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My friend used to play a game where we would pick a decade we wish we could live in instead of this. I'd say the 1830's but without all the racists and getting married off for the highest bid. Everyone would look down because it wasn't fun now now. Seems like it was never even fun back then. Nostalgia is a mind's trick. If I'd been there I'd hate it.

#LMFKFKFKFJ #taylor swift

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

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#oh god I know the words and I know how to play it on the clarinet #usamerican

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Oh I was not expecting Conner franta to clap back at Daniel but oooh OHH

#This is about Joey’s ex bf Daniel not the other one

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i seriously need to invite some hoes over and play littlest pet shops with them

#op this made my day omg #im cackling #lps #also me and who i have 12 now :)

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Another fucking sinus infection

also i still feel like shit

#a sinus infection on steroids fr #this one is hitting me like a ton of bricks

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stop not them doing a musical bit about moose master im literally watching a marathon of moose master

#smosh

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I look like I got hit by a bus while smoking weed

also i still feel like shit

#I don’t smoke that’s just how sick I am

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also i still feel like shit

#were thinking bronchitis #wouldnt be surprised havent had it in a while :)

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how ironic that i was about to look up when the cast of as9 would be revealed and as soon as i refreshed my youtube recommendations the video pops up

#so in 4 minutes i guess

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me at the function

#uh huh #smosh

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

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the worlds schedule got changed...AGAIN

#kristen watches allstar cheer #NO

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guilty as sin? works so great for religiously traumatized gays too though

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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me when i was too busy being a stupid fucking infant in the 2000s instead of buying clandestine industries stuff and going to concerts

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i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame