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"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

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it has taken me five years but i finally watched Baby Driver and im fucking speechless this is. the perfect representation of how i experience the world. the music. people's conversations fitting into a rhythm. timing my life to the beat of a song. holy shit the whole thing was Designed for a brain that goes as fast as mine and translates it all as music im genuinely shaking that was amazing

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Starting some kind of collection

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boy and girl who had sex with each other once and realized they were both queer

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reblog to be eaten by this thing

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

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haven't seen the anyone upload the best video of the welsh holiday horse skull yet

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Indiewire has just called Hayao Miyazaki 'the movie world's least convincing retiree' I am CACKLING

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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

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PERCY LIKES TO DRAW!!!!! NEW PERCY INTEREST JUST DROPPED

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slamming my head against a wall again and again and again and again

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PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS (2023) 1x01, ""I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher"

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i will give them that dionysus is Perfect. "i'm looking for my dad" "well i can help you with that... son" fuck off that was hilarious

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