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As a derp question, consider Max and Zeph meeting FamiliarAU Dipper and Bill. How big of a disaster would Bill create (we know he’s the problem element here ;).
This begins with Bill detecting Max as a Useful Idiot and then sending him on an 'Adventure'.
Though several buildings were leveled in the process, there were thankfully no casualties.
#Max is smart in some ways#But 'easily manipulated' is definitely one of his flaws#His Adventurer's Luck cancels out most of the ill intentions#But it's for the best that Zeph and Dipper ran interference#Zeph slithered interference actually#Because he has no legs#answers#Not sure what to tag this with#MaxZeph#I guess?#Crossover with OCs?#I"m never writing this but it's very true
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Evan Plays The Elementalists: Chapter 3
Previous Chapter: Link
Sun magick and Air magick! First day of class, let’s see what we can do!
Title In!
So, is this eclipse on the title screen just a cool effect, or is it related to our Sun Magick somehow?
A third Attunement? And one of my elements is Air. Maybe I should’ve named myself Aang.
Okay, so there’s an element hierarchy of some kind.
Water-Atts can’t have an extra element? Poor Zeph.
Me: “Unreal.”
Does this mean I will get either Wood or Metal Att later?
“Rare and powerful. Two characteristics coveted by the wicked.” Okay, Professor Not-the-Sorting-Hat.
I’ve got an extra diamond choice from not using one last time, so sure, why not?
Me: “I’ll try to be quick!”
Will I get the chance to ask more than one of these questions?
Me: “What kind of magick is easier for me?”
...So Fire, and Air of course. Got it.
Okay good, I can ask all the questions!
Me: “How rare is Sun Attunement?”
Sounds like I was right about getting a mid-tier element at some point.
Me: “What kind of magick will I be weak at?”
Water and Metal, okay. Wonder what happens if you’re both Sun and Water? Does it cancel itself out and you’re just average at everything?
Me: (fourth question, I accidentally clicked too fast so idk what it was)
Wow, this description of Sun-Att sounds familiar. This MC is 500% me.
Me: “How do I study my Attunement?”
“...or create an endless summer?” TOO SOON, PB. STILL TOO SOON.
“All summers must end.” BRB, crying.
“Remember not to isolate yourself.” Yep, MC is me.
Me: “Are there any ‘evil’ Attunements?”
Wondering if there’s like, a Shadow Attunement or something.
So no Dark Side of the Force or Slytherin House here. Good to know.
Hi, Griffin! I missed you!
Still disappointed that Zeph isn’t an Air-Att. Come on, his name would’ve been perfect for it!
Me: “Who’s ready for class?”
“Shouldn’t we use this time to study or something?” Phil is me.
Oh hi, Mechataur! Haven’t seen you in a long time. Guess you found a day job.
Me: “Her friends!”
I LOVE YOU, SHREYA.
Me: Gray one.
I mean, it matches the potion I picked before, so...
LOL Zeph. You lead those shadow puppets!
So Snaps is basically Truth or Dare meets Rock-Paper-Scissors? Sounds fun.
Me: What Attunement would you want if you could pick?
I would pay money to see Water-Atts trying to light a fire. Sounds hilarious.
Is Aster a Wood-Att then? That would make sense.
Me: Stay here with Zeph.
Want to save my second diamond choice.
...Aww, I don’t get to see me and Zeph do more lanterns?
Oh hi, Wizard Aleister.
Me: “Is innate.”
Yep, I remember that.
Alright, let’s do this!
Close my eyes.
Fire.
...Derp. Whoops. Let’s try again.
Wood.
That’s better.
Fire.
Air.
I can control the flame by whistling? I AM YONDU.
Perfect score! Guess my little derp moment didn’t ruin things too much.
OH SCREW YOU, WIZARD ALEISTER.
Me: It’s all my fault.
It’s the truth.
Well... crap.
Final Thoughts: We’ve got our first spell, and I still have a spare diamond choice left! Hope I haven’t missed anything important with those. Wonder what the dean will do to us...
#evan plays choices#evan plays the elementalists#liveblog#choices the elementalists#shreya mistry#griffin langley#beckett harrington#this mc is 500% me#screw you wizard aleister
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“He looks dangerous.. Why do I like that?” - A tentative 6 out of 10 from Maril but please keep in mind I think I’ve only run past Zeph once in game or so. Maril is also a huge derp.
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Chilling out
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Evan Plays The Elementalists: Chapter 6
Previous Liveblog: Link
Are we gonna play Thief today? I hope so!
Title In!
“Ill Omens?” At first I read it as “[Roman numeral 3] Omens” and got really confused
Aster... please be ok! What’s going on?
“Branching?”
MC: “Branching?” MC, why are you me?
This is actually a cool concept! Kinda like a tree Internet?
Me: “This ‘branching...’ It looks like it hurts you.”
I highly doubt Aster is using dark magick.
Wood nymph magick sounds really interesting actually! I like this idea!
Aww, Aster is so cute!
I sense a diamond scene?
Yep, freakin’ called it.
Me: “Aster, that’s so thoughtful. I want to know more!”
I really like Aster, but also I think there might be a clue in this scene?
Okay, the dark-eyes thing is a little creepy.
Oh yay, she’s back to normal.
“Blood?” As in... “Blood-Attuned?”
“Fragment.” Yeah I got nothing for that one.
And Phil even mentions the eyes. He is so me.
Me: “So, about this branching thing... How strong is your ability?”
I’m curious!
Modest trees? Weird yet strangely cute.
I hope this “cultural exchange program” means Aster will become a student! That would be so awesome!!
Me: “Aster... Can you tell me about wood nymph magick?”
I was just thinking about this a few choices ago!
Aster the yoga instructor. I can see that.
Me: “Aster... Please teach me a wood nymph spell!”
I doubt she’d approve of my fire spell.
“How positively taboo! I would be honored to.” Love her!
“Wanna spread those pretty petals of yours and photosynthesize?” Phil, that sounds like a bad pick-up line. Stop that.
I turned it into a different species? WAT.
Is she talking about Griffin?
Yep!
Me: “Honestly... You’d be lucky to have me.”
Gotta show off that confidence.
Air magick! Well, good thing I’m an Air-Att then!
Grey Wind, I choose you!
The Arylu is ADORABLE btw.
...I don’t really want to use the marble here, I have the feeling it just makes the timed choices easier? At least that’s the impression I’m getting?
Me: “I’m going to... Save it for later.”
Alright, let’s do this! LEEEEROY JEEEENKINS!
A meadow? Uh...
Me: “Get Grey Wind’s help!”
I doubt those other options would help.
Nice!
...Ok, a dungeon now. Stealth mode activated!
Me: “Tiptoe.”
Boom.
Forest time!
Wizard duel, go!
Me: “Set her jersey on fire.”
There wasn’t an obvious “correct” option but I have a Fire spell, so...
...Derp, that was dumb.
Ahh! Dreamguy!
Wait, if that was just part of tryouts, then how the hell did Dreamguy get in?
Yeah, something tells me I didn’t make it.
Never mind! Guess my screw-up didn’t hurt too much!
Aww, Zeph... :(
(This background is gorgeous btw.)
Me: “Zeph... My spot should be yours...”
I feel like I only got onto the team because I’m the MC.
Why did I spend my diamond choice already? :(
Me: “I need to... Give Zeph some space.”
Sorry, Zeph...
Shreya! Hi! I love you!
Me: “I think I need to look for answers.”
“Wait, do they have that here?” I adore this MC. Even if they are kind of a derp.
Me: “Shreya, you’re beautiful when you’re being super confident.”
In all seriousness, I really do find confidence incredibly attractive.
“Oh, stop. And by stop, I mean keep going.” Love ya Shreya!
I really want a Shreya scene... hope this isn’t a diamond choice! There’s usually only two per chapter, right?
Aww :(
Me: “A picnic with you? Maybe some other time.”
It’s not you, it’s my wallet!
Shadow monster. Well, shit.
Hit it with Sun magick again, Phil! Come on, we’ve been through this before...
Me: “Use the Round Up spell!”
Derp, that was a misclick. I meant to use the Fire one!
...Oh, well, it worked anyway?
Never mind.
Well, thank God for Professor Swan!
So does she know something? I think so!
Final Thoughts: I really, REALLY wanted to do the picnic with Shreya! The Aster scene was great too but idk if that counted as a clue or not? I’m still not sure what’s going on with Dreamguy and the shadow monsters... hopefully next chapter! (As soon as I replenish my diamonds, anyway!)
#evan plays the elementalists#evan plays choices#liveblog#choices the elementalists#aster#shreya mistry#griffin langley#professor swan#what the hell is happening#idk
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Dark day, dark outfit
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wow
i got home from school and i was like "wow im gonna be so productive and im actually gonna write something today and its gonna be good"
no ive been sleeping
all evening
like
waking up every 2 hours and then rolling over and going back to sleep
i want to go back to sleep now even though i was told to get up and eat something
i just wanna sleep all the time
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ah shit i forgot to charge my ipod and idk where my headphones are please shoot me today is gonna suck because i wont even be able to talk to anybody all day
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i wanna go back to sleep but i cant
not today
my bus is running on time
and its my last day before i have to get my wisdom teeth out
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i went downstairs to talk to my mom and she just made fun of me for being a big baby and told me it was fine if i swore and then dared me to say "fuck"
i couldnt do it
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I JUST SWORE IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER
I SAID `FUCK` IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER
OH NO IM CRYING I DONT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY MOM AND NOW IM CRYING HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT IM SO STUPID PLEASE HELP
#I CANT STOP CRYING BECAUSE I SAID FUCK INF RONT OF MY MOM#ZEPH IS A BIG BABY: THE BLOG#zeph is a derp
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my bus got cancelled
oh my god can i just scream in joy
i so didnt wanna go to school today and now i cant!!!
but wow i kind of walked all the way to my bus stop and
wow
its really fucking weird to walk somewhere in this neighborhood and not see a single person
like nobody was outside and no lights were on and it was w e i r d
also its not even THAT cold out for it to be this snowy like im not cold at all after being outside in it
w e i r d
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sorry im gonna be quiet and go to school now
im tired and i wanna write and also im a big baby so im gonna get going
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sighs
im super tempted to take my laptop to school
just so i can like
yknow
fucking write something
im in a serious writing mood today and i have to go to school thats not fair can i pretend to be sick
no i cant because i have most of the week off next week
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fuck i wanna go back to sleep
when dont i wanna go back to sleep
no but there is not a single part of me that wants to get out of bed and drag my ass around a school all day and learn shit
english is boring and trigonometry is really hard and my afternoons are just sort of boring and then after im done with my classes i have to wait half an hour for my stupid bus
it wouldnt even be that bad but waiting for the bus kills me every time
i wanna go back to sleep
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