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incorrecthoroscopes · 2 years

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geminiwierdo · 14 days

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throatgina-sausage · 2 years

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The Zodiacs as Cursed Images

Water edition

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jupiterinmars · 9 months

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Reflection.

Virgo: Isn't it weird how we pay to see other people?

Scorpio: What do you mean? Dating, going out with friends, or prostitution?

Virgo: Glasses.

Scorpio: Oh…

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tatersgonnatate · 1 year

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#okay but i did laugh #funny #lol #meme #memes #zodiac #astrology #astrology memes #astrology humor #zodiac humor #comedy #mellinial humor #actually about me though

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thepagansun · 6 months

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Hey just a random zodiac question:

If Aries, Scorpio and Leo were put into a fight, who would be most likely to win?

Well...I'm a bit biased (being a Leo) and I do think Leo is the physically strongest of the three and even of the entire Zodiac (or ties with Taurus) but I'll try to be fair:

I think Leo, being a fixed masculine fire sign ruled by the Sun and symbolized by a lion would win in a contest of raw physical strength and endurance. He'd probably be best at winning a traditional fight by overpowering or outlasting his opponents.

Aries being a cardinal masculine fire sign ruled by Mars symbolized by a ram would probably win a physical fight when it comes to tactics (he rules the head and brain) and speed. He'd probably be the best at thinking at a moment's notice.

Scorpio being a fixed feminine water sign ruled by Mars and to a lesser extent Pluto and symbolized by a scorpion would probably win a physical fight if it comes down to strategy (long-term planning), subterfuge and surprise attacks. She'd probably be able to use her surroundings to her advantage the best.

I mean, in terms of actual people, I do think any sign in real life is obviously capable of winning but in terms of the essence of the signs themselves...this is how I imagine it.

I hope this helps! 😁♌️♈️♏️

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archers-and-arrows · 1 year

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The signs as a kind of water:

Aquarius: tap water

Pisces: pool water from 2 summers ago

Aries: fire hydrant water

Taurus: dried up water

Gemini: bong water

Sagittarius: water in a tub..post-bath