Selina: Talk dirty to me~
Bruce: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Selina: Wha-
Bruce: The economy is in shambles.
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Com'on Barbie let's go commit crime party 💅
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a concept; selina stealing bruce's shirts
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So the whole "I have a thing about strays" scene is basically Zoe's idea? Wow she is my catwoman.
(source: GQ)
A little list of Zoe's input for Selina Kyle:
The long nails
Selina's first scene with a natural wig so that when she took it off the viewers are left with the question "who is she?"
"I have a thing about strays"
They could not have chosen a better actress for this role. Zoe understood the assignment and put in quality input.
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BatCat Phantom of the Opera au where Selina is a masked ballerina who’s spent her life preforming in the Gotham opera house (and pickpocketing wealthy guests) while being looked after by the mysterious guardian of the opera house. The reclusive orphaned son of the Opera house’s proprietors scared by the fire that took his parents life. + a doodle of how I imagine their first meeting.
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Bruce, about Selina: Can I tell her she looks nice?
Alfred: Sure.
Bruce: Can I tell her I respect her?
Alfred: Maybe, if she asks.
Bruce: Should I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our 20 cats and 7 children?
Alfred: …
Alfred: I’d save that for later.
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Chapters: 2/4
Fandom: The Batman (Movie 2022)
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Batman/Catwoman, Selina Kyle & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Action, Drugs, main character is drugged, Fuck Or Die, Kinda, Fingering, Needles, gala - Freeform, bruce likes to spend money on Selina and her high fashion taste, Did I Mention, Bruce is bad at communicating, Angst
Summary:
An unlikely partnership, a fight, a plan gone awry. Bruce is forced to make a hard decision or risk losing someone he cares about. Selina dispenses her own kind of justice. A gift and a gala.
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I watched the 2022 batman movie and now I'm obsessed with batcat.
Like obsessed.
This movie is the definition of bi-panic
They are the ultimate femdom couple
I may never recover
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