pregnancy, all their friends are, and they're not surprised that they got twins on the first try. As Yuu's closest friends, Ace is a fun uncle and Deuce rather doting, and both become the twins' godparents shortly after their birth. Jade does ask that Ace please stop from making “The Godfather” jokes, they're not funny.

It's three weeks after the twins are born that Ace and Deuce come by to the shared cottage to watch the kiddos, while Jade takes Yuu out to a nice hot spring to relax and recuperate. At least, that was the original plan; but Jade suddenly remembered the little promise they made him before they first got pregnant, and the two have a little more fun at the springs for a few hours before returning home. But the two uncles are never the wiser and head off. So imagine their, and everyone else's surprise, when Yuu and Jade announce two weeks later that they're expecting. Again. Already.

Yuu deals with a few angry phone calls from their pseudo parents, Crewel and the school nurse, yelling at them about using protection. Crewel very specifically compared them both to rabbits, and begged that you don't let Jade touch you again for at least 3 months after this next birth. No one is surprised when you have another set of twins, just mildly concerned. Same as last time, Yuu gives birth to their twins (miraculously) with no major issues. The doctors do have them stay on bedrest for an extra week, just to keep an eye out for any complications. Jade's beaming with happiness, the now 10-month-old twins babbling happily over their new siblings.

Once Yuu and the twins are able to go home, Jade's parents asked for a quick visit with the new babies. Good uncles/godparents they are, Ace and Deuce babysit the older twins again.

As Yuu is leaving the house with Jade, each carrying one of the newborns, Ace is grabbing them by the arm and giving them a stern glare.

“Please, for the love of the Red Queen, do NOT get frisky with him. You do not, I repeat, do NOT need another set of twins for at least another year. I cannot mentally handle babysitting two pairs of babies. The D cannot be that good, man.”

Yuu laughed as Ace whispered that last part to them, waving him off as they promised to not have any more surprises. Jade hears, of course. So is it a surprise when he very much uses his parents as an excuse to take them away and see if they can try for triplets this time.

(For Yuu's sake, and Crewel's mental sanity, let's hope that it doesn't take this time… or do! Maybe Yuu's into that, hehe~)

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #jade leech x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #suggestive #mochi your breeding kink is showing through you need to relax #anyways yuu might want to consider holding Jade back with a ten foot pole #hes too pretty and annoying to say no too and their body needs a break #anyways #potential ptm epilogue? haha kidding (unless...)#yuri as anon

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cyath · 7 months

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Your art is so cute ;_; I'm curious, what do you think PinocchiYuu would look like? Thats Yuu but their nose grows when they lie.

Honestly I think PinocchioYuu would be a child and instead of the cricket guiding Yuu to do good it would be grim instead, which you can imagine would end up in chaos 💀 Also the dynamic between PinocchioYuu and Ortho would be very interesting and adorable

Edit: the perfect name would be Pinocchiyuu! Totally not stealing this idea from anybody•3• ( @kahunap ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ)

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egophiliac · 1 year

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like 70% of my knowledge about twst is because I read all the comics about it you do bc they're hilarious, but can I confirm that Rook's character arc was basically just an 'Applejack -> Rarity hypeman (malicious)' pipeline??????

yep, Rook joined NRC as a full-on Rowdy Boy who wore the same ripped-up jeans and sweatshirt 24/7 and was 99% split ends, until one day Vil convinced him to dress up a bit for a concert and he was like, "oh. hmm. actually, I like this." and swung fully into the other extreme of Fanciest Lad. Rook just...does not do middle grounds.

(tangential, but my personal 100% crack actively-contradicts-canon-but-I-don't-care headcanon is that French doesn't exist at all in Twst. Rook personally just made up a collection of fancy-sounding words that, by complete coincidence, happen to sound exactly like earth-prime French.

"but in the City of Flowers --" no, look, his family is VERY rich and VERY weird, it is not out of character that they paid an entire city of people to throw out a few words of their kid's conlang whenever he visits. it makes SENSE --

this is mostly because I think it would be funny if, after Rook gives someone their special little nickname, he has to sit down and explain to them what it means. which I've actually just decided he does anyway, so never mind.)

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland episode 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 6 spoilers #there is only one case where i think it is funnier if rook didn't translate #and that is trey #specifically for that one scene where he's like 'why do you keep calling me that. you didn't call me that in first year.'#and rook is like 'you weren't a chevalier until you had a roi :)'#trey being like '...yeah okay whatever' is 100% more hilarious to me if he has no idea what any of those words mean #anyway i'm going to be thinking about 'rarity hypeman (malicious)' for the rest of my life #thank you anon #i did once try to explain the malleus-yuu dynamic as 'what if princess luna had a very oblivious human friend' so i'm into it

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honeyuuyuu · 5 months

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honerey is garbage

*make out in front of you*

#cry a river anon #trey clover #twst #twisted wonderland #trey clover fanart #twst fanart #twisted wonderland fanart #twst yuu #twisted wonderland yuu #honeyuu #honey ryuu #honerey #trey clover x yuu #ディズニーツイステッドワンダーランド #honeyuuyuu🐝#honey.artworks🍀

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twisted-wonderland-but-gayer · 9 months

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Here me mout. Dorm leaders having to watch over a Kid Yuu playing with dolls or barbies and they find it boring until Yuu starts telling a soap opera level cheating story with many backstabs and a level of drama only Rook could pray to achieve

👀

🐱

It's like when your mom is watching a boring show but then a scene comes on and you're now invested and standing in the doorway watching along

Yuu with their doll: "I'm breaking up with u!!!" "But whyy!"

Jamil: ah classic kid stuff that's going to give me a migrane...

Yuu: You slept with my sister while I was pregnant with your baby and you also had another wife behind my back!!

Jamil:

#not writing #not requests #🐱 anon #baby yuu #yuu #ramshackle #twst ramshackle #twst yuu

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lisaas2418 · 8 months

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Great Seven: How is that all of you got overblotted in the first place?

Overblot gang: ...

Yuu: Well I'll explain in the beginning, it all started with the tart.

Ace: Um...why is that the start?! I wouldn't have eaten the tart if I wasn't hungry from dealing with expulsion.

Yuu: I mean you could have just eat anything other than a tart.

Deuce & Grimm: We agree.

Ace: Oh screw you all.

I know the perfect meme for it

(Yuu and the others preparing to explain EVERYTHING that happend from Prolouge till post-book 7)

Disney cinematic universe: How bad can it possibly be let's hear

*after the whole recap*

All of them: 😨

Bonus:

One of them: Ok two questions. First, are all of you ok physically and mentally? And second...

(turns to Yuu)

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE ALL OF THESE?!

Yuu: I have no idea

(Congrats guys now they all are worried about you, especially about Yuu)

#twisted wonderland #house of mouse au #twst yuu #overblot #anon asks

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cupids-chamber · 1 year

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— " 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓; 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐆𝐄 "

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ; Falling into a Lion's cage isn't everyone's way of finding love and yet it was yours, the zoo keepers warned you about your ignorance and yet you did exactly the opposite of what you were told, were you happy with your decision?

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 ; Fluff, Leona Kingscholar x Reader, Mutual pinning, Unexpected confession, Reader mainly pins after Leona and Leona confesses, The rest is a surprise!

Falling for him was unexpected, it was a change in your thoughts. You’d have never expected that out of everyone he would be the one you fell for. Prolonging your visits with him, letting your thoughts and eyes trail, gazing over his sleepy figure. Truly; you didn’t expect this, you never thought you could fall so deeply.. for someone. Each small compliment replaying in your head, the memory engraved into your skull deeply, as if it was a core memory that you couldn’t quite forget. The memory and words would replay in your head, every single night, tossing and turning. You really were trapped in the lion's cage.

No wonder zoo keepers would keep the cage so heavily guarded, it was a dangerous playground for a poor human like you, with a heart out in the open. It would be pitiful if you thought that he hadn’t noticed, in fact Leona was beyond aware of your obvious feelings. The gazes that prolonged, the sudden eye-contact, the way you anticipated his responses in simple and normal situations. The lion had you cornered in its cage, analyzing your every movement… waiting for you to make a move, so it could pounce.

Would it be a surprise to you, if he said he enjoyed it? The unending copious amounts of attention, eyes directed to him; and him only? Leona cherished the feeling of never ending praise, that fell so easily from your lips, as if it was an instrument that you so desperately played in perfect harmony; craving affirmation for your achievements, which he generously would provide every now and then.

The Lion had you trapped in its cage, the zookeeper's were warning you not to go in, you watched as they tried to free you from the enclosure of the cage, as you were pinned down by the beast. You stared into his deep green eyes, they were so beautiful; as he confessed his love to you.. the words were playful yet its affect on you was more than apparent, as you felt your cheeks warm up, and your chest thumping in it’s cage; your heart threatening to step out of its place.

Leona’s love was odd, he never truly learned how to love but it was cute how he made an effort; it went from small dates, small little compliments that you’d enframe in your memory. A museum of him was trapped in your mind, the lion’s eyes looked hungrier every time he gazed upon you. He opened up to you slowly, everything playing out well. Everything framed in a beautiful silver frame, encrusted with the two of your initials.

And then it broke, you watched as he distanced himself. The loving eyes slowly and effortlessly turned into the tired and annoyed ones you were graced with, when you had first met him. The compliments lowered and lowered, the conversations that you two would share for hours and hours on end, the calls that would last from midnight till dawn; were no more.

You saw his tired form, treating you as if you were a mistake; he couldn’t remember when your anniversary and birthday was, in fact, you saw him sleeping pitifully curled up in the botanical garden, alone. The gaze Ace and the other first years gave you, was soul crushing; as they watched you gaze at him from a distance.. Maybe as a poor weak kid, you should’ve listened to the zoo keeper, and never entered the Lion’s cage, and yet you did. You stepped in, with an open heart; on full display, you let him see you at your worst, you blessed him with what he momentarily loved.

You thought things were looking up, when your lover; that you couldn’t bring yourself to cut off, despite how Grim and others argued with you, trying so hard to knock some sense into you.., invited you to a family event.. Yet you were once again hit with the cold, soul crushing realization how distant the two of you were now. As you watched him being swooped up in a crowd instantaneously, sitting in a corner. You avoided the judgmental and jealous gazes you received, finally.. maybe some sense was knocked into you.

The balcony was empty and grim, the lighting was dim, an equivalent imagery for your heartbreak. The Lion had you trapped in its cage, and even when you were free to go, you were just too mesmerized and entranced, tied down by the dreams and hopes you had planned and thought of beforehand… You felt pressure on your shoulder, you prayed mentally that it was the person you had hoped would give you an ounce of affection in this entire event.. but you were wrong.. It was Leona’s brother, you watched him sigh, giving you that all too familiar pitiful gaze.

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ranpire · 2 days

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Hi.

Tell Yuuji i love him

And send him a kiss kiss.

—🪭non

WWWW AWWW YES HE ADORES YOU SO MUCH <333 thank you for the kiss, darling 🪭!!! 💖

#ran.yuuji #twst yuu #twst fanart #twst #twisted wonderland #ran.doodles #ran.🪭anon

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adarkenedforest · 10 months

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Good boy! Now coke here please I'm sorry for getting upset but you were being so mean!

Now let me cuddle and kiss you pleaseeeeeeee?~

-yuu anon

Ahshshshshhshdhehehehe

I'm gay beyond comprehension

#Yuu anon #forest replies

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ryllen · 3 months

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to be tall

#sebek zigvolt #twst #twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst yuu #twst grim #fanart #does it feel lonely to be tall when people around you are short #to anon who once upon a time asked #yuu is 165 cm #but the height comparison to that number might get distorted from one drawing to another so i never bother saying it #it's just what my height is; around 160-165cm

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tswhiisftteedr · 3 months

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Hey there, I hope your having a nice night or day, I saw that you wrote nsfw and was wondering if I could request something for chenya wit a female s/o who has a hard time gaing any weight, and a very skinny and tend to become insecure due to it.. and chenya "cheers" them up 👀

(I have this problem ☹ and would like to feel a bit better w some indulgence you know 🤷‍♀️)

Sweet-scented pigeon wing ☆ Headcanon + Drabble

☆RSA Student!Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker(Che’nya) x Skinny!Fem!Yuu!Reader :

Feeling insecure and self loathing sucks, but luckily for you, your act beastmen boyfriend Che’nya is here for you. And he’s going to ‘cheer you up to the best of his abilities!’

Warnings: Mature content, Che’nya is aged up to 18+ and NCR is an actually college, fingering, begging, not anything graphic(violence) reader is just insecure. Not proofread.

Note: Hi thanks for requesting, I’m sorry if this wasn’t what you were looking for, I’ve never written comfort for subject like body image, especially people who are ‘skinny’ as I’m more on the chubby side my self. (Working on it girly pops, I’m about to become a slim thick queen and you won’t see it coming, hdhhdjd lol) So if this isn’t to your taste I’m sorry, but I real hope it is!! Also some crack halfway through the smut, I guess it was to make it more cheerful and comforting, though idk if it’s good \:<

Before you two started dating, Che’nya had picked up on the fact that you were insecure in your appearance. Mostly wearing oversized clothes to hide your figure, and how you would panic whenever he hugged you out of nowhere, tensing as he fully embrace you in his warmth.

Back then, he used to think that the issues you had with your physic were temporarily, or mood related. ‘We all have those times we’re we feel low and unsure of oneself, right?’

Well to his somewhat ‘displeasure’ he was wrong. It’s not like he was mad at you for not liking everything about yourself, but more that it made him sad that you didn’t see ‘you’ the way he did.

Sure he understood the fact that being at risk of developing health issues like osteoporosis, higher chances for hypothermia and lower immunity system, just because of your weight, could make you insecure. And he also knew you did your best despite your struggle in weight gain.

The way he sees things, you can’t do much but you’re still already doing your max. So since you’re doing your best already, you shouldn’t worry to much about it.

He doesn’t expect you to change your opinion towards your body from one day to the other, even when you got together, he still saw the hesitation behind your eyes whenever he would compliment your looks.

But he did feel proud of the way your gaze slowly shifted through time, how you would look less ‘untrusting’ of his words after each time he would call you beautiful, cute, lovely, hot, ‘sexy mama~’, etc. The way you would wear clothes that were a bit more your size after each interaction, the way you felt more comfortable when he touch and caress you.

He knew your self doubts were still present, though he also knew that they were less dominant in your mind. As if every time he would hold your hand, hug you, kiss you, make out with you, those thoughts would be push further and further away.

Of course there were the days where those thoughts would resurface, hitting you with a wave of sadness and self loathing. Maybe someone had said something about your looks, maybe you weren’t so sure about you were wearing halfway through the day, or maybe it just one of those off day. The ones where you felt like shit no matter what you did, from the moment you awake, to the one you would fall asleep.

In cases like this, your lovely cat boy of a boyfriend would help by bringing your moral up, in his own very special way~

☆ more under the cut. ☆

You and Che'nya were hanging out in Heartslabyul’s rose maze, he had snuck once more to spend sometime with you. The both of you were laying down on the grass, staring at the clouds. When he turned to sneak a glance at your oh so beautiful face, he noticed a look of somewhat unease and despair on your face, so he decided to do something about it.

He knew what that faced meant, so he scouted closer to you slowly, his movement almost silent due to the soft grass under his body. His hands reached out suddenly, wrapping around your waist gently yet firmly before he lifted both you and himself off the ground effortlessly.

Now with you in his arms, without warning, he carried you towards the magic mirror in the dorm.

You soon found yourself back at your dorm, the ramshackle.

Once inside, he placed you down on the bed, keeping hold of one arm over your head while using his free hand to undo your buttons and zippers without hesitation.

Within moments, he had ripped your clothes apart revealing your naked body in all its glory. The sight of your figure and softness sent waves of desire coursing through him.

"You know, its pretty inconvenient for me not knowing when you’ll be down in a slump." He told you in a cheeky manner, obviously not serious. You can always count on Che’nya to tease in any given situation. “But it’s not all so bad, after all, when your like this I get to play with you.” he murmured against your neck, nipping lightly at your sensitive skin. “Though I would prefer it if it just some random fun, not me having to fuck into you just how perfect you are.” He told you with a rather serious tone, different from his usual one. Thought the softness behind his eyes told you, he wasn’t blaming or reprimanding you. He just wish you could see what he saw when he would gaze at you. But before you could think on that for too long-

"Now, lie back and enjoy yourself." Che’nya spoke out in his usual oh so casual tone.

With that said, he pushed your legs apart wider than they wanted to go and started playing with your ‘sweet-scented pigeon wing’ as he would call it.

Wait- the hell?! “Sweet-scented pigeon wing”, where does that even come from, like what the actual f- oh, right, you remember now.

Sweet-scented pigeon wing from potionology, it’s also known as Clitoria fragrans hence their vaginal shape. What a fucking bastard that he is for calling your coochie that!

Well at least if you had any doubts about sex, your mind was now well off them. But before your mental insulting and name calling of your boyfriend could continue anymore, it was abruptly cut short, by the one you were previously cursing out.

As Che'nya touched your sensitive areas, you could feel a mix of pleasure and shock coursing through your body. His cold hands contrasted with the warmth that was beginning to spread between your legs. He teased you mercilessly, rubbing circles around your clit before dipping his fingers inside of you. Every move sent waves of ecstasy throughout your entire being, making it hard for you to resist him.

In response to his actions, you arched your back involuntarily, moaning softly as he continued to torment you. "Che’nya stop... please..." You begged, but there was no real resistance in your voice. Instead, it sounded more like pleading for more.

"Feeling good, aren't you?" he purred, nibbling on your earlobe playfully. "You know you want this." With that, he pushed two fingers deep inside of you, stretching you wider than ever before. The sudden invasion caused another loud moan to escape your lips, followed by a whimper as he began to thrust them in and out of you rhythmically.

Che'nya chuckled at your moans and whimpers, loving the power he had over you. He increased the pace of his thrusts, going faster and harder until you were on the brink of orgasm. Just when you thought you couldn’t take anymore, he pulled out suddenly, leaving you panting and yearning for more.

"Not yet," he purred teasingly. "I want you begging for it, and obviously you got to explain why you deserve it, also you being attractive must be one of those reasons, ‘Kay!” With that cryptic remark, he stepped back slightly, exposing his erect member to your eager eyes. It was throbbing with anticipation.

You couldn't help but stare at his thick, throbbing dick, your eyes widening in a mixture of fear and desire. "W-What do you want me to say? T-That I... need this?" Your voice cracked slightly as he stepped closer again, pushing his cockhead against your entrance.

"Good girl," he praised, before sliding the head inside of you slowly. "Now tell me why else you deserve it." His pace remained slow, allowing you to adjust to his size while teasing both of them.

You bit your lower lip nervously, trying to gather your thoughts. "I... umm... I guess because... uh... well... it feels so good when you touch me like this... And that I’ve been good ..” You managed to stutter out between pants.

"And?"

"And, I suppose... that I'm somewhat pretty." You reply.

"You 'suppose' that you're 'somewhat pretty'? Hmm, I don't think that's going to cut it. You need to be confident about that sort of thing, especially if you want me to start pounding my dick into you." He tells you, giggling.

You blush bright red, feeling both embarrassed and aroused by his words. "I... I-I mean..." Stuttering again, you gather your courage and look him straight in the eyes. "I'm beautiful, okay? Okay?"

His grin widened as he heard these words leave your lips. "That's more suitable," he praised. He increased his pace little by little, gradually thrusting deeper inside of you. Each powerful stroke sent waves of pleasure coursing through your body, making it difficult for you to maintain composure.

"You smell so damn good," Che'nya groaned, burying his face in your neck and sucking on your tender skin. His hands moved downwards, once more, grabbing your legs firmly and spreading them wider apart, exposing your wet and needy pussy to his hungry gaze. "Yes, you are perfect, there’s no other way to think about it."

You blushed deeply at his words, feeling both embarrassed and aroused. "I... I mean, I—!"

Before you could finish your sentence, he thrust himself fully inside of you without warning, stretching your tight hole to accommodate him completely. A cry of pleasure mixed with pain escaped from your lips as he began to move steadily, claiming you body inch by slow but powerful inch. Each time he pulled out slightly, only to push back in deeper than before, hitting your G-spot just right, sending waves of intense ecstasy coursing through your entire being.

"That's better," he praised between heavy breaths. "You sound so much better when you aren’t worrying about how you look, but instead of how deep I’m fucking you." He said that last part with a snicker.

You moaned in pure ecstasy as he continued to thrust into you, his thick member stretching and filling up every inch of your tight passage. The combination of pleasure and pain was almost too much for you to handle, but somehow, you wanted more.

"Oh god, Che'nya," you cried out, arching your back towards him. "I want... more..." Your words came out breathless and desperate.

He picked up the pace even faster, pounding into you relentlessly. Each powerful thrust caused a loud slapping sound against your sensitive flesh, adding an erotic rhythm to their passionate dance. His hands gripped tightly onto your legs, leaving marks on your skin as evidence of their intensity.

"That's it, baby," he groaned, his voice hoarse with desire. "Take all of me." Owing to his size, each deep penetration felt like hitting a new level of pleasure that left you begging for more.

Feeling his orgasm building up inside of him, Che'nya slowed down slightly, savoring every moan and whimper that escaped from your lips. "I can feel how close you are too," he panted between breaths.

"C-Come with me..." his voice cracked as he spoke those words, urging you to reach climax alongside him.

The feeling intensified beyond anything you could have imagined, pushing you closer to the edge of ecstasy. And then, just when you thought it couldn't get better, another powerful thrust sent waves of pure bliss coursing through your body, sending you over the edge into a mind-numbing orgasm unlike anything you had ever experienced before. Your entire being shook with intense pleasure as wave after wave of orgasmic bliss washed over you, leaving you completely lost in the moment.

As for Che'nya, he held on tightly, his own release drawing near. With one final, forceful thrust, he let out a primal growl, burying himself deep within you to the hilt. Quickly pulling out, his hot seed spurted forth, painting your stomach and chest with thick, sticky cum. He stayed there for a moment, observing his work. “See, your such a lovely thing.” Was all he said while looking at your fucked out face and and cum cover body.

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poorlydrawnmcyt · 2 years

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IM SORRY BUT IS TOUR USERNAME BASED ON YUU REWARD SYSTEM IN HONG KONG

IT'S LITERALLY MY NAME???

#i dont even know what that is #anon u do realize yuu is a legitimate name of a person sjdjkdjf #answered bc it made me laugh lmao #asks

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crystallizsch · 28 days

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Yuusha = Jamil's Charging Station

(help 😭)

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twisted-wonderland-but-gayer · 8 months

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I like the idea of wholesome military Yuu. Probably accidentally makes people assume they're mean or scary but it's just a gym bro. During overblots they took everyone down so easily because of past trainings. Very cool scars they boast about but everyone looks at them horrified.

"Oh this from the time I got grazed with a bullet, very cool huh?"

"What.."

-also is it cool if I name myself 🍰 anon? I feel like I lurk around your ask inbox a lot, it's totally fine if I can't!

Please read all the dialouge in a fucking duke nukem voice.

This giant person approached Idia after they heard Idia mumbles self depreciating things abt himself himself under this breath. Idia is frozen and he hears boss music. "Hey man, stop putting yourself down, it's not cool. I know you can't see it but your character and strengths are pretty cool. I hope you can lean to see it in time." And refuses to walk off until Idia says something nice about himself, in which then Yuu daps him up and says "nice one dude"

"Hey man what are you? A dude, a girl a they?" "I don't have pronouns or gender. Those damn alien bastards stole them from me."

Ruggie being baffled at this mfer who makes bank back in their world be so frugal and down to earth. One day they say to Idia "you play retro games for nostalgia, i play retro games because i cannot afford new ones, we are not the same." And Ruggie tries to call them out.

"Actually I donate most of my millions to charities in need and enjoying sponsoring education for young children in less fortunate situations. Also, those damn alien bastards stole all of my newer consoles and deleted my save data."

They don't like Octavinelle. They're posers protecting a restaurant by Mediocre blackmail and threats of violence. "Booo where im from corporations make sure to stage your suicide by shooting you three times in the back of the head for speaking up about child labor"

They esp hate Azul. "Mindless corporations like yours forced me and my comrades across sea to commit atrocities on innocents and die over oil. You are not a cool dude, bro." Or just.

"You claim to know how to fight and use magic yet only fight against those who are weaker than you. This one is for my ignihyde friend that was bullied by you." And the trio just roll their eyes before getting steamrolled by this mfer in a real fight and almost end up in the ER. This is the same person who said "those damn shrimp bastards will pay for frying my rice and trying to break into the kitchen.

They advocate equal rights and just a good dude. Everytime they speak you hear a hard-core guitar riff. They are simultaneously the smartest yet stupidest person everyone knows. Everyone agrees that they're cool as hell tho. They hand Yuu a cold one and take off their glasses to wink, but underneath their glasses, they have another pair on.

They are just a walking shitpost

2) yeah i checked my blog and dont think I have cake (slice) anon??? Your cool, welcome aboard

#not writing #not requests #yuu #twst yuu #🍰 anon #idia shroud #ruggie bucchi #octotrio #duke yuukem

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