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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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”ass or tits” the memory of a summer’s day when i was seven

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

#to me the most interesting of these is nadjebavati

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that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

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so does anyone even like AB blood or…?

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i’ll drink it if there’s nothing else but it kinda blows

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guys there is literally no discernible difference between blood types. blood is blood its all the same

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you don’t even know how wrong you are

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Umm. I like AB? Maybe it has something to do with me being type AB before dying but it’s my favourite.

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omg. OMG. GUYS. WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE IS JUST WHAT WOULDVE BEEN COMPATIBLE WITH YOUR BLOOD TYPE BEFORE VAMPIRIFICATION?????

THATS WHY WE ALL LOVE O NEGATIVE. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!

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HOLY SHIT

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hate to ruin your theory but i don’t like o neg

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what the fuck is wrong with you

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“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

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I’m bored and I’m also a digital artist so…

Reblog this so that this post can have more votes! (Even if I don’t expect this to blow up 😅)

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Sam Gamgee deserves more credit for refusing to serve unseasoned food in the woods in the middle of the most dangerous quest of all time

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everything i learn about tswift is against my will

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What do you mean the divine right of kings is fake

louis xiv is in my inbox guys

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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

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im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.

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Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.

#knowledge of course #but I like the story prompt potential of most of these #poll

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Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time

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I'm gonna cover myself in oil

#denethor posting #LOTR

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