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#DISGUSTANG RESULTS. go see this god given gift of a movie #jupiter ascending #polls

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"why do football commenters talk about Messi in such an erotic tone?"

oh come on, it's not that bad...

#HAPPY LATE ANNUVERSART

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obi wan kenobi + force suggestion

#star wars #obi wan #prequels #ot #clone wars #queue

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im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

#nightblogging #the best kind of post for you to tag your blorbos tbh #queue

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now THIS is jewish culture

#it was for this question that rabbi jeremiah was thrown out of the house of study 😔 #judaism #hdkfhds;akfjds;f #queue

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#kitties polls #give me CLAWS give me MATERIAL AND PHYSICAL EMPOWERMENT that I can extend and retract at will! #there were other strong contenders and the results surprised me #(I already have Big Nap soul the problem is CAPITALISM and I only get ONE cat trait that won’t fix my job) #but I ultimately decided against another physical manifestation like ears/tail/whiskers/eyes #bc I think i already dislike it when people I don’t know that well can easily read my emotions #and I hate when people comment on it or can Perceive me in certain ways #even though cat pupils would be fun ngl #but CLAWS. claws would be just a super fun way fo be able to emphasize my point #besides actually being able to use them (which would tbh happen rarely if ever) #I could do supervillain things with them like extending them to tap on the table very gently

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Skdjsksk muahahaha

#HE HAS OPENLY STATED THAT HE FEEDS ON YOUR HATRED #dibu martinez #football #I need him so bad

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Ahhhhh time for some reddit reactions!

#YEAAaaaHhhhh #dibu martinez #football #Reddit

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Currently howling of laughter this man has been getting WANTED posters in all of France since 18.12.22 and shows no signs of stopping

#oh you KNOW macron is hiring assassins i love this man #football #dibu Martinez

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LOOOOOOOOL TODAY OF ALL DAYS!!!! 😭😭😭😭

#dibu martinez #football #YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

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#kitties #MONCH

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#venom #tom hardy

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dev patel beating a murderous corrupt cop to death with a high heel gave me a serotonin boost to last me the rest of the year

#monkey man #it was SUCH A DELIBERATE CHOICE both in a diagetic and non-diagetic sense #the way that dev patel SPECIFICALLY made this movie as an attempt to try and put some thought behind the action genre #the way he took 'hero beats the shit out of enemies with random almost comedic object as a schtick' #and turned it into an extension of the movie's commentary on the oppressive regime #and the way it specifically enacted violence and oppression on women #and then he PICKED UP THAT HIGH HEEL AND BEAT THE COP'S HEAD IN OH IT WAS SO

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Monkey Man (2024) dir. Dev Patel

#monkey man #every time dev patel had a costume change i fell a little bit more in lopve with him

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Monkey Man (2024) dir. Dev Patel

#monkey man #KID I AM YOURS FOREVER #if the Kid has 500 fans then i am one of them. if he has 50 fans i am one of them #if he has 5 fans i am one of them. if he has one fan that fan is me #if the kid has no fans then i am no longer on the earth #IF THE WORLD IS AGAINST THE KID I AM AGAINST THE WORLD #also like...i am VERY tickled that people seem to be losing their minds over the knife-mouth shot #kind of like how john wick throwing his gun became a motif bc everyone noticed it #like...YEAH it was a great moment but it was not what i would consider the Best Shot #or even the best ACTION shot. WOMEN'S HIGH HEEL FOREVER

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#polls #gimme the speech any day i trained for this shit #whereas engineering would kill my soul and i fear i would let those kids do entirely too much #also liek hell am i getting to 2054 a hair faster than i have to i can see where this trend takes us #also they ain't say how long the speech has to be or how long I have to write it #i whipped together a winning closing argument over a lunch break once i can do a speech

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saw dune 2 and i want to reread all the books now

#dune #ANOTHER JESSICA AS ANAKIN DUNE-STAR WARS LINKS THOUGHT... #the bene gesserit are never humanized. we are not encouraged as viewers to sympathize with them #INDIVIDUAL sisters are given character and motivations yes #but the BG as a WHOLE are generally very shadowy grey figures that don't demand sympathy as an INSTITUTION #and therefore jessica's betrayal of her ancient order reads less like the dramatic departure from script it was #and more of a 'fuck it bob we've been prepping this delivery schedule for WEEKS and now you're early and shit's DIFFICULT' #we get very little backstory for jessica and for what life as a bene gesserit or TRAINING as a bene gesserit is like #or even what one must do to BECOME an official sister and what that looks like #but the jedi DO get institutional sympathy. hence david brony filoni returning always and forever to Order 66 #as a moment of cosmic genocidal trauma that upset the balance of the force for decades #we DO see individual jedi and get a sense of their culture and their world #and if jessica is the BG anakin then that implies the existence of BENE GESSERIT OBI WAN #an older sister who took jessica under her wing in their early days as much as it was allowed #who somehow managed to walk the very odd fine narrative line #of disapproving of certain aspects of BG adminstration #while being perceived to be perfectly in line with it by detractors and by jessica herself #someone jessica would have had Complicated Feelings about #someone who was both older sister and mother figure and baby's first crush all at once #someone who would have had reciprocal feelings for jessica on at least ONE of those axes #but felt that it was best to maintain a certain amount of distance for the sake of both of their futures in the sisterhood #someone without perhaps jessica's innate ambition and martial drive #but with an absolute FLAWLESS command of the Voice even in its more subtle applications #someone who could have stood in Arrakkeen when muad'ib stormed the city and looked at jessica and screamed YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE #ALSO....and this is of peak importance given the Kenobi show...a Milf (TM)