#zee rants

[isaydnmbstnff]

if wolfstar is remus x sirius then sirius x james is

STARBUCKS

#zee rants #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #wolfstar #prongsfoot #but actually #starbucks #james x sirius #remus x sirius #harry potter

[tawaifeddiediaz]

all of y’all complaining that this is eddieana/bucktaylor again - let me tell y’all that you would not have survived that era if this feels like the worst thing in the world to you

#zee rants #truly there is no comparison to be had #that was lemon juice in salt in a million paper cuts #this is like #a pinch #911 spoilers

[biboomerangboi]

Kinda rant kinda not about the hospital: Basically I’ve been admitted for a few days with my heart and have basically been told hey cardio’s wanting to hold off on looking at you cause your in your 20s and your blood work is okay so even though you have a really high BPM and Blood pressure we’re putting you low on the list and will be low key keep hinting that it’s just anxiety and we won’t see you till we do certain tests but your on a waiting list for those tests which is just 🙄. So anyway I literally got my 24hr ECG on, walked to the bathroom, and they were calling like hey is she like coding and the nurse was like nope, I know it’s 139 but she’s been like this. So it feels good to get vindication but also I could have been showing you my smart watch if you came to say hi before now todays a low BPM day for me dudes.

#we love a system under stress and medical malpractice to AFABs #zee rambles #zee rants #cw hospital #cw vent #vent post #cw heart problems

[esteemed-excellency]

not people complaining about they/them pronouns in a thread about the new ES

#i checked reddit to see if anyone was talking about the alternative endings but uuuh #the takes are BadTM #“[bragging about being a cool late game player] and then i proceed to lose a game to a child” have you ever interacted with actual children #“why would you be in a lowlife pub if you have good stats” maybe sometimes the lowlife are people just like you dude idk what to tell you #“why don't you have a quality to breathe underwater” what part of you lost your air cable you don't understand #“bad lore” have you considered not playing the zee lore story if you don't like the zee lore #sorry for the tag rant but oh my god

[citrusacidic]

LOVED THE NEW SEASON!!who r u taking home with you (translation: who’s the blorboest)

WARNING THIS POST WILL HAVE A WEE BIT OF SPOILERS FOR THE NEW SEASON SORRYY

thank u so much for asking (evil face)

- Zee is probably my overall fave which was kinda surprising to me but it makes sense, i just fucking love that dude. I can tell his archetype is like those guys in stoner movies, and i watched dazed and confused and fucking loved Ron so ofc im a big Zee fan. Plus i am usually a fan of the characters with purely good intentions and Zee is a SWEETHEART. he literally got kicked for being the most liked SMH

- everytime i like a ship and then it becomes canon my brain runs laps around the sun and i become rabid so of COURSEEEE Bowie and Raj HAVE to be up there!!! the second they had that little scene where bowie held raj’s hands i became so mf aggroed on them its insane. And of course Waynes aggressively supportive character was so sweet to see i love the hockey boys SOOO much

- i loved Emma for most of the season. she was great. until the Chase thing... where she went back to him. so fingers crossed season 2 bowie knocks some sense into her and she dumps chase’s ass for good, other than that shes way up there

- priya is so baby girl. when her design was released everyone thought she was just the nice girl but shes fuckin RABID (along with emma) she is such a fun character

#i dont know how to do readmores i also dont like them personally so sorry abt that #sorry about the very long rant i just happen to be insane #total drama #total drama island #total drama spoilers #td zee #td bowie #td raj #td wayne #td emma 2 #td emma #td priya

[zeezeepearl]

Anyone else rabid about Hobie Brown and have any punkflower/ghostpunk writing prompts?

#zee zee rants #punkflower #ghostpunk #hobie brown #go crazy go nuts at me #i dig the 3 of them together too!

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

my mom congratulated me on getting SSI and then immediately launched into how I shouldn't spend it all and I should save some and I'm just so done with her shit at this point. Every time I get an ounce of independence she lectures me about being responsible. She has no faith in my being able to live on my own or handle my own finances. I'm the one who recognized I had an impulse spending problem, I'm the one who created systems for myself so I didn't spend it all at once, I'm the one who's been acknowledging the potential issues with houses I look at/asking questions about the repair costs, I'm the one who always brings stuff to her at stores to ask her about whether the prices are reasonable before I ask her to buy it. I feel like this is an extension of her whole "I'm the only responsible one in the family and everyone relies on me so I can never take breaks" martyrdom complex. She makes everyone feel insecure about their own skills and then gets mad when we defer to her because we're afraid of being told we're stupid for the choices we make.

#zee rants about its shitty parents #abuse tw #<- kinda

[thasorns]

I feel so betrayed 😭 like the progress with sprite and first are super slow it’s a super slow burn and after waiting for 7 episodes I really thought that’s it, we’re finally there only to get a kiss for a millisecond

#caddi watches #twins the series #but it was still worth it tho #and zee is finally here to fuck things up #is koh playing the wingman or??? I don’t trust him one bit #zey rants

[battlevann]

There is so much potential in Zarathos n Johnny's dynamic but it gets ignored, or they just don't mention Zarathos at all!! it upsets me a lot!! they are both important to each other's character!!

I think they have a lot of potential that gets ignored in favor of doing the same stuff repeatedly instead of looking for a new direction. Maybe I haven't read enough, so this could be a limited view, but I wish they'd do more with that dynamic.

I wish they'd do more with Zarathos in general tbh! bring back his kid or something idk,,,

(IM PRAYING THIS IS COHERENT also please tell me if this is like horribly inaccurate and they have done a lot and i've just managed to miss every time they've done something with them or done more with zee)

I do like the current run though

#its 9pm in speepy #ghostposting #i needed to rant sorry #ghost rider #johnny blaze #zarathos #i just want to see zee n johnny actually talk more PLEASE #N WHAT HAPPENED TO ZARATHOS' KID??

[irrfahrer]

How does your muse communicate to others they they’re in the mood? Does your muse use protection? If so, what kind? {would it plant-based/medicinal? can she reproduce? is reproductive health a part of ziv's life?}

In-Depth Sinday Meme !

How does your muse communicate to others they they’re in the mood? Ziv communicating that she is in the mood usually includes her walking over to the person who showers her in pheromones to ask : "Hey, big guy, you up for a kriff in the backalley?".In General for a alien like Ziv who relies on her sense of smell more than anything, it is usually very clear when someone is attracted to her through the pheromones they automatically throw in her direction. And its that pheromones that make her usually start beeing physically attracted to them and get in the mood. However she is also very aware that just because someone wants her, it does not mean that they will act on that want .So if she clicks with a person, she will become maybe more attentive and more flirty but she will wait for the other person to initate anything that goes past words and flirtings, because she is very insecure about communication and does not want to overstep any boundarys the person had set for themself. This might be frustrating for partners.

Does your muse use protection? If so, what kind? Would it plant-based/medicinal? In general, Ziv uses herbal contraception by using certaine herbs that change her hormonecycle and completly stop her heatcycle by keeping her in a permanent state of anoestrus. Most herbal contraceptive do not stop feterlization but they work early abortive (pennyroyal is a good example: a poisonous herb that works also against headaches and when a Patient asks her for contraceptives and the species has no immidiate danger in becoming pregnant ziv will explain and lead her patient through the process. But ziv herself does not want to risk goinginto heat in the first place.)Accordingly the Tynnan uses the equivalent of using the deathstar to burn away a bug and just decided for herself that she does not want to go through the cycle and just blasted her whole reproductive system out into space. That has of course other reasons than Ziv just wanting to avoid pregnancy or in general going through the exhausting and irritating stages of a heat, but that will be described in the next part. So Ziv uses daily the herbs to keep her hormones in check and on top of that she is also a midwife who can keenly list every possible sexual transmitted disease findable in the Galaxy to a partner,so beside the herbs she usually also uses the equivalent to condomes. One does not joke with Ziv about ' not using contraceptives', because she will start a very unsexy lecture about sexual transmitted diseases until her partner just gives in.Or leaves. Because she is defintive not taking chances. Also did you ever tried to wash body fluids out of fur? That is so annoying and takes so long, and Ziv is after all covered in fur.

Is reproductive health a part of ziv's life? tynnan are a r-selected species and "R-selected species are those that produce a large number of offspring and contribute few resources to each individual offspring. They often offer little to no parental care, have high offspring mortality, short life spans, and small body sizes.", but as Tynnan are also sentient, culturally socialists and brutally social aliens they usually make all kits survive through taking care of the litter as a group (resulting in polyamorous clutches of up to six to ten adults beeing "married" to take care of one litter. That Ziv is polyamorous seems to be not especially uncommon in her species.).

Which results in the question of: how does Mother nature make sure that the planet Tynna does not suffer from Tynnan overpopulating? By giving the Species Tynnan the female weasle-problem. Which means that if a Tynnan with a Uterus goes into a heatcycle they will overproduce estrogen until the production is stopped by the hormonal change after a feterlization. If that feterlization is not happening than the estrogen overproduction will not stop and the person will start to get sick and eventually develop bonecancer and die. As in:Mother nature proceeds to do populationcontrol by brutally and painfully killing 50% of the population of Tynna as soon as that population becomes around ten years old before they are even fully grown mentally and physically. Especiallysince Tynnan social structure is (actually canonly) socialism, so every person born is educated and supported in the same way so they can serve the community themself eventually. So having 50% of the carefully raised and lovingly educated population suddenly die off in the socialism-based-system is kind of a very big problem. You just spend ten years of love and money and care in educating and raising that people to be independent, smart and social pillars of your community. And you are only half way throught with that education, and they are not even fully grown yet!

Now it happens that Tynnan are not only brutally social aliens but also very smart people, so the first thing they learned was to shut down through hormonal changing medicine (First herbal and the alternative-aligned-people probably still use herbal versions although there are now chemical alternatives) the heatcycle in the people they had spend the last ten years lovingly raising and educating so they can support the community with that education and care. Accordingly in modern age on Tynna the process of getting pregnant is still dangerouse for the poeple deciding to become pregnant because they risk their health, so there are not many Tynnan who decide to actually become pregnant. For example in a mated group of six Tynnan, maybe one Tynnan with a Uterus wants to have a litter for all of them to raise together. A group of mated people will usually seek out a midwife to lead the member of the group who want to risk pregnancy to have litters through the process. As Tynnan are also highly beurocratic this process also includes a lot of forms and applications through which the midwife helps the mated group,so the group can get the proper free medical support. As this also needs weeks if not months, this applications also are a extra safety measure to make sure that the group takes every proper safety measures. It is a normal process and nolonger lifethreatening, but there is still danger and Tynnan as a species are pragmatic enough to not let luck decide.

Accordingly Tynnan might have big litters of up to six kits in a mated group, but they have a very low birthrate and reproductive health is since before the Tynnans stoneage a very important topic.

That Ziv focused her medical studies on midwifery is actually suprisingly in line with one of the most widespread and respected jobs in the Tynnanspecies (including one of her Sires), because its so very important to keep over 50% of the population healthy. Yet Ziv never learned that aspect of her species culture. In other words: Yes, reproductive health plays a big role in Zivs life because otherwise she would die very fast very painfully. And she really does not want to die that way.

Also Ziv is a Healer specialised in Midwifery, so its not only her own reproductive Health she has to be informed about but also that of all her patients including their species so one could say Ziv is a expert in reproductive health.

Can she reproduce? If Ziv would put off her herbal medicine and wait a few weeks until her system has stabilized her hormonal cycle, she would start to have a heatcycle again and in that manner, yes, she woud be able to reproduce as soon as she stops beeing "springless". Its just a question of: If she wants to, if that would be healthy for her body (She is still a under average small person and that her dam only had three cubs with one stillborn, one small, albinistic and underdevelopted and only one actually completly healthy, instead of the "average" six, might mean something for her), and most importantly: with whom. As said before, since Ziv grew up in the Jedi Temple and has no cultural connection to other Tynnan she is coined on features of Non-Tynnans and is definitive completly xenophile. So she has no interest in members of her own species. Accordingly Ziv would need to find a partner with whom she is gentically compatible, which wouldn´t be so hard if she would be part of the ape kingdom, but she is a caniformia so its not going to be an easy task. Let alone finding a alien whos species way of reproduction fits hers (inner feterilzation), because when their way of reproduction is outer feterlization or an asexual way of reproduction, than there is also nothing going to work in the manner of reproduction.

Although you would never catch Ziv ever neglect her using contraceptive when hooking up with a Human or Near-Human, because as a Midwife she had met so many mixed-alien-couples and when there was a hybrid- pregnancy they Seeked her out for advice for, it was always because one of the partners was a human. So she does not trust the human-reproductive-system as far as she can throw a stone. Which is not far. Humans are freaks of nature who have fun breaking biology and as a midwife that means PURE STRESS .

But it is not only a question of "can she reproduce with that alien", but it is also a question of "would the offspring be able to live outside her body", "would that offspring be able to be liveable at all" and even more important:"What would that pregnancy do to her body" and "if she would be able to take care of the liveable offspring after going through such a hybrid-pregnancy at all "? Easiest example:A humaninfant needs nine months to develop and even than they are kind of a unfinished larva and a tynnanpregnancy lasts at best six months. The math does not work, so how can that fetus even develop fully. And if her body would just adjust to carry the fetus longer what would that do to her health and especially her vitals. Especially the last question makes Ziv very keenly watch her contraceptive-usage, because with her expierences as a midwife she knows how most hybrid-pregnancys end. and it is not a happy end for anyone involved.

#headcanon #this was a long rant on 'how do tynnan fuck' #and the answer is: They mostly do i for fun and 99% of the time not for repriduction because speciesspecific ther can be problems #which is hilarious #what the fuck am i writing xxD #thanks for the ask dear! have fun reading! #irrfahrer #Ziv Odiz' Zee #long post

[isaydnmbstnff]

me to real people: 😐

me to fictional characters: oh what? 🤔 you killed someone? 😲 it's okay pookie 🤗 i accept you for who you are 😍 i love all your flaws and imperfections😘 do you need help hiding the body? 🥰🥰🫶🫶

#zee rants #i can't help it okay #i dont actually condone killing guys #wednesday addams #wanda maximoff #jinx arcane #natasha romanoff #bellatrix lestrange #amber freeman #yelena belova #notice how they're all women... #fictional characters #relatable #memes

[tawaifeddiediaz]

for the record, the authors that are getting called out have repeatedly been told about the racist things they’ve included in their work, and they have not cared. It’s not just the matter of something accidentally being written - it’s a conscious, deliberate choice, and it’s fucked up that more people are mad at the people calling out than at the people being called out.

and dragging the “don’t like don’t read” argument into a discussion about racism and microaggressions isn’t the woke take y’all think it is, and all it’s doing is exposing how little y’all care about basic human decency

#zee rants #fandom discourse #where you choose to put your anger tells a LOT about you btw #and it's fully transparent that you don't care when poc tell you how harmful things are #particularly if you're a white author with no concept of microaggressions #or you're someone supporting these authors

[biboomerangboi]

Boss got me so mad I’m pacing in my office.

#you ever meet someone who has no idea what they are talking about but will man splain it to you anyway that’s him #don’t be a creative kids it means managers will tell you not to be creative even if your employed for that reason #imagine approving a documentary and then when you go to start the documentary you are told that’s not what your making #zee rambles #personal rant #delete later

[forsworned]

I’m gonna take a quick break to rant on here lmfao

Not even really a rant. I’m just kinda shocked that this dude from like almost a year ago now actually a literal year ago who randomly ghosted me and then tried to talk to me again several times. I even blocked him on social media and his number and now he just fucking requested me on LinkedIn??? Boy ain’t no way boy. He also looks like Soap so now I’m like hmmm and he’s navy. There was a reason why i blocked him though like he was so strange and honestly im so tempted to just see what he fucking wants but like boi why did you ghost me??? And then talk to me a week later like what daaaa hailllllll anyways that’s it

#rant rant rant #not a rant tbh #but whatever #anyways #just me rambling #zee rambles

[tearsasmascara]

DESI TWINS !!! omg omg wait do u have any dishes you enjoy like any sweets or anything??

STOP NOT THE SHOES omg childe and furiously dissing shoes (althought my shoe choices would make me the victim of childes wrath LMFAOOOO) ohmygod he would be mean no joke 😭😭😭 no matter what you do childes always gonna judge

awh nooo </33333 #givethemisbreaks2022 but seriously though i hope your work doesnt destroy your health TOO MUCH because like school has been like that but u got this 🫶🏻🫶🏻

OMG MBTI ok ok ok ok i’ve been trying to find what type i truly am but (i know the quizzes are inaccurate) i keep on getting INFP or INTP so its like INxP and i tried searching traits and im like a little of both of them but IDK all i know is that im much more introverted but who knows

shkshd YES I DO!! i love gulab jamun :pp my fav of all time HAHA i can’t think of anymore rn, what about you though?

dude my shoes have been through everything :::D because i do not tie my shoelaces ever so they’re beaten and battered shlsfhks my shoelaces are deteriorating. NO BC HES ALSO RHE TYPE OF BF TO TEASE YOU RELENTLESSLY like he wouldn’t call you like “loser” affectionately but it’s more like “omg look how short you are” shkdhd

aww thank you zeee 😭😭 i do hope i got this ‘:D

well i actually had the same crisis for a long time but i discovered in the end im an intp w infp qualities. like uh wait okay okay so difference between t and f is that thinkers value justice and logic and whenever they try to make a decision they hop to the fact and necessarily aren’t very biased. feelers more value their morals and beliefs and change depending on the situation to adjust for others. feelers are better empaths while thinkers are better advice givers i’d say.

#[bulletin board] #my followers seeing me go on a mbti rant again #[zee <3]

[zeezeepearl]

#zee zee rants #reblog if u vote? #expound your crazy stories in the tags