#zhen hun incorrect quotes

[incorrectbldrama]

Yunlan: Hey baby, what you got there?

Shen wei: a knife.

Yunlan: to make us dinner?

Shen wei: *poorly hiding his injury and his pale complexion*

Yunlan: to make us dinner, right? ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

#bl incorrect quotes #weilan #zhen hun #danmei incorrect quotes #zhao yunlan #gaurdian #shen wei

[elvencantation]

Ye Zun: don’t hate me cause i’m pretty

Ye Zun: hate me because i’m generally a bad person

#source: tumblr: firefox-official #ye zun #incorrect guardian quotes #incorrect zhen hun quotes #guardian #zhen hun #guardian crack #my incorrect quotes #dont remember what my tags for these are #incorrect zhen hun

[fangirlingintothevoid]

Da Qing: Hey chief zhao, what color are Professor Shen’s eyes?

ZYL: Hazel brown, with specks of light gold around the iris when the light hits just right

Da Qing: When did he last smile?

ZYL: 2.34pm just now.

Da Qing: Right… and when’s my birthday?

ZYL:

Da Qing: When’s my birthday, Chief?

#guardian #zhao yunlan #shen wei #zhen hun #weilan #incorrect quotes #source: incorrectrsr on X

[phoenixkaptain]

God I miss novel WeiLan.

Novel Shen Wei: “I want to literally eat you whole so that I have you with me for the rest of eternity. I couldn’t bear to be apart from you so I’ve stalked you for hundreds of years and I have a locked room full of pictures of you from all your past lives. I only started working closely with this part of the police because you became the chief. I can and have killed for you and I have broken so many rules, but since I’ve decided that I’m the ultimate power, I’ve also decided the rules don’t apply to me and so I will continue to break those rules.”

Novel Yunlan: “So, you do like the curtains?”

#weilan #zhao yunlan #shen wei #guardian #guardian zhen hun #incorrect quotes #the inane ramblings of a madman #they are translating guardian!!! #i am!!! so!!! excitement!!! #can’t wait #to read shen wei’s terrible human impression #he tries? #humans definitely act like that 10/10 acting shen wei #humans def get so drunk #they try to eat their buddies #only to unposess their own bodies #common occurrence we’ve all been there #fuckin love novel shen wei #the most unhinged man

[p-inkgangstaring]

zhao yunlan: lao chu, guo seems totally clueless so i'll help you

chu shuzhi: i don't accept advices from someone who deliberately falls asleep on his crush's couch to let him watch while he's sleeping

zhao yunlan: shut the fuck up.

#zhen hun incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #zhen hun #镇魂 guardian #guardian #zhao yunlan #chu shuzhi #guo changcheng #weilan #chuguo #zhao probably would give love advices #chu would ignore them #and being the tsundere he is #dumbasses

[maikhiwi00]

GUARDIAN (2018) — episode 12

#cdramanet #priestnet #guardianedit #镇魂 #guardian #zhen hun #镇魂 guardian #weilan #zhao yunlan #shen wei #bai yu #zhu yilong #cdramaedit #cdrama #zhenhunedit #mai gifs #mine: zh #incorrect quotes #source: hannibal #god i'm so sorry for this it's 3am

[incorrect-web-novels]

I’m atheist, but when God sends me to Hell, I want Him to hesitate.

Zhao Yunlan

(suggested by @lacommunarde)

#source: Technoblade #zhao yunlan #zyl #Guardian #requiem of souls #zhen hun #鎮魂 #镇魂 #Priest #priest novels #guardian by priest #requiem of souls by priest #zhen hun by priest #鎮魂 by priest #镇魂 by priest #incorrect quotes #incorrect guardian quotes #incorrect requiem of souls quotes #incorrect zhen hun quotes #incorrect 鎮魂 quotes #incorrect 镇魂 quotes #suggestion #lacommunarde #incorrect priest novels #incorrect priest novel quotes

[number-4-bright-avenue]

Can’t believe there aren’t more incorrect Guardian/Zhen Hun quotes posts, these characters are Perfect for them

#the few I’ve seen have been Golden #all these characters are simultaneously powerful badasses and Idiots #it’s the perfect combination really

[incorrectbldrama]

Another set of posts cause my brain is rotting.

#镇魂 guardian #bl incorrect quotes #zhen hun #shen wei #zhao yunlan #chu shuzhi #guo changcheng #WeiLan #chuguo

[incorrectbldrama]

#bl incorrect quotes #gaurdian #zhen hun #weilan #danmei incorrect quotes

[incorrectbldrama]

Shen wei: *after Yunlan risks his life for nth time despite his warnings* you are pretty fucking annoying you know.

Yunlan: *sucking the lollipop harder* you think I am pretty 😏

#weilan #zhen hun #danmei incorrect quotes #gaurdian #zhao yunlan #shen wei #bl incorrect quotes

[incorrectbldrama]

Yunlan: I have very high standards

Shen wei: *walks in on at least 10 weirdly suspicious cases*

Yunlan: I want that one.

Daqing: too high boss.

#bl incorrect quotes #weilan #zhen hun #danmei incorrect quotes #gaurdian #zhao yunlan #shen wei

[incorrectbldrama]

Yunlan: Is there anything our great Cloaked Envoy cannot do?

Shen Wei: gather my wits and ask you out.

Yunlan: what?

Shen wei: what?

#bl incorrect quotes #weilan #zhen hun #danmei incorrect quotes #gaurdian #zhao yunlan #shen wei

[incorrectbldrama]

Shen wei: the food is hot be careful.

Yunlan: you are hot and I have no problem eating you.

Shen wei: *blushes*

Yunlan: *winks*

Da Qing: ONE DINNER, I JUST WANT ONE DINNER IN PEACE!

#bl incorrect quotes #weilan #zhen hun #danmei incorrect quotes #gaurdian #zhao yunlan #shen wei #da qing

[incorrectbldrama]

Gaurdian re-watch got me feeling a lot of things.

#gaurdian #zhen hun #weilan #bl incorrect quotes #danmei #danmei incorrect quotes #zhao yunlan

[incorrectbldrama]

Yunlan: Am i annoying you?

Shen wei: I have a high tolerance.

#weilan #bl incorrect quotes #zhen hun #danmei incorrect quotes #gaurdian #zhao yunlan #shen wei