#zephyr shitposts

[snakefaerie]

#zephyr shitposts #sabaton #joakim brodén #SORRY IM GIGGLING ALSO HIS THIGHS AND #NDHEJDBXSKFNXNS

[pomegranate-graveyard]

when youre on the beach layout and your spouse has already watered the crops

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv fanart #sdv alex #sdv farmer #sdv art #shitpost art #farmer zephyr #stardew valley alex #stardew alex #stardew fanart

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

I've posted this image of Nightbeat several times, but I'm gonna repost it to give context to the cursed doodle:

From this image my buddy @slug-gore-bug and I developed our beautiful running gag/crack headcanon that Nightbeat just licks random objects in order to "investigate" them.

Then, while I was screenshotting every single head/face from MTMTE (yes this an actual project of mine) I noticed that Quark's head is his microscope lens-

-meaning that if it rained, water would collect in the top of his head, and that concept was just very amusing to me.

So, combined with the previous mention of the Nightbeat-licking-various-objects saga, this came about:

he's sippin' energon out of quark's head

#transformers #transformers idw #transformers mtmte #transformers art #transformers nightbeat #transformers quark #shitpost #absolute nonsense #zephyr is very insane #please enjoy his steady descent into madness #zefposting

[dittobooty]

I am about to make shitposts about some of my favorite villains from the One Piece films I've seen so far (so before you guys start asking where's Baron Omatsuri, I haven't seen that film yet I know that it's good I'm waiting to watch it with one of my friends closer to halloween time). It's probably gonna be a lot of memes so I'm gonna make separate posts and link them all here when I'm done.

Film Gold

One Piece Stampede

Film Red

#film z #strong world #film gold #one piece stampede #film red #one piece #one piece memes #gild tesoro #douglas bullet #uta #black fist zephyr #shiki the golden lion #shitpost #one piece characters as textposts

[julescarstairs]

You guys haven’t met the TWIPAL love interests yet (I promise I’ll be introducing them soon) but if anyone is going to be subject to the one bed trope, it’s going to be Zepheanor. I can feel it in my bones. Just Eleanor Blackthorn-Carstairs and her silly little faerie Gatekeeper who can’t name or explain why she captivates him so much, but embraces the feeling wholeheartedly anyway.

(@tsc-reader you with me on this one? 🥹😭💗 I feel like they own this trope and it hasn’t even happened yet)

#officially at the point of my life where I’m shitposting about our TSC fanfic at 2am #I’m just smitten over this silly little slowburn 🤭💗 #the faerie guy’s name is Zephyr btw #Zephyr #The River Gatekeeper #Eleanor Blackthorn-Carstairs #Blackstairs #fanfiction #the shadowhunter chronicles fanfiction #the shadowhunter chronicles #TSC fanfic #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #the wicked powers #the dark artifices #TSC next gen #twipal #that which is precious and lost

[beebooca]

Zephune be like:

my silly little babies…

#httyd #httyd oc #how to train your dragon #my art #httyd rtte #httyd thw #original character #httyd 2 #httyd zephyr #zephyr haddock #shitpost #meme drawing #meme redraw #autism x adhd

[averagepsychouser]

Zephyr when she eats the food her husband cooked right after they argued about his mom (there’s abraxo detergent in it)

#fallout new vegas #fallout nv #courier six #caesar’s legion #obligatory legion tag #fallout shitposting #shitposting #shitpost #sketch #fallout art #fallout ocs #fallout oc #courier zephyr

[qfzeeph]

tf they doin' back there? (ref'd from a meme I saw on pinterest)

#oc x canon #oc #original character #oc x canon shipping #cheregami #byakuya togami #yes that's him back there #doodle #shitpost art #chere altridge #zephyr alphyrratz #zephyr's the thirdwheel lmao

[kartyr]

So here’s some Warframe thoughts:

Warframe 1999 is a horror story about what happened when the wheels on the bus DIDN’T go round and round

Warframe $19.99 (it’s on sale)

Doorframe (you play as a minecraft door)

Snoreframe (you play as Revenant but you wear a nightcap and gown)

Goreframe (uhhhh…. Garuda?)

Soarframe (you play flappy bird as zephyr)

#warframe #warframe revenant #warframe garuda #warframe zephyr #minecraft #Minecraft doors #warframe shitpost

[cosmos-chaos-coffee]

This is an old drawing I made for my friend @timewriter on discord

The little guy is Louis belongs to time writer

the big guy is called zephyr and belongs to me

It’s based off of the video little baby man.

#g/t #g/t g/t community g/t sfw g/t fluff #g/t ocs #zephyr #Louis #g/t shitpost #g/t community #g/t art

[honorary-fool]

why sleep when you can (looking at scribbled note on hand) work on a pseudo-shitpost

#i dont have motivation to work on venti rn #its 11pm rn #and im working on a shitpost drawing for a submission with my lil wisp doll Zephyr and the glowiest glowing eyes and a fucking hoodie #...oddly nice change of pace bc i think it's mostly i dont wanna do the sketch part #theres no sketch past thumbnail + blobby shapes an' it's nice #yippee #og posts #rambles to the void

[snakefaerie]

yo guys look at this edit i did months ago

#sabaton #joakim brodén #zephyr shitposts

[darkwater-reservoir]

I think tucker and nat should go ghost hunting

#the sun vanished #thesunvanished #tsv #tucker #nat #i dont know how bereal works nor do i have an account on the platform but i saw a shitpost awhile ago for stranger things using the bereal #format so. i made this lol #the background doesn't look great but it is what it is. tucker is in his room in the hospital if it wasn't clear and nat is taking the #photo via a crack in the door hense the massive black bar to the left #also the 2 pfps at the bottom are 2 of my tsv oc's! their names are zephyr (left) and issac (right) and they live rent free in my head

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Part the second one to my collection of silly tiny faces in MTMTE, inspired by @tiny-tf-faces's blog of beautiful derpy screenshots of background faces :D

Pictures under the cut because there's a lot :)

Fulcrum is not impressed.

Half of Perceptor's face; Lockdown's knee was in the way :(

Surprised Whirl. (this one might actually be from Spotlight: Trailbreaker now that I think about it)

Swerve bein' a cutiepie <3

Dead guy from Chromedome's recollection of Orion Pax fighting crime.

Swerve cheering from Spotlight: Trailbreaker.

Swerve eatin' energon goodies I believe during Rewind's storytime.

Skids doing a think on one of the covers.

A Chromedome viewed from a distance.

Another Domey.

Tyrest and his stupid crown head.

Fulcrum, probably protesting one of the other Scavs' stupid ideas.

Surprised Trailbreaker from Spotlight: Trailbreaker. You may notice that's the only Spotlight I have faces from, which is because Trailbreaker is wonderful and underrated even canonically and he deserved love and attention >:(

Blaster yelling at Pipes. (pictures taken seconds before disaster ;-;)

More of Fulcrum and his powerful chin.

Vaguely cursed-looking Pipes.

Very awkward Cyclonus.

Black Shadow welcomes the sweet release of death. Still a woefully underused king. Rest with the Afterspark, you awful, awful man. *wipes a tear*

STEVE

More Swerve! :D

Gotta be my favorite picture of Flywheels ever. Silly screamin' man. :D

Rung is so small here he's been reduced to just his glasses.

The chin, you guys. We can never escape Fulcrum's chin.

Damus lookin' silly and cute.

Swerve scratching his head.

This installment of Fort Max being uncomfortable in social situations is brought to you by Spotlight: Trailbreaker.

Tiny Chromedome. (not chromebook, despite what my fingers insist they want to type)

Flywheels again.

Another Swerve. I have so many Swerves.

Whirl trying to escape from being hugged by Chromedome.

Once again, my friends, we have reached our image limit. I still have faces though. >:)

#transformers #transformers idw #transformers mtmte #zefposting #shitpost #comic captures #silly tiny faces #give teebs love and respect because he deserves it #oh look zephyr's simping for black shadow again #listen i've never claimed to have good taste in men

[wiingdings]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Aaaa thank you so much for the tag, @emelkae !

Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.

This was super fun and surprisingly a lot of them were really in character. I picked the ones that had the most Crew vibes.

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Daryll: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I���ll wait. Mika: You and me! Daryll: *tearing up* Ok.

Rain: You think you're smarter than everyone else. Daryll: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

Zephyr: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Katelyn: Please, just say fuck.

Laurence: Dammit, you ruin everything! Mythril: You're welcome.

Zephyr, admiring a sleeping Katelyn: You’re so cute. Katelyn, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Zephyr, lovingly: I know.

Mythril: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Daryll: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Mika: I got distracted halfway through. Rain: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Katelyn: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Laurence: Navy blue isn't your color. Katelyn: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Laurence*

Zephyr: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

Rain: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… Daryll: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Rain: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… Laurence: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Laurence: What time is it? Katelyn: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out Katelyn: *BLASTS the saxaphone* Zephyr: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING Katelyn: It’s 2 am

Zephyr, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Mika: Hey. Katelyn: Hi. Laurence: Hello. Mythril: Hey! Zephyr: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Rain: We were out of Doritos.

Laurence, to Rain: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Katelyn: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. Rain: What? Katelyn: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

#aevolin amulet #writeblr #writing #wip:amulet #the crew #rain clearpath #daryll wolfmantle #katelyn trekker #zephyr quillthroat #laurence wolfmantle iii #mika the werewolf #mythril the dragon #shitpost #ocs #original character

[crowpocrypha]

This is my cat on my bedroom camera.

Hello, Zephyr. What are you doing?

#shitpost #cat #zephyr amadeus #zephyr #my cat #hes an entity