#zelda cpucs

[stellarartworks]

cpucs meme redraws: miscellaneous edition :)

#i drew the commentators one after posting the other commentator ones ‘:)) #stellar artworks #cpucs #skillshare kirby #zelda cpucs

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A post for a video edit I made of a previous quote. Tony art is from @laplaceaeiouspam

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #train #rosalina cpucs #tony cpucs #naomi cpucs #linus cpucs #zelda cpucs

[cpucsandtrains]

Other names?

I was thinking about Stellar’s Toy-Soldier, and started to wonder what other character’s joycon names would be. I’ve only thought of 3 myself, so feel free to add on with more!

Toy-Convict (Canon): Tony

Toy-Soldier (Credit to Stellar): Naomi

 Toy-Princess: Zelda

Toy-Knight: Link

Toy-Unnecessary: Dede

#cpucs #toycon cpucs #tony cpucs #naomi cpucs #zelda cpucs #link cpucs

[ultimatestellar]

Zelda: I relate to belle because she likes books and loves people for who they really are.

Ridley: I relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

#cpucs #alpharad #zelda cpucs #ridley cpucs #incorrect quotes

[pardnersstuff]

It's been a wild ride. I'm sad to see it go, but...

Had to happen eventually, right?

Rest in peace, you three. The world will know your talents.

#cpucs #cpucs tournament #alpharad #alpharad cpucs #super smash bros #ssbu #zelda #p. convict #audible link #skillshare kirby #panda global incineroar #blue incineroar #lucina #king dedede #vincent #Parsec Captain Falcon

[nilsford-prattle]

Cpucs random headcanons in a poor format (CRHCPF <3 )

Before some fights, every Vincent no matter what realm, will ✨dramatically✨ throw off their hat and coat

Toyconvict has a cardboard obsession- mostly uses it to make ungodly labo creations

Due to that- Tony is very crafty

“You wanna see me turn this pizza box into a robot?”

Since getting the captain falcon title+bodily upgrades- Tony unknowingly uses hot HOT water sometimes so the next time someone washes their hands after him they’re like “AAAA WHAT THE FUCK HOT-“

Angry self care friend Zelda:

“Have you had water yet?”

“Uh no?”

“THEN FUCKING-“ *tosses water bottle agressively*

Ever since the Tostinos Invitational, everyone’s been training in doubles just in case

Usual teams are: Skillshare Kirby and Audible Link (sponsorship swag), Incin and Ridley (two big boys!!), Zelda and Wii Fit (Harlow, you are the reason I headcanon those two as a team), Major and P.Con (third realm/student and teacher swag obviously), Lucina and Naomi (just two gal pals! With weapons!!), P.Con and Tony (just two convicts- what crimes under the law will they commit?), Rosa and Ken (lovebugs on the battle field 😳)

Teams that don’t happen often but made for interesting matchups: Major and Naomi (they REALLY didn’t want to fight in a team together, but did somewhat well despite the bickering!), Naomi and Zelda (help the girls are doing friendly fire against each other!!!)

Teams are sometimes completely random so yeah!

Naomi listens to the song Rät by Penelope Scott (I don’t remember if this song was already in the Naomi playlist by Stellar, so apologies if it is! The link to the playlist here!) EDIT IT WAS SO IM JUST GONNA USE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PROMOTE STELLAR AND THEIR PLAYLISTS GO LISTEN THEY REALLY SAID “ALL BANGERS” FOR EACH PLAYLIST

Since Tony now has the toycons under control, he can occasionally use them for power-ups! His eyes, of course, glow a slight red and blue uwu

Vincent wears glasses bc he fears putting in eye contacts

Dede and Tony lowkey share gay-related memes during Fighter’s Meetings, catch the two of them quietly lose their shit while someone is making an announcement. They will NOT admit to doing it if asked about it

Speaking of Fighter’s Meetings-

Someone always manages to bring a FULL cake, it’s always someone new and it’s gotten to the point where they’re like “Okay, who’s turn is it to bring the cake?” And they’ve got a list

Sometimes there’s a pre-fighter’s-meeting-baking-get-together at whoever’s house’s turn to make the cake

Vincent speaks French bc I’m projecting <3

Ness and Villager ‘steals’ juice boxes from the training room

Banjo and Kazooie appear out of no where, beat the top ranking fighter, and then is never seen again for a few months

Wii Fit owns a big van because she occasionally drives fighters home from training sessions (she used to have a pick up truck but traded it in for a van- she actually doesn’t mind having to drive everyone around)

Naomi and Tony are just like “IM AT THE PIZZA HIT AND TACO BELL- I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell :)”

Okay this was probably the most I’ve spoken about actual liscensed characters ever holy shit-

Feel free to add onto these headcanons! I left some parts blank bc my brain couldn’t think of anything else <3

#aeiou writes #cpucs #this is just absolute brain dump

[sayornis-gallus]

i need 2 distract myself from This at least a LITTLE bit so. have more cpucs headcanons lmao. please enjoy while i try not 2 have a panic attack </3

-parsec falcon HAS gone to jail before. He had so so many unpaid speeding tickets. He met Toyconvict there & they hit it off surprisingly well. They kinda drifted apart over time, but reconnected during the Vincent Saga. They lost contact again during the war, but probably would have reconnected after if. y’know. Parsec wasn’t deceased.

-Parsec Falcon was very much a rule breaker just. In general. He kinda had his own code of honor, & would not pay very good attention to basically any other ruleset. Not out of malice, he just. didn’t seem 2 always understand that actions have consequences.

-i kinda mentioned this in my last episode of rambling when i was talking about Dark Vince, but in general the Dark Realm fighters are just their Light Realm counterparts (if they have a counterpart) but completely unhinged. More than usual, i mean. No morals, less likely to care about Anyone Ever, they just kinda do whatever the fuck they want unless someone stronger (usually the commissioner) tells them not to. & even then, watch out. 

-most of the miscellaneous Dark Realmers speak 4 themselves, but 1 i want 2 talk about a lil more is Dark Samus bc i have Opinions abt them. Namely, that the Dark Samus that shows up early in the Vincent Saga is just the suit, with nothing inside it. Like how Samus & her suit ended up literally fighting each other in a post-endgame match? Like that. The “real” Dark Samus is calling the shots from somewhere back in the Dark Realm- she’s not as much of a frontline fighter as her counterpart is. The Dark Suit kinda has a personality of its own, but not much. Its mostly just no thoughts head empty i am already shooting you.

-naomi has done more damage to the dark realm than she- or any other Light Realmer, for that matter- is aware of. Who knew that one stolen gun could cause such a setback? No i will not elaborate on this. Yet. :)

-this bit isnt a solid headcanon YET bc i love Dark “gives no shits about anyone” Vince so so much, but. Hear me out. Dark Vince is secretly pining 4 Tony. this would not affect basically anything bc Dark Vince would very much bottle up his emotions abt it, but Just Think About It, ok?

-ok its Time 2 Get Sad. Tony saw what happened to Vincent. Firsthand. After losing his match to Matt, he snuck off to try and fight Vincent anyways despite being eliminated, bc Thats What He Does. His plan was to ambush Vincent as soon as his next match ended, so no one would have time 2 stop him from trying to fight Vincent for the millionth time. This plan, of course, hinged entirely on Vincent winning his next match. I think we all know what happened instead. Tony has not told anyone that this happened bc he ALSO bottles up his emotions very much. Get some therapy king <3

-Tony/Toyconvict wasn’t with the Dark Realm for long before Endgame, but during that time he got surprisingly close with Dark Vince & Blood Falcon. (or at least, he felt like they were close) It was almost like he was getting to spend time with his friends, without having to be actively fighting them. It wasn’t exactly the same, of course, but it was… kinda nice, not having to fight them in order to be around them. Of course, that all went away when Blood Falcon killed Parsec and Vincent on Dark Vince’s orders. 

-ok back 2 funny stuff now. plant holds wisdom beyond all mortal comprehension. No it will not share ANY of this wisdom with ANYONE. It could if it wanted to, but it simply Does Not Want To. This goes 4 all piranha plants across all canons, btw <3

-the Commissioner is not necessarily from the Dark Realm. Where is he from, then? Who the hell knows

-wii fit trainer has A brain cell sometimes. Just one. She & Zelda low-key consider each other rivals for the coveted position of The Smart One.

-no one in the CPUCS is cishet <3

#cpucs #harlow.txt #op

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Lucina, setting down a card: ace of spades

Zelda, pulling out an uno card: +4

Naomi, slamming a Pokémon card down on the table: JOLTEON I CHOOSE YOU!

New Girls Night Invitee, Robin: W-what the fuck are we playing?!???

#incorrect quotes #cpucs #stellar #lucina cpucs #zelda cpucs #naomi cpucs #naomi winters #agent naomi winters #robin cpucs

[incorrectcpucsquotes]

"If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded."

- Princess Zelda, probably.

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #stellar #zelda cpucs

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“If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly I would have zero dollars, lmao bitch you thought”

- Zelda, probably.

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #train #zelda cpucs #legend of zelda

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Kirby: [storms into the stadium]

Kirby: Ness is being absolutely ridiculous in the dining room.

Zelda: How is this different from him being totally ridiculous in the library or the weapons room or any of the other places he's usually ridiculous?

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #ness cpucs #kirby cpucs #zelda cpucs #magma #i genuinely feel like im missing tags #but fuck it the queue is non existent #source: the infernal devices #skillshare kirby

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Link: Zelda just made a group-chat titled "Zelda’s Surprise Birthday Party" and invited all of us, then left the chat.

Link: I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now, but mostly respect.

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #submission #link cpucs #audible link #zelda cpucs

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Naomi: *In deep thought*

Zelda: Hello, Naomi. What’s the matter?

Naomi: I’ve been thinking. If everyone was a snow person instead of human, then that would mean it would snow human bits and stuff when it does snow, right?

Zelda: Um... Yes?

Naomi: So would that mean the snowmen make humans, and then watch as we melt or get toppled over? Would they melt into water or blood?

Zelda: ...

[Later]

Zelda: *Sitting in silence*

Lucina: She’s been like that for an hour.

#source: gengar-sans? the incorrect smash bros blog? its unclear #cpucs #incorrect quotes #stellar #naomi cpucs #agent naomi winters #the agent cpucs #zelda cpucs #lucina cpucs

[incorrectcpucsquotes]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

The Commissioner: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Tony: ...I did. I broke it.

The Commissioner: No. No you didn't. Ridley?

Ridley: Don't look at me. Look at Incineroar.

PG Incin: What?! I didn't break it.

Ridley: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

PG Incin: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ridley: Suspicious.

PG Incin: No, it's not!

Link: If it matters, probably not, but Zelda was the last one to use it.

Zelda: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Link: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Zelda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Link!

Tony: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.

The Commissioner: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Link: well... Ridley's been awfully quiet.

Ridley: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

The Commissioner, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

The Commissioner: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

The Commissioner:

The Commissioner: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#source: the office i think?? i got this from that incorrect quotes generator #cpucs #incorrect quotes #stellar #the commissioner cpucs #commissioner cpucs #ridley cpucs #audible link #link cpucs #zelda cpucs #pg incineroar #tony cpucs

[incorrectcpucsquotes]

cpucs but its text posts

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #stellar #rosalina cpucs #skillshare kirby #kirby cpucs #zelda cpucs #major cpucs #major duncan #parsec falcon #parsec falcon cpucs

[incorrectcpucsquotes]

Zelda: hi, could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

PG Incin: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Zelda: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

PG Incin: I read boiling lemons covers up bad smells, and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots.

Zelda: Did you burn an orange too? How???

PG Incin: Microwave for 40 minutes

#source: tumblr #cpucs #incorrect quotes #submission #zelda cpucs #incineroar cpucs #pg incin cpucs #pg incineroar cpucs #pg incineroar #(tklghs - magma)