I loved the real life : 3rd life, BUT I REALISED
With the cleo win, do we now technically have all the winners be soulmates?
Grian and scar
Scott and pearl
Martyn and cleo
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.
DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.
JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.
TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.
SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.
Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.
Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.
Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.
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Cleo please I’d DIE for a Day 1 Skizz Scream Supercut I want this so much
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kitty cafe cleo! ☕ im a big cafe enjoyer. love to sit down drink some coffee and relax =^.^=
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more juppet art :3
I started this when season 10 first began, but only finished it today�� there was something just so amusing seeing Joe’s juppet skin sitting ‘lifeless’ on a horse during everyone’s first episodes, and how the horse would aimlessly walk between the hermits with Joe on its back
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One of my friends reacted with a 🤮 emoji when I was mentioning how i would want to get myself into a challenge of drawing every hermit (she hates minecraft cuz of some backstory with the dsmp fandom) i now want to do it just out of spite probably will dip at some point tho ngl
But might as well throw in just my fav creators
Drawing a random sketch of every hermit part 1!! Probably!!!! Maybe not!!!!! Who knows!!!!!! No thoughts or time put into this!!!!!!!!
Cleo and scar first best fellas to cry to during long hospital stays 💯💯💯
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Can we appreciate the lunacy of season 9's plot so far? (I have seen some edits and corrections, and you are all absolutely right. I have now updated it)
>Bird man piles up diamonds to mine later
>Some of his neighbours also do this, but with more diamonds
>Neighbourhood-wide competition ensues
>Minor "war" over this, including missiles, portals and australian physics
>War ends, diamonds collected
>Everyone now has so many diamonds they have lost value
>Guy who is possibly part dog is declared king by a silly little guy covered in moss, and has everyone hand over all diamonds
>Dog Guy sets up a quest system with the diamonds as rewards
>Economy re-stabilises
> Dwarf hosts a DoomGuy themed party in Dog Guy's basement
>Dog Guy goes mad with power, recruits Zombie puppet-master, Flying Gun Vigilante, Literal Basement-Dweller (Positive) and Joe Hills. He also bans partying
>Local soup-obsessed Dwarf, Elf and Janitor start a revolution based on a vague interpretation of a prompt from a moustache-themed robot from another dimension.
>They recruit Birdman to assist their resistance and assassinate the King
>Civil unrest leads to a full scale revolt and raiding of the King's vault
>The King is killed by the dwarf and freed from a curse that made him evil
>Moustache Robot reopens dimensional tear and shenanigans ensue, including the Janitor being a Goddess
>Other dimensional visitors follow them back through the portal, hang out for a few weeks, and leave.
>A trading card game exists and is actually pretty cool
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If you’re not following Doc on Twitter you really should it’s an absolute TREAT to see him get thoroughly eviscerated by ginger haired bisexual hermits
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