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inc0rrectmythsa day ago
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饾棗饾椂饾椉饾椈饾槅饾榾饾槀饾榾: I have done a lot of dumb stuff..
饾棓饾椊饾椉饾椆饾椆饾椉: I have witnessed the dumb stuff..
饾棓饾椏饾棽饾榾: I joined in on the dumb stuff..
饾棓饾椏饾榿饾棽饾椇饾椂饾榾: I recorded the dumb stuff..
饾棓饾榿饾椀饾棽饾椈饾棶: I TRIED TO STOP Y'ALL FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
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greekschist2 days ago
Zeus, looking at a milk carton: Don't you think that looks like a factory? Like that right there is a chimney?
Hades: That's supposed to be a cow.
Zeus: Okay, but isn't art meant to be interpreted?
Hades: Yeah, but you're doing it wrong.
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allaboutringsa day ago
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14k Gold Diamond Zeus Conversion Ring
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princessofopus2 days ago
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Zeus:聽Of course I care about all of you equally!
Ares:聽We were attacked while you were away.
Zeus:聽Is Athena okay???
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insomniasmusea day ago
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This sounds like Dionysus just going feral, and Zeus stepping in at the end to help.
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endspire10 months ago
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I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die聽馃
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bloodwrita year ago
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In the name of Hades, I accept this Mantle!聽
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inc0rrectmythsa day ago
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饾棴饾棽饾槀饾榾: Happy earth day grandma! Look at how the mortals cared for us and warmed the whole planet! They call it global warming. How sweet!
饾棜饾棶饾椂饾棶: *twitching, holding Demeter and Hestia's hands for support*
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admitdefeat7 months ago
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SERGI CONSTANCE as ZEUS Zack Snyder鈥檚 JUSTICE LEAGUE (2021)
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mythologymadness3 months ago
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GREEK GODS AS ANIMATED TEXTS :D
low effort Olympian memes :)
ZEUS
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POSEIDON
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HADES
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HERA
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DEMETER
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HESTIA
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APOLLO
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ARTEMIS
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ATHENA
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HEPHAESTUS
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ARES
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APHRODITE
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DIONYSUS
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HERMES
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mcsiggy7 months ago
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Nothing like owning Zeus by saying his most disliked brother is the better father and husband than him 100% of the time.
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dorimei3 months ago
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do you ever think about how all of percy鈥檚 demigod cousins absolutely do not exist on paper other than thalia and jason? like. hazel and nico are from the past, thalia was a tree, and jason was raised by wolves. that鈥檚 not even counting the fact that percy was wanted nationwide for murder and terrorism. how do they go anywhere.聽
but imagine if they got arrested聽
it would probably go somewhat like this聽
officer: so you actually don't have any paperwork so i'm just wondering if i can get in contact with one of your parents?聽
nico: literally fuck off聽
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officer: it says here that you were wanted nationwide for murder and terrorism, and then you were released from those charges, could you tell me how you got released from them?聽
percy: yes i murdered the judge聽
officer: you what聽
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officer: so we took your prints and they match perfectly to one of the missing children that beryl grace had聽
thalia: i burnt off my fingerprints please tell me how you got my prints聽
officer: no you didn't i have your prints right here聽
thalia: those aren't my fingerprints聽
officer: what
the fucking cops finding out that two of the people they have in custody don't exist, two of them are missing children of a dead movie star, and one of them was wanted for murder and terrorism and was a nationwide criminal
the dude would really go to his superior like聽鈥渙k so we have 5 kids here鈥 and the least confusing one was wanted for murder and terrorism but somehow got released from those charges鈥? anyways 2 don鈥檛 exist. we ran their prints, there is literally no evidence of them existing, no school papers, government ID, dental鈥 absolutely nothing. the other 2 we think are the two missing children of a movie star, we have records for the girl as late as age 7 and the boy nothing past age 3鈥.鈥
the dude interrogating them would get so tired so fast聽
officer: is it possible that i could get in contact with one of your parents?聽
percy: no聽
officer, tired of questioning these kids: okay.
jason鈥檚 probably trying to do damage control and he is. failing to say the least
percy聽and hazel cussing out the cop: you motherfucker come back here so we can beat your fucking ass-聽
jason: guys please. please stop. why.
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officer: I need an actual number if you want a lawyer聽聽
nico: fuck off聽
jason: nico please stop swearing at the cops聽
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thalia: no you can鈥檛 prove those are mine, they could be fake聽
jason: thalia, please stop trying to convince the cop that you don鈥檛 have fingerprints聽
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jason: percy, percy please. please stop telling the cop about the judge you killed. you didn鈥檛 kill any judges聽
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hazel: wanna know where you can shove your damn notepad? right up your a-聽
jason: hazel you were suppose to help me not join them please hazel
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officer: what happened to your first stepfather? because it says here that he just disappeared-聽聽
percy, popping bubblegum: i killed him聽
officer: what聽
percy: you heard me
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hades would send ms dodds to play lawyer again and then her and percy would really have an interaction like this
ms. dodds: i've murdered a judge before what's stopping me from killing this one聽
percy: haha same聽
ms. dodds: what聽
nico: don't look at him. don't kill the judge, my dad doesn't want to deal with the paperwork
and that鈥檚 not even counting what they have to tell the gods聽
zeus: sorry, you what?聽
thalia: okay so basically, nico kept telling the officer to fuck off and he asked for a lawyer multiple times but when the officer called the number nico gave him it wasn't a lawyer, it was a line that conner and travis set up that goes, "haha i fucked your mom" and needless to say the cop did not like that. and then percy convinced the cop that to get out of the murder and terrorism charges he murdered a judge and honestly i'm not sure if he's telling the truth or not but the cop also did not like that.聽
zeus, massaging his temples: okay. and what did you do?聽
thalia: i convinced the cop that i had burnt my fingerprints off and we had a 30 minute argument about whether those prints on the paper were mine or not.
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