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hotdogdynamitezzz · 1 year

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Spicy Astro Observations 18+

This is really just a filler post for my december schedule because the content I've promised has taken so long to write on and off between my finals. I'd like to thank college for these notes, enjoy ig 💘

🌶 Libra Mars are actually quite dominant in bed, it’s so unexpected but I think they’re so good with dirty talk they just naturally know how to control a situation. Degrading others in bed oddly turns them on? for such a sweet sign I think they let their crazy and angry side loose in the bedroom as they always appear sweet and professional in every other space. Very much so lady in the streets freak in the sheets if you will.

💘 A Libra venus will want princess treatment in bed tho, they are the ones wanting to be taken care of and pleased 10000% they also wear the best lingerie hands down. You say one out of pocket thing and they are gone yall, although they like to be experimental! So switch it up.

🌶 Leo mars can sometimes be too controlling or demanding in bed, same with the moon in 8th house men I’ve noticed. In general, sex is lowkey overhyped with fixed-sign men because a lot of them just tell you what to do and order you around, which could be your vibe if you’re hella sub. But if you’re a dom the fixed sign men I’d go for are Scorpio venus & Aquarius moons. They like to be dominated from what I’ve noticed and are open to experimenting.

💘 Those who want to be treated like a princess and praised are libra + leo placements. Basically they have a praise kink lmao.

🌶 Uranus aspecting the ascendant or 7th house in any way usually is an indicator the individual is more open to polyamorous relationships or experimentation from what I’ve seen. it doesn’t always have to be uranus aspecting venus or mars but because the Ascendant - Descendant axis represents our perspective of the world and how others view us, I have noticed they are more open to the lgtbq+ community.

💘 Neptune in the 5th house people are definitely subs from what I’ve seen, they like to be taken care of and edged on until they cry LMFAO but they prefer some element of fantasy and a lot of foreplay to really engage them and turn them on or else it’s just not happening. You need to take them to another realm babes. Also highkey squirters

🌶 Venus/Moon aspecting Neptune in a 0 - 4° orb is also kinda known for squirting.

💘 Venus square Jupiter people and their sex drive is..scary 💀 Honestly they struggle to control their sex drive, these mf’s cannot go a week without sex it’s too hard for them. They find desire and indulge in it a lot, they also love sensual activities and games in bed. Usually there’s an element of power play involved and don’t forget to body worship them lmaoo. I actually see the individuals prefer being doms as well.

🌶 Aries venus men ARE NOT DOMS TBH it shocked me because Aries is the most masculine sign, but venus in a mans chart represents what they look for in women, what will turn them on and such. Therefore, they tend to favour bolder and more dominant women who make the first moves. I've heard a lot of them talking about how their DREAM is to get pushed against a locker by a hot girl and she makes out with them😭💀 - thanks college gossip.

💘 Scorpio & Capricorn mars is all about that BDSM sorry not sorry...same goes for Mars square Uranus which is funny, they like to fight their way to freedom ig lol? Also include Saturn - Mars as Saturn rules over chains & bondage.

^ most likely Capricorn mars likes to be tied up while Scorpio mars likes to be the one in control and tying the person up.

🌶 We know the mercurial signs are great at oral, but PISCES AND SCORPIOS compete for the oral queens and kings title too omg. Scorpio rules the genitals while pisces rules over liquids so...you can see how this plays out HAHA. Pisces can also just drive you over the edge easily? scorpio likes to drag it out while pisces prefers to deliver a fantasy.

💘 Virgo venus people are NOT as innocent as they seem. They LOVE degradation and being sub af, the sign that serves? yeah they gonna do whatever it takes to get you off bae and thoroughly enjoy the process. THEY PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS TOO! if they find something that turns you on they will be sure to explore it more. Every virgo venus/mars person gives off hot librarian vibes and you just know a lot of them are kinky lol

🌶 Taurus venus is more vanilla but in a sensual and indulgent fashiom as they wanna be comfy and cute while fully embracing pleasure. Most likely they prefer to be taken care of in bed, sucking on their throat is their biggest turn on. They are extremely romantic, the type to get the mood going and prepare roses on the bed. They like things simple and hot because they know what they want.

💘 Leo & Scorpio placements shaking hands on their creampie and corruption kinks help omg LOL. Nothing turns a leo on more than stroking their ego with knowing they’re your first, they get on a power trip fr. As luminaries, they just like knowing they have the effect to influence you. It's always Leo Moon or Mars I've seen this with

🌶 As for Scorpios corruption & creampie kink I've noticed Scorpios are really into wholesome or innocent people? Just completely opposite of their darker personalities. Wanting to ruin someone turns thems on a lot because scorpio rules over power imbalance so Ig thats why. Scorpio also rules over regeneration, life & death so creampies kinda fits in the birth category yknow

💘 Cancer placements also have a weird tendency to be complete doms or subs and nothing in between, they like to give orders which I find funny because it is so not associated with their stereotypes. But in general the sweet zodiac signs ARE REALLY KINKY FOR SOME REASON.

🌶 Aquarius mars and public sex is actually insane, and the rumours are true a lot of aqua moons I’ve met fantasize about threesomes and orgies. They’re just as much into voyeurism as Sagittarius mars is.

💘 Aquarius Mars also LOVES sex toys, especially vibrators. They literally act like they gonna perform a scientific experiment on your pussy help I can’t

🌶 Every pisces sun man I’ve met is straight up addicted to porn, idc if anyone thinks they’re innocent and cute. THEY HAVE PROBLEMS LMAOO.

💘 A lot of sagittarius mars women I’ve met are doms and love body worship, i think body worship is definitely connected to Jupiter as Zeus is associated with that planet. So y’know, treat them like a god and you will be rewarded lol.

🌶 Speaking of which, Sagittarius rising women are just the most fun people ever, in and out of the bedroom you will literally never get bored they are so funny and cool. I simp for them fr

💘 Neptune or Pisces in the 5th house could be into LSD or acid trips while they have sex, they prefer to use alcohol or some form of substance to lessen their anxiety, they could also highkey be sex addicts as the 5th house is our hobbies and entertainment.

🌶 Mars & Pluto in the 5th house LOVE angry sex, they are the people who have makeup and breakup sex the most I swear, they relieve their stress by having sex.

💘 Those with Gemini/Virgo/Mercury in the 8th house could like handcuffs a lot. I know a girl with this that has a kink for having her hands cuffed and not being able to see.

🌶 If you’re crushing on a Scorpio placement, just make them laugh and get them a little jealous. They will get obsessed, I feel like this is why they tend to have relationships with Geminis so often? because Geminis know how to rile people up, crack a joke or two, and seem unbothered in the process. I have never known a Scorpio venus to be into someone without getting jealous first oops-

💘 Mars in the 6th house is a secret man whore placement, they don’t seem like fuckboys but they use physical activity for their mental health and most often I’ve noticed their way of healing is through sex, and more sex PFFT.

🌶 12th house stelliums and their fantasies of a person that doesn’t even know they exist lol. To get their attention just randomly pop up to help them once in a while but not too often so they feel special but are curious about you. Doing little things for them yet keeping the mystery and suspense of a crush alive is what keeps them fantasizing tbh.

💘 It’s why 12th house people love virgo placements so much, because virgos always randomly appear to help a pisces/12th house person. While on the other hand the pisces/12th house person devotes themselves and their personal time completely because they can’t see boundaries. It’s cute but I fear for y’all seriously 😀 get some boundaries plz

💘 Scorpio moons please avoid sagittarius & gemini moons at all costs until they’ve matured because a sag moon gets bored easily, moves on, will honestly ghost, and loves to not notify anyone. I know how anxious and paranoid scorpio moons can get and honestly a sag or gemini moon will only worsen your fears and trauma. Everytime I've seen this combination it's ALWAYS the gemini or sag moon leaving the scorpio moon heartbroken and ghosted 🥲

🌶 Sagittarius moons are free spirits, they cannot be tied down but they aren't always cheaters. I'd say their non-committal style differs from gemini in the sense that it will take A LOT to actually get into a relationship with a sag moon and once they're in its unlikely they cheat. While Gemini moons do get bored easily and jump into relationships so they seem to talk to other people and could perhaps cheat.

💘 Scorpio moons will say bs to get you in bed, they are sweet talkers and kinda act like fboys if they're not that into you so just beware. But so will many other moon signs like gemini, pisces & libra lol. It's not always but, these are the fuckboy moon signs from my experiences that will get you attached first.

But their game is good, worth it imo 👌

🌶 Pisces moons are SOO attentive in the bedroom, they will provide everything you want and make you feel so special it’s impossible to not become emotionally attached after you’ve done the deed tbh.

💘 I've noticed people with Saturn, Jupiter or Mars in their 8th House like it rough to the point of begging, they literally wanna see their partner crumble underneath them I’m not even joking...they also are really horny 24/7 because with mars in the 8th house they just have the desire for sex and release tension through it, same with Mars in 5th house. While Jupiter & Saturn can point to difficulties with controlling their sex drive, it’s either wayy too much or they’re celibate for a year. Very all or nothing type of people.

🌶 Leo placements literally wanna be caught fucking someone, again I’M NOT KIDDING they like to be shown off and know other people want them too, very similar to Aquarius mars and gets horny off of anything that feeds their ego tbh.

💘 Mercury conjunct Venus/Mars people think about sex so much they get horny easily, they are actually the most under-rated horny placement. They don’t just sweet talk or dirty talk their way into your pants but they seem to have a lot of wet dreams and really be into having sex while performing another mental task like video games or smth. Yall secretly so freaky huh 😀

🌶 Venus/Moon in your 12th house makes you wet 24/7 it's like the ocean which is a very 12th house theme. For men it would be their Mars in 12th house. They're horny 24/7 I swear it's actually concerning.

💘 It's kinda hard to get a capricorn mars person turned on, it takes a lot of effort but they can last a while so it's worth it ig. But foreplay is gonna be a while okay, they like to take their time.

🌶 Mars & Mercury in 3rd/5th house people get bored easily during sex so make it competitive and include fun games. They also are the type to flirt with someone out of spite and play mind games. Not always again but- its never dull. They love the drama aspect in relationships tbh, it has to be passionate and fun or they don't fw you.

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astrosouldivinity · 4 days

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Random Astrology Observations: ⭐️

❀ Virgo and Gemini placements may struggle with intrusive thoughts. Being Mercury ruled, their m inds are constantly active and racing. I forgot to add this to my OCD in a birth chart series, but it definitely applies.

❀ Remember, you are separate from your thoughts. Meditation is a good option that can help you process your thoughts and feelings, and hopefully lead you to this realization.

❀ I used to struggle with intrusive thoughts due to OCD, but I no longer do because I came to understand that I am separate from my thoughts. I also managed to heal and work through my feelings of shame.

❀ You can have bad thoughts but it doesn’t mean you will act out on them. It is important that you hold space for all aspects of yourself, including the light and dark.

❀ Don’t mess with Capricorn or Aquarius placements, as being ruled by Saturn they dish out karma to anyone who harms them. I would say Libra too because they are exalted in Saturn.

❀ I’ve never met anyone who has messed with these signs/placements who are doing well in life. They are suffering immensely, which is truly unfortunate.

❀ Pisces karma has spiritual, & energetic, and subconscious elements. Your shadow and soul would be in Pisces house. Pisces energy can be triggering for people at a soul level.

❀ AstroSoulDivinity on TikTok / AstroByKiki on X

#virgo #gemini #pisces #aquarius #capricorn #libra #saturn astrology #ocd #karma #intrusive thoughts #astrology posts #zodiac signs #astrology #shadow work #astrology observations #zodiac

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starshapedjello · 21 days

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🥵Scorpio Mars🥵

💥Knew about s3x from an early age

💥Secret s3xal encounters

💥everyone is attracted to them secretly

💥Naturally a bad a$$

💥Don’t fck with them, bc THEY WILL go off with out pause (natural fighter)

💥Ooze s3xuality with out even trying

💥Knows how to make you O (just knows)

💥Obsessed with their object of affection and WILL obtain them no matter how long it takes (seriously willing to obsess for over two decades)

💥Oh you broke up with them? You’re dead to them now. You never existed.

💥SKILLED AT EVERYTHING

💥NATURAL RESEARCHER will find out EVERYTHING on their crushes

💥Knows everything about your crushes, too.

💥Knows everything about everyone

💥Naturally psychic

💥Acts on instincts

💥Not afraid to act

💥Has no fear

💪One of the most powerful mars signs, so watch out 💋

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8hsaturn · 1 year

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-- my astrology observations pt.1

Aquarius risings with Neptune on the ascendant can be extremely popular for their appearance amongst their peers, they’re also pretty influential and can be copied very often if Uranus is conjunct the ASC. They tend to have an immaculate fashion sense especially if paired with Taurus placements.

What separates Libra from Taurus is their way of expressing Venusian energy: Taurus, fixed earth, expresses it through a beautiful voice and coveted seduction, they’re down to earth and aware that they’re naturally attractive, acting chill and not being a try-hard is their trick. libra, cardinal air, on the other hand, isn’t scared to shake things up and keep people on their toes, they’d flirt to see how well their charm works and would change “tactics” to hook people in. they’re cardinal and so know how to spark someone’s interest but their air nature can make them pull away before they feel trapped. Taurus alternatively might prefer to simply sit because they know they attract people without moving a finger. Both can be very charming but also difficult to pin down especially as they grow older and more in tune with their Venusian nature.

As someone who always does readings for my friends, I noticed people with similar majors tend to have similar placements! law/political science majors tend to have a lot of Libra or just Libra on the angles and even 7th-house placements. IT/coding majors tend to have a lot of Scorpio/Virgo/Aquarius. actually, you can even guess why they chose the major from their chart.

My Capricorn friend chose software engineering because of the job prospects and because he enjoys working hard on a program and seeing it come to fruition which is very Saturnian.

8th house synastry is a complex matter but I believe the issue lies in people looking for that one overlay that guarantees a perfect relationship: there’s no such a thing. each overlay will have different results depending on both people’s charts and how they use or abuse their own placements. 5h synastry with your 5h stellium crush can seem incredible until you realize their Saturnian nature makes them see 5h energy as inherently immature and repress that nature, and have their ego drive them to see all fun they don’t initiate as cringey. 7h synastry can seem like a promise for marriage until you realize your person hates how they lose themselves in their relationships and distance away from you. In short, you can’t promise anything even with a synastry chart in front of you if you don’t know the trauma and experiences of both people. Makes sense, because astrology is truly just a tool to understand better, it doesn’t control or define anything.

8th house moon synastry can make the moon person very attuned to the other person’s feelings and want to know how their deepest emotions. Bad intentions can make the moon person use their knowledge to manipulate the house native though. it can be an aspect for understanding but if the house person has a Scorpio or Saturnian moon, or a natal 12h/4h/8h moon, or moon aspecting Saturn they might see this desire as annoying and could put them off, especially if they’re emotionally unavailable/stunted: they see the connection as making them too vulnerable and will escape it.

Sun conjunct Saturn… might make the sun person feel as if the Saturn person is repressing them, dulling their light, and just dampening their mood. In what exactly? that depends on the sun sign and house where the conjunction happens. e.g: if the sun conjuncts Saturn in Gemini in the 9h: sun person might feel that Saturn isn’t as enthusiastic or excited about the things that they’re passionate about or doesn’t understand their jokes or interests, shuts down convos or doesn’t let them talk. They might feel mocked for their beliefs or that the Saturn person doesn't take their philosophies and deeper concerns seriously.

I disagree with the notion that certain placements indicate intelligence or otherwise lack of. Intelligence is so complex and difficult to define, and I don’t mean eq vs iq or mathematical vs linguistic Intelligence, I mean that people’s experiences can push them to hone certain intellect over the other: having a libra stellium doesn’t mean all you got is street smarts, but that’s what you found yourself focusing on developing due to the cards you were dealt in life. I believe your chart will indicate which skills and intelligence you had to use, or need to use, be it something you have to learn from scratch or an instinctive talent, rather than natural skills.

that’s all, thank you for reading this far <3

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cowrunnerhighonu · 29 days

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Jupiter Woman; Raquel Energy

I have noticed a pattern in Jupiter woman where they appear aloof and disinterested but very ambitious and determined, disinterested in people pouring energy onto them. I remember Claire Nakti said in her Make Over Video that Jupiter is a masculine planet and they have alot of energy so they become outcaste something like that

Here’s the video watch it i think it pretty much explains it.

Raquel was voiced twice by Jupiter Woman. In Barbie A Fairy Secret she was voiced by a Visakha Sun Woman and in Barbie Life In A Dream House she was voiced by a Punarvasy Moon native. Raquel seems very quintessentially Jupiter coded. On the other hand Heather From Total Drama was voiced by a Purva Bhadrapada Moon Native and her character is so Jupiter coded don’t even get me started if u have watched Total Drama(Very Ambitious, Determined, Fiery). Heather also reminded me of Karina who is Puanrvasu Moon and Mala Salariya(Punarvasu Moon). It’s so flattering that characters from animation often look like us when we share a nakshatra with them

Another Jupiter character is Megara voiced by a Punarvasu Moon Woman and she reminded me of Karina. Idk why i am bringing Karina up so much.

Overall Jupiter woman have such fierce, driven energy and appear aloof and disinterested.

Note: i suck at explaining and can only see patterns so i hope you all see the patterns i see and find a reasoning to that 💞

#Punarvasu #Visakha #Purva Bhadrapada #Gemini #Cancer #Libra #Scorpio #Aquarius #Pisces #Jupiter #astrology observation #vedic astrology #nakshatras #zodiac signs #spilled thoughts

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rtofbs · 1 year

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astrology notes 3: fixed placements edition

note: these are my personal observations based on the people around me, take what resonate, feel free to add your own observations.

Leo Suns as parents tend to give a freedom to their child and I feel like this is because they want to give the child a space and time to work on their individuality and developing their Sun qualities (self-esteem, vitality and general creativity) Leo understands the importance of a healthy ego and core individuality that will support their child in the future as well as they understand that it's crucial for a child to move from the comfort of the Moon to the creative and boss energies of the Sun.

Leo Moons are forever child at heart even if they are over 50 years old, they strive in these care-free and joyous energies, love to receive and give the attention, and I've noticed this is true even with one of the toughest Sun placements - Capricorn.

Capricorn with Leo Moon is like a soft bear who is very tough on the outside, but is very sweet and affectionate on the inside. also I've noticed that Leo Moons take their hobbies very close to their hearts, same goes to Moon in 5th. when playing with other people, they might get competitive as fuck.

Moon in Scorpio are one of the sweetest people: attentive and caring, very focused if the person is feeling good and comfortable, they can get very anxious to ensure that the person is feeling good to the point it's very cute. I might he highly biased here as my Venus in Scorpio loves LOVES lOvES LoVeS Moons in Scorpio. Moon in Scorpio also respects the privacy of other people as they want their privacy to be respected since they've experience a lot of privacy and boundary violation in childhood.

Tauruses no matter what is the Venus sign are very good at spotting beauty and know best how to make things beautiful, and they in general appreciate the beauty and comfort around them, and they might be very artistic from the very young age, and sometime get clingy, especially in childhood. Taurus vibes to me is: comfort, money, good sleep, food, relaxation, their fashion, skin-care, routine, sex, and again sex, relationships, convenience, consistency, stubbornness, calm confidence, and care.

in general Taurus placements are prone to being very conservative to the point of using very old versions of the OS in their laptop as they know it works best for them, and even if they realise that the new one might be better, but they are still attached to what they are used to. Taurus placements in general they have their own speed of doing things, but Moon in Taurus comes first of being very slow to changes and they need time to prepare for things and occasions to come.

Mothers of Moon in Taurus can be very controlling and dominating but they will give the child the financial prosperity and ensure their child have some stuff in their possessions: like some property.

Taurus x Scorpio axis gives me the vibes "let's make love and make money" 🥰

Sun and Moon in Aquarius love to tease people, especially with other Scorpio placements. they are funny sometimes to the point of being socially awkward, but always happy if people can have funny banter with them. if you want to know if the person with Moon in Aquarius feels good about you, then observe how they behave with you: the weirder it gets - more comfortable they feel themselves around you.

Mercury in Aquarius art definitely leans towards some absurd and grotesque stuff, and might be difficult to grasp the genius of their verbal creativity, but it's doubtlessly unique as they have their OWN way of expressing their thoughts.

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hot-astrology · 2 months

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The Art of seduction

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐳𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲! 𝐎𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭. 𝐒𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞, 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐚𝐳𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐣𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩/ 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡, 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭, 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐩. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐮𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐭. 𝟗𝟎% 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝟏𝟎% 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥. 𝐍𝐨𝐰, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎% 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. 𝐍𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐳𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜. ( 𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧…)

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𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐳𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬. 𝐁𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡!!! 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐭!!! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐫, 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐞𝐭, 𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧; 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬. 𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭-𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐦𝐞/𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐭/𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐨𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥, 𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭-𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭, 𝐣𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐣𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤/𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐫 ( 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞).

◇𝑨𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒊𝒅 𝑾𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑭𝒊𝒕 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒁𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒄 𝑺𝒊𝒈𝒏◇

𝐀𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞: 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧, 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.

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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐬, 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠; 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭; 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐬𝐦𝐨��𝐭𝐡, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞. 𝐀 𝐬𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐬, 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲, 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐲. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐭! 𝐒𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠; 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐯𝐢𝐛𝐞. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐥𝐲; 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥 (𝐝𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐞) 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤! 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲; 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐠, 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭. 𝐎𝐨𝐩𝐬, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧! 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝! 𝐌𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬! 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥! 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐏! 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐏! 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐓! 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐓! 𝐆𝐀𝐆𝐆! 𝐆𝐀𝐆𝐆! ….

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𝐒𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐲𝐞-𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬. 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐨𝐫 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐲.

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𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝟒𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝, 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬. 𝐀𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐛 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐎𝐒𝐒, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐇𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐚 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐤, 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝. 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬. 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧… 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐚, 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐔𝐏, 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊'𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓!!! 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐤 𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐩. 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐡��𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫.

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𝐅𝐨𝐱, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬' 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧. 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐳𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐫, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬.

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𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬, 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬. 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮… 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐬/𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐜 on the 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬. 𝐀 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞/𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭, 𝐬𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭/𝐛𝐫𝐚, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬/𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐭; 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤/𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐦/𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮/ 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐭, 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐭, 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬, 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰ri𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐞 them 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬, 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡, 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫………. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐦, 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡, 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞ir 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐣𝐚𝐫. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦, 𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬; 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.

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𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐨, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤, 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐮𝐧-𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐳𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐜 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐥𝐚𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤.

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𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐬 (𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 & 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐅𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝)

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 1K

ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Think about it. Write about it. Have hard thoughts. Do not take it seriously. None of this information is confirmed and all theoretical. If you want to read more, I have further analysis in my 'Lee Know As Your Late Bloomer Bf' post.

ᴍᴇᴛʜᴏᴅᴏʟᴏɢʏ: Traditional Astrology & Whole Sign

ᴏᴠᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ:

Rising is in Gemini (Suspected)

Scorpio Sun (6th House)

Sagittarius Moon (7th House)

Scorpio Mercury (6th House)

Scorpio Venus (6th House)

Virgo Mars (4th House)

ꜰᴜᴄᴋʙᴏɪ ʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ:

3/10

Lee Know's fuckboi radar is a strong medium energy because his Sagittarius Moon makes him naturally impulsive and prone to boredom but his Scorpio stellium indicates he values a deep soul to soul connection.

So while he can detach sex and feelings, casual/one night stands wouldn't satisfy him and he's more likely to enter into FWB/situationships.

He also forms attachment easily, although you wouldn't know it because he can mask very...VERY well.

His Virgo Mars in 4th House also makes him pedantic with hygiene, he COULD...could view anonymous/casual encounters as 'dirty' or 'unclean' and have concern about infection and/or disease.

(No..I'm not personally judging hook-up culture but I included this because Virgo/6th House rules over health and wellness so they prioritise sexual hygiene more so than other Mars Signs.)

And there's loads of evidence with the SKZ episodes of Lee Know valuing cleanliness and tidiness so I'm certain that would transfer to sex and foreplay.

ʀᴇᴅ & ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ꜰʟᴀɢꜱ:

Red:

His Scorpio Mercury gives him a wicked tongue and his Sagittarius Moon means he has no impulse control which =

PETTINESS!!!

His Mercury rulership indicates he's thoroughly observant, analytical and has a great memory, the type to remember little details about something that happened 11 months ago.

He's learnt your sore spots, your insecurities and your anxieties and he might just use them against you in moments of conflict.

Inherently stubborn so wouldn't be the type to apologise after an argument but would make you a meal, buy you something, run you a bath as a way of calling truce.

He probably has an avoidant-attachment style and is the type to 'freeze' or ice you out if he's annoyed or irritated...could even go as far as giving the 'silent treatment' as a way of asserting control.

When Lee Know has been recorded feeling hurt, upset or frustrated he becomes really quiet and his posture shifts into a more defensive stance...this is really evident in the infamous SKZ Room episode where Chris says 'you don't care about me' and you can literally SEE his entire body change at that remark.

Green:

Honesty is a strong value and trait of Lee Know so outside of conflict...you would never feel like he's hiding something from you or second-guessing his actions...what you see is what you get with Lee Know- even to a fault.

A good example of this was Lee Know's ending-ment and he says 'I have been having a lot of thoughts and I'm organising my feelings' (which is so Mercury coded to rationalise your feelings by 'organising' them).

Routine, stability and consistency are HUGE traits and values that Lee Know will contribute to the relationship and this is reaffirmed countless of times with his Bubble messages.

He always sends you a 'morning' message and asks if you've eaten lunch or dinner every day, he's consistent at going live on YouTube every Saturday and he's endlessly sending through photos of food and his cats on Bubble which means Lee Know is not a man prone to 'flakiness'- it's all or nothing for Lee Know and he will stick with you through to the end.

And this is not even natal chart based, this is just my opinion- there is something about Lee Know's personality that is incredibly wholesome for a man his age...in his spare time he likes night-time walks and plays with his cats which to me is someone who enjoys the little things in life and a lavish and excessive lifestyle is not a priority for him.

He's not shallow and therefore he's not going to give you a shallow relationship.

ɪᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴛʏᴘᴇ…ɪꜰ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ

Lee Know's sexual orientation is unknown so I don't know if he's into women but if he is...these are the physical and personality traits he would find attractive.

Physical Traits

(Focus on his Libra 5th House, Scorpio Venus and Virgo Mars)

Has to smell nice because Virgo & Scorpio are sensory motivated and would SIMP over a person with a signature scent...probably would like a floral and clean, fresh smell.

Scorpio's go for other Scorpio's so his ideal type probably would have Scorpio placements (Sun,Rising or Venus) and have a dark feminine aesthetic but still kinda coquetteish with the Libra influence.

Someone who has the duality of looking sexy in a black, skimpy dress with stiletto heels but also looks cute wearing an oversized t-shirt with no make-up and a messy bun.

Definitely a waist,arse and thighs kind of man is totally the type to get hot and heavy if you wear a sundress.

Personality Traits

A tsundere to the absolute max, you cannot get more tsundere than Lee Know so his partner has to be okay with his 'quiet love' style of showing affection and care.

Intelligence is a strong turn-on for Lee Know so his partner has to be smart and worldly, would be attracted to someone who has a degree or a type of tertiary education.

Lee Know was accepted into university for computer programming prior to graduating high school so he could find people with careers in STEM, engineering, environment, sociology etc quite alluring and attractive.

Preferable love languages to be acts of service, gifts and quality time...words of affirmation and physical touch are not a strong suit of his.

ᴅᴏᴍ, ꜱᴜʙ ᴏʀ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ?

Lee Know is a switch with a heavy dominant preference and would prefer to be dominant 80% of the time.

I think even if he was in a more submissive mood...it would be more 'I'm yours and you can do whatever you want' energy rather than a complete release of control.

6th House Stellium= service/pleasure dom preference

Lee Know in-person has a very gentle and stoic presence (I've seen him live) and that would transfer to the bedroom so a SOFT DOM and much more soft and tender than the aggressively harsh sadistic dom persona Stays give him.

Whilst Lee Know can and likes being 'rough' in the bedroom, there is a difference in being rough and painful versus rough passionate.

Lee Know wouldn't be into the rough and painful 'you're just a hole for me to fuck' degrading type of sex.

Lee Know would be into the rough and passionate 'how many times can we go before we fall unconscious' type of sex.

There's a difference.

ᴋ!ɴᴋꜱ...ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ

Olfactophilia

The scent kink is WILDIN with this man and would be addicted by your natural scent and smell. Scorpio placements are primal in general and is the type to lick the sweat when making love and for his cock to ache as he inhales the sweet scent of your panties.

I can't get enough of your sweet pussy kitten, could bury my face here all day.

Would smell your shirt after wearing it at the gym as he doing laundry because you're his favourite fragrance.

If Lee Know didn't see you for a few days, he would spray your perfume on his clothes and wear your scented body lotion because the smell carries the very essence of who you are, who he loves, who he yearns for.

Clothed Sex

Buttons ripped, stockings torn, skirt tattered at the seam, smeared lipstick, heels on, the desperation and the need to fuck you so badly that he doesn't have the patience to take your clothes off.

That would drive Lee Know insane with desire.

Bend over kitten...fuck your legs look so good in these heels...I can't wait, need to feel how tight you are now.

Bonus points if you allow him to take photos of your ruined state afterwards.

Also...

You being naked whilst Lee Know is entirely clothed and the power imbalance and the DOMINANCE he would feel in that moment of you just being so submissive and vulnerable and trusting under his hands and body...

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